Nanny McPhee (2005)

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[Male Narrating]
We must begin our story,
sad to say, with an empty chair.

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If it were not empty,
we would not have a story.

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But it is, and we do,
and it is time to tell it.

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This is the story of my family–

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of my seven children
who are all very clever...

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but all very, very, very naughty.

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[Screaming]

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[Narrator]
This is Nanny Whetstone,

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the 17th nanny I had hired
to look after my children.

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[Screaming]
She was the strictest,
the toughest...

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and the most fearless nanny
in all the land.

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And as I went to work that morning
at the local funeral parlor,

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I was confident in the knowledge
that there was nothing,

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absolutely nothing, that my children
could do to upset her.
[Whetstone Screaming]

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They've eaten the baby!

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[Narrator]
Except that.

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[Boy]
He's coming.!
He's coming.! He's coming.!

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[Girl]
Quiet.
He's coming.

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Shh.!
[Whispering, Indistinct]

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[Belches]

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Children, where's Aggy?

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[Jingling]

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[Jingles]

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Oh, look at you.
You're all cabbagey.

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Oh. Oh, you're all gravy.

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As was doubtless your intention,
Nanny Whetstone has resigned
from her post.

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Now I shall go to the agency
this afternoon, and I shall hire
a new nanny.

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And you will not drive her away as you
have done with Nanny Whetstone
and her predecessors.

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[Aggy Coos]

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Papa.

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Can't catch me up.
That showed them who's boss.

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[Screams, Groaning]

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Three days, eight hours
and 47 minutes.

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So, that got rid of her...

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23 hours and 30 minutes quicker
than the last one.

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I think the turning point
was definitely eating the baby.
Well done, Eric.

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- [Sighs]
- Mr. Brown, are you all right?

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Perfectly.
Yes, I'm perfectly all right.

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Evangeline, not to panic you,
but could you let Cook know that...

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the new nanny has had
to leave quite suddenly,

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and I'm off to the agency
to find a new one?

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Good. I'll just–

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- Mrs. Partridge.
- We're closed!

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- Uh, there's been a tiny hiccup–
- We're not here!

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No. No, please, let me in.
Go away.!

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Listen, they didn't eat the baby.
It was a chicken, actually.

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[Mrs. Partridge] There's no more nannies.!
You've had the lot.!
[Door Slams]

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[Squeaks]

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[Woman's Voice]
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

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Is that you, Mrs. Partridge?

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The person you need
is Nanny McPhee.

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Excellent.
I need her to start right away.
I'm already late for a vital tea dance.

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Nanny McPhee is not on our books.

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Nanny McPhee is not on anyone's books.

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Nanny Whetstone's gone.
Oh. There's a surprise.

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Hurry it up there. Spuds.

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Mr. Brown's gone to the agency.

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I said the children
will be fine with us.
They won't be fine with me.

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I won't have them dirty blighters
in my kitchen, and that is that.

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I have it in writing.
In writing!

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[Children Shouting]
## [Off-key]

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Well, that's the final straw.

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[Grunts]
There are no more nannies.

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None. All over.

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Finished.
And I've had to cancel
my vital appointment,

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- and that's going to cause
no end of trouble, I can tell you.
- I told them not to.

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- It wasn't my idea.
- Don't look at me.
It's not my fault.

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Well, you seem intent
on distressing me, so–

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Uh, don't do that, darling, please.
That's my sore bit.

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You seem intent on distressing me,
so now I'm going to distress you.

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You are to–
to go to bed immediately!

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Before supper?

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Without supper.

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Did he say without supper?

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Never mind that.

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There's no more nannies.

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Poor him and poor them.

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Poor them, my Aunt Fanny.

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They're the worstest,
nastiest, horriblest–

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There'll be snow in August
before this family's straightened out.

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Dear Nanny Whetstone,
I'm so very sorry.

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My children–
[Children Shouting]

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[Boy] Pull its head.!
[Girl] Give it back to her.!
Give it back now.!

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My children.

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[Shouting Continues]
[Groans]

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Eric.! Eric, that's my teddy.!

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- Eric, stop doing this!
- Give it back!

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- [All Shouting]
- ## [Off-key]

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All right, you lot!

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- [All Shouting]
- Quiet!

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You're driving your poor father
to distraction.

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Stop it!

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Lily, what's this word?

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Lovingly. "He took her
lovingly by the hand."

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- What's your book about, Evangeline?
- It's about the daughter of a nice man...

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who remarries after his wife dies
and the stepmother's horrid to her.

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Why doesn't the man stop her
from being horrid?

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Fathers all turn bad
once their wives die.
They don't care anymore.

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Simon, yours does.

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No, he doesn't.

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Does he read to Chrissie
like he used to?

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Does he play cricket with us
like he used to?

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He doesn't even sing
"Loola-bye" to Aggy anymore.
We hardly see him.

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He loves you, Simon,
you know that.

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He's just had an awful lot
on his mind since–

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Since Mother died.

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You used to be as close as anything.

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Not anymore.
All he cares about now is
getting himself a nice, new wife.

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Well...

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I don't know if that's true or not,
but perhaps it would be nice
to have a new mother.

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Don't you know anything
about the world, Evangeline?

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Whoever he marries will be vile
and treat us like slaves.

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- You don't know that.
- Plenty of hard evidence for it.

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There isn't one single stepmother
in there who is even halfway decent.

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They're an evil breed.

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Anyway, whoever likes
other people's children?

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I like you.

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Yes, but you're a servant.
You're paid to like us.

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That doesn't count.

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I've got my work to be
getting on with.

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I really am hungry, Evangeline.

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Could you maybe bring me
some secret toast andjam?

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All right, forget the jam.
Just some secret toast.

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[Match Strikes]

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Shall I plump the cushion
on Mrs. Brown's chair?

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Only, I know how you like
to plump it yourself sometimes.

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Oh, no. Th-That's all right.
Y-You plump away, Evangeline.
Thank you.

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I was wondering if I might make
Master Sebastian a wee piece of toast?

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Yes, I should– Uh, no.
No. Under no circumstances. No.

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I could do it secret-like.

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No, they'll hear him chewing,
and then we're done for.

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- No, they get nothing.
- Righto, Mr. Brown.

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[Woman's Voice]
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

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[Woman's Voice]
Nanny McPhee.

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No supper.
Discipline.

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That's more like it.

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[Squeaks]

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[Squeaks]

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[Squeaks]

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[Whimpers]

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- [Squeaks]
- [Gasps]

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Now, you listen here,
you pustular tykes.

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You ain't allowed in this kitchen.
Not now, not ever!
I have it in writing!

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Well, dear, the agency
has closed its doors.

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What am I to do?
Aunt Adelaide says–

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Your children are
out of control, Cedric.

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Then there was that thing she said
about their needing a female influence.

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You know what she's like.
She'll– She'll stop the allowance...

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unless I marry again and give them
a new mother within the month.

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It's a month.
I mean, it's unbearable.

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But I had to–
I had to promise.

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You remember we talked about
what would happen without her money?

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Bank will take the house.

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There'll be debtor's prison for me.
Workhouse for the older children.

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Goodness only knows
what will happen to little Chrissie.

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And as for Aggy, it's–

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it's unimaginable.

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[Squeaking]

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Where are you,
you mewling half-bakes?

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I'm ready for you,
and I'm hard– Ohh!

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[Children Shouting, Indistinct]

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- This is fun!
- Hey!

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- [Chuckling]
- We got Cook!

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[Woman's Voice]
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

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[Shouting Continues]

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- Eric, you're not making
another bomb, are you?
- [Laughing]

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[Woman's Voice]
McPhee. McPhee. McPhee.

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- [Screams]
- [Gasps]

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[All Screaming]

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They're in the kitchen!
No, no, no!

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- You took them down for toast!
- [Evangeline]
I never did.!

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- You sent them to bed with no dinner.!
That's what done it.!
- Don't tell me–

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- [Knocking]
- [Thunderclap]

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I'll, um–
Wh-Why don't you–

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[Evangeline] I'll go.
No. I think
I'd better deal with this.

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You-You, um– I'll–
I'll be off, then.

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Yes, you– l-I'll just–

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[Thunder Rumbling]

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[Rumbling Continues]

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[Thunderclap]

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Good evening, Mr. Brown.
I am Nanny McPhee.

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Oh, you're– Uh, of course.
[Nervous Giggle]

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Good heavens.
L-I suppose the agency–

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I do not belong
to any agency, Mr. Brown.
I am a government nanny.

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A government nanny. How...

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- unusual.
- May I come in?

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Yes, by all means, do–
do come in.

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Hmm.
[Thunder Rumbles]

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I understand you have
extremely ill-behaved children.

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No, no, no. No.

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No. Uh, good grief,
what a suggestion.

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[Glass Shattering]
[Children Shouting]

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- Playful.
- [Shouting Continues]

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What are your main concerns?
Concerns?

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Mm. Do they go to bed
when they're told?

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Well, no, not-not in– Uh, no.

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Do they get up
when they're told?
Uh, well, no, not exactly.

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Do they get dressed when they're told?
Uh, well, now,
that's a good question.

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Do they say "please"
and "thank you"?

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In what context?

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That will do to be going on with.
Your children need me.

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[Glass Shattering]

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Oh, just–just let me go and, uh,
make sure everything's in order
before I introduce you–

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I shall introduce myself.

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Please, Mr. Brown,
go back to your newspaper.

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[Banging]
[Children Shouting]

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[All Shouting]
[Mumbling]

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Oh, look.

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The door's open
and there's nobody there.

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Help! Help me!

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I am here.
I am Nanny McPhee.
[Cook, Muffled Shouting]

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Oh, d-d-d-did somebody speak?

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- I didn't hear anything.
- That's because nobody is there.

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Then listen carefully
and try to hear this.

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You are to stop what you are doing,

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put the kitchen to rights
and go upstairs to bed.

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[Cook, Muffled Shouting]
Go on, up.!

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- Did you hear what I said?
- I've just had an idea.

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Why don't we play here
in the kitchen all night long?

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- Let's! Let's! Let's!
- [Shouting]

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Excellent notion.

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- Tomatoes!
- Jump! Jump! Jump!

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Jump.! Jump.! Jump.! Jump.!
Jump.! Jump.! Jump.! Jump.!

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Jump.! Jump.! Jump.!
Jump.! Jump.! Jump.! Jump.! Jump.!

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Jump.! Jump.! Jump.! Jump.!
Jump.! Jump.! Jump.! Jump.!

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- Jump. Jump.
- [Whimpers]

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[Creaks]

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Government nanny?

229
00:17:07,973 --> 00:17:10,601
- [Girl] What's she done?
- [Eric] She's done something to us.!

230
00:17:10,676 --> 00:17:13,668
They went in the pot!
They went in the pot!

231
00:17:13,746 --> 00:17:16,613
- [Chrissie]
I can't stop.!
- [Eric] She banged her stick.!

232
00:17:16,682 --> 00:17:19,378
[Chrissie]
I'm going to be sick.!

233
00:17:19,452 --> 00:17:22,512
[Screaming]

234
00:17:24,156 --> 00:17:27,614
[Eric] It must be magic.!
[Lily] What's happening?

235
00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:34,593
- [Lily] Please, Simon, let's stop.!
- We've got to stop!

236
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:37,295
- Let's stop!
- Let's stop!

237
00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:42,864
- Well, stop if you want then!
- We can't!

238
00:17:42,942 --> 00:17:45,069
- We can't!
- It's her fault!

239
00:17:45,144 --> 00:17:47,135
It all started when
she banged that stick.

240
00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:49,943
- [Chrissie] I can't stop.!
- [Eric] Slow down.!

241
00:17:51,484 --> 00:17:54,146
- Simon!
- Come on then,
whoever you are!

242
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,620
Let's stop all this
and go to bed.!

243
00:17:58,491 --> 00:18:01,460
- Say please.
- I never say please.

244
00:18:01,527 --> 00:18:03,495
- Very well.
- Please!

245
00:18:03,562 --> 00:18:05,325
- Please!
- [Muffled] Please!

246
00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:08,333
- [Lily] Don't touch Aggy.!
- Wait!

247
00:18:08,401 --> 00:18:13,668
- Say it!
- Actually, Simon, would you?
Because this baby is going to blow.

248
00:18:13,739 --> 00:18:17,903
- And Aggy's going to
go in the stockpot.
- [Eric] Put her back, Chrissie.!

249
00:18:17,977 --> 00:18:21,504
Oh, for goodness sake,
please, then!

250
00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:27,281
[Chrissie]
Take Aggy off me.!

251
00:18:27,353 --> 00:18:30,322
Please, Nanny McPhee.

252
00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:34,818
[Tora]
Chrissie, don't.!

253
00:18:34,894 --> 00:18:38,091
- Say it!
- [Eric] Take Aggy out.!

254
00:18:38,164 --> 00:18:41,292
- [Chrissie]
No, Lily.!
- Say it!

255
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:45,133
- Simon!
- [Lily] I can't stop myself!

256
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,770
Please, Nanny McPhee.

257
00:18:49,842 --> 00:18:51,776
[Lily]
I'm going tojump.!

258
00:18:51,844 --> 00:18:54,711
- [Creaks]
- Too late!

259
00:19:09,195 --> 00:19:12,961
- Blimey.
- Up to bed, please.

260
00:19:26,645 --> 00:19:29,671
Good night, Mrs. Blatherwick.
Good night, Evangeline.

261
00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:32,239
[Together]
Good night, Nanny McPhee.

262
00:19:33,452 --> 00:19:37,479
You know, when Mr. Brown
said no dinner, I thought they'd
be down here in a trice.

263
00:19:37,556 --> 00:19:39,649
But they've been ever so quiet.

264
00:19:39,725 --> 00:19:43,752
Don't you fret.
They don't dare come in this kitchen.

265
00:19:43,829 --> 00:19:45,990
I have it in writing.

266
00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:49,658
[Sighs]

267
00:19:50,736 --> 00:19:52,704
You have to be careful
with that, Aggy.

268
00:19:52,771 --> 00:19:55,831
It's Mama's rattle, and it's
the only thing we've got of hers.

269
00:19:55,908 --> 00:19:57,842
[Jingling]

270
00:19:57,910 --> 00:20:01,676
[Aggy Cooing]
What on earth are you doing?

271
00:20:01,747 --> 00:20:05,547
- We're getting ready for bed.
- That's what she told us to do.

272
00:20:05,618 --> 00:20:08,018
And since when have we decided
to do what we're told?

273
00:20:08,087 --> 00:20:10,954
Since we nearly got Cook blown up
and Aggy boiled.

274
00:20:12,224 --> 00:20:14,419
May I just remind you
of something?

275
00:20:14,493 --> 00:20:16,518
We got rid of the last 17 nannies.

276
00:20:17,963 --> 00:20:20,295
We're getting rid of this one too.
[Children Chattering]

277
00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:24,234
[Eric]
You are not brave.
Fine. Be brave then.

278
00:20:24,303 --> 00:20:29,502
[Sebastian]
Yes, well, I nearly got blown up,
and anyway l-l–

279
00:20:36,682 --> 00:20:38,741
Hmm.

280
00:20:48,494 --> 00:20:51,224
[Giggles]

281
00:20:55,568 --> 00:20:57,900
You must feel at such
a disadvantage, Nanny McPhee.

282
00:20:59,805 --> 00:21:04,265
- In what way?
- We know your name,
but you don't know ours.

283
00:21:04,343 --> 00:21:07,005
[Children Giggling]

284
00:21:07,079 --> 00:21:11,846
- Pleased to make your acquaintance.
I'm Oglington Fartworthy.
- [Farts]

285
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:14,647
[All Giggling]

286
00:21:18,157 --> 00:21:21,593
How do you do?

287
00:21:23,362 --> 00:21:28,163
Uh, that's F-A-R-T– Fart... worthy.

288
00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:31,498
[Children Giggling]

289
00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:34,437
- Booger McHorsefanny.
- [Giggling]

290
00:21:34,506 --> 00:21:36,872
Knickers O'Muffin.

291
00:21:36,942 --> 00:21:39,638
- Sandra.
- Bum.

292
00:21:39,712 --> 00:21:45,344
- I'm Bum!
- I'm Bosoms.
[Giggles]

293
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:50,111
- Bum.
- You can't be Bum, Aggy.

294
00:21:50,189 --> 00:21:53,454
Sebastian's Bum.
You're Poop.

295
00:21:53,525 --> 00:21:57,325
- Poop Bum.
- You can't be Poop and Bum.

296
00:21:57,396 --> 00:21:59,762
[Children Giggling]

297
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,668
[Giggling Stops]

298
00:22:17,816 --> 00:22:20,046
Good night, Agatha.

299
00:22:26,592 --> 00:22:30,050
Good night, Sebastian.

300
00:22:30,129 --> 00:22:32,359
Good night, Tora.

301
00:22:32,431 --> 00:22:35,832
Good night, Christianna.

302
00:22:35,901 --> 00:22:38,199
Good night, Lily.

303
00:22:38,270 --> 00:22:40,329
Good night, Eric.

304
00:22:43,676 --> 00:22:45,837
Good night, Simon.

305
00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:54,717
There is something you should
understand about the way I work.

306
00:22:55,788 --> 00:23:00,521
When you need me
but do not want me,
then I must stay.

307
00:23:00,592 --> 00:23:04,653
When you want me
but no longer need me,

308
00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:07,096
then I have to go.

309
00:23:10,502 --> 00:23:13,562
It's rather sad, really,
but there it is.

310
00:23:15,441 --> 00:23:17,909
We will never want you.

311
00:23:19,611 --> 00:23:22,102
Then I will never go.

312
00:23:27,052 --> 00:23:29,111
Good night, children.

313
00:23:33,092 --> 00:23:36,619
How did she know our names?
No one ever knows our names.

314
00:23:36,695 --> 00:23:38,788
[Chrissie]
Magic.
[Eric] Witchcraft.

315
00:23:38,864 --> 00:23:42,994
It doesn't matter.
We're getting rid of her tomorrow.

316
00:23:44,069 --> 00:23:47,402
[Animal Cawing]
[Mumbling]

317
00:23:52,478 --> 00:23:56,938
What? Say what?
Uh, what? What?

318
00:23:57,015 --> 00:23:59,142
I did knock.

319
00:23:59,218 --> 00:24:03,154
Of course you did. You weren't just
creeping up on me, for heaven's sake.
Wh-Wh-What a suggestion.

320
00:24:03,222 --> 00:24:05,417
The children are all in bed
and asleep.

321
00:24:05,491 --> 00:24:09,291
- Good. Really?
- Hmm.

322
00:24:10,496 --> 00:24:15,991
- Good grief.
- I shall see myself to my room.
Good night, Mr. Brown.

323
00:24:20,739 --> 00:24:22,934
Uh, no. Wait. Wait.

324
00:24:23,008 --> 00:24:27,274
What do you– I mean, how–
I mean, what are your terms?

325
00:24:28,714 --> 00:24:32,172
Your children require five lessons.

326
00:24:32,251 --> 00:24:35,379
Lesson one– to go to bed
when they're told– is complete.

327
00:24:36,455 --> 00:24:40,789
As for my terms,
I take Sunday afternoons off.

328
00:24:40,859 --> 00:24:42,850
Good night.

329
00:24:45,798 --> 00:24:47,789
Interesting.

330
00:24:53,205 --> 00:24:55,969
[Birds Chirping]

331
00:24:59,645 --> 00:25:02,842
[Grunting]

332
00:25:02,915 --> 00:25:04,849
Time to get up.

333
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:07,147
[Moans]

334
00:25:07,219 --> 00:25:09,449
[Rooster Crowing]

335
00:25:10,756 --> 00:25:16,251
Hmm. I shall give you half an hour
to be up, washed, dressed,

336
00:25:16,328 --> 00:25:18,296
teeth cleaned, beds made...

337
00:25:18,363 --> 00:25:22,322
and out into the garden
for some healthful fresh air
before breakfast.

338
00:25:22,401 --> 00:25:26,303
Lessons start at 9:00. Sharp.

339
00:25:29,408 --> 00:25:32,172
[Eric]
I don't know about you lot,
but I want to stay in bed.

340
00:25:33,979 --> 00:25:37,540
Sebastian, run the thermometer
under the hot tap, would you?

341
00:25:37,616 --> 00:25:41,712
Chrissie, chalk.
Eric, crayons.
Lily, pepper.

342
00:25:41,787 --> 00:25:44,017
How do you know she won't do
something horrid to us?

343
00:25:44,089 --> 00:25:48,549
I worked it out.
She's a trained hypnotist.

344
00:25:48,627 --> 00:25:51,221
That's how she made us
do all those things last night.

345
00:25:51,296 --> 00:25:54,356
Just don't look directly at her
and she won't be able to
hypnotize us.

346
00:25:54,433 --> 00:25:56,594
- Mmm!
- Morning, Mr. Brown.

347
00:25:56,668 --> 00:25:59,762
Morning.
I'm off to work early this morning.
There's a rush on at the mortuary.

348
00:25:59,838 --> 00:26:02,739
Some bout of influenza at Archway
is carrying off all the old folks.

349
00:26:02,808 --> 00:26:05,572
Ah, ah, ah, ah.

350
00:26:05,644 --> 00:26:09,341
Still, what's bad for them,
good for us.
[Chuckles]

351
00:26:09,414 --> 00:26:11,439
Poor things.

352
00:26:11,516 --> 00:26:14,383
Well, I know. That too.
That too, of course. Yeah.

353
00:26:18,223 --> 00:26:21,021
That's odd.
She normally says, "Have a nice
day at work, Mr. Brown,"

354
00:26:21,093 --> 00:26:24,460
or "Don't forget your jacket,
Mr. Brown," if it's cold out.

355
00:26:24,529 --> 00:26:26,588
Very odd.
Most peculiar.

356
00:26:29,701 --> 00:26:33,159
Hmm.

357
00:26:33,238 --> 00:26:35,570
- I did knock.
- Did you?

358
00:26:35,641 --> 00:26:37,006
I didn't hear.
Mm-hmm.

359
00:26:37,075 --> 00:26:40,806
I was talking to–

360
00:26:40,879 --> 00:26:43,347
Never mind.

361
00:26:43,415 --> 00:26:46,509
I believe the children will be
staying in bed today.

362
00:26:46,585 --> 00:26:49,281
The children? What, all day?
Are they ill? What's wrong?

363
00:26:49,354 --> 00:26:53,290
Nothing is wrong.
I know precisely what to do.
Please leave it to me.

364
00:26:53,358 --> 00:26:55,826
Well, you did manage them
splendidly last night.

365
00:26:55,894 --> 00:26:59,057
If they are under the weather, though,
do give them what they want.

366
00:26:59,131 --> 00:27:01,065
Ice cream and jelly
and suchlike.

367
00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:03,328
My late wife was very particular
in that regard. She–

368
00:27:03,402 --> 00:27:05,870
If ever they were ill,
she used to wait on them
hand and foot.

369
00:27:07,572 --> 00:27:09,369
Even if they weren't very ill at all.

370
00:27:09,441 --> 00:27:13,969
I shall be sure to give them
exactly what they need.

371
00:27:14,046 --> 00:27:18,415
Excellent. Excellent.
Well, I'll just be off to work then.

372
00:27:29,194 --> 00:27:31,822
She's coming.!

373
00:27:31,897 --> 00:27:35,196
[Simon]
Remember, everyone,
don't look in her eyes.

374
00:27:39,137 --> 00:27:41,071
Dear me.

375
00:27:41,139 --> 00:27:45,473
[Coughs]
We can't get up.
We're ill.

376
00:27:45,544 --> 00:27:49,571
- Colds in our noses.
- And "kempakug."

377
00:27:49,648 --> 00:27:54,176
- We think it must be the measles.
- Got measles.

378
00:27:54,252 --> 00:27:56,777
Good heavens.

379
00:27:56,855 --> 00:28:00,416
Then there is, of course,
no question of your getting up.

380
00:28:00,492 --> 00:28:04,690
I'm very sorry to have to tell you all
that you'll have to stay in bed.

381
00:28:09,935 --> 00:28:12,165
Hmm.

382
00:28:12,237 --> 00:28:14,398
[Creaks]

383
00:28:21,279 --> 00:28:25,943
[All Laughing]

384
00:28:30,489 --> 00:28:33,583
- Huh.
- I don't feel well.

385
00:28:33,658 --> 00:28:38,391
- I think I've got a temperature.
- Don't be daft.

386
00:28:38,463 --> 00:28:42,900
[Grunting]
Simon, I can't get up.

387
00:28:42,968 --> 00:28:46,563
- You must have looked at her then.
- I did not look.

388
00:28:46,638 --> 00:28:51,541
I was under the covers
the whole time, Simon,
and I can't get up either!

389
00:28:51,610 --> 00:28:54,010
- [Sebastian] I can't get up!
- [Eric] I'm stuck like glue.

390
00:28:54,079 --> 00:28:56,047
[Chrissie]
I'm stuck too!

391
00:28:56,114 --> 00:28:59,811
Ohh! Hypnosis, eh?

392
00:28:59,885 --> 00:29:01,944
Bang goes that theory.

393
00:29:05,690 --> 00:29:07,715
Morning.

394
00:29:16,468 --> 00:29:19,232
[Together]
Morning, Mr. B.!
[Laughing]

395
00:29:19,304 --> 00:29:21,932
Good morning, Mr. Jowls.
Mr. Wheen.

396
00:29:22,007 --> 00:29:24,134
[Together]
Thought we'd get you that time.

397
00:29:24,209 --> 00:29:29,146
- No, not this time.
- Nice tea dance, Mr. B.?

398
00:29:29,214 --> 00:29:34,015
- Oh, lovely, I shouldn't wonder.
- No, I didn't even get there.
Disaster. Children, you know.

399
00:29:34,086 --> 00:29:38,284
- We do know.
- We've said it before
and we'll say it again, Mr. B.

400
00:29:38,356 --> 00:29:42,986
- It's not funerals as you
should be in the business of.
- [Together] It's christenings.

401
00:29:43,061 --> 00:29:45,928
[Both Laughing]

402
00:29:51,403 --> 00:29:53,371
Good morning.

403
00:29:53,438 --> 00:29:55,838
Just excuse me a moment,
would you?

404
00:29:55,907 --> 00:29:58,273
[Adelaide's Voice]
Cedric, let me not
beat about the bush.

405
00:29:58,343 --> 00:30:00,277
Your children are out of control.

406
00:30:00,345 --> 00:30:03,314
You need a wife
and your children need a mother.!

407
00:30:03,381 --> 00:30:06,179
If you do not remarry
by the end of the month,

408
00:30:06,251 --> 00:30:08,719
steps will have to be taken.!

409
00:30:09,788 --> 00:30:13,189
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

410
00:30:13,258 --> 00:30:16,489
[Sighs]
What's your wife like?

411
00:30:17,762 --> 00:30:21,289
Never mind.
With less than a month to go,
there's nothing for it.

412
00:30:22,434 --> 00:30:26,734
It'll have to be that woman.
The dreadful one.

413
00:30:26,805 --> 00:30:32,243
- [Hammering]
- Mr. Jowls, do you recollect
that enthusiastic lady,

414
00:30:32,310 --> 00:30:34,244
uh, Mrs. Swiftly, was it?

415
00:30:34,312 --> 00:30:37,247
Was it Mrs. Thadius
something or other, last year?

416
00:30:37,315 --> 00:30:40,307
Mrs. Thadius Quickly.
Oh, don't! Oh!

417
00:30:40,385 --> 00:30:42,649
"Oh, Mr. Brown,
you are a saint."

418
00:30:42,721 --> 00:30:45,451
[Jowls and Woman, Together]
You have a lovely look
of kindness about you.

419
00:30:45,524 --> 00:30:51,326
What I wouldn't give
for a man like you, Mr. Brown,
in my hour of need.

420
00:30:52,330 --> 00:30:54,628
- That one?
- Yes, that one.

421
00:30:54,699 --> 00:30:57,532
[Jowls]
We buried Mr. Quickly
last autumn. Poor devil.

422
00:30:57,602 --> 00:30:59,536
[Together]
He was happy to go.

423
00:30:59,604 --> 00:31:01,401
And he was her third.
He was.

424
00:31:01,473 --> 00:31:05,910
You don't happen to know
i-i-if she ever– ever, um, remarried?

425
00:31:05,977 --> 00:31:09,174
You know, number four?
[Nervous Giggle]
Mr. Brown.

426
00:31:09,247 --> 00:31:12,410
You're not thinking what I think
you're thinking, are you,
Mr. Brown?

427
00:31:13,485 --> 00:31:16,352
Good grief.
No. No, no. No. No.

428
00:31:16,421 --> 00:31:20,585
No, no, no. No.
What a thought. No. No.

429
00:31:20,659 --> 00:31:23,389
[Together]
Oh!

430
00:31:23,461 --> 00:31:25,895
[Gurgling]
[Sebastian]
What's that?

431
00:31:25,964 --> 00:31:29,127
Measle medicine, to be
administered once an hour.

432
00:31:29,201 --> 00:31:32,398
Actually, I'm not sure it is measles.

433
00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:34,529
How can it be anything other?

434
00:31:34,606 --> 00:31:38,542
The chalky white faces,
the livid spots.

435
00:31:38,610 --> 00:31:41,943
- The temperatures
of a 120 degrees.
- [Sizzles]

436
00:31:42,013 --> 00:31:45,574
I've seen it time and again.
Measles.

437
00:31:46,985 --> 00:31:49,112
Definitely.

438
00:31:49,187 --> 00:31:54,250
[Gurgling]

439
00:31:55,260 --> 00:31:57,626
- [Groaning]
- Open.

440
00:31:57,696 --> 00:31:59,721
[Tora]
Simon, don't.

441
00:32:01,466 --> 00:32:06,460
- I'm not taking that.
- Then you will not get any better.

442
00:32:06,538 --> 00:32:08,563
Believe me.

443
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,406
[Gurgling]

444
00:32:12,477 --> 00:32:14,911
Open wide.

445
00:32:17,015 --> 00:32:20,781
Wider.
[Simon Grunting]

446
00:32:23,388 --> 00:32:25,686
[Groans]

447
00:32:30,028 --> 00:32:32,326
Eww!

448
00:32:34,566 --> 00:32:37,763
[Eric]
Simon, spit it out.

449
00:32:37,836 --> 00:32:42,364
You'll have to swallow it
sooner or later, so I suggest
you get it over with.

450
00:32:44,609 --> 00:32:48,375
[Groaning]

451
00:32:48,446 --> 00:32:52,007
Very good.
Who's next?

452
00:32:53,084 --> 00:32:55,075
"Took." "He–"

453
00:32:56,521 --> 00:32:59,684
"He took her lovingly–

454
00:32:59,758 --> 00:33:04,695
He took her lovingly
by the-the hand."

455
00:33:05,764 --> 00:33:09,791
Oh! Nanny McPhee,
you startled me.

456
00:33:09,868 --> 00:33:13,964
It was that quiet.
I-I just got to practicing my sounds.

457
00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:16,030
Lily's teaching me to read.

458
00:33:16,107 --> 00:33:21,909
- That is good.
- Oh, they're all good,
underneath it all.

459
00:33:22,814 --> 00:33:24,805
A favorite of yours?

460
00:33:26,051 --> 00:33:30,147
Don't know.
Haven't finished it yet.

461
00:33:30,221 --> 00:33:32,314
The stepmother's a bit
of a horror though, ain't she?

462
00:33:32,390 --> 00:33:34,551
Oh, indeed.

463
00:33:34,626 --> 00:33:37,322
It's a pity stories aren't ever
about real people.

464
00:33:37,395 --> 00:33:41,354
This one seems a farm girl,
but I'll bet a pound to a penny...

465
00:33:41,433 --> 00:33:44,197
he finds out she's really
an educated lady.

466
00:33:45,637 --> 00:33:50,438
- And then he falls for her.
- You must read it and find out.

467
00:33:50,508 --> 00:33:53,306
He wouldn't love her
if she couldn't read.

468
00:33:53,378 --> 00:33:55,938
He'd think her stupid...

469
00:33:57,148 --> 00:34:00,515
and worthless
and beneath him.

470
00:34:00,585 --> 00:34:02,553
Hmm.

471
00:34:17,469 --> 00:34:22,236
Buttered spuds for lunch,
with boiled beef, apple pie
and custard.

472
00:34:22,307 --> 00:34:24,537
Hmm.

473
00:34:26,111 --> 00:34:30,775
I think the children will be
requiring something a little more...

474
00:34:30,849 --> 00:34:32,908
austere today.

475
00:34:32,984 --> 00:34:37,921
- "Aus" what?
- The children are not quite
themselves, Mrs. Blatherwick.

476
00:34:37,989 --> 00:34:39,980
Oh! God!

477
00:34:40,058 --> 00:34:43,585
Well, that means jellies
and ice cream and raspberry cordial
and God only knows what else!

478
00:34:43,661 --> 00:34:45,629
Well, I better get cracking then.

479
00:34:45,697 --> 00:34:47,756
Evangeline.!

480
00:34:47,832 --> 00:34:50,596
Where is that lump?

481
00:34:50,668 --> 00:34:55,002
There'll be snow in August
before that one's there
when you need her.

482
00:34:55,073 --> 00:34:57,473
Calm yourself,
Mrs. Blatherwick.

483
00:34:57,542 --> 00:35:00,102
I'm in charge today.

484
00:35:00,178 --> 00:35:04,672
I understand that you
were once in the armed forces.

485
00:35:06,985 --> 00:35:11,115
I was that!
Cooked at a training camp
in Gloucestershire, I did.

486
00:35:11,189 --> 00:35:13,680
And I kept those boys
strong and all, I did.

487
00:35:13,758 --> 00:35:15,692
I'm sure you did.

488
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,526
Perhaps a broth of some sort
for the children.

489
00:35:19,597 --> 00:35:21,861
You must be an expert.

490
00:35:21,933 --> 00:35:24,868
Best thin potato gruel
with peelings in.

491
00:35:24,936 --> 00:35:27,769
That always got them groaning,
but, by golly, it kept them strong.

492
00:35:27,839 --> 00:35:30,000
Are you well supplied
with peelings?

493
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,675
These will do.
Only a day old.

494
00:35:43,188 --> 00:35:47,488
Bit of gristle for flavor,
ever so tasty.

495
00:35:47,559 --> 00:35:49,356
[Laughing]

496
00:35:49,427 --> 00:35:51,622
[Mrs. Blatherwick]
Get that down you.

497
00:35:51,696 --> 00:35:54,631
There's a lot of goodness
in a turkey neck.

498
00:35:54,699 --> 00:35:56,860
That'll put the hairs
back on your chest.

499
00:35:56,935 --> 00:35:59,995
[Inhales]
Oh, smell that.

500
00:36:00,071 --> 00:36:03,302
That is the smell
that forged this empire.

501
00:36:03,374 --> 00:36:07,811
That pong
is the pong of conquerors.

502
00:36:07,879 --> 00:36:11,144
All right, men.
As you were.

503
00:36:12,951 --> 00:36:15,943
They actually are starving us.

504
00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:19,353
I wonder how long it will take
for us all to die.

505
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,554
[Cat Meowing]

506
00:36:35,206 --> 00:36:37,197
Quickly.

507
00:36:38,309 --> 00:36:40,709
Quickly. Quickly. Quickly.

508
00:36:41,946 --> 00:36:44,779
"Mrs. Selma Quickly."

509
00:36:50,622 --> 00:36:54,456
Have you lazy lot
been in bed all day?

510
00:36:54,526 --> 00:36:58,519
- Evangeline.
- You've been doing measles,
haven't you?

511
00:36:58,596 --> 00:37:01,030
The situation's very simple,
Evangeline.

512
00:37:01,099 --> 00:37:04,091
The nanny, who, in my opinion,
is a witch,

513
00:37:04,168 --> 00:37:07,399
made us ill and fed us
boiled-down toads all day.

514
00:37:07,472 --> 00:37:11,533
Nanny McPhee is not a witch, Eric,
and you're very naughty to say so.

515
00:37:11,609 --> 00:37:15,238
I'm sure she knew
what she was doing.
She must be fully trained.

516
00:37:15,313 --> 00:37:17,941
Yes, but as what?

517
00:37:18,016 --> 00:37:23,579
I'm unbelievably hungry, Evangeline.
Can you please get us
something decent to eat?

518
00:37:25,557 --> 00:37:27,548
Did you just say please?

519
00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:30,423
[All]
Please, please, Evangeline.

520
00:37:31,896 --> 00:37:35,730
Well, children, I hear
you've been in bed all day...

521
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,292
- but that you're better now.
- It wasn't our fault.

522
00:37:39,370 --> 00:37:42,771
I'm sure it wasn't
anybody's fault, Simon.
Good heavens.

523
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,241
You can't help it if you're ill.
But you're better now.

524
00:37:47,312 --> 00:37:49,644
[Creaks]

525
00:37:58,856 --> 00:38:00,289
Papa?
Yes, Chrissie?

526
00:38:00,358 --> 00:38:03,156
Now that we're better,
can we get up?

527
00:38:03,227 --> 00:38:06,924
- Um–
- [All] Can we get up, please?

528
00:38:16,441 --> 00:38:19,933
- Of course you can.
- Read to us.

529
00:38:20,011 --> 00:38:22,673
I, um, l-I have
my letter writing to do.

530
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:27,843
I'll read to you tomorrow.

531
00:38:27,919 --> 00:38:30,149
Good night, my dears.

532
00:38:35,126 --> 00:38:38,721
Evangeline, would you be
so kind as to ask Cook...

533
00:38:38,796 --> 00:38:40,627
to make the children some
scrambled eggs on toast?

534
00:38:40,698 --> 00:38:44,065
I'm sure they'd all like
a little supper now they're
feeling so much better.

535
00:38:44,135 --> 00:38:47,571
I'll do it myself,
Nanny McPhee.

536
00:38:51,109 --> 00:38:53,805
[Clears Throat]

537
00:38:55,146 --> 00:38:57,740
Didn't she have two
of those bumpy things?

538
00:38:57,815 --> 00:38:59,908
The word is wart.

539
00:38:59,984 --> 00:39:03,886
Traditionally associated
with witches, as it happens.

540
00:39:03,955 --> 00:39:06,185
Well, one of them's gone.

541
00:39:15,733 --> 00:39:17,997
[Gasps]

542
00:39:18,069 --> 00:39:20,196
I did knock.

543
00:39:20,271 --> 00:39:22,398
Of course you did.

544
00:39:22,473 --> 00:39:26,671
Lesson two– to get up
when they're told– is complete.

545
00:39:26,744 --> 00:39:29,008
Of course. Very good.
Thank you.

546
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,344
Good night, Mr. Brown.

547
00:39:32,450 --> 00:39:35,385
- Nanny McPhee.
- Yes, Mr. Brown?

548
00:39:35,453 --> 00:39:37,887
Didn't you used to have two–

549
00:39:44,362 --> 00:39:48,389
Never mind.
It's, uh, my imagination.

550
00:39:51,703 --> 00:39:54,866
[Bell Rings]

551
00:39:57,842 --> 00:40:00,504
There was a telegram,
Mr. Brown.

552
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,445
Oh, my.
Oh, my goodness!

553
00:40:14,759 --> 00:40:18,286
Ah, Nanny McPhee.
Morning. Good, good, good.

554
00:40:18,362 --> 00:40:22,560
I have an announcement. Yes.

555
00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:25,898
Your Great-Aunt Adelaide
is coming for tea today.

556
00:40:25,970 --> 00:40:28,131
- [Crying]
- No!

557
00:40:28,206 --> 00:40:30,436
Aunt Adelaide is vile and vicious.

558
00:40:30,508 --> 00:40:34,103
She's as blind as a bat.!
And we are convalescing,
for heaven's sake.

559
00:40:34,178 --> 00:40:38,774
There, that's enough.
L-I don't want to hear anything bad
about Aunt Adelaide. She pays the rent.

560
00:40:38,850 --> 00:40:42,445
- She scares me.
- Oh, come on now.
She's only coming for tea.

561
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,784
I'm sure you'll all be very good
and put your best clothes on...

562
00:40:44,856 --> 00:40:47,689
and Nanny McPhee will keep you
all in order, won't you, Nanny McPhee?

563
00:40:47,759 --> 00:40:50,853
I shall do my best, sir,
in consideration of the fact
that today is Sunday...

564
00:40:50,928 --> 00:40:53,920
and, as I'm sure you remember,
I am off-duty this afternoon.

565
00:40:55,366 --> 00:40:59,427
- Off-duty?
- Hmm.

566
00:40:59,504 --> 00:41:04,498
Well, you're off-duty when–
Well, no, y-you can't be off-duty.
L-I need you. I mean, th-they need you.

567
00:41:04,575 --> 00:41:09,638
Sadly, I shall be leaving at noon.
Thereafter, I'm sure the children
will do exactly as they're told.

568
00:41:09,714 --> 00:41:12,444
Won't you, children?

569
00:41:13,451 --> 00:41:17,217
- [Sighs]
- Listen to this, dear.
Aunt Adelaide says,

570
00:41:17,288 --> 00:41:23,193
"I am coming with
the express intention of
easing your financial burden."

571
00:41:23,261 --> 00:41:25,195
Maybe she's thought the better
of my having to remarry,

572
00:41:25,263 --> 00:41:28,198
cost of a wedding,
and so forth.

573
00:41:28,266 --> 00:41:30,564
Perhaps I won't have to
go through with it after all.

574
00:41:30,635 --> 00:41:32,967
[Whinnies]

575
00:41:34,739 --> 00:41:37,902
[Whinnies]
[Man Shouting]

576
00:41:47,318 --> 00:41:50,845
I hate my best clothes.
They're itchy.

577
00:41:50,922 --> 00:41:53,015
Well, we promised.
So that's that.

578
00:41:54,091 --> 00:41:57,390
Tora's right.
I think we should do
exactly as we're told.

579
00:41:57,461 --> 00:42:00,624
We've been told to put
our best clothes on, haven't we?

580
00:42:00,698 --> 00:42:03,963
Right. Well, I'm going to put
my best clothes on...

581
00:42:06,137 --> 00:42:08,571
- the pig.
- Simon, no!

582
00:42:08,639 --> 00:42:10,436
Yes! The pig!

583
00:42:10,508 --> 00:42:12,339
- [Eric] You get the pig,
I'll get the donkey.
- Oh, please, don't.

584
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:22,981
[Cedric]
Aunt Adelaide, welcome back.
Where are you?

585
00:42:23,054 --> 00:42:26,683
Here I am, Aunt Adelaide.
Oh. Don't crowd me so.

586
00:42:26,757 --> 00:42:28,691
You're looking very
peely-wally, Cedric.

587
00:42:28,759 --> 00:42:32,786
Where's my tea?
I must have tea this instant.
Of course. This way. At once.

588
00:42:34,265 --> 00:42:37,098
I smell damp.
[Sniffing]

589
00:42:37,168 --> 00:42:39,728
No, no.
At least, not noticeably.

590
00:42:39,804 --> 00:42:42,568
Damp in the house.
That would account for
your pallid complexion.

591
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,804
What a lovely hat.
A gift from the duchess of Kent.
She has taste.

592
00:42:48,045 --> 00:42:51,879
- I've always hated this room.
- [Nervous Chuckle]
Milk?

593
00:42:51,949 --> 00:42:55,544
Certainly not. Filthy stuff.
Most unhealthy.

594
00:42:55,620 --> 00:42:58,088
- Sugar?
- Six, if you please.

595
00:42:58,155 --> 00:43:02,216
- Six.
- Let me not beat
about the bush, Cedric.

596
00:43:02,293 --> 00:43:05,126
The problem with you is
that you have too many children.

597
00:43:05,196 --> 00:43:06,754
- Ah, that.
- Don't interrupt.

598
00:43:06,831 --> 00:43:12,565
I always said that your wife,
my poor, weak-minded niece,
had no sense of proportion.

599
00:43:12,637 --> 00:43:16,198
However, I know where my duties lie.

600
00:43:16,274 --> 00:43:18,606
I gave her my word
that I would help.

601
00:43:18,676 --> 00:43:20,940
And as you know, Cedric,
my word is my law.

602
00:43:21,012 --> 00:43:26,473
- I now propose to help you further.
- Oh, thank you, Aunt Adelaide.
Thank you.

603
00:43:26,550 --> 00:43:28,518
Don't interrupt.
Sit down.

604
00:43:30,021 --> 00:43:32,785
[Adelaide]
Now, this is my proposal.

605
00:43:32,857 --> 00:43:35,485
I shall relieve you
of one of your children...

606
00:43:36,727 --> 00:43:40,629
and give it a home with me
at Stitch Manor.

607
00:43:40,698 --> 00:43:44,429
- [Thunder Rumbles]
- [Gasps]

608
00:43:45,569 --> 00:43:49,369
It will require sacrifice
on my part, I realize that.

609
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,204
But as my sainted father
always said–

610
00:43:52,276 --> 00:43:55,541
"Duty, Adelaide, always duty."

611
00:43:55,613 --> 00:43:57,843
But, Aunt Adelaide, you mustn't.
I really can't possibly–

612
00:43:57,915 --> 00:44:03,319
Thank me enough. I know. I realize
you must feel quite overwhelmed
by the benefits of such a plan.

613
00:44:03,387 --> 00:44:08,984
As for your fortunate daughter–
for it must, of course, be a girl
and not one of those other things–

614
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:13,121
she will receive private tuition
in literature, history, deportment...

615
00:44:13,197 --> 00:44:15,665
and, above all, elocution.

616
00:44:16,734 --> 00:44:22,195
If there's one thing
I won't stand for, it's loose vowels.

617
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:27,734
But what did Papa say?
He must have told her
not to even think of it.

618
00:44:27,812 --> 00:44:30,076
He didn't say anything.

619
00:44:33,818 --> 00:44:37,117
Come on.
Let's find the others.

620
00:44:37,188 --> 00:44:39,213
Aunt Adelaide,
I must speak frankly.

621
00:44:39,290 --> 00:44:42,316
There really is absolutely
no question of your taking–
Hush, now!

622
00:44:42,393 --> 00:44:46,727
I'm used to taking responsibility
for other people's mistakes.

623
00:44:46,797 --> 00:44:50,790
Now where is the bulk
of your offspring?

624
00:44:57,808 --> 00:45:03,007
- Ah, here we are!
- [Snorting]

625
00:45:05,983 --> 00:45:07,780
- [Screams]
- Ohh!

626
00:45:07,852 --> 00:45:09,581
- It was a bee. A big bee.
- Good heavens.

627
00:45:09,653 --> 00:45:12,554
Um...

628
00:45:12,623 --> 00:45:15,091
gone now. Phew.

629
00:45:15,159 --> 00:45:18,560
Hmm.
You're not well, Cedric.

630
00:45:18,629 --> 00:45:22,087
The sooner you find
a good wife, the better.

631
00:45:22,166 --> 00:45:26,125
- [Braying]
- This should put her off
wanting any of you girls.

632
00:45:26,203 --> 00:45:29,036
[Snorting]
Speak up, girl.

633
00:45:29,106 --> 00:45:32,269
Oh, what an unfortunate face.

634
00:45:32,343 --> 00:45:36,439
- All those bristles.
- [Snorting]

635
00:45:36,514 --> 00:45:39,972
It might be very hard to
get her decently betrothed.

636
00:45:40,051 --> 00:45:42,281
[Snorting]

637
00:45:42,353 --> 00:45:44,947
Do you not have
a more comely girl?

638
00:45:45,022 --> 00:45:47,388
[Panting]

639
00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:50,621
[Clucking]

640
00:45:50,694 --> 00:45:54,027
Um, perhaps round
the front of the house.
Oh.

641
00:45:54,098 --> 00:45:56,225
[Pig Snorting]

642
00:45:57,835 --> 00:46:00,065
- [Braying]
- Chrissie, hurry up.

643
00:46:00,137 --> 00:46:02,401
[Braying]

644
00:46:03,741 --> 00:46:06,437
- Tie it, Chrissie.
- [Braying]

645
00:46:06,510 --> 00:46:09,604
- [Screams]
- [Simon] Eric, stop her.!

646
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,773
- Chrissie, stop.
She'll see you.!
- Papa!

647
00:46:11,849 --> 00:46:15,046
Cedric, I had no idea that you
had produced such an–

648
00:46:15,119 --> 00:46:18,748
such an unattractive
batch of females.

649
00:46:18,823 --> 00:46:22,953
I shall leave directly.
Get my hat.

650
00:46:23,027 --> 00:46:27,862
Your hat?
So soon? Really?
No, you can't– I'll get it.

651
00:46:27,932 --> 00:46:30,765
Hewitt!

652
00:46:31,769 --> 00:46:33,464
No!

653
00:46:35,606 --> 00:46:37,836
- Aha!
- [Gasps]

654
00:46:37,908 --> 00:46:42,004
Oh, yes.
You'll do perfectly.

655
00:46:42,079 --> 00:46:46,709
A little timid perhaps,
but we'll soon knock that out of you.

656
00:46:46,784 --> 00:46:50,618
Come on. Come on.
It can't do any harm to try.

657
00:46:50,688 --> 00:46:53,657
I can't seem to find your–
What are you doing?

658
00:46:53,724 --> 00:46:56,192
This is the chosen one.
Get her ready.

659
00:46:56,260 --> 00:47:00,526
The chosen one? Chrissie?
Aunt Adelaide, you're not–
Oh, shut up, Cedric, and do as you're told.

660
00:47:00,598 --> 00:47:03,897
Nanny McPhee, we need you.

661
00:47:03,968 --> 00:47:07,404
Nanny McPhee, please.
We need you!

662
00:47:09,940 --> 00:47:12,306
Where is my hat?

663
00:47:14,145 --> 00:47:16,238
[Braying]

664
00:47:16,313 --> 00:47:19,646
[Braying Continues]

665
00:47:23,354 --> 00:47:27,154
My hat!
How dare you!

666
00:47:27,224 --> 00:47:30,022
[Creaks]

667
00:47:31,028 --> 00:47:34,156
[Brays]

668
00:47:36,167 --> 00:47:38,567
[Laughing]

669
00:47:38,636 --> 00:47:41,605
Oh, my!
What a merry game.

670
00:47:41,672 --> 00:47:45,836
- Yoo-hoo!
- My, my.
What a pretty girl you are.

671
00:47:49,914 --> 00:47:53,111
- ## [Whistling]
- [Adelaide Laughing]

672
00:47:53,184 --> 00:47:57,177
- Oh, this is the girl for me.
- ## [Whistling Continues]

673
00:47:57,254 --> 00:48:00,951
[Whispering, Indistinct]
Such poise, such gaiety.

674
00:48:01,025 --> 00:48:04,461
[Laughing]
Ah. There you are, staff.

675
00:48:04,528 --> 00:48:09,932
- Yes, madam.
- I'm taking this child with me.
Get her ready.

676
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,298
[Kissing]

677
00:48:12,369 --> 00:48:15,896
- [Giggles]
- [Giggles]

678
00:48:16,974 --> 00:48:20,171
- Very well, madam.
- Sherry time.

679
00:48:23,647 --> 00:48:28,141
Do not forget that someone
has to go with your great-aunt...

680
00:48:28,219 --> 00:48:30,483
and it cannot be the donkey,
can it?

681
00:48:40,631 --> 00:48:43,964
[Tora]
Well, I'm the eldest girl. I'll go.

682
00:48:44,034 --> 00:48:49,301
[Lily]
No. I've always known
I was destined for tragedy. I'll go.

683
00:48:49,373 --> 00:48:51,341
[Aggy]
Aggy go.

684
00:48:51,408 --> 00:48:55,105
Don't be silly, Aggy.
You're not even a whole girl yet.

685
00:48:55,179 --> 00:48:59,411
[Chrissie]
No, she wanted me. I'll go.

686
00:48:59,483 --> 00:49:01,747
[Sebastian]
You can't all go.

687
00:49:13,030 --> 00:49:15,965
Well, I am entirely satisfied.

688
00:49:16,033 --> 00:49:20,697
I will keep my word, Cedric,
if you will keep yours.

689
00:49:20,771 --> 00:49:24,605
You must give those children
a mother before the month is out.

690
00:49:24,675 --> 00:49:26,142
No.

691
00:49:28,412 --> 00:49:30,846
- What?
- Aunt Adelaide,
you cannot order me around,

692
00:49:30,914 --> 00:49:33,849
and you certainly cannot take
any of my children away from me.

693
00:49:33,917 --> 00:49:35,646
L–

694
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:37,983
Your carriage awaits, madam.

695
00:49:39,189 --> 00:49:41,487
Is the chosen one seated?

696
00:49:41,558 --> 00:49:43,719
[McPhee]
Indeed she is.
Good.

697
00:49:45,296 --> 00:49:49,062
All is prepared.
Which chosen one?
Wh-What's prepared?

698
00:49:49,133 --> 00:49:52,000
Cedric, in view of
this afternoon's happy outcome,

699
00:49:52,069 --> 00:49:55,971
I'm willing to overlook
that last unattractive outburst.

700
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,974
- Nanny McPhee!
- Off we go, Hewitt!

701
00:49:58,042 --> 00:50:00,203
She can't take the donkey.
What have you done?

702
00:50:00,277 --> 00:50:04,407
I have done nothing, sir.
The children have decided
amongst themselves.

703
00:50:04,481 --> 00:50:06,881
Decided what?
What do you mean?

704
00:50:06,950 --> 00:50:09,748
[Adelaide]
There you are, dear.
Not little Chrissie.

705
00:50:09,820 --> 00:50:12,380
[Whip Cracks]
[Hewitt]
Hyah.!

706
00:50:12,456 --> 00:50:15,254
[Carriage Departing]
Chrissie!

707
00:50:16,393 --> 00:50:18,520
- [Hewitt]
Hyah.!
- [Whinnies]

708
00:50:18,595 --> 00:50:20,062
Chrissie!

709
00:50:20,130 --> 00:50:22,496
Hyah!

710
00:50:24,134 --> 00:50:25,601
Chrissie!

711
00:50:30,307 --> 00:50:33,435
Now then. You better tell me
your name, little girl.

712
00:50:33,510 --> 00:50:35,375
[Bleating]

713
00:50:35,446 --> 00:50:37,277
Hyah!

714
00:50:37,348 --> 00:50:41,512
- Christianna!
- Don't be shy, my dear.
What is your name?

715
00:50:41,585 --> 00:50:42,745
[Whinnies]
Hyah.!

716
00:50:45,422 --> 00:50:48,220
Sit up straight
and tell me your name.

717
00:50:50,494 --> 00:50:52,485
No!

718
00:50:53,864 --> 00:50:55,957
Christianna.!
[Chrissie]
Papa.!

719
00:50:57,267 --> 00:50:59,258
[Footsteps Approaching]

720
00:51:01,271 --> 00:51:04,502
Oh. Hold tight, my lambkin.
I've got you. I've got you.

721
00:51:06,477 --> 00:51:10,208
But if–Then–
Then who's–

722
00:51:13,951 --> 00:51:17,887
Evangeline.
My name's Evangeline.

723
00:51:24,962 --> 00:51:29,331
[Chuckles]
And what a pretty name it is too.

724
00:51:32,669 --> 00:51:34,660
Evangeline.

725
00:51:37,374 --> 00:51:39,365
Oh.

726
00:51:43,380 --> 00:51:45,314
[Whinnies]

727
00:51:45,382 --> 00:51:47,976
Hyah! Hyah!

728
00:52:01,532 --> 00:52:03,932
Time for bed.

729
00:52:04,001 --> 00:52:06,765
Thank you for saving me,
Nanny McPhee.

730
00:52:06,837 --> 00:52:08,771
Mm-hmm.

731
00:52:09,773 --> 00:52:11,707
Yes. Thank you.

732
00:52:12,709 --> 00:52:15,143
Thank you.

733
00:52:15,212 --> 00:52:17,544
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

734
00:52:33,564 --> 00:52:35,498
Hmm.

735
00:52:37,267 --> 00:52:40,430
Papa was going to
let her take me.

736
00:52:40,504 --> 00:52:42,904
No, Christianna.

737
00:52:42,973 --> 00:52:45,533
Your father would never
have allowed it.

738
00:52:51,448 --> 00:52:53,382
Hmm.

739
00:52:53,450 --> 00:52:56,749
Good night, children.
[All]
Good night, Nanny McPhee.

740
00:53:01,525 --> 00:53:06,189
She hasn't got any warts at all now.
Do you think she's using
some sort of cream?

741
00:53:13,504 --> 00:53:15,495
[Chimes Jingle]

742
00:53:15,572 --> 00:53:18,063
[Wind Whistles]

743
00:53:35,292 --> 00:53:38,227
Thank you, Nanny McPhee.
You were a tremendous help today.

744
00:53:38,295 --> 00:53:40,229
Not at all.

745
00:53:40,297 --> 00:53:42,527
I think you will find
that lesson three–

746
00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:45,568
to get dressed when they're told–
is complete.

747
00:53:45,636 --> 00:53:47,729
Just to get dressed when they're told?

748
00:53:47,804 --> 00:53:51,467
Well, I think they've learned
a great deal more than that.

749
00:53:53,343 --> 00:53:55,368
I have five lessons to teach.

750
00:53:55,445 --> 00:53:58,642
What lessons they learn
is entirely up to them.

751
00:53:58,715 --> 00:54:01,616
- Good night, Mr. Brown.
- Nanny McPhee.

752
00:54:01,685 --> 00:54:04,245
Yes, Mr. Brown.

753
00:54:05,455 --> 00:54:08,754
She will be all right, won't she?
Evangeline, I mean.

754
00:54:10,227 --> 00:54:13,492
It's just that l–
I can't help being concerned.

755
00:54:13,564 --> 00:54:17,762
Aunt Adelaide can be so, um–
Well, you saw.

756
00:54:17,834 --> 00:54:20,462
She will certainly be all right.

757
00:54:21,538 --> 00:54:23,506
Good.

758
00:54:23,574 --> 00:54:25,667
I suppose she volunteered
to go, did she?

759
00:54:25,742 --> 00:54:28,267
Couldn't wait to be shot of us,
I imagine, could she?

760
00:54:28,345 --> 00:54:30,438
Not quite.

761
00:54:30,514 --> 00:54:34,917
It was Simon's idea.
He knew Evangeline
might like to educate herself...

762
00:54:34,985 --> 00:54:38,216
and that her going
would save Christianna.

763
00:54:38,288 --> 00:54:40,279
He's a very clever boy,
you know.

764
00:54:40,357 --> 00:54:44,020
Good heavens. Simon, eh?

765
00:54:44,094 --> 00:54:46,085
Well, good for him.
Quick– Quick thinking.

766
00:54:46,163 --> 00:54:47,687
Good night, Mr. Brown.

767
00:55:02,346 --> 00:55:04,337
So that's it then.

768
00:55:05,482 --> 00:55:08,110
I shall have to marry Quickly.

769
00:55:47,391 --> 00:55:50,360
[Children Giggling]

770
00:55:59,336 --> 00:56:01,327
[Clears Throat]

771
00:56:01,405 --> 00:56:04,863
Children, your father
has asked me to tell you...

772
00:56:04,941 --> 00:56:08,104
there's a Mrs. Quickly
coming for tea tomorrow.

773
00:56:09,913 --> 00:56:11,039
Nanny McPhee.

774
00:56:13,016 --> 00:56:17,248
- Yes, sweetheart?
- Can you stop Papa from marrying
a horrible old stepmother?

775
00:56:20,457 --> 00:56:22,391
I'm afraid not.

776
00:56:22,459 --> 00:56:24,188
Even if you wanted to?

777
00:56:25,595 --> 00:56:27,893
Even if I wanted to.

778
00:56:27,964 --> 00:56:32,924
I cannot interfere...
with affairs of the heart.

779
00:56:40,377 --> 00:56:42,971
Perhaps Simon could
talk to him about it.

780
00:56:43,046 --> 00:56:45,037
He won't listen.

781
00:56:46,850 --> 00:56:49,444
[Seagull Squawks]

782
00:56:57,060 --> 00:56:59,255
You have a visitor, Mr. Brown.

783
00:56:59,329 --> 00:57:03,060
An especially eager visitor,
Mr. Brown.
Mmm.

784
00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:14,366
Quickly by name–

785
00:57:15,479 --> 00:57:17,310
Oh.

786
00:57:17,380 --> 00:57:19,678
Simon, my boy.

787
00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:22,150
Well, come in.

788
00:57:22,219 --> 00:57:24,312
Come on. I won't bite.

789
00:57:27,224 --> 00:57:29,283
Father, there's something
we want to ask you.

790
00:57:29,359 --> 00:57:31,554
Well, of course.

791
00:57:31,628 --> 00:57:33,653
Of course.
Anything at all. Ask away.

792
00:57:33,730 --> 00:57:35,857
Who is Mrs. Quickly?

793
00:57:39,002 --> 00:57:41,766
Good heavens. Such a face.
She's, uh–

794
00:57:41,838 --> 00:57:44,932
She's– She's a friend.
She's... a friend.

795
00:57:45,008 --> 00:57:47,602
Just a friend?
Well, let's face it, my boy.

796
00:57:47,677 --> 00:57:50,475
It's not– not exactly
any of your business, is it now?

797
00:57:50,547 --> 00:57:54,950
- It is if you're going to make us
have her as a new mother.
- Who said anything about a new mother?

798
00:57:55,018 --> 00:57:58,146
It is true, isn't it?
You are going to marry her,
aren't you?

799
00:57:59,656 --> 00:58:01,647
You go too far, Simon.

800
00:58:01,725 --> 00:58:03,784
It is not your place to question–

801
00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:05,487
- But I didn't–
- Don't contradict me!

802
00:58:05,562 --> 00:58:09,396
- I'm not– I'm just–
- You are children.
You do not understand the adult world.

803
00:58:09,466 --> 00:58:11,627
You know, there are–
there are certain things that–

804
00:58:13,003 --> 00:58:15,198
Certain things–

805
00:58:15,272 --> 00:58:18,002
You will leave me this instant.
Go home at once! Go! Home!

806
00:58:20,777 --> 00:58:22,768
You never listen!

807
00:58:24,714 --> 00:58:26,705
[Door Slams]

808
00:58:52,275 --> 00:58:54,266
Nanny McPhee?

809
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,071
Nanny McPhee?

810
00:59:27,611 --> 00:59:29,602
[Wood Creaks]

811
01:00:01,511 --> 01:00:03,536
[Thud]

812
01:00:03,613 --> 01:00:06,013
Hello, Simon.

813
01:00:06,082 --> 01:00:08,073
Can I help you?

814
01:00:08,151 --> 01:00:10,142
L– I did knock.

815
01:00:10,220 --> 01:00:13,747
I know. I heard you.

816
01:00:17,294 --> 01:00:19,762
May I be of assistance?

817
01:00:20,830 --> 01:00:23,390
Uh,

818
01:00:23,466 --> 01:00:25,661
we need you to, um–

819
01:00:26,670 --> 01:00:29,400
I mean, you saved Chrissie,

820
01:00:29,472 --> 01:00:31,406
and so—

821
01:00:32,409 --> 01:00:35,401
You're on our side,
is what I mean.

822
01:00:35,478 --> 01:00:37,673
Aren't you?

823
01:00:37,747 --> 01:00:42,411
You saved Chrissie,
and I do not take sides.

824
01:00:43,887 --> 01:00:45,821
L–

825
01:00:45,889 --> 01:00:50,849
We... need you to help us get rid of
this woman, Mrs. Quickly.

826
01:00:50,927 --> 01:00:56,365
It will not surprise you to hear that
I cannot agree to that, Simon.

827
01:00:56,433 --> 01:01:00,460
Then at least will you promise to let us do
whatever we have to do to get rid of her?

828
01:01:00,537 --> 01:01:04,530
Are you prepared to accept
the consequences?

829
01:01:04,607 --> 01:01:07,735
- Yes.
- You promise?

830
01:01:07,811 --> 01:01:10,211
Yes. Yes, absolutely. I promise.

831
01:01:11,982 --> 01:01:15,145
Hmm. Then I will,

832
01:01:15,218 --> 01:01:17,186
as you put it,

833
01:01:17,253 --> 01:01:19,744
let you do whatever
you have to do.

834
01:01:19,823 --> 01:01:21,654
Thank you.

835
01:01:23,393 --> 01:01:26,055
Thank you.

836
01:01:26,629 --> 01:01:28,494
[Quacking]
[Screams]

837
01:01:28,565 --> 01:01:32,968
Look at them!
Will you just look at them?

838
01:01:33,036 --> 01:01:35,095
[Chuckles]
Aw.

839
01:01:35,171 --> 01:01:39,267
The little, small things.

840
01:01:39,342 --> 01:01:42,573
Children, this is, um, Mrs. Quickly.

841
01:01:42,645 --> 01:01:45,136
Oh, you mustn't start off
on so formal a footing.

842
01:01:45,215 --> 01:01:49,811
You must call me Auntie Selma.

843
01:01:49,886 --> 01:01:52,684
Oh, dear me.
One does work up
such a thirst in this heat.

844
01:01:52,756 --> 01:01:54,917
[Chuckles]

845
01:01:54,991 --> 01:01:57,459
Oh. Tea. Yes, of course.
Do go through. I'll, um–

846
01:01:57,527 --> 01:02:00,928
And leave these dear creatures?
How can you ask it of me?

847
01:02:03,366 --> 01:02:06,096
Oh, the heart of the house.

848
01:02:06,169 --> 01:02:09,400
Yes, yes.
The old bachelor's den.

849
01:02:09,472 --> 01:02:12,805
Mmm. Well, l– I, um–
Isn't it enchanting?

850
01:02:12,876 --> 01:02:15,208
Yes.
Oh! Have you read
all those books?

851
01:02:15,278 --> 01:02:17,212
Well, I, um–
Clever.

852
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:22,274
Mmm. Why don't you, um, take my chair?
It's by far the most comfortable.
Thank you. Ooh!

853
01:02:22,352 --> 01:02:24,786
Well, what have we here?

854
01:02:24,854 --> 01:02:27,914
I see there is already
provision for a lady.

855
01:02:27,991 --> 01:02:30,289
How thoughtful you are.

856
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:31,952
What a gentleman.

857
01:02:33,630 --> 01:02:34,892
Uh, wait!

858
01:02:34,964 --> 01:02:38,456
Um, just let me make it,
um, comfy for you.

859
01:02:38,535 --> 01:02:40,230
Too, too precious.

860
01:02:40,303 --> 01:02:44,205
Here in the center
of the male dominion,

861
01:02:44,274 --> 01:02:47,801
an oasis of feminine charm
and elegance.

862
01:02:47,877 --> 01:02:49,811
There. Just as I thought.
It was dusty.

863
01:02:49,879 --> 01:02:52,370
- Just needs– needs a good old thump.
- [Groans]

864
01:02:52,449 --> 01:02:55,680
There.
All thumped and ready to go.

865
01:02:55,752 --> 01:03:00,155
There you go again.
Nothing is too much trouble for you.

866
01:03:01,224 --> 01:03:05,888
I remember observing
upon that very characteristic
on the sad day we buried Mr. Quickly.

867
01:03:05,962 --> 01:03:08,362
Oh.
Even in the state of
my demented grief,

868
01:03:08,431 --> 01:03:12,265
I said to my friend, Miss Letitia Carter–
You remember her.
A pinker complexion than my own.

869
01:03:12,335 --> 01:03:14,667
She takes a little
too much sun for her age.

870
01:03:14,737 --> 01:03:18,867
Anyway, I said,
"Kindness seems to be
second nature to him.

871
01:03:18,942 --> 01:03:22,901
- He is a perfect gentleman.
There's something so masculine–"
- It's on her head.

872
01:03:22,979 --> 01:03:25,277
"Yet retiring in his manner,
you could almost–"

873
01:03:25,348 --> 01:03:27,339
[Yelps]
Mr. Brown!

874
01:03:27,417 --> 01:03:30,545
[Giggling]

875
01:03:32,689 --> 01:03:35,783
- Un moment, I pray you.
- I do beg your pardon.

876
01:03:35,859 --> 01:03:37,690
- I don't know what came over me.
- I do.

877
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:40,593
I understand.
I never took you for such.

878
01:03:40,663 --> 01:03:42,528
But now I see it.

879
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,535
Passion is clearly your nature too.

880
01:03:46,603 --> 01:03:48,230
I feel it.

881
01:03:48,304 --> 01:03:51,569
Who would have thought
we were such kindred spirits?

882
01:03:51,641 --> 01:03:54,235
Passion is my life.
In fact, Mr. Brown,

883
01:03:54,310 --> 01:03:57,245
what is life without it?

884
01:03:57,313 --> 01:03:59,110
- Ah–
- A gray wheel of habit–

885
01:03:59,182 --> 01:04:02,640
- Go on.
- Spinning idly on.

886
01:04:03,686 --> 01:04:05,551
Mmm.

887
01:04:07,157 --> 01:04:08,818
Mmm.!

888
01:04:10,059 --> 01:04:13,222
This is no time for food,
Mrs. Quickly.

889
01:04:13,296 --> 01:04:17,665
- Selma.
- I couldn't possibly swallow it,
under the circumstances.

890
01:04:17,734 --> 01:04:20,225
You're tempestuous,
Mr. Brown.

891
01:04:21,137 --> 01:04:22,001
Tea?

892
01:04:22,071 --> 01:04:24,733
Yes. Tea.

893
01:04:24,807 --> 01:04:27,708
We must blanket the raw impulse
with that reliable beverage.

894
01:04:28,711 --> 01:04:30,679
[Croaks]

895
01:04:31,881 --> 01:04:34,247
- That's a nice bit of porcelain.
Is it Spode?
- [Croaks]

896
01:04:34,317 --> 01:04:36,649
I like a bit of Spode.
Tasteful.
[Croaking]

897
01:04:36,719 --> 01:04:40,280
Anyway, it's so essential
for upholding the normal–

898
01:04:40,356 --> 01:04:42,153
You don't want that!

899
01:04:42,225 --> 01:04:44,125
How right you are.

900
01:04:44,194 --> 01:04:46,992
You see into my inmost self.

901
01:04:47,063 --> 01:04:50,590
What is tea when we can drink
from the nectar of our emotions?

902
01:04:52,068 --> 01:04:54,036
Let the common herd drink tea.

903
01:04:54,103 --> 01:04:57,937
Our souls need a more divine libation.!

904
01:04:59,709 --> 01:05:00,801
[Screams]

905
01:05:02,445 --> 01:05:04,936
Oh.! You mad fool.!

906
01:05:05,014 --> 01:05:08,848
I say. No, no.
Not here amongst the cutlery.

907
01:05:08,918 --> 01:05:11,284
I say!
[Laughs]

908
01:05:12,522 --> 01:05:16,390
I must go before I leave my reputation
in tatters on this rug.

909
01:05:16,459 --> 01:05:18,723
It's a lovely rug, by the way.
Is it Chinese silk?

910
01:05:18,795 --> 01:05:21,628
Must escape before all is lost.

911
01:05:21,698 --> 01:05:23,165
Wait!

912
01:05:23,233 --> 01:05:25,724
Heavens to Betsy.

913
01:05:25,802 --> 01:05:27,827
You are inflamed!

914
01:05:27,904 --> 01:05:30,236
How does a lonely widow
hope to best you?

915
01:05:30,306 --> 01:05:32,706
- What defenses does she have?
- [Groans]

916
01:05:34,310 --> 01:05:37,370
All it takes is one little question,
Cedric, and I'm yours.
Yes. I see.

917
01:05:37,447 --> 01:05:41,144
Ask me.
Ask me, or you'll lose me forever.

918
01:05:41,217 --> 01:05:42,878
Oh, no. Absolutely.

919
01:05:42,952 --> 01:05:45,682
Say it. Say it.

920
01:05:45,755 --> 01:05:48,019
Say it. Just say it.

921
01:05:48,091 --> 01:05:49,718
No!

922
01:05:49,792 --> 01:05:52,659
Oh! No!

923
01:05:52,729 --> 01:05:54,924
This is too much, sir!

924
01:05:56,165 --> 01:05:58,429
You are a cad!

925
01:06:00,169 --> 01:06:03,502
A bounder and a cad!
[Sobbing]

926
01:06:03,573 --> 01:06:05,006
[Children Giggle]

927
01:06:05,074 --> 01:06:07,406
Yes!
Yeah!

928
01:06:07,477 --> 01:06:09,468
[Simon]
Papa's coming.

929
01:06:19,922 --> 01:06:21,913
She's gone.

930
01:06:23,860 --> 01:06:28,229
The only person in the whole world
who stands between all of us...

931
01:06:28,298 --> 01:06:30,289
and total ruin,

932
01:06:31,434 --> 01:06:33,425
and she's gone.

933
01:06:35,838 --> 01:06:38,033
What's "ruin"?

934
01:06:39,575 --> 01:06:42,271
There's no time to mince words.

935
01:06:42,345 --> 01:06:44,540
I can't support my own family.

936
01:06:44,614 --> 01:06:47,947
I never have been able to.
There are so many of you.

937
01:06:48,017 --> 01:06:51,418
[Chuckles]
But you are all so delicious.

938
01:06:51,487 --> 01:06:53,819
And when Aggy came along
and your mother was so ill, l–

939
01:06:53,890 --> 01:06:57,223
I said to her, "I think we're
going to have to stop now, dear,"
and she said–

940
01:06:59,662 --> 01:07:02,222
She said, "I know."

941
01:07:09,772 --> 01:07:12,070
The fact of the matter is...

942
01:07:12,141 --> 01:07:15,633
your Great-Aunt Adelaide
has been supporting us for years
with a monthly allowance.

943
01:07:17,246 --> 01:07:19,908
A little while ago, she told me...

944
01:07:19,982 --> 01:07:22,974
that I had to remarry,
or the allowance would stop.

945
01:07:23,052 --> 01:07:25,520
This woman today was–
was my last chance.

946
01:07:26,522 --> 01:07:28,752
Our last chance.

947
01:07:28,825 --> 01:07:30,622
Ours?

948
01:07:32,261 --> 01:07:34,821
When the money stops,
the house will be taken.

949
01:07:34,897 --> 01:07:38,458
Some of you will perhaps
be put into the workhouse.

950
01:07:38,534 --> 01:07:41,025
Some will be put into the care–

951
01:07:42,505 --> 01:07:45,167
into the care of others.

952
01:07:45,241 --> 01:07:48,540
I don't know how many of you
will be allowed to stay together.

953
01:07:55,985 --> 01:07:57,976
I'm sorry to have failed you,
children.

954
01:08:02,058 --> 01:08:04,049
You deserve so much better.

955
01:08:09,532 --> 01:08:10,829
Do something.

956
01:08:12,402 --> 01:08:15,769
- What would you suggest?
- Change what happened.

957
01:08:15,838 --> 01:08:18,830
Bang your stick.
Make it undo itself.

958
01:08:18,908 --> 01:08:21,138
I cannot.
These were your own actions.

959
01:08:21,210 --> 01:08:23,804
Simon promised that you would
accept the consequences.

960
01:08:25,214 --> 01:08:28,809
What shall we do?
Help us, Nanny McPhee!
Tell us what to do!

961
01:08:28,885 --> 01:08:30,819
You must undo it for yourselves.

962
01:08:30,887 --> 01:08:33,583
How? How?

963
01:08:33,656 --> 01:08:35,783
Think.

964
01:08:35,858 --> 01:08:39,191
You are very clever, children.

965
01:08:39,262 --> 01:08:41,992
Think.

966
01:08:42,365 --> 01:08:44,595
[Women Laughing]

967
01:08:44,667 --> 01:08:46,862
- [Letitia]
So, he was keen?
- Keen?

968
01:08:46,936 --> 01:08:49,200
Oh, Letty, he was
in a maddened condition.

969
01:08:49,272 --> 01:08:51,240
He couldn't keep his hands off me.

970
01:08:51,307 --> 01:08:53,832
But I held firm.
I said, "Shedric–"

971
01:08:53,910 --> 01:08:57,641
I mean, "Cedric,
I have my reputation to uphold.

972
01:08:57,713 --> 01:08:59,908
"It's marriage or nothing!

973
01:08:59,982 --> 01:09:02,507
What do you take me for?
Some common–"
[Knocking]

974
01:09:02,585 --> 01:09:05,213
Tart?
Not for me. I'm bloated.

975
01:09:05,288 --> 01:09:07,813
No. "Some common tart."
You said–
[Knocking]

976
01:09:07,890 --> 01:09:11,724
Who's that knocking?
[Gasps]
It might be him.

977
01:09:11,794 --> 01:09:14,456
[Gasps]

978
01:09:14,530 --> 01:09:17,260
If you've come to fumble
with my fas–

979
01:09:17,333 --> 01:09:19,324
Oh.

980
01:09:19,402 --> 01:09:21,336
Mrs. Quickly,

981
01:09:21,404 --> 01:09:23,929
we're very sorry
about the tea you had
with our father.

982
01:09:24,006 --> 01:09:27,703
Typical of a man,
sending his little ones
to do the dirty work.

983
01:09:27,777 --> 01:09:30,610
No. He doesn't know we're–

984
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:32,875
What I mean is,
he very much wants to marry you.

985
01:09:32,949 --> 01:09:37,215
It was all too clear what he wanted,
and marriage had nothing to do with it.
No wonder there's so many of you.

986
01:09:37,286 --> 01:09:40,153
Wait.! Father wasn't being rude.

987
01:09:40,223 --> 01:09:42,783
No one on earth could be less rude.

988
01:09:42,859 --> 01:09:45,760
He was trying to protect you from
the naughty things we were doing.

989
01:09:45,828 --> 01:09:48,422
The toad in the teapot.
And the wormy sandwiches.

990
01:09:48,498 --> 01:09:50,728
That was my idea!

991
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,768
I mean, my fault.

992
01:09:52,835 --> 01:09:55,963
I have no idea to what
you can be referring.

993
01:09:56,038 --> 01:09:58,905
Don't try to make excuses for him.

994
01:09:58,975 --> 01:10:01,569
- He's a flounder and a gad.
- No, he's not.

995
01:10:01,644 --> 01:10:04,010
He's a good man.
He was just trying to save us.

996
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:07,311
'Cause if he doesn't marry, well,
all the money will go,

997
01:10:07,383 --> 01:10:09,977
and we'll be thrown out
onto the streets.
Money? What money?

998
01:10:10,052 --> 01:10:12,486
Our Great-Aunt Adelaide's money.

999
01:10:12,555 --> 01:10:15,718
Lady Adelaide Stitch.

1000
01:10:15,791 --> 01:10:18,783
Lady? Mmm.!
[Chuckles]

1001
01:10:18,861 --> 01:10:20,624
Mr. Brown!

1002
01:10:20,696 --> 01:10:23,961
Mrs. Quickly!
Your children have
explained everything to me!

1003
01:10:24,033 --> 01:10:26,126
Explained?
That their little tricks during tea...

1004
01:10:26,202 --> 01:10:29,171
was just a natural result
of their motherless condition–

1005
01:10:29,238 --> 01:10:32,503
that they only need
a woman's presence in the house
to calm their tempers...

1006
01:10:32,575 --> 01:10:35,476
and that you could benefit
quite as much from that
comforting presence,

1007
01:10:35,545 --> 01:10:37,843
pathetic and lonely as you are.

1008
01:10:37,914 --> 01:10:41,941
And all it takes...
is one little question, Cedric.

1009
01:10:42,018 --> 01:10:44,009
[Clears Throat]

1010
01:10:46,289 --> 01:10:49,588
Oh. Oh, y– Uh, yes.
Yes, of course.

1011
01:10:49,659 --> 01:10:51,923
[Clears Throat]
Um, just give me–
Um, yes.

1012
01:10:53,462 --> 01:10:55,623
Mrs. Quickly–
Selma.

1013
01:10:55,698 --> 01:10:57,859
Yes. I mean Selma.

1014
01:10:57,934 --> 01:10:59,959
Would you do me the honor...

1015
01:11:00,036 --> 01:11:02,004
of becoming my–

1016
01:11:04,574 --> 01:11:06,041
of becoming my–

1017
01:11:06,108 --> 01:11:07,575
Wife.

1018
01:11:07,643 --> 01:11:09,634
Exactly. "Wife."
That's the word.

1019
01:11:09,712 --> 01:11:13,011
Yes! Oh, yes, Cedric!

1020
01:11:13,082 --> 01:11:16,745
Mmm!

1021
01:11:17,820 --> 01:11:19,811
Off you go now, dears.

1022
01:11:21,591 --> 01:11:26,551
Let Daddy have a little moment
to himself with your new mummy.

1023
01:11:30,499 --> 01:11:33,093
[Chattering]

1024
01:11:45,881 --> 01:11:47,872
I'm sorry.

1025
01:11:50,353 --> 01:11:53,550
I should have told you.
I can see that now.

1026
01:11:53,623 --> 01:11:57,957
If I had discussed matters with you
beforehand, we wouldn't be
in all this awful mess, would we?

1027
01:11:59,128 --> 01:12:01,460
No. It was our fault.

1028
01:12:04,433 --> 01:12:07,630
We should have known
you had a good reason
for getting married again.

1029
01:12:08,904 --> 01:12:11,702
Well, whatever happens,
at least this way we'll all be together.

1030
01:12:11,774 --> 01:12:14,800
That's what matters most,
isn't it? Hmm?

1031
01:12:15,811 --> 01:12:19,110
And I promise I'll never hide anything
that affects us from you again.

1032
01:12:19,181 --> 01:12:22,309
I can see you're all more than capable
of understanding it.

1033
01:12:22,385 --> 01:12:24,945
Papa.

1034
01:12:25,021 --> 01:12:26,886
Yes, my boy?

1035
01:12:26,956 --> 01:12:30,824
Do you think Mama
still thinks about us where she is?

1036
01:12:34,130 --> 01:12:36,121
I'm sure she does.

1037
01:12:38,401 --> 01:12:40,392
I know she does.

1038
01:12:40,469 --> 01:12:43,495
##[Woman Vocalizing]

1039
01:12:45,374 --> 01:12:49,071
[Cedric]
Now, Chrissie, why don't you
choose us a story?

1040
01:12:51,347 --> 01:12:55,181
# Tiptoe by #

1041
01:12:55,251 --> 01:12:58,448
[McPhee]
Lesson four is complete.

1042
01:12:58,521 --> 01:13:02,116
#In your tiny silver #

1043
01:13:02,191 --> 01:13:04,659
#Shoon #
Lesson four?

1044
01:13:04,727 --> 01:13:07,594
To listen.
# Will you guard #

1045
01:13:07,663 --> 01:13:10,359
# Will you keep #

1046
01:13:10,433 --> 01:13:13,300
Well done.

1047
01:13:13,369 --> 01:13:19,103
# Will you watch over, please #

1048
01:13:19,175 --> 01:13:22,633
#My wee ones #

1049
01:13:22,712 --> 01:13:26,011
#My lambkins #

1050
01:13:26,082 --> 01:13:32,021
#My sweet chicka-chickadees #

1051
01:13:33,022 --> 01:13:35,616
#Loola-bye #

1052
01:13:35,691 --> 01:13:40,025
# Oh, loola-bye #

1053
01:13:40,096 --> 01:13:42,064
#In your tiny #

1054
01:13:42,131 --> 01:13:47,660
#Silver #

1055
01:13:47,737 --> 01:13:52,834
#Shoon ##

1056
01:13:54,543 --> 01:13:57,535
[Bells Ringing]
[Lamb Bleats]

1057
01:13:57,613 --> 01:14:00,707
The big day!
I do love my weddings.

1058
01:14:00,783 --> 01:14:03,274
[Letitia]
Mr. Brown–What's he really like?

1059
01:14:03,352 --> 01:14:08,051
No idea. Keen as mustard to tie the knot
though. Couldn't sort all this out
quick enough for him.

1060
01:14:08,124 --> 01:14:12,060
Only got the sheep-dip yesterday.
But he's easily controlled.

1061
01:14:12,128 --> 01:14:16,462
That's more than can be said
for his nasty little brood.
How ever will you manage them, Selma?

1062
01:14:16,532 --> 01:14:18,762
Oh. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.

1063
01:14:18,834 --> 01:14:20,893
Never you mind.

1064
01:14:20,970 --> 01:14:23,461
I've started off by giving them
a good cleanup.

1065
01:14:23,539 --> 01:14:25,837
Oh, don't they look lovely?
[Lambs Bleating]

1066
01:14:25,908 --> 01:14:27,842
[Ringing Continues]

1067
01:14:27,910 --> 01:14:30,174
Sebastian,
your top button in undone.

1068
01:14:30,246 --> 01:14:34,273
Lily, you have a little hair
caught in your crook.
Eric, help her, please.

1069
01:14:34,350 --> 01:14:36,750
Your father will be down
in a moment.

1070
01:14:38,287 --> 01:14:40,346
Now, that is an improvement.

1071
01:14:40,422 --> 01:14:42,390
Letty, go keep a lookout.

1072
01:14:43,793 --> 01:14:45,784
I say, whatever your name is,

1073
01:14:45,861 --> 01:14:49,524
don't suppose you could give me
a second on my own
with the little darlings?

1074
01:14:54,470 --> 01:14:57,064
Now, my dears,

1075
01:14:57,139 --> 01:14:59,369
there's going to be some changes
made round here.

1076
01:15:01,377 --> 01:15:03,436
I'm in charge of this household now.

1077
01:15:03,512 --> 01:15:08,108
And while I'm in charge,
you children will behave.

1078
01:15:08,184 --> 01:15:10,118
Do you hear?

1079
01:15:10,186 --> 01:15:13,713
- Behave.
- [RattleJingling]

1080
01:15:13,789 --> 01:15:16,155
Behave.

1081
01:15:16,225 --> 01:15:19,388
[Jingling]

1082
01:15:19,461 --> 01:15:21,053
We're not having
any of that nasty noise...

1083
01:15:21,130 --> 01:15:23,894
all the all the way through
my nice wedding either.

1084
01:15:23,966 --> 01:15:26,833
[Crying]

1085
01:15:26,902 --> 01:15:29,302
Shut her up.

1086
01:15:29,371 --> 01:15:31,066
Shh.

1087
01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:32,937
Naughty.

1088
01:15:33,008 --> 01:15:35,442
It's our mother's rattle.
Give it back.

1089
01:15:35,511 --> 01:15:38,810
I'm your mother now.

1090
01:15:43,319 --> 01:15:45,514
Time to adapt.

1091
01:15:50,259 --> 01:15:52,659
Hmm.

1092
01:15:54,730 --> 01:15:56,755
Papa, Mrs. Quickly–
Shh!

1093
01:15:56,832 --> 01:15:58,891
Yoo-hoo, Cedric.

1094
01:15:58,968 --> 01:16:01,801
I realize the bride and groom
shouldn't meet until the ceremony,

1095
01:16:01,871 --> 01:16:04,965
but after all, you and I are old hands
at this, are we not?

1096
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:07,099
- [Carriage Approaching]
- [Horse Whinnies]

1097
01:16:09,011 --> 01:16:12,378
She's here! Lady Stitch!
Selma, there's footmen.

1098
01:16:12,448 --> 01:16:15,349
Oi! Oi!

1099
01:16:15,417 --> 01:16:17,977
Oh!
Get off!

1100
01:16:18,053 --> 01:16:21,181
[Quickly Grumbles]

1101
01:16:21,257 --> 01:16:23,191
Where's the woman, then?

1102
01:16:23,259 --> 01:16:25,284
Aunt Adelaide, how lovely–
Shut up.!

1103
01:16:25,361 --> 01:16:27,386
Where's the woman, Cedric?
Aunt Adelaide,

1104
01:16:27,463 --> 01:16:30,728
may I present my fiancée,
Mrs. Selma Quickly.

1105
01:16:30,799 --> 01:16:32,630
Selma, this is Lady Stitch.
Your Ladyness.

1106
01:16:32,701 --> 01:16:38,469
Welcome, if I may be so bold,
to our humble–
nay, lowly festivities.

1107
01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:41,873
You shower glory upon us from above.

1108
01:16:41,944 --> 01:16:45,903
The very air about you shines with–

1109
01:16:45,981 --> 01:16:47,380
with–

1110
01:16:47,449 --> 01:16:50,316
with..."aboveness."

1111
01:16:50,386 --> 01:16:53,651
A gracious welcome,
I must say.
Rise, my dear.

1112
01:16:53,722 --> 01:16:57,214
And here are the children
in their, um, shepherdess outfits.

1113
01:16:57,293 --> 01:17:00,228
- Well, that's girls, obviously.
The boys–
- Oh!

1114
01:17:00,296 --> 01:17:03,732
Actually, I'm not quite sure
what they are, but, um–
Anyway, you can see.

1115
01:17:03,799 --> 01:17:05,926
Oh, keep up, will you?

1116
01:17:25,821 --> 01:17:27,948
Who is that?

1117
01:17:28,023 --> 01:17:29,854
It's a princess.

1118
01:17:29,925 --> 01:17:32,189
A fairy princess.

1119
01:17:33,095 --> 01:17:35,063
It's Evangeline.

1120
01:17:39,301 --> 01:17:43,260
Straight back.
Remember your vowels.

1121
01:17:44,540 --> 01:17:47,270
May I present
my adopted daughter,

1122
01:17:47,343 --> 01:17:50,904
Miss Evangeline Stitch.

1123
01:17:53,349 --> 01:17:57,718
What are we doing,
milling about in this dreary vestibule?

1124
01:17:57,786 --> 01:18:00,050
Sherry this instant!

1125
01:18:00,122 --> 01:18:04,286
Might I beg the honor of pouring
the privileged schooners myself?

1126
01:18:05,995 --> 01:18:08,759
Delectable to see you again, madam.

1127
01:18:08,831 --> 01:18:11,391
Blinkin' hell.

1128
01:18:13,702 --> 01:18:16,569
And how nice to see
the young people.

1129
01:18:16,638 --> 01:18:18,833
Welcome back, Evangeline.

1130
01:18:18,907 --> 01:18:20,898
You look well.
Are you well?

1131
01:18:20,976 --> 01:18:23,171
I am most content.

1132
01:18:25,247 --> 01:18:29,115
You must be very happy
to be marrying again.

1133
01:18:29,184 --> 01:18:31,482
Oh, yes. I'm– I'm–

1134
01:18:32,554 --> 01:18:35,318
How did you put it?
Most content.

1135
01:18:35,391 --> 01:18:37,859
Of course. Good grief.

1136
01:18:39,061 --> 01:18:41,723
I am so glad.

1137
01:18:41,797 --> 01:18:44,425
[Adelaide]
Evangeline.

1138
01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:46,991
Pray, excuse me.

1139
01:18:49,204 --> 01:18:52,970
Are you sure it's Evangeline?
It doesn't look anything like her.

1140
01:18:53,042 --> 01:18:55,840
Nonsense.
She's always looked like that.

1141
01:19:00,916 --> 01:19:03,646
- ## ["Here Comes The Bride"]
- [Bleating]

1142
01:19:05,354 --> 01:19:08,050
## [Humming]

1143
01:19:09,958 --> 01:19:13,018
- [Bleating]
- Hmm.

1144
01:19:27,543 --> 01:19:30,671
What can we do?
We've got to help him.

1145
01:19:30,746 --> 01:19:33,408
- There has to be another way.
- Behave!

1146
01:19:33,482 --> 01:19:35,541
Beehive.

1147
01:19:35,617 --> 01:19:37,642
You must do as you're told.

1148
01:19:37,719 --> 01:19:40,187
- Behave!
- Beehive.

1149
01:19:40,255 --> 01:19:42,382
[McPhee]
Lesson number five, Simon.

1150
01:19:42,458 --> 01:19:45,256
You must do exactly as you're told.

1151
01:19:45,327 --> 01:19:47,659
##[Continues]

1152
01:19:52,468 --> 01:19:54,163
## [Ends]
[Lamb Bleats]

1153
01:19:54,236 --> 01:19:57,694
- Beehive.
- Beehive?

1154
01:19:57,773 --> 01:19:59,536
Please be seated.

1155
01:20:01,276 --> 01:20:03,676
There isn't a beehive.
What do you mean?

1156
01:20:06,849 --> 01:20:09,283
[Priest]
Dearly beloved,

1157
01:20:09,351 --> 01:20:11,512
we are gathered here together...

1158
01:20:11,587 --> 01:20:13,555
in the sight of God...

1159
01:20:13,622 --> 01:20:15,522
and in the face of this congregation...

1160
01:20:16,692 --> 01:20:19,252
tojoin together this man...

1161
01:20:19,328 --> 01:20:23,059
and this woman
in holy matrimony,

1162
01:20:23,132 --> 01:20:26,590
which is an honorable estate,

1163
01:20:26,668 --> 01:20:31,105
instituted of God
in the time of man's innocence–

1164
01:20:31,173 --> 01:20:32,868
[Whispering]

1165
01:20:34,309 --> 01:20:36,777
- [Whispering]
- And commended of Saint Paul–

1166
01:20:36,845 --> 01:20:39,075
- [Whispering]
- [Buzzing]

1167
01:20:39,148 --> 01:20:42,311
- To be honored among all men.
- [Simon]
Get off!

1168
01:20:42,384 --> 01:20:44,545
- [Children Buzzing]
- [Priest]
And, uh–

1169
01:20:44,620 --> 01:20:48,750
- Get off!
- Is therefore not, by any man...

1170
01:20:48,824 --> 01:20:51,554
- to be enterprised–
- [Children Shouting]

1171
01:20:51,627 --> 01:20:54,619
- Nor taken in hand unadvisedly–
- [Buzzing]

1172
01:20:54,696 --> 01:20:56,459
Lightly, wantonly–

1173
01:20:56,532 --> 01:20:58,466
[Tora]
There's one on your back.
[Buzzing Continues]

1174
01:20:58,534 --> 01:21:01,162
To satisfy men's carnal lusts–

1175
01:21:01,236 --> 01:21:03,670
It's the flowers on her dress!
They're attracting them!

1176
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:07,008
I hate bees. I'm allergic.

1177
01:21:07,075 --> 01:21:10,135
There aren't any bees, you fool!
Get on with it!
No. Truly.

1178
01:21:10,212 --> 01:21:13,670
- I swell up!
- Don't you see? They're trying to
ruin my lovely wedding!

1179
01:21:13,749 --> 01:21:16,547
Nasty, vicious creatures.
Do something!

1180
01:21:16,618 --> 01:21:19,610
[Buzzing Continues]

1181
01:21:19,688 --> 01:21:21,815
Cedric, look at me.

1182
01:21:21,890 --> 01:21:24,484
Do you see any bees?

1183
01:21:26,195 --> 01:21:27,787
[Buzzing Continues]

1184
01:21:30,666 --> 01:21:32,998
[Quickly]
I said look at me.!

1185
01:21:33,068 --> 01:21:36,128
Do you see any bees? Do you?

1186
01:21:36,205 --> 01:21:38,765
Do you?
I do!

1187
01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:40,467
[Gasps]

1188
01:21:40,542 --> 01:21:43,636
It's all right.
Got the little bugger.

1189
01:21:43,712 --> 01:21:45,646
[Gaping]
It's on me!

1190
01:21:45,714 --> 01:21:48,512
- Oh!
- Lord love a duck!

1191
01:21:48,584 --> 01:21:50,176
[Giggling]

1192
01:21:50,252 --> 01:21:53,221
I'm– I'm so dreadfully sorry.

1193
01:21:53,288 --> 01:21:55,347
No, no, no, no, no, no!

1194
01:21:58,460 --> 01:22:01,691
[Gasps]
Oh, my Lord.
Your Highness.

1195
01:22:02,764 --> 01:22:05,130
[Children Laughing]

1196
01:22:12,140 --> 01:22:14,370
[Children Laughing]

1197
01:22:29,758 --> 01:22:32,090
[Laughing]

1198
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:35,425
- What are you doing?
Don't touch–
- Get the tarts!

1199
01:22:35,497 --> 01:22:37,226
[Blatherwick]
Not me fresh–

1200
01:22:37,299 --> 01:22:39,062
[Chrissie]
She hit me.!

1201
01:22:39,134 --> 01:22:41,193
Attack.!

1202
01:22:42,938 --> 01:22:45,406
Not the cake!
Not the cake!

1203
01:22:47,175 --> 01:22:48,904
Right! I'll have the lot of ya!

1204
01:22:49,811 --> 01:22:51,836
Simon, bowling practice.

1205
01:22:58,186 --> 01:23:00,177
[Gasps]

1206
01:23:00,255 --> 01:23:02,223
[Children Chattering]

1207
01:23:23,145 --> 01:23:25,875
Evangeline!
Where are your manners?

1208
01:23:25,947 --> 01:23:29,576
Sod my manners, you old trout.
This is the first fun I've had in weeks!

1209
01:23:31,219 --> 01:23:32,584
Oh, Lord.

1210
01:23:32,654 --> 01:23:36,090
Letty, my hair. Where is it?

1211
01:23:36,158 --> 01:23:37,489
"Look at them.

1212
01:23:37,559 --> 01:23:40,084
The little, small things."

1213
01:23:40,162 --> 01:23:43,996
That's it.! You dreadful, awful,

1214
01:23:44,066 --> 01:23:45,829
monstrous creatures.!

1215
01:23:45,901 --> 01:23:50,167
Take your hands off my children.
Cedric, it's over!

1216
01:23:50,238 --> 01:23:52,832
I won't spend another minute
with this rabble!

1217
01:23:52,908 --> 01:23:56,344
And I don't care how much
the old hag is giving you.

1218
01:23:56,411 --> 01:23:59,175
Letty, the lambs!

1219
01:23:59,247 --> 01:24:01,807
[Lambs Bleat]

1220
01:24:01,883 --> 01:24:03,942
Oh, come on!
The dress is ruined!

1221
01:24:04,019 --> 01:24:05,953
I haven't got another one!
Absolute carnage!

1222
01:24:06,021 --> 01:24:09,957
A nice choice for a wife,
I must say, Cedric!

1223
01:24:10,025 --> 01:24:13,017
I'm very sorry, Aunt Adelaide.
You gave me no time
to find anyone else.

1224
01:24:13,095 --> 01:24:15,256
As for your children,
a lengthy spell...

1225
01:24:15,330 --> 01:24:18,595
in a corrective institution
is long overdue.

1226
01:24:18,667 --> 01:24:20,794
And you, Evangeline–

1227
01:24:20,869 --> 01:24:24,635
I can see that you are as wild
as the rest of them.

1228
01:24:24,706 --> 01:24:26,640
And proud to be!

1229
01:24:26,708 --> 01:24:29,040
I love them, Lady Stitch,
which is more than you do.

1230
01:24:29,111 --> 01:24:32,706
Insolence!
I'd leave you here to rot,

1231
01:24:32,781 --> 01:24:36,217
but I gave my word
that I would raise you as my own.

1232
01:24:36,284 --> 01:24:40,345
And I never, ever break my word.
Come away now!

1233
01:25:06,381 --> 01:25:08,349
Wait. Aunt Adelaide, wait.

1234
01:25:09,584 --> 01:25:12,178
You agreed that you gave
your word to our father...

1235
01:25:12,254 --> 01:25:15,018
that ifhe remarried
before the month was up,
you'd carry on supporting us.

1236
01:25:15,090 --> 01:25:16,148
I did.

1237
01:25:16,224 --> 01:25:19,250
So, if he marries today,
you'll have to keep your word.

1238
01:25:19,327 --> 01:25:21,727
- Isn't that so?
- Oh, you're wasting my time.

1239
01:25:21,797 --> 01:25:24,357
No. No.

1240
01:25:24,433 --> 01:25:25,991
No, I'm not.

1241
01:25:27,335 --> 01:25:29,496
- He will marry today.
- What?

1242
01:25:29,571 --> 01:25:30,833
- What?
- [Together]
What?

1243
01:25:30,906 --> 01:25:33,568
- What?
- Who?

1244
01:25:33,642 --> 01:25:35,837
He'll marry Evangeline.

1245
01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:48,253
Incest?

1246
01:25:48,323 --> 01:25:51,724
No. No, Aunt Adelaide.
Evangeline isn't our sister.

1247
01:25:51,793 --> 01:25:55,092
- Not your sister?
- Of course she's not our sister.

1248
01:25:56,765 --> 01:25:58,699
Well, who is she then?

1249
01:26:02,170 --> 01:26:04,730
I'm his scullery maid.

1250
01:26:04,806 --> 01:26:08,242
- What?
- Evangeline, do you love Papa?

1251
01:26:11,179 --> 01:26:13,613
Of course not.

1252
01:26:13,682 --> 01:26:16,617
I know my place.
That wouldn't be right.
I mean,

1253
01:26:18,119 --> 01:26:20,053
yes.

1254
01:26:26,695 --> 01:26:28,822
Papa, do you love Evangeline?

1255
01:26:28,897 --> 01:26:31,263
What are you saying?
That–That would be
totally improper.

1256
01:26:31,333 --> 01:26:34,962
I mean, a thing like that
could– could never happen.
I mean, obviously–

1257
01:26:41,576 --> 01:26:43,510
Yes.

1258
01:26:47,048 --> 01:26:50,176
He's marrying a scullery maid?

1259
01:26:50,252 --> 01:26:52,186
[Gasps]

1260
01:26:55,924 --> 01:26:58,358
[Creaks]

1261
01:27:22,617 --> 01:27:25,609
##[Woman Vocalizing]

1262
01:27:41,770 --> 01:27:43,704
[Girl]
Look! It's snowing!

1263
01:27:43,772 --> 01:27:47,674
[Chuckles]
Well, I never! Snow!

1264
01:27:47,742 --> 01:27:49,767
Snow in August!

1265
01:28:11,967 --> 01:28:13,992
I take it then, Mr. Brown,

1266
01:28:14,069 --> 01:28:17,800
that the young lady is not
in fact the fruit of your loins?
Oh.

1267
01:28:17,872 --> 01:28:23,174
Because I'm here to tell you that
the Church would have to take
a rather dim view of it if she were.

1268
01:28:23,244 --> 01:28:27,476
No. In fact, what happened
was my son Simon,
who's a very clever boy–

1269
01:28:27,549 --> 01:28:29,710
Evangeline.

1270
01:28:29,784 --> 01:28:33,015
For the record,
whatever I may have said
about stepmothers–

1271
01:28:33,088 --> 01:28:35,147
that whole "evil breed" moment–

1272
01:28:35,223 --> 01:28:38,681
most emphatically
does not apply to you.

1273
01:28:43,331 --> 01:28:47,324
- This way.
- Uh, jolly good.

1274
01:28:47,402 --> 01:28:51,429
If I may then invite you all
to join us once more?

1275
01:28:51,506 --> 01:28:53,474
Hallelujah.

1276
01:28:53,541 --> 01:28:55,475
Oh, Nanny McPhee.

1277
01:28:56,478 --> 01:29:00,471
I'm so nervous.
Deep breaths.

1278
01:29:00,548 --> 01:29:04,006
I don't look much like a bride, do I?

1279
01:29:06,354 --> 01:29:08,618
You will.

1280
01:29:13,194 --> 01:29:17,893
##[Chorus Vocalizing]

1281
01:29:33,014 --> 01:29:35,005
##[Vocalizing Continues]

1282
01:29:56,538 --> 01:29:59,166
##[Vocalizing Continues]

1283
01:30:01,009 --> 01:30:03,034
How's the reading coming along?

1284
01:30:04,045 --> 01:30:06,411
It's much better.

1285
01:30:06,481 --> 01:30:10,508
But I still haven't got to
the end of that story.
No need.

1286
01:30:10,585 --> 01:30:13,247
You are the end of the story.

1287
01:30:17,258 --> 01:30:20,625
##[Vocalizing Continues]

1288
01:30:40,749 --> 01:30:43,149
[Priest]
Dearly beloved,

1289
01:30:43,218 --> 01:30:45,152
we are gathered together...

1290
01:30:45,220 --> 01:30:48,280
to join together this man
and this woman...

1291
01:30:49,290 --> 01:30:51,281
in holy matrimony.

1292
01:30:58,233 --> 01:31:00,201
Make a loud noise and rejoice...

1293
01:31:00,268 --> 01:31:02,463
and sing praise.

1294
01:31:06,074 --> 01:31:09,601
[Jingling]

1295
01:31:11,045 --> 01:31:13,013
[Jingling]

1296
01:31:19,988 --> 01:31:24,152
[McPhee's Voice]
There is something you should understand
about the way I work.

1297
01:31:24,225 --> 01:31:28,389
When you need me,
but do not want me,
then I must stay.

1298
01:31:29,631 --> 01:31:33,624
When you want me,
but no longer need me,

1299
01:31:33,701 --> 01:31:35,692
then I have to go.

1300
01:31:53,922 --> 01:31:55,913
[Creaks]

1301
01:32:00,328 --> 01:32:02,660
[Creaks]

1302
01:32:23,318 --> 01:32:25,252
[Squeaks]

1303
01:32:43,037 --> 01:32:44,971
[Creaks]

1304
01:33:40,628 --> 01:33:42,619
[Croaking]

1305
01:33:46,067 --> 01:33:48,058
[Croaks]

1306
01:34:03,518 --> 01:34:05,509
Yoo-hoo.

1307
01:34:13,761 --> 01:34:15,752
[Creaks]

1308
01:36:42,877 --> 01:36:45,869
##[Chorus Vocalizing]

1309
01:37:07,502 --> 01:37:10,471
##[Continues]

1310
01:37:41,202 --> 01:37:43,193
##[Continues]

1311
01:38:19,140 --> 01:38:21,574
##[Ends]

1312
01:38:21,642 --> 01:38:24,372
[Stick Creaks]
[Thud]