Copy of Daiz Culprit Theory

This theory is now dead for the time being unless "Yotsumoe no know any one else who know location of lab. All that know location of lab that Yotsumoe know know location of lab is smarter then the pidgenyan" YOKKYUN/yokkyun exists and have separate knowledge.

Daiz Culprit Theory:

After Battler had sent the message to Yotsumoe where he promised a fight to the death he needed to prepare for this eventual match off. This wasn't a challenge. It never asked for a reply from Yotsumoe. It was a declaration of intent. During his preparation he grew concerned. Yotsumoe is a time traveller and Maddie is a devil. Who knows what they could do to him? The odds were heavily stacked against him. So, Battler decided to contact a person who he knew was already an enemy of DameDame, Daiz. Daiz is a fellow that every /a/non knows how to contact so that isn't exactly a problem. An enemy of an enemy is a friend. Mp5 and mppt are the future of video formatting. Daiz is terrified and wants to keep the anime fan sub community under his control so he decided to assist Battler in his endeavor.

This was a mistake that Battler did not anticipate, although he should have seen it coming. Daiz is a cunning and manipulative person with a large network of e-goons(see that watch out for Daiz pasta). He may even be responsible for the end of anime and the Great Death in the future, although even if this isn't true this theory still holds.

Things went as Battler anticipated until DameDame's release of Log Horizon episode 10, the episode where Battler went missing. If you can recall, the ending that was chosen for that episode was "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon. This was a reference to one of Daiz's posts claiming that DameDame was focused around pitting him as the enemy of all things good. Daiz just lost it at this point. He knew he could kill. Battler's body is just beyond the gate (But not really).

>DameDame has this ARG thing going where people pretend they're time travelers from future and make up wild conspiracy theories (while DameDame posts "new evidence" anonymously on /a/ to fuel the fire). They've decided that it's apparently my future self that they're fighting against.

Note, this was just a short bit before Battler went missing. This means that Battler must have already been on the way or at Yotsumoe's lab at this point. Yotsumoe's story does not deny the possible involvement of a second person with Battler's breaking in. Daiz may have come with Battler to Yotsumoe's lab in order to pull off a plan that was not for some reason pulled off.

After both of them got to the lab, Battler solved the puzzle to let himself inside the lab. Of course Daiz went with him. Together they rummaged through the lab until they found a sheet with information that Battler believed could prove that the DameDame was evil. And then there was a loud noise at the door which made Battler hide in Pidgenyan's dark and small house. What was that noise? Well it doesn't necessarily have to be a person entering or leaving the door. It could have been Daiz becoming furious when he learned about the ending song chosen for episode ten and slamming something against the door.

Logically Daiz should have just gone along with the plan, but he became so furious that he needed to take immediate action. So what did he do? He murdered Battler and decided to pin it on Yotsumoe. They were already in Yotsumoe's lab after all. Well, before that he may have used force to get Battler's password. I'm sure Battler wasn't so concerned about the secrecy of his pastebin password when his life was on the line. Daiz attacked the pastebin calling Battler a liar and threw in a cryptic phi symbol in order to incriminate DameDame. After this he solved the puzzle to leave the lab and ran away like the coward he is. Upon his leave Daiz may have woken up Pidgenyan which may be why Yotsumoe is refusing to red Pidgenyan not waking up at this point.

 The personal motive wasn't between Battler and Daiz, but between Yotsumoe and Daiz. Daiz feels threatened by Yotsumoe's genius and wants to stop the advancement of mp5 and mppt before they save the world. This is why Daiz keeps calling mp5 a fake file type.

Why didn't Daiz take the sheet that showed that DameDame was evil with him? Battler had a cadaveric spasm upon his death and held tightly onto the sheet making it impossible to remove the sheet from his hands in any manner that would not have damaged the sheet, which would have made taking the sheet pointless anyways.

When Yotsumoe came back after buying the brain, he was shocked to see Battler's dead body on his floor holding onto a sheet of paper. He checked his security camera footage and saw that infamous bald head that we all know too well. He knew that Daiz had been in here and had murdered Battler. Yotsumoe had to come up with a plan to set things right and remove the blame on himself.

Why didn't Yotsumoe report Daiz to the authorities at this point? Yotsumoe is a time traveller that's in this time to save the world from the Great Death. He can't draw too much attention to himself and more than likely has to avoid attention of other time travellers that profit from the Great Death. So, Yotsumoe decided to humor Daiz and made his tumblr 16-8-2009 or Phi where he released the picture that of himself holding Pidgenyan's hairball in front of Battler's body. Why would Yotsumoe release this picture in a hidden and password protected rar? He did this so only dedicated DameDame fans would see the picture. DameDame viewers are nakama. He can trust his nakama to take a leap of faith for him. Although Yotsumoe can't report Daiz to the authorities in fear of gaining too much attention, we his nakama can and should. DameDame is not an evil group and this is not a game to ridicule the dead Battler. It is a way to motivate us to find out Battler's true murderer and report him to the proper authorities so he faces his crimes.

So then, who is this Eins (Phi) and why did Yotsumoe pick him? He is an imposter. This is why Yotsumoe declared in red that Eins has nothing to do with the symbol Phi. Perhaps Eins is even Daiz. Both Eins and Vier who discovered Eins for the rest of us are involved in this some way as either accomplices or the culprit himself. Eins has decided to impersonate Phi in order to make damedameviewers (you) to find reason for the no fun and to make the damedame viewer not trust the DameDame anymore. As mentioned before, Yotsumoe decided to humor Daiz and set his tumblr to Phi as in operationphi not the user Phi. Although Yotsumoe choosing Phi as a participant may have distracted us and led us away from Daiz for a while, without love it can not be seen. We have to trust DameDame. DameDame is love. DameDame is life.

Combatting the red truths:

[all spoke in red is truth so no need to doubt it.] Ok sure.
[there only 4 member of the damedame and a pidgenyan.] Ok sure.
[by time of death few participant already introduced.] Ok sure.
[pidgenyan capable of simple plan at least] Ok sure.
[Phi is no a member of the damedame.] Ok sure.
[Refuse to red truth that no participant is the damedame.] Ok sure.
[Phi is no alias of damedame member and damedame member no alias of Phi.] Ok sure.
[damedame no plan any thing with participant outside of game rules. Phi no plan any puzzle.] Ok sure.
[Refuse to red truth no member of the damedame make phi symbol on paste bin.] Fine with me.
[blue truth in corpse game no real even if no countered but can be use as red truth until countered.] Ok sure.
[refuse to red truth no body in irc is culprit.] Ok sure.
[event of murder involve only two.] Ok sure.
[refuse to red truth no witness or other present during crime.] Ok sure.
[challenge made before come. paste bin was no for cover up.] I believe this.
[battler no send challenge.] Ok. But he did send that threat.
[you are incompetent] Fine with me.
[one corpse at least is corpse of battlering damedame.] Battler is indeed dead in this theory.
[body in picture body of battlering damedame.] Battler is indeed dead in this theory.
[all hidden file have do with the damedame.] Ok sure.
[refuse to red truth murder of multiple a people.] Ok sure. Yotsumoe doesn't know if Daiz has murdered people before.
[refuse to red truth time of death.] Fine with me since I didn't specify that either. Yotsumoe might not know this either.
[phi symbol no connect to eins.] Yes. Eins is an imposter.
[eins only get one participant puzzle.] Ok sure.
[members of the damedame are Yotsumoe and Maddie and Sam and BKITNY] Ok sure.
[red puzzle real and got by phi.] Ok sure. Does this guarantee phi is phi from tulpa.info or that phi is Eins though?
[red puzzle also got by three other.] Ok sure.
[culprit kill battler and battler dead.] Ok sure.
[drei is no the culprit.] Ok sure.
[turn will end with thread death.] Ok sure.
[I Yotsumoe.] Ok sure.
[no member of the damedame is mod.] Ok sure.
[Eins and Vier are no same person.] Fine
[Refuse to red truth pidgenyan no wake up before crime.] Fine
[Battler no make enough noise to wake the pidgenyan. Pidgenyan no wake up by Battler. Battler and pidgenyan no fight. Battler find paper that can use for theory. kihihihihi!] Daiz may have woken up Pidgenyan.
[pidgenyan no see battler that night so you theory is wrong and you incompetent!] That's fine.
[pidgenyan did no wake up that night. pidgenyan did no attack battler that night. you will no win game at this level of think!] Ok.