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- Author's note: Quick and stupid. VERY stupid. Ancient Fluffy is the creation of Pants Without Pants.
- >You are the mighty Ancient Fluffy.
- >Recently, you escaped captivity after beating the shit out of the human that tried to hurt you.
- >In the wild, you have proven absolutely unassailable by the other fluffies you meet.
- >The so-called 'smarty friends' are no match for your combat prowess.
- >Their heads have been crushed, their limbs rent, their spines shattered.
- >The strangely colored fluffies follow you now. Your herd is two hundred strong, including the dams bearing your children that you escaped with.
- >You claim ever-widening swathes of territory.
- >Your rule is absolute.
- >But now, you face a new challenge.
- >The snarling beast is far away, but it makes a loud, bellowing noise.
- >Your herd is terrified of it.
- >They scream in stilted language about the meanie noise, the bad loud that causes them such fear and anguish.
- >As herdmaster and their protector, you will not let this stand.
- >You climb the long pile of white rocks.
- >You are face to face with the small, but loudly bellowing monster.
- >You do not bother with words when asserting your power; they are not necessary.
- >The beast charges! Oh, it is in for a great shock.
- >Despite its glowing eyes and shuddering, noisy gait, you launch yourself headlong at the offender.
- >As the two of you draw closer, the beast grows in both size and volume.
- >You consider ceding the field as it approaches, but the cries of your fearful herd spur you onward.
- >Before you know it, the beast towers over you, but so did the human.
- >You are not afraid.
- >You attempt to assail the beast with magic as you draw nearer to each other, but nothing seems to happen.
- >The beast is so loud now you cannot hear your terrified herd any longer.
- >With one last mighty, ringing bellow, it continues to charge you.
- >You've no choice. You must meet force with force.
- >As your skull contacts the beast's dull, rounded, brownish horn, you are dragged underneath it and torn into a bloody pulp.
- >Train 1, Ancient Fluffy 0.
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