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- >You are Anon
- >And there's nothing special about you. No super powers, no lumberjack skills, nun-chuck skills, no computer hacking skills. Just Anon.
- >You wake up and head on over to the bathroom to begin your daily routine.
- >In the middle of your bowl movement you realize you're out of toilet paper.
- "Damn it, I left the new rolls downstairs."
- >You sigh heavily while doing a walk of shame, with your pants around your ankles, down the stairs while a song plays in your head.
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gmiSPMHrWQ
- >You are interrupted from your disappointment from a knock at the door.
- >You hike up your pants anticipating skid marks when you change your underwear.
- >You answer the door.
- "Hello Fluttershy." You say with a gloomy voice.
- >"H-hello Anon, are cute pink maned mares your fetish?" She asks batting her eyelashes.
- "I'm afraid not."
- >You close the door.
- >Fluttershy walks home, head hanging in defeat, in the background you can hear.
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gmiSPMHrWQ
- END
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