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- Hermes, whose chest had finished deflating to its normal fluffiness, took the opportunity to retrieve a paper from his briefcase. “According to my analysis and the files I requisitioned from the Multiversal Diss Library, effective trash talk tends to be personal attacks directed at either a) past mistakes, b) perceived flaws, c) discrediting strengths, or d) genital size. The most difficult to correctly use is, of course, the last one. After all, some races, like the Minisculians or the Basement Dwellers of Discord 9, tend to take pride in the power of the microscope necessary to locate their junk.”
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- Round 2, FreestyleKneepad
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