Bot Commands [7/2/2013]

Pussy IRC Bot Commands [7/2/2013]
irc.rizon.net - #Taka-Uno, #Taka, #Secludedly, #™, #ɐʞɐʇ

*Some commands may not work in certain channels.
*Some commands only work if you're hop/op+.
*Uno games are held in #Taka_Uno & #™ on Rizon.


!powerlevel = Vegeta! What's the scouter say about his power level?! Is it over 9,000? :O

!catch [n] = Throw a pokéball at someone and try to catch them.

!pussy = Brings up this pastebin link full of triggers.

pussy = Shows you Pussy's pussy! :D

!bacon = Do it. Why? Because it's fucking BACON! Dedicated to Even^

!nutella = Go get yourself some Nutella! Dedicated to Tsubie-chan

<3 = Gives love to anyone.

<3 [n] = Gives love to a specific nick.

.td = Starts a game of Truth or Dare [CMDS: .truth NICK | .dare NICK | .tdhelp]

!spin = Play "Spin the Bottle." A random nick will be chosen for you to perform some sort of R-rated action on.

.porn = Displays a random link to various porn sites and/or porn categories, including videos and pictures.

.words = Shows how many words you've said, as well as how many letters used in #Taka

!taka = It rulesz.

.justdance = Someone in a bad mood? Pissed you off? Sad? Tell them to .justdance!

.lol = Creates a giant "LOL" text made of ANSI characters.

.lolwut = Creates a giant "LOLWUT" text made of ANSI characters.

.wut = Creates a giant "WUT" text made of ANSI characters.

.joke = Displays a random joke.

.fml = Displays a random quote from the FuckMyLife website.

.suicide = Try to kill yourself. If you succeed, you get kicked from the channel.

.tb [Nick] [Seconds] = Kick-Bans a specific user for a specific amount of time.

.k [Nick] = Kicks a user from the channel.

.kb [Nick] Kick-Bans a user from the channel.

.b [Nick] Bans a user from the channel.

.yt [Text] = Searches for a video on YouTube that closely matches your text.

... = An on-the-spot, random translation of what IRC user Rda is actually saying in his secret language.

!w [City/Area Code] = Tells the current weather status in your city or area code. (!weather works as well)

!forecast [City/Area Code] = Tells the 3-day forecast in a PM for your city or area code.

!forecast5 [City/Area Code] = Tells the 5-day forecast in a PM for your city or area code.

!alerts [City/Area Code] = Check if there are any weather alerts in your city or area code.

!current [City/Area Code] = Will return current weather conditions for your city or area code.

!time [City/Area Code] = Will return the current time of the area code or city.

!f [#] = Converts Fahrenheit to Celsius, with [#] being the temperature in Fahrenheit you're converting.

!c [#] = Converts Celsius to Fahrenheit, with [#] being the temperature in Celsius you're converting.

!uno = Starts a game of very vulgar Uno. (Game Commands: Join, !Deal, !Play, !Draw, !Pass, !UnoTop10, !Score, !TopCard, !ShowCards, !UnoStop, !Quit, !Players, !Rank, !Count)