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/sus/ Thread #1154: Rainy Day
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83658893/#83660096
https://pastes.psstaudio.com/post/2713ac97a17d4591bd0d155c3a6355e4
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>you find an odd puppet in your closet,
>the expression is different to what you remember.
[starwalker: legendary failure] this expression is pissing me off.
>the puppet's mouth begins to move, though you don't know how.
[Perception: trivial success] there isn't anyway to for the puppet to move normally.
[Inner Darkener: medium success] There are no strings on him, has he reached heaven?
>well if it isn't my favourite [[little sponge]] are you looking for [hyperlink blocked]? i understand the [[poor sales]], did your friends [[leave you high and dry]] perhaps i could [[50% off, offer available is select stores only]]? or would you rather [[IT BURNS IT BURNS]]? Act quick because this offer is going, going, going.
[logic : trival failure] whatever he's offering, it must be good, you should pick one quickly.
>Wow [[lucky customer]] i didn't think you'd accept these great deals so quickly.
>the puppet offers you it's tie. it droops in your hand, it feels like there's something inside.
[inner darkner : legendary success] for some reason you think this could solve all your problems
>eheaheaheahea kris, don't forget to [[ENJOY YOUR NEW CUNJANARIO AND TAKE BACK YOUR LIFE]] remember [[if effects persist after more than 4 hours contact your doctor]].
>you close the closet door.
>inside the tie you find the key to asgore's truck
[ACT : medium success] we should totally do sick donuts with your dad's truck.
[FIGHT : trival success] on The holiday family lawn or into sans's shop, or into sans. It is time for blood, don't you feel your LV increasing?
[FIGHT legendary success] You remember what happened to Dess, right? What really happened? There are no cops, no one to stop you.