Tucked (2019)

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[applause]

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[music]

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[lip sync] ♪ First I was
afraid I was petrified ♪

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♪ Kept thinking
I could never live ♪

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♪ Without you by my side ♪

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♪ But then I spent
So many nights ♪

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♪ Thinking how
You did me wrong ♪

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♪ And I grew strong ♪

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♪ And I learned
How to get along ♪

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♪ And so you're back ♪

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♪ From outer space ♪

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♪ I just walked in
To find you here ♪

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♪ With that sad look
Upon your face ♪

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♪ I should have
Changed that stupid lock ♪

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♪ I should have
Made you leave your key ♪

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♪ If I'd known
For just one second ♪

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♪ You'd be back to bother me ♪

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♪ Go on now, go,
walk out the door ♪

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♪ Just turn around now ♪

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♪ 'Cause you're not
Welcome anymore ♪

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♪ Weren't you
The one who tried ♪

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♪ To hurt me with goodbye ♪

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♪ Do you think I'd crumble ♪

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♪ Did you think
I'd lay down and die ♪

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♪ Oh, no, not I,
I will survive ♪

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♪ Oh, as long as
I know how to love ♪

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♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪

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♪ I've got all my life to live ♪

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♪ And I've got
All my love to give ♪

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♪ And I'll survive ♪

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♪ I will survive, hey, hey ♪

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[applause]

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[cheering]

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Thank you, I do love applause

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but just throw money next time.

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[laughter]

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Oh, good evening,
my beautiful kings

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and queens.

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Look, if you want to take

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a photograph, take it now.

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Because this is
as good as I get.

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It's very unprofessional
to drink on stage,

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so could you help me down?

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[exhales]

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Oh, thank you, sir.

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Oh, you're lovely.

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[laughter]

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Cheers. Hmm.

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- Oh, that's fucking better.
- [laughter]

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Is there any lesbians here?

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Lesbi... Oooh, yes, yes.

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How long
have you known each other?

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20 minutes? Did I offend you?

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Thank fuck for that.

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[laughter]

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Oooh, hello, big boy.

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Tell me something, [clears throat] if
I had a rooster and you had a donkey,

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and your donkey
hit my rooster, what

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what would you have? Hmm?

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My cock in your ass.

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[laughter]

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[laughs] Oh, I do love
a dirty audience.

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Are you two together?

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No shit.

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Um... Oh, hello.

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Are you alone? Oh, dear.

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[clears throat] Do you
know the difference

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between erotic and kinky?

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Let's see, an erotic person
uses a feather,

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and the kinky person uses
a whole fucking chicken.

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[laughter]

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Oh, oh, sorry, boys,
he looks better.

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Oh, tell me something, big boy.

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Are you gay?

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Wait, you're straight?

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So is spaghetti
until it gets hot and wet.

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Is there a married couple here?

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Oh, oh, yes.

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You look married to me.
[chuckles]

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How quaint. Tell me something,

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do you know
the difference between

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your job and your wife?

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After five years
your job will still suck.

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[laughter]

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[chuckles] Sorry, darling.

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You know
why men are like motorcars?

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Because they always
pull out before

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checking to see if
anybody else is coming.

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[laughter]

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Oh, you see,
darlings, I'm not fat.

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I'm just easier to see.

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[laughter]

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[applause]

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[cheering]

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[music]

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♪ There's a hue of blue
In the air around you ♪

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♪ As I say ♪

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♪ I see nothing but sheets ♪

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♪ Of grey
Sliding over us for days ♪

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♪ I've been told
It might be easy ♪

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[coughs]

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♪ I've been told to forgive me ♪

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[coughs]

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♪ It isn't easy, oh ♪

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[coughs]

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[glass breaks]

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[doctor] I'm so sorry,
Mr. Collins.

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Is there someone
I can call for you?

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- Family? Friends?
- Pardon?

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[doctor] You have
any family or friends

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I could call for you?

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No, I've...
no family, no friends.

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[doctor] I understand.

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This must have come

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as quite a shock.

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Yes, you could say that.

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Um, how long...
How long have I got?

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[doctor] It's hard to say.

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Maybe six, seven weeks.

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Got an expiry date like
a piece of fucking chicken.

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[doctor] You have an aggressive
form of cancer, mister Collins.

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It's spreading quickly.

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There's a group of people
who meet on Wednesday nights.

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It might help maybe
to talk with people who

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are going through
the same thing.

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I don't want to
spend the last six weeks

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of my life talking about
the last six weeks of my life.

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[doctor] I can understand that.

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In the meantime,
I'm going to prescribe something

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that will ease
the pain a little bit.

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Make sure
you take these twice daily.

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Okay?

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[club sounds in the background]

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[knocking on door]
Jackie, you in there?

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- What are you doing?
- Taking a shit.

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- That's not very lady-like, is it?
- Neither is my cock.

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Listen, we've got, uh... We've
got a new kid start tonight.

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His name's Faith, just
want you to show him around.

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You know, make him feel at home.

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Look, I am not
a fucking babysitter.

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I'm not asking you to hold his fucking
hand whilst he crosses the street, okay?

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Just give him a
little tour round, okay?

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Where is he?

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He's in the dressing room.

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Thank you very much.

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Ta-ta, ta-ta.

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Fucking unbelievable.

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Oh, fuckin' hell.

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Jesus.

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[tears paper]

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[club music]

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Anyway [indistinct]
Threw up all over his cock.

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Well, it's safe to say
you're never gonna

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- make a sword swallower, dear.
- [laughs] What does he...

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Hey, um, exc... You're Faith?

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- Faith? Faith?
- Yes, I am. And you are?

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I am your fairy godmother,
you can call me Jackie.

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You're Jackie?

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I am.

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The one and only Jackie.

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I [chuckles] didn't
expect you to be so...

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Old, old? I know, old.

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Well, you gotta
pay the bills, kid.

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Do you mind?
You're sitting in my chair.

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Oh, sorry.

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[exhales] How do you
walk in those high heels?

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- I've been practicing since I was nine.
- Mm-hmm.

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So, tell me, ahem, what is it you do?
You know, what's your thing?

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You're a comedian, you dance,
you sing? What is it?

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- What's your thing?
- I'm a singer.

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Oh, you're a s...

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Mollie, you think you got
a bit of competition here.

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Oh, bitch, please, the BFG ain't
got nothing on this, honey.

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[laughs] Don't worry about her.
She's all bark and no bite.

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Now, listen, couple of rules
you've, uh, gotta know.

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First of all, there's
no fucking the customers.

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Now, I know that sounds
very obvious, but...

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I mean, you've got no idea how...
No, no, it happens.

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So, whatever
you've got in your panties,

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you just keep it in there.
Alright?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Secondly, all your tips are your own.

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We don't share shit here.

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Now, you know, generally,
the audience are pretty,

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you know, generous as long
as you give them what they want.

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Well, within reason, remember.

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- What's the first rule?
- No fucking the customers.

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Good. Good. Now, third rule is,

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if anybody touches you,
you know, inappropriately,

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you've got all
the permission in the world

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to beat
the living shit out of them.

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Fine?
Everything makes sense with you?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Good. Oh, yeah.

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Arrive 15 minutes early,
Alex will love you.

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- [knock on door]
- Uh, talk of the devil.

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Kid, you're up.

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Let's go.

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Oh, hey.

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Why are you Faith?

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'Cause everyone
needs a bit of faith

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in their lives, darling.

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[laughs]

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I give her a week.

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♪ I'm the sixth queen ♪

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♪ I'm the wrong queen ♪

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♪ I've got mascara
Running through my bloodstream ♪

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♪ I'm on the hot step ♪

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♪ I've got a broken heart ♪

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♪ I want to be a cherry-lipped
Little cheap tart ♪

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♪ There's a boy
with a monobrow and clubfoot ♪

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♪ And his family own
All the village huts ♪

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♪ So I traveled to New York ♪

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♪ Sold my crotch
For a dollar and a short ♪

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♪ There's a symphony
In my heart ♪

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♪ And I've lost all my morals ♪

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♪ Down an alleyway,
Boot polish, sky gaze ♪

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♪ Bloody murder, my life has
♪ Moved in strange ways ♪

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♪ I was the sixth queen
♪ From the start ♪

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♪ But I cast all my morals ♪

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♪ On a tube train,
Boot polish, sky gaze ♪

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♪ Bloody murder my life has
Moved in strange ways ♪

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[hums]

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[applause]

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[background music]

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Hey.

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Hey.

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But what's your story?

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What do you mean?

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How did you
learn to sing like that?

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Self-taught, darling.

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I've been singing my whole life
ever since I was a little girl.

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So, how did you end up here?

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Mmh.

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Well, when I told
my father I wanted to be

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a singer,
he told me to get a real job.

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And when I told him I wanted to
give blowjobs, he fucking lost it.

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Kicked me out.

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The worst thing is he was right.

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There's no fucking money in it.

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This is the best gig in town.

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How old are you?

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Don't ask a lady her age.

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I'm 21.

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How old are you?

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- 74.
- Fuck it out.

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Shouldn't you be in an old
people's home or something?

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Listen, I don't piss
in my pants yet, you know.

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And when I eat,
I drool just a little.

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I mean, I can drive a car.

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- There's a lot of fight left in me still.
- Mmh.

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Well, you look good for
your age if that means anything.

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Mmh. Yeah, it does.
Thank you. Yeah.

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Hey. Hey.

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Who do we have there?

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A couple of fucking puffs?

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- Yeah. Come on. Let's go.
- Fucking faggots.

256
00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:22,080
It's not right.

257
00:13:22,082 --> 00:13:24,581
Alright. Fuck off.

258
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:28,085
How are we gonna do it then?
One at a time or all at once?

259
00:13:28,087 --> 00:13:33,090
I mean I got quite a tight ass, but
probably about three inches between you.

260
00:13:33,092 --> 00:13:36,226
- Fuck you say?
- Well, that's why you're in this back alley, isn't it?

261
00:13:36,228 --> 00:13:37,561
To get in my back alley.

262
00:13:37,563 --> 00:13:39,833
- [smack]
- Oh, fuck.

263
00:13:43,536 --> 00:13:46,604
- [punch]
- Oh. Jeez.

264
00:13:46,606 --> 00:13:48,273
- What are you doing?
- Oh.

265
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:49,242
Are you alright?

266
00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:53,176
I thought you said you still
had a bit of fight left in you.

267
00:13:53,178 --> 00:13:55,149
- Oh.
- [spits]

268
00:13:58,552 --> 00:14:01,856
- [thud] -Ouw!
- Fucking moron, dickhead.

269
00:14:03,789 --> 00:14:05,657
[running feet]

270
00:14:05,659 --> 00:14:07,191
Look what you've done!

271
00:14:07,193 --> 00:14:08,225
Fucking cowards.

272
00:14:08,227 --> 00:14:09,262
Fuck.

273
00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:21,705
[Faith] You know, you didn't
have to put those back on.

274
00:14:21,707 --> 00:14:22,775
[Jackie] I can't give up, you
know.

275
00:14:25,946 --> 00:14:28,616
In hindsight, maybe we should've
gone back into the club.

276
00:14:29,348 --> 00:14:30,583
You think so?

277
00:14:31,584 --> 00:14:32,619
Yeah.

278
00:14:33,654 --> 00:14:35,823
I just hate hitting people
like that, you know.

279
00:14:37,624 --> 00:14:39,827
I haven't hit anybody
like that for 40 years.

280
00:14:40,894 --> 00:14:42,129
How did it make you feel?

281
00:14:43,697 --> 00:14:44,698
Good.

282
00:14:45,631 --> 00:14:46,967
Makes you feel alive, right?

283
00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:49,936
Briefly.

284
00:14:53,005 --> 00:14:54,238
Do you want a coffee
or something?

285
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,976
Mmh? No. No. No.
I'm fine, really.

286
00:15:05,818 --> 00:15:07,685
- Mmh?
- Could I borrow some money, please?

287
00:15:07,687 --> 00:15:09,854
I left my purse at the club.

288
00:15:09,856 --> 00:15:11,189
Yeah, yeah, of course.

289
00:15:11,191 --> 00:15:13,291
[beeping]

290
00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:17,195
[announcer]
Please go to room number five.

291
00:15:17,197 --> 00:15:19,864
Look, there you go. It's alright

292
00:15:19,866 --> 00:15:22,101
[announcer]
Please go to room number five.

293
00:15:23,803 --> 00:15:24,902
Mr. Collins.

294
00:15:24,904 --> 00:15:26,370
He's here.

295
00:15:26,372 --> 00:15:28,705
The doctor will see you now.

296
00:15:28,707 --> 00:15:29,706
Thank you.

297
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:30,944
[sighs]

298
00:15:39,885 --> 00:15:41,753
[Jackie] And so, do you, uh,

299
00:15:41,755 --> 00:15:43,120
do you want a lift anywhere?

300
00:15:43,122 --> 00:15:44,691
[Faith] No, it's fine,
I have my car.

301
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:50,964
[Jackie] Well, that was
one hell of a night.

302
00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:54,132
[Faith] It was fun.

303
00:15:54,134 --> 00:15:55,970
[Jackie] I can
think of other words.

304
00:15:58,438 --> 00:16:00,838
Are you working tomorrow night?

305
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,840
[Faith] Well, as long
as I'm not fired, yes.

306
00:16:02,842 --> 00:16:04,307
Oh, don't worry about that.

307
00:16:04,309 --> 00:16:06,779
I'll clear it with Alex,
you'll be fine.

308
00:16:08,781 --> 00:16:12,050
Well, I suppose I'll
see you tomorrow then, Jackie.

309
00:16:12,052 --> 00:16:13,817
Yes, tomorrow.

310
00:16:13,819 --> 00:16:15,720
- Thank you.
- [blows kiss]

311
00:16:15,722 --> 00:16:16,823
[laughs]

312
00:16:18,424 --> 00:16:19,793
[car door banging]

313
00:16:29,702 --> 00:16:31,304
Oh, fuck.

314
00:16:37,209 --> 00:16:39,679
[crows cawing]

315
00:16:42,347 --> 00:16:44,282
[knocking]

316
00:16:44,284 --> 00:16:45,983
Fuck me, what?

317
00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:47,121
Open, open it.

318
00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:53,791
- What the fuck are you doing?
- I'm sleeping in my car.

319
00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:57,128
- You are sleeping in your car.
- Yes.

320
00:16:57,130 --> 00:17:01,065
Oh, God. Look, get your things together.
Come on. Get out of there. Come with me.

321
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:05,136
Come with me. Just get out of
the car and come with me.

322
00:17:05,138 --> 00:17:07,170
- Would you j... just get out of the car?
- Really?

323
00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:11,408
Really. You can't sleep in your
bloody car for God's... Come on.

324
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:14,378
- You know, Jack...
- Just get your things, close the boot.

325
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:16,379
Get with me. Come on.

326
00:17:16,381 --> 00:17:19,984
♪ You keep me holding on ♪

327
00:17:19,986 --> 00:17:24,457
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

328
00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:34,467
♪ Hey, chocolate ♪

329
00:17:36,268 --> 00:17:40,871
♪ Sunrise, never mind ♪

330
00:17:40,873 --> 00:17:45,243
♪ Smoke filled room
Blur my eyes ♪

331
00:17:45,245 --> 00:17:48,148
♪ You fucked me
And I felt it... ♪

332
00:17:49,015 --> 00:17:52,783
Thank you so much for this, Jackie. I promise
it's only one night. Just one night.

333
00:17:52,785 --> 00:17:56,823
No, listen. No, you can stay here
until you get somewhere permanent.

334
00:17:57,556 --> 00:18:01,125
- Really?
- Yeah, fine. No, listen, you'll be very comfortable here.

335
00:18:01,127 --> 00:18:04,529
Oh. [laughs] What? Ooh.

336
00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:07,098
Great, fine.
That's... No, thank you.

337
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:10,100
That's lovely. Look, you...
You know, sleep well.

338
00:18:10,102 --> 00:18:11,168
See you in the morning. Okay?

339
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:13,036
- Okay.
- I see. [laughs]

340
00:18:13,038 --> 00:18:14,073
Thank you.

341
00:18:16,476 --> 00:18:19,310
♪ So what are you waiting for ♪

342
00:18:19,312 --> 00:18:22,116
♪ You keep me holding on ♪

343
00:18:23,283 --> 00:18:26,583
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

344
00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:29,122
♪ Hey, chocolate... ♪

345
00:18:35,829 --> 00:18:37,427
[Faith] Fuck!

346
00:18:37,429 --> 00:18:38,765
Mm-hmm.

347
00:18:44,236 --> 00:18:45,938
[background music]

348
00:18:47,506 --> 00:18:50,340
Oh, what the fuck.

349
00:18:50,342 --> 00:18:52,446
[music continues]

350
00:18:59,218 --> 00:19:00,320
Oh, shit.

351
00:19:04,157 --> 00:19:06,256
What the fuck are you doing?

352
00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:08,559
- You scared me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

353
00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:13,063
Look, please, please, would you
turn the music down a little?

354
00:19:13,065 --> 00:19:15,032
- I'm sorry.
- Thank you.

355
00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:16,466
Now, can you please sit down?

356
00:19:16,468 --> 00:19:18,069
I've made you breakfast.

357
00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:19,369
You made me breakfast.

358
00:19:19,371 --> 00:19:20,439
Yes, take a seat.

359
00:19:21,373 --> 00:19:23,576
Oh, thank you very much.

360
00:19:25,011 --> 00:19:27,611
Who's the girl
in all the pictures?

361
00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:31,050
It's, um, it's my daughter.

362
00:19:32,017 --> 00:19:34,051
- Daughter?
- Mm-hmm.

363
00:19:34,053 --> 00:19:35,086
What's her name?

364
00:19:35,088 --> 00:19:36,320
Her name's Lily.

365
00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:37,957
So you're not one of us, then?

366
00:19:39,124 --> 00:19:42,525
What do you mean one of us? Hmm?

367
00:19:42,527 --> 00:19:43,930
The gays, darling.

368
00:19:45,098 --> 00:19:48,899
- No, I'm not a gay.
- Fuck off.

369
00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:51,037
No, it's true.
But I tell you one thing, right?

370
00:19:52,205 --> 00:19:57,010
I- I do like dressing as a woman,
but I also like being with women.

371
00:20:00,045 --> 00:20:02,282
Do you dress like a woman
outside of the club?

372
00:20:03,615 --> 00:20:05,282
Hm.

373
00:20:05,284 --> 00:20:06,853
Sort of as often as I can.

374
00:20:08,353 --> 00:20:10,890
Well, there's plenty of
time to turn you, darling.

375
00:20:12,391 --> 00:20:16,963
- What about you?
- I don't think that what's between my legs defines me.

376
00:20:17,697 --> 00:20:21,032
I'd prefer not
to be stuck in a box.

377
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:22,198
Hm.

378
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,135
- Stereotyped.
- Mm-hmm.

379
00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:26,637
- I'm not a guy. I'm not a girl.
- Hm.

380
00:20:26,639 --> 00:20:27,571
I'm an individual.

381
00:20:27,573 --> 00:20:28,939
I'm Faith.

382
00:20:28,941 --> 00:20:29,976
Yeah, fine.

383
00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:33,646
Where in the world is Lily?

384
00:20:35,113 --> 00:20:41,053
[sighs] I, um, I don't know.

385
00:20:43,022 --> 00:20:47,593
We, um... haven't
spoken for 10 years.

386
00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:53,066
Why?

387
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,568
We had an argument.

388
00:20:56,601 --> 00:20:57,638
Because?

389
00:20:59,138 --> 00:21:00,407
Because I wouldn't go

390
00:21:01,607 --> 00:21:03,043
to her mother's funeral.

391
00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:07,110
Why?

392
00:21:07,112 --> 00:21:12,018
[sigh] Well...

393
00:21:13,753 --> 00:21:16,657
When my wife was dying,

394
00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:19,657
she told me not to be there.

395
00:21:19,659 --> 00:21:22,193
- She said that?
- Yeah, she did.

396
00:21:22,195 --> 00:21:25,131
Because you enjoyed...
you liked to dress as a woman?

397
00:21:28,101 --> 00:21:29,369
Daughter never forgave me.

398
00:21:32,438 --> 00:21:33,473
[Alex] Jackie?

399
00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:38,475
What the fuck are you doing?

400
00:21:38,477 --> 00:21:39,776
What do you think I'm doing?

401
00:21:39,778 --> 00:21:42,612
I'm praying to the East.

402
00:21:42,614 --> 00:21:46,149
Do you know how many different people's
piss is on that floor? Disgusting.

403
00:21:46,151 --> 00:21:48,284
I do now. Thank you.

404
00:21:48,286 --> 00:21:50,286
- Can I see you in my office two secs?
- Why? What's wrong?

405
00:21:50,288 --> 00:21:51,655
Just two secs, two secs.

406
00:21:51,657 --> 00:21:54,058
[sighs] Alright.

407
00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:56,426
- Fuck!
- [Alex] Do you want a drink?

408
00:21:56,428 --> 00:21:58,462
[deep sigh] Why the fuck not?

409
00:21:58,464 --> 00:21:59,499
Alright.

410
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,800
[pouring] Here.

411
00:22:02,802 --> 00:22:04,036
Thanks.

412
00:22:05,604 --> 00:22:09,340
So, um,
so the kid's moved in with you?

413
00:22:09,342 --> 00:22:11,809
Yes. Just for a little
while until he gets settled in.

414
00:22:11,811 --> 00:22:14,244
You think that's
a good idea, do you?

415
00:22:14,246 --> 00:22:15,178
What do you mean?

416
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,513
What do I mean?

417
00:22:16,515 --> 00:22:17,680
I mean the kid's only

418
00:22:17,682 --> 00:22:19,582
21 years old, for fuck's sake.

419
00:22:19,584 --> 00:22:21,217
I'm a little confused.

420
00:22:21,219 --> 00:22:23,753
What are you-
what are you accusing me of?

421
00:22:23,755 --> 00:22:27,058
I just don't think it's
a very good idea. That's all.

422
00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:29,659
What? Because you think that I want to
fuck him? Is that what you're saying?

423
00:22:29,661 --> 00:22:33,330
- Hey. That's not what I said.
- Oh, no, because you don't have the balls

424
00:22:33,332 --> 00:22:36,067
- to say it to my face.
- Listen, we're just-

425
00:22:36,069 --> 00:22:38,638
- talking here, alright?
- I am not gay.

426
00:22:43,342 --> 00:22:45,277
- You're not?
- No, I am not.

427
00:22:47,345 --> 00:22:52,582
- Well... Well, I just assumed.
- Oh, yes, you assumed.

428
00:22:52,584 --> 00:22:54,685
Just because
I like wearing dresses,

429
00:22:54,687 --> 00:22:56,587
I must like sucking cock.

430
00:22:56,589 --> 00:22:58,421
Is that it?

431
00:22:58,423 --> 00:23:00,693
Well, yeah.

432
00:23:01,828 --> 00:23:03,063
Kind of.

433
00:23:04,096 --> 00:23:07,665
Look, the kid has
got nowhere to live.

434
00:23:07,667 --> 00:23:10,501
Do you know how
fucking scary that must be?

435
00:23:10,503 --> 00:23:13,471
I know. Wait, hey. Would you?
Hey, he can stay with you.

436
00:23:13,473 --> 00:23:15,840
- Would you like that?
- Listen, no. It's fine.

437
00:23:15,842 --> 00:23:19,142
I think... I think you're
doing a-a good job.

438
00:23:19,144 --> 00:23:21,714
Thanks for the fucking drink.

439
00:23:30,389 --> 00:23:34,157
We live in an age where there's
brand new gender issues, isn't there?

440
00:23:34,159 --> 00:23:35,826
And there's a lot
of genders going on

441
00:23:35,828 --> 00:23:37,594
and some people
get a little bit confused.

442
00:23:37,596 --> 00:23:40,130
For instance,
I know a guy, alright,

443
00:23:40,132 --> 00:23:42,632
who used to be a guy
and she's now a girl.

444
00:23:42,634 --> 00:23:47,271
And now that she's a girl, she's a
lesbian, and some people might say,

445
00:23:47,273 --> 00:23:49,439
"I don't get that."
You know what?

446
00:23:49,441 --> 00:23:52,909
I don't get that, but maybe it's
not for me to get, right?

447
00:23:52,911 --> 00:23:54,911
Maybe it's just not
for me to understand.

448
00:23:54,913 --> 00:23:58,381
But at the same, I reckon
give me a couple of years,

449
00:23:58,383 --> 00:24:01,151
and slowly but surely,
all the names

450
00:24:01,153 --> 00:24:03,888
for gender will
permeate my consciousness.

451
00:24:03,890 --> 00:24:06,157
But in the meantime,
can everyone else

452
00:24:06,159 --> 00:24:07,858
just calm the fuck down

453
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:09,693
if I accidentally say trannie?

454
00:24:09,695 --> 00:24:11,130
[laughter]

455
00:24:11,831 --> 00:24:13,496
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen,

456
00:24:13,498 --> 00:24:15,765
now for the main event
of the evening.

457
00:24:15,767 --> 00:24:18,334
Please stand your feet,
clap your hands,

458
00:24:18,336 --> 00:24:20,937
and welcome
all the way to the microphone.

459
00:24:20,939 --> 00:24:26,577
It's Jackie!

460
00:24:26,579 --> 00:24:30,481
[applause]

461
00:24:30,483 --> 00:24:33,587
Do you know what
a man's balanced diet is?

462
00:24:34,653 --> 00:24:36,387
A beer bottle in each hand.

463
00:24:36,389 --> 00:24:37,521
[laughter]

464
00:24:37,523 --> 00:24:39,557
A man went into a candy shop,

465
00:24:39,559 --> 00:24:41,391
had to buy some condoms,

466
00:24:41,393 --> 00:24:42,525
and the cashier said,

467
00:24:42,527 --> 00:24:44,294
"Um, do you want a bag?"

468
00:24:44,296 --> 00:24:46,230
He said, "She's not that ugly."

469
00:24:46,232 --> 00:24:47,531
[laughter]

470
00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:51,301
[coughs] I do
love a dirty audience.

471
00:24:51,303 --> 00:24:53,870
Do you know
the difference between a hooker

472
00:24:53,872 --> 00:24:56,740
and-and-and [coughs]
a drug dealer?

473
00:24:56,742 --> 00:24:59,909
Well,
a hooker can wash her crack

474
00:24:59,911 --> 00:25:00,910
and resell it.

475
00:25:00,912 --> 00:25:03,246
[coughs]

476
00:25:03,248 --> 00:25:05,715
Oh, dear, oh dear. I'm so sorry.

477
00:25:05,717 --> 00:25:08,886
My boyfriend was so rough
with me last night.

478
00:25:08,888 --> 00:25:10,387
[coughs]

479
00:25:10,389 --> 00:25:12,822
Do you know what the saggy boob

480
00:25:12,824 --> 00:25:16,260
said to the other saggy boob?

481
00:25:16,262 --> 00:25:17,628
If we don't get some support,

482
00:25:17,630 --> 00:25:19,263
people would think we're nuts.

483
00:25:19,265 --> 00:25:21,634
[coughs]

484
00:25:25,705 --> 00:25:29,673
So, let me get this straight.
You haven't taken any of your pills?

485
00:25:29,675 --> 00:25:32,009
- No, I haven't taken any of my pills.
- Because you dropped them?

486
00:25:32,011 --> 00:25:34,712
- Yes, because I dropped them.
- In urine?

487
00:25:34,714 --> 00:25:36,616
Yes, I dropped
them in the urine.

488
00:25:37,650 --> 00:25:40,451
You know,
this isn't a joke, Mr. Collins.

489
00:25:40,453 --> 00:25:42,619
Those pills are
meant to ease your pain.

490
00:25:42,621 --> 00:25:44,754
You need to take them every day.

491
00:25:44,756 --> 00:25:47,358
You know,
last night can't happen again.

492
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,994
Yeah, fine. Look, doc, just, you know,
write me another prescription for the pills

493
00:25:50,996 --> 00:25:52,599
and I'll-I'll be on my way.

494
00:25:54,633 --> 00:25:59,535
- So, you collapsed on stage?
- Yes, I collapsed on stage.

495
00:25:59,537 --> 00:26:02,305
- Was it hot on the stage?
- What... Of course, it was hot on stage.

496
00:26:02,307 --> 00:26:05,708
I mean, they've got lights and the
air conditioning hasn't worked since,

497
00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:07,811
I don't know, mid-90s.

498
00:26:07,813 --> 00:26:11,282
Look. I think you might
want to think about

499
00:26:11,284 --> 00:26:12,518
taking a back step.

500
00:26:13,718 --> 00:26:17,454
You mean giving up performing?

501
00:26:17,456 --> 00:26:18,755
It's not helping you.

502
00:26:18,757 --> 00:26:20,459
The stress, the conditions.

503
00:26:21,494 --> 00:26:24,927
At your age, you should be
living a more relaxed life.

504
00:26:24,929 --> 00:26:29,733
A more relaxed life? I'm dying,
for fuck's sake. How relaxed can you be?

505
00:26:29,735 --> 00:26:32,403
- I mean that's what's happening to me, isn't, it doctor?
- Yes.

506
00:26:32,405 --> 00:26:36,372
And there's absolutely nothing you can do
about it. I mean, with all of your expertise

507
00:26:36,374 --> 00:26:39,510
and all the millions of pounds
they put in cancer research.

508
00:26:39,512 --> 00:26:42,612
I mean, none of that's
gonna stop me from dying, right?

509
00:26:42,614 --> 00:26:47,318
- Yes, that's correct.
- So, if I'm dying and there's nothing anyone can do about it,

510
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,587
I mean, you know, why should I
give up doing what I love?

511
00:26:50,589 --> 00:26:52,656
I mean, what is that
gonna do for me, doctor?

512
00:26:52,658 --> 00:26:54,858
Would it give me,
uh, one extra week,

513
00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:58,094
two extra weeks?
I mean, fucking wonderful.

514
00:26:58,096 --> 00:27:00,496
Dying is shit.
Did you know that?

515
00:27:00,498 --> 00:27:03,599
It is...
It fucking sucks, doctor.

516
00:27:03,601 --> 00:27:06,369
And look, if nothing
anybody can do about it

517
00:27:06,371 --> 00:27:07,838
and I'm going to die, right,

518
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,572
well, I'm going to make certain

519
00:27:09,574 --> 00:27:12,975
that I'm going to
enjoy the last few weeks

520
00:27:12,977 --> 00:27:17,046
before leaving
this shitty, fucking planet.

521
00:27:17,048 --> 00:27:19,285
Is that alright
with you, doctor?

522
00:27:20,753 --> 00:27:22,485
Yes. That's okay.

523
00:27:22,487 --> 00:27:23,856
Good.

524
00:27:25,091 --> 00:27:26,293
Is he okay?

525
00:27:27,426 --> 00:27:28,859
Oh, yes. He'll be fine.

526
00:27:28,861 --> 00:27:29,926
He'll be fine.

527
00:27:29,928 --> 00:27:33,429
[Faith is sobbing]

528
00:27:33,431 --> 00:27:37,568
- [Jackie] Here, why don't you have a drink of whisky.
- [Faith] No, thanks.

529
00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:40,704
Oh, come on.
It'll make a man of you.

530
00:27:40,706 --> 00:27:43,607
[Faith] Okay, darling, I don't need
to be made a man of, but I'll try.

531
00:27:43,609 --> 00:27:44,707
Okay.

532
00:27:44,709 --> 00:27:45,745
Here you go.

533
00:27:46,778 --> 00:27:47,813
Drink up.

534
00:27:49,114 --> 00:27:50,046
Mm.

535
00:27:50,048 --> 00:27:51,417
[spits]

536
00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:53,652
I took you for a swallower.

537
00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:57,920
- How can you make jokes at a time like this?
- What do you mean?

538
00:27:57,922 --> 00:28:00,057
Well, look, you don't
even look like you give a shit.

539
00:28:00,059 --> 00:28:01,958
I know what
my face is looking like,

540
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,660
but of course I give a shit,
of course I give a shit.

541
00:28:04,662 --> 00:28:06,397
I mean, who...
I don't want to die.

542
00:28:06,399 --> 00:28:10,567
Who the fuck wants
to die, eh? Hm?

543
00:28:10,569 --> 00:28:13,637
Well, look, they cure cancer all the
time, maybe they can still do something.

544
00:28:13,639 --> 00:28:15,004
Well, if they catch it
early enough.

545
00:28:15,006 --> 00:28:16,042
Have they?

546
00:28:17,543 --> 00:28:18,712
No, they never did.

547
00:28:20,845 --> 00:28:21,880
What do we do now?

548
00:28:23,582 --> 00:28:25,115
Get pissed.

549
00:28:25,117 --> 00:28:27,451
Hm.

550
00:28:27,453 --> 00:28:29,789
- Got a bit on the chin there.
- Yeah, I know.

551
00:28:30,855 --> 00:28:33,857
- What about your daughter?
- What about her?

552
00:28:33,859 --> 00:28:37,694
Well, you're gonna have to
tell her that you're dying.

553
00:28:37,696 --> 00:28:40,696
Tell my daughter, who hates me,

554
00:28:40,698 --> 00:28:41,732
that I'm gonna die?

555
00:28:41,734 --> 00:28:42,832
Yes, absolutely.

556
00:28:42,834 --> 00:28:44,002
[Jackie sighs]

557
00:28:45,470 --> 00:28:47,406
I wouldn't even
know where to find her.

558
00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:49,973
Facebook.

559
00:28:49,975 --> 00:28:52,379
What the fuck is Facebook?

560
00:29:08,794 --> 00:29:12,596
- Is this the first laptop ever invented?
- I bought it in a boot sale.

561
00:29:12,598 --> 00:29:14,531
- You bought a laptop at a car boot sale?
- I bought it in a boot sale.

562
00:29:14,533 --> 00:29:18,968
- Does it even have the Internet?
- What's the Internet? Come on.

563
00:29:18,970 --> 00:29:21,205
'Course I know what
the fucking Internet is.

564
00:29:21,207 --> 00:29:24,107
I mean, where's your sense of humor?
I'm the one who's dying.

565
00:29:24,109 --> 00:29:26,209
I'm not a
fucking caveman, you know.

566
00:29:26,211 --> 00:29:29,111
- Coming from the man who didn't know what Facebook is.
- Mm-hmm.

567
00:29:29,113 --> 00:29:31,180
Now, let me set
this profile up for you.

568
00:29:31,182 --> 00:29:32,983
- Do you want to set one up?
- Well, wh... why?

569
00:29:32,985 --> 00:29:34,721
I'm gonna be dead in a month.

570
00:29:37,188 --> 00:29:39,555
- Do you have to be so fucking blunt about it?
- I'm sorry. I really...

571
00:29:39,557 --> 00:29:40,924
You're not
gonna cry again, are you?

572
00:29:40,926 --> 00:29:42,759
Well, no. I'm just
a very emotional person.

573
00:29:42,761 --> 00:29:44,026
Okay, fine. Now, tell me,

574
00:29:44,028 --> 00:29:46,796
How... how do I find my daughter?

575
00:29:46,798 --> 00:29:47,965
What's her name?

576
00:29:47,967 --> 00:29:49,068
Lily Collins.

577
00:29:51,203 --> 00:29:53,570
Wait, so that means
that you're Jackie Collins?

578
00:29:53,572 --> 00:29:56,106
No, I'm Jack Collins.
Jack, well, you know...

579
00:29:56,108 --> 00:29:57,573
How am I only just
finding that out now?

580
00:29:57,575 --> 00:29:58,708
You've never asked me before.

581
00:29:58,710 --> 00:30:00,511
- Jack Collins.
- Jack.

582
00:30:00,513 --> 00:30:03,080
- Jack Collins.
- Jack. J-A-C-K.

583
00:30:03,082 --> 00:30:04,648
- Okay.
- Right.

584
00:30:04,650 --> 00:30:06,582
- Is this her?
- No, that's not her.

585
00:30:06,584 --> 00:30:07,783
There's quite a few left.

586
00:30:07,785 --> 00:30:09,119
No, no, I'm fine. Next.

587
00:30:09,121 --> 00:30:10,654
No, no, that's not her.

588
00:30:10,656 --> 00:30:12,459
No, whoa...

589
00:30:13,993 --> 00:30:15,028
Is it...

590
00:30:16,294 --> 00:30:17,630
That's my little girl.

591
00:30:21,699 --> 00:30:23,533
Should we send her
a message, then?

592
00:30:23,535 --> 00:30:24,967
An email perhaps,
you have email, right?

593
00:30:24,969 --> 00:30:27,070
I've got email,
yeah, I've got email.

594
00:30:27,072 --> 00:30:30,240
But tell me, a message.
But what... what...

595
00:30:30,242 --> 00:30:34,110
- I mean, what am I gonna say?
- Well, just invite her for a coffee or something.

596
00:30:34,112 --> 00:30:37,548
The last time I invited her for a cup of coffee,
she said she never wanted to see me again.

597
00:30:37,550 --> 00:30:40,250
- Yeah, because she was angry. You just apologize.
- Apologize?

598
00:30:40,252 --> 00:30:42,919
What do you mean apologize? It's
not gonna be easy just saying,

599
00:30:42,921 --> 00:30:45,789
"Oh, girl, I'm sorry." You know,
it's not gonna be that easy.

600
00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:47,957
Yeah, well, get on your hands
and knees and beg, Jackie.

601
00:30:47,959 --> 00:30:49,792
- This is your daughter we're talking about.
- Alright.

602
00:30:49,794 --> 00:30:51,261
- Alright?
- Yes. Okay.

603
00:30:51,263 --> 00:30:52,795
I've got to go to
the little girls room.

604
00:30:52,797 --> 00:30:54,097
- Okay, it's fine.
- I expect you to have

605
00:30:54,099 --> 00:30:57,033
- a full message written.
- I'm gonna do it.

606
00:30:57,035 --> 00:30:57,970
I'm going to do it.

607
00:30:59,572 --> 00:31:02,909
- Do it.
- I'm doing it. Can't you see I'm doing it?

608
00:31:03,942 --> 00:31:04,977
Fuck.

609
00:31:08,046 --> 00:31:12,084
Dearest Lily...

610
00:31:15,219 --> 00:31:16,555
[sighs]

611
00:31:18,957 --> 00:31:20,759
I've got so much to say.

612
00:31:22,828 --> 00:31:24,931
I really don't
know how to begin.

613
00:31:27,365 --> 00:31:32,269
I... I know you hate me.

614
00:31:32,271 --> 00:31:36,643
I know you hate me.

615
00:31:42,014 --> 00:31:43,647
I really don't blame you.

616
00:31:43,649 --> 00:31:45,314
I'm...

617
00:31:45,316 --> 00:31:51,890
Oh, I made
the most terrible mistake.

618
00:31:52,957 --> 00:31:56,595
And I would really, um...

619
00:31:57,795 --> 00:32:01,298
I mean I'd love to, you know,
have a... a cup of coffee

620
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:04,704
because um, I really miss you.

621
00:32:05,803 --> 00:32:09,342
Miss you, you.

622
00:32:11,142 --> 00:32:16,879
And I... I'm so sorry.

623
00:32:16,881 --> 00:32:20,119
I... made so many mistakes.

624
00:32:21,419 --> 00:32:22,822
I apologize.

625
00:32:29,027 --> 00:32:34,900
I miss you and I love you.

626
00:32:37,136 --> 00:32:39,168
I'm so sorry
I wasn't there for you.

627
00:32:39,170 --> 00:32:43,942
I'm so sorry I
wasn't there for you.

628
00:32:46,879 --> 00:32:49,182
I love you.

629
00:32:53,017 --> 00:32:54,053
Dad.

630
00:32:55,454 --> 00:33:02,695
[soft music]

631
00:34:01,253 --> 00:34:04,821
[footsteps]

632
00:34:04,823 --> 00:34:07,959
Fucking elegant, Jesus.

633
00:34:16,869 --> 00:34:18,033
[radio playing music]

634
00:34:18,035 --> 00:34:18,938
[coughs]

635
00:34:41,526 --> 00:34:46,028
[song on radio] ♪ You're
everything I need to survive ♪

636
00:34:46,030 --> 00:34:51,100
♪ I'm broken, baby,
Help me to fly ♪

637
00:34:51,102 --> 00:34:53,972
♪ I wish it was only you ♪

638
00:34:56,140 --> 00:34:58,811
♪ Let it be only you ♪

639
00:35:01,146 --> 00:35:05,051
♪ Could it be only you and I ♪

640
00:35:06,318 --> 00:35:10,854
♪ So won't you bring me
Back to the light ♪

641
00:35:10,856 --> 00:35:14,827
♪ I wish it was only you, yeah ♪

642
00:35:15,927 --> 00:35:19,364
♪ Let it be only you, oh ♪

643
00:35:21,032 --> 00:35:25,103
♪ Could it be only you and I ♪

644
00:35:26,238 --> 00:35:33,209
♪ So won't you bring me
Back to the light ♪

645
00:35:33,211 --> 00:35:36,849
[waves lapping]

646
00:35:37,548 --> 00:35:41,286
[club music]

647
00:35:43,188 --> 00:35:45,222
Thank you, darling.

648
00:35:45,224 --> 00:35:46,990
Thank you.

649
00:35:46,992 --> 00:35:48,361
Thank you very much.

650
00:35:49,394 --> 00:35:50,830
You look fabulous.

651
00:35:53,264 --> 00:35:57,066
So this is, um, this was
what was on your bucket list?

652
00:35:57,068 --> 00:36:02,638
Yeah, well, um,
I haven't seen a pair of

653
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:07,010
breasts, you know,
for about 20 years, you know.

654
00:36:07,012 --> 00:36:08,347
Mm-hmm.

655
00:36:10,883 --> 00:36:14,617
I didn't even know these places
were open in the day, to be honest.

656
00:36:14,619 --> 00:36:16,288
No, neither did.

657
00:36:18,956 --> 00:36:21,124
You know,
they do toasted sandwiches here.

658
00:36:21,126 --> 00:36:23,459
- What?
- Do you fancy a toasted sandwich?

659
00:36:23,461 --> 00:36:26,495
Uh, yeah, I mean, why not?

660
00:36:26,497 --> 00:36:27,997
Great.

661
00:36:27,999 --> 00:36:31,938
[club music]

662
00:36:33,271 --> 00:36:35,571
Fucking hell.

663
00:36:35,573 --> 00:36:37,175
I know.

664
00:36:40,177 --> 00:36:42,044
You wanna dance with her?

665
00:36:42,046 --> 00:36:46,149
No, come on,
I'm too old to dance with her.

666
00:36:46,151 --> 00:36:48,651
No, you idiot,
she dances for you.

667
00:36:48,653 --> 00:36:50,352
What?

668
00:36:50,354 --> 00:36:52,187
You do nothing.
Come on, let me treat you.

669
00:36:52,189 --> 00:36:55,457
No, no, really,
no, really. No. No. [laughs]

670
00:36:55,459 --> 00:36:57,928
I mean,
I wouldn't know what to do.

671
00:36:57,930 --> 00:36:59,162
You literally do nothing.

672
00:36:59,164 --> 00:37:00,664
Stop being a testicle?

673
00:37:00,666 --> 00:37:02,164
I'm not... [sighs]

674
00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:03,501
Now, which one do you fancy?

675
00:37:08,606 --> 00:37:10,307
How long have you
been doing this?

676
00:37:10,309 --> 00:37:11,410
Nearly a year.

677
00:37:12,477 --> 00:37:15,044
Do you... do you like it?

678
00:37:15,046 --> 00:37:17,113
- It's alright.
- Uh-huh.

679
00:37:17,115 --> 00:37:18,948
To meet some interesting people.

680
00:37:18,950 --> 00:37:21,417
Um, listen, you
really don't have to do this.

681
00:37:21,419 --> 00:37:23,553
I mean, I can tell my friend that
you did if you don't want to.

682
00:37:23,555 --> 00:37:25,021
You don't want me
to dance for you?

683
00:37:25,023 --> 00:37:27,957
Well, well, yes, I do, but,

684
00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:31,097
you see, I'm, I'm very old now.
And, um, and listen, kid,

685
00:37:32,731 --> 00:37:35,064
- I could be your grandfather.
- You're serious, aren't you?

686
00:37:35,066 --> 00:37:37,302
Yeah, I don't want
[indistinct] weird about it.

687
00:37:38,470 --> 00:37:40,273
Just sit back, okay?

688
00:37:43,575 --> 00:37:47,146
I don't want you to feel
like you have to do this. You...

689
00:37:53,485 --> 00:37:55,218
What's a handsome man
like you doing in

690
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:57,253
a strip club
at three in the afternoon?

691
00:37:57,255 --> 00:38:00,122
Well, I really didn't
have anywhere else to go.

692
00:38:00,124 --> 00:38:04,026
Oh, well, you know how
to make a girl feel special.

693
00:38:04,028 --> 00:38:07,030
- Oh, no. Sorry. No, I didn't mean that.
- I'm fucking with you.

694
00:38:07,032 --> 00:38:12,068
It's just, um, it... it's
that I haven't, you know, seen,

695
00:38:12,070 --> 00:38:16,740
I mean, really,
seen a woman for 20 years.

696
00:38:16,742 --> 00:38:21,044
And, you know, when you get an
old man like me, you know, look at

697
00:38:21,046 --> 00:38:24,247
girls and people think you're like
a, you know, a dirty old man.

698
00:38:24,249 --> 00:38:27,783
Some sort of awful pervert
or something like that.

699
00:38:27,785 --> 00:38:32,088
And, you know, mind you,
I could be something back in the '60s.

700
00:38:32,090 --> 00:38:35,057
Do you know, I-I was really...
A lot of people thought

701
00:38:35,059 --> 00:38:37,426
I was, you know,
and sort of that desirable.

702
00:38:37,428 --> 00:38:40,195
I bet you used to get
all the girls back in the day.

703
00:38:40,197 --> 00:38:44,202
Well, there was really only one.

704
00:38:45,236 --> 00:38:47,336
We were high school sweethearts.

705
00:38:47,338 --> 00:38:49,638
Aw, cute.
How long were you together?

706
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,608
- 54 years.
- Fuck off.

707
00:38:51,610 --> 00:38:53,642
Yes. [laughs] Yeah.

708
00:38:53,644 --> 00:38:56,546
Um, you haven't got a fella?

709
00:38:56,548 --> 00:38:59,349
I'm not really into boys,
if you know what I mean.

710
00:38:59,351 --> 00:39:01,718
- What do you mean boys?
- I prefer women.

711
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,454
Oh, you do? Oh, that's fine.
Oh, good on you. That's fine.

712
00:39:04,456 --> 00:39:06,158
I don't mind...
That's good. Good.

713
00:39:07,459 --> 00:39:12,765
So... what do you think?

714
00:39:14,198 --> 00:39:15,532
Amazing.

715
00:39:15,534 --> 00:39:19,301
Thank you. Give me your hand.

716
00:39:19,303 --> 00:39:21,137
No, don't, really,
really, don't, no, no.

717
00:39:21,139 --> 00:39:23,242
- Give me your hand, it's grand.
- They're cold.

718
00:39:26,544 --> 00:39:27,843
You have very soft hands.

719
00:39:27,845 --> 00:39:29,711
Thank you.

720
00:39:29,713 --> 00:39:31,016
I moisturize.

721
00:39:32,450 --> 00:39:34,149
I don't even know your name.

722
00:39:34,151 --> 00:39:35,186
Jack.

723
00:39:36,287 --> 00:39:40,823
Well, Jack, it's been
a pleasure to dance for you.

724
00:39:40,825 --> 00:39:43,626
- Thank you, it has.
- Come and see me again some time.

725
00:39:43,628 --> 00:39:48,263
Oh, yeah, definitely. Listen,
please, oh, wait a minute.

726
00:39:48,265 --> 00:39:51,667
- Oh, no, it's okay.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, really, really, look, please,

727
00:39:51,669 --> 00:39:55,204
I- I really,
I really want you to take it.

728
00:39:55,206 --> 00:39:56,738
- No, you really don't have to.
- No, no, thank you, no,

729
00:39:56,740 --> 00:39:58,841
you know, for the nice talk.

730
00:39:58,843 --> 00:40:00,642
I loved it.

731
00:40:00,644 --> 00:40:01,646
Thank you.

732
00:40:06,718 --> 00:40:08,550
- [Faith] Hey, hold on, big boy.
- Mh.

733
00:40:08,552 --> 00:40:10,419
- Hold this for me a second.
- Yeah.

734
00:40:10,421 --> 00:40:11,521
Hold this.

735
00:40:11,523 --> 00:40:12,725
Oh, right.

736
00:40:17,128 --> 00:40:18,660
Thank you. I'll have that back.

737
00:40:18,662 --> 00:40:21,597
- Oh, yeah.
- How was it?

738
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:22,735
Spectacular.

739
00:40:23,802 --> 00:40:25,602
I mean, she was cute.

740
00:40:25,604 --> 00:40:27,669
If I was straight,
I'd totally ask her to

741
00:40:27,671 --> 00:40:29,305
sit in the back
of the cinema with me.

742
00:40:29,307 --> 00:40:32,142
[laughs] What about you?

743
00:40:32,144 --> 00:40:33,475
What about me?

744
00:40:33,477 --> 00:40:38,148
- You know, you got a fella?
- No.

745
00:40:38,150 --> 00:40:42,153
I mean, there was this one boy,
but, um, didn't work out.

746
00:40:44,356 --> 00:40:45,390
Why?

747
00:40:47,726 --> 00:40:50,459
I suppose I loved him
more than he loved me.

748
00:40:50,461 --> 00:40:52,794
- It's a very complex thing, love.
- Mm.

749
00:40:52,796 --> 00:40:55,467
Sometimes I wonder why
we only have one word for it.

750
00:40:56,535 --> 00:40:58,434
Do you ever speak with him?

751
00:40:58,436 --> 00:41:01,336
- No, nothing left to say.
- Mm-hmm.

752
00:41:01,338 --> 00:41:04,742
Plus, I'm not the first person
to have my heart broken.

753
00:41:07,244 --> 00:41:10,512
- Fucking no. It's depressing enough as it is.
- [laughs]

754
00:41:10,514 --> 00:41:12,347
Come on,
what else do you wanna do?

755
00:41:12,349 --> 00:41:16,653
Well, there is... there is
something I'd like to do.

756
00:41:16,655 --> 00:41:19,789
So, listen, I'll see you tonight
at the club? Alright?

757
00:41:19,791 --> 00:41:21,459
Sure, yeah, no problem.

758
00:41:24,229 --> 00:41:27,700
[sinister music]

759
00:42:03,334 --> 00:42:05,371
[gulls squawking]

760
00:42:09,506 --> 00:42:14,343
Well, um, where to begin?

761
00:42:14,345 --> 00:42:17,446
Oh, yes, I went to a...
a strip club today.

762
00:42:17,448 --> 00:42:20,450
I met this lovely girl.

763
00:42:20,452 --> 00:42:21,486
Oh, no.

764
00:42:22,454 --> 00:42:23,722
Nothing like that.

765
00:42:24,756 --> 00:42:27,724
She showed me her breasts,
they were amazing.

766
00:42:27,726 --> 00:42:31,796
I mean just like... Well, actually,
yours were nicer, they were.

767
00:42:33,798 --> 00:42:37,535
Well, um, how've you been?

768
00:42:39,037 --> 00:42:43,305
I'm sorry I haven't
really been around too often.

769
00:42:43,307 --> 00:42:46,809
Because I didn't think
you really wanted me to

770
00:42:46,811 --> 00:42:51,816
and I still...
Still don't think you do.

771
00:42:53,952 --> 00:42:58,387
Well, um,
I have a bit of bad news.

772
00:42:58,389 --> 00:43:04,660
You see, I'm dying.

773
00:43:04,662 --> 00:43:05,930
I'm dying real quick.

774
00:43:07,499 --> 00:43:11,800
So, I'll be
seeing you real soon.

775
00:43:11,802 --> 00:43:14,704
I... I don't know
how you feel about that

776
00:43:14,706 --> 00:43:21,613
because... I'm a little
nervous my... myself.

777
00:43:24,081 --> 00:43:26,783
And anyway I...
I really wanted to come

778
00:43:26,785 --> 00:43:31,824
and tell you and, um,
ask you a favor.

779
00:43:34,492 --> 00:43:41,033
See, when I come up there,
um, please don't shout at me.

780
00:43:42,499 --> 00:43:48,805
Because, um,
I don't think I could

781
00:43:48,807 --> 00:43:53,910
stand for that all eternity

782
00:43:53,912 --> 00:43:57,683
because I know you...
You hate me.

783
00:43:58,916 --> 00:44:03,322
But I never... I never
really wanted you to know.

784
00:44:06,657 --> 00:44:08,693
I'm so sorry
I wasn't at the funeral.

785
00:44:11,496 --> 00:44:16,968
I really wanted to be, but how
could I be when you didn't want me.

786
00:44:18,135 --> 00:44:25,376
I... loved you too much to,
you know, hurt you again.

787
00:44:28,146 --> 00:44:34,352
I've never...
I've never stopped loving you.

788
00:44:37,956 --> 00:44:39,825
I really should be going.

789
00:44:48,499 --> 00:44:51,102
I am so terribly sorry.

790
00:44:53,805 --> 00:45:00,779
[sighs] Well, see you real soon.

791
00:45:04,615 --> 00:45:06,017
Yeah.

792
00:45:12,023 --> 00:45:14,823
- [Faith] I'll fucking kill you.
- [Mollie] I'd like to see you try, baby.

793
00:45:14,825 --> 00:45:17,859
- Fuck this...
- [Faith] Ever since I came

794
00:45:17,861 --> 00:45:19,762
to this club, you've been
trying to take my shit.

795
00:45:19,764 --> 00:45:23,099
- Get the fuck off me.
- I'm gonna fucking kill you.

796
00:45:23,101 --> 00:45:25,066
- You fucking piece of shit.
- What the fuck is going on here?

797
00:45:25,068 --> 00:45:26,736
- This bitch is trying
to steal my fucking style.

798
00:45:26,738 --> 00:45:27,870
It's just a coincidence.

799
00:45:27,872 --> 00:45:29,504
Beyoncé here decides

800
00:45:29,506 --> 00:45:31,673
- to lose her shit about it.
- Fuck you.

801
00:45:31,675 --> 00:45:34,709
- You're just jealous of my ass.
- Bitch, please.

802
00:45:34,711 --> 00:45:39,481
Look, would you just fuck...
Get the fuck out of here.

803
00:45:39,483 --> 00:45:41,149
Just go.

804
00:45:41,151 --> 00:45:43,852
Jesus, what are you doing?

805
00:45:43,854 --> 00:45:47,189
- That little shit is just wearing my makeup.
- He's just a kid.

806
00:45:47,191 --> 00:45:50,526
He's 21. He knows
not to be a little cunt.

807
00:45:50,528 --> 00:45:53,995
- Oh, you, you are just jealous.
- What are you talking about?

808
00:45:53,997 --> 00:45:56,566
Well, actually what I'm
talking about, you're nearly 50.

809
00:45:56,568 --> 00:45:58,733
No matter how much
you pull yourself in.

810
00:45:58,735 --> 00:46:01,604
No matter how many dresses you
wear, you're still gonna look

811
00:46:01,606 --> 00:46:04,573
older than him and he's still
gonna look younger than you.

812
00:46:04,575 --> 00:46:07,609
I'm like a fine wine, darling.
I get better with age.

813
00:46:07,611 --> 00:46:09,077
Yes, of course,
and some of the greatest wines

814
00:46:09,079 --> 00:46:11,113
- I ever drunk were old.
- Exactly.

815
00:46:11,115 --> 00:46:14,186
But then I thought to myself,
"They're not fucking worth it."

816
00:46:22,593 --> 00:46:25,093
- Are you alright?
- Who the fuck does she think she is?

817
00:46:25,095 --> 00:46:27,095
- I mean, what is going on?
- What do you mean?

818
00:46:27,097 --> 00:46:30,066
What do I mean?
You had Mollie on the floor.

819
00:46:30,068 --> 00:46:32,068
You were beating
the living shit out of her.

820
00:46:32,070 --> 00:46:33,236
What do you want to say, Jackie?

821
00:46:33,238 --> 00:46:34,836
I want you to tell me the truth.

822
00:46:34,838 --> 00:46:36,137
- Do you want the truth?
- Yes, I do.

823
00:46:36,139 --> 00:46:37,707
The fuck all, alright?

824
00:46:37,709 --> 00:46:39,774
The fuck, I'm singing
for £40 a night,

825
00:46:39,776 --> 00:46:41,142
I'm sleeping
on your fucking sofa.

826
00:46:41,144 --> 00:46:43,111
My dad hates me.

827
00:46:43,113 --> 00:46:45,548
I broke my favorite
pair of fucking heels today.

828
00:46:45,550 --> 00:46:47,283
I don't have much,
but I've got style.

829
00:46:47,285 --> 00:46:50,119
So when someone tries to take
it from me, it pisses me off.

830
00:46:50,121 --> 00:46:51,754
You've always got me, Faith.

831
00:46:51,756 --> 00:46:53,025
Yeah, not for much longer.

832
00:46:55,226 --> 00:46:56,591
Okay, I'm sorry,
I didn't mean that.

833
00:46:56,593 --> 00:46:59,061
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.

834
00:46:59,063 --> 00:47:01,129
Oh, yes you did.

835
00:47:01,131 --> 00:47:02,166
Jackie.

836
00:47:06,604 --> 00:47:07,903
Fuck.

837
00:47:07,905 --> 00:47:10,741
[somber music]

838
00:47:21,285 --> 00:47:26,657
♪ Come my, little monkey
Quiet now, my pet ♪

839
00:47:27,791 --> 00:47:33,097
♪ Don't be such as sore puss
Don't be so upset ♪

840
00:47:34,097 --> 00:47:39,137
♪ All above the rainbow
I've got color you can borrow ♪

841
00:47:40,238 --> 00:47:46,278
♪ Don't be such a shady
I won't let you fail ♪

842
00:47:50,247 --> 00:47:55,753
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪

843
00:47:56,954 --> 00:48:02,159
♪ Let's pull away the curtains ♪

844
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:08,599
♪ And open up your window ♪

845
00:48:10,267 --> 00:48:14,072
♪ I can be your light ♪

846
00:48:20,043 --> 00:48:25,816
♪ Let's climb up your mountain
I've got dynamite ♪

847
00:48:26,918 --> 00:48:32,954
♪ Let's blow up your burden
It's blocking up your sight ♪

848
00:48:32,956 --> 00:48:36,959
♪ Step out of that photo ♪

849
00:48:36,961 --> 00:48:40,396
♪ Let me be your shoulder ♪

850
00:48:40,398 --> 00:48:43,899
♪ Lower down your thunderbolt ♪

851
00:48:43,901 --> 00:48:46,772
♪ Don't be so upset ♪

852
00:48:50,675 --> 00:48:55,847
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪

853
00:48:57,148 --> 00:49:02,187
♪ Let's pull away the curtain ♪

854
00:49:03,988 --> 00:49:09,127
♪ Open up your window ♪

855
00:49:10,394 --> 00:49:14,332
♪ I can be your light ♪

856
00:49:16,834 --> 00:49:21,607
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪

857
00:49:23,006 --> 00:49:28,380
♪ Let's pull away the curtain ♪

858
00:49:29,914 --> 00:49:34,886
♪ Open up your window ♪

859
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:40,626
♪ I can be your light ♪

860
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:48,133
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪

861
00:49:49,733 --> 00:49:54,972
♪ Let's pull away the curtain ♪

862
00:49:56,374 --> 00:50:02,010
♪ Open up your window ♪

863
00:50:02,012 --> 00:50:06,651
♪ I can be your love ♪

864
00:50:09,253 --> 00:50:13,959
♪ Allow me into your bedroom ♪

865
00:50:15,459 --> 00:50:20,731
♪ Let's pull away the curtain ♪

866
00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:27,238
♪ Open up your window ♪

867
00:50:29,173 --> 00:50:32,807
♪ I can be your love ♪

868
00:50:32,809 --> 00:50:33,911
[coughs]

869
00:50:35,780 --> 00:50:39,851
♪ I can be your love ♪

870
00:50:42,352 --> 00:50:46,358
♪ I can be your love ♪

871
00:50:49,293 --> 00:50:54,900
♪ I can be I can be your love ♪

872
00:50:56,032 --> 00:50:57,365
♪ I can be your love ♪

873
00:50:57,367 --> 00:50:59,438
♪ I can be your love... ♪

874
00:51:12,983 --> 00:51:14,017
Hi.

875
00:51:17,889 --> 00:51:18,923
Hi.

876
00:51:20,157 --> 00:51:21,192
What are you doing?

877
00:51:22,793 --> 00:51:24,462
I'm having
a cheeky fag before work.

878
00:51:26,264 --> 00:51:28,133
why didn't you
come home last night?

879
00:51:29,901 --> 00:51:32,434
Uh, I didn't
think you wanted me to.

880
00:51:32,436 --> 00:51:36,041
[sighs] What are
you talking about?

881
00:51:36,974 --> 00:51:40,008
You know, after what I said.

882
00:51:40,010 --> 00:51:42,514
Oh, don't be ridiculous.

883
00:51:43,914 --> 00:51:48,050
Listen, I'm not your dad,
you know that.

884
00:51:48,052 --> 00:51:50,454
Look, you've always
got a home with me, really.

885
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,395
Thank you, Jackie.

886
00:51:58,829 --> 00:52:02,530
You better have a shower, do you
know I can smell you right from here?

887
00:52:02,532 --> 00:52:04,401
[giggles]

888
00:52:16,613 --> 00:52:19,150
So, do you have anything else
on your bucket list?

889
00:52:20,050 --> 00:52:23,255
Yes, yes, there is something.

890
00:52:37,034 --> 00:52:38,434
So, this is the place?

891
00:52:38,436 --> 00:52:39,905
Yeah, looks like it.

892
00:52:42,106 --> 00:52:44,039
Do you want us to
go in together?

893
00:52:44,041 --> 00:52:45,341
Well, of course
we're gonna go in together.

894
00:52:45,343 --> 00:52:48,276
Okay, well, do I look good?

895
00:52:48,278 --> 00:52:50,178
Yes, you look good. What?

896
00:52:50,180 --> 00:52:53,649
What the fuck, it's just a
drug dealer for, Christ's sake.

897
00:52:53,651 --> 00:52:56,021
- And?
- You look lovely.

898
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,355
Come on.

899
00:53:11,535 --> 00:53:12,667
Come on, Faith.

900
00:53:12,669 --> 00:53:14,370
Give me a [inaudible]

901
00:53:14,372 --> 00:53:16,308
[hooting]

902
00:53:18,008 --> 00:53:19,908
[hooting]

903
00:53:19,910 --> 00:53:22,981
[music playing]

904
00:53:32,923 --> 00:53:34,689
You're, uh, Daryl?

905
00:53:34,691 --> 00:53:36,457
Yeah.

906
00:53:36,459 --> 00:53:38,026
This is Bianca.

907
00:53:38,028 --> 00:53:39,961
Very pleased to
meet you, Bianca.

908
00:53:39,963 --> 00:53:41,131
She's sleeping.

909
00:53:43,633 --> 00:53:45,466
What is it you want?

910
00:53:45,468 --> 00:53:48,504
Um, Alex gave me your address
and he said that he would

911
00:53:48,506 --> 00:53:51,606
text you, or call you and say
that we were gonna pop by.

912
00:53:51,608 --> 00:53:52,707
I didn't get a text.

913
00:53:52,709 --> 00:53:53,610
You didn't get a text?

914
00:53:55,512 --> 00:53:58,180
- This is not gonna be very good.
- I told you.

915
00:53:58,182 --> 00:53:59,517
It's fucking one in the morning.

916
00:54:01,485 --> 00:54:02,653
You're a guy, right?

917
00:54:05,189 --> 00:54:08,057
It depends what
your definition of a guy is.

918
00:54:08,059 --> 00:54:09,127
Well, you got a cock.

919
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,727
Yes, I do, yeah.

920
00:54:11,729 --> 00:54:13,064
So, you're a guy then?

921
00:54:14,164 --> 00:54:15,731
I mean, it's a little
more complicated than that,

922
00:54:15,733 --> 00:54:20,135
but it's late,
so I'd agree to disagree.

923
00:54:20,137 --> 00:54:21,640
Disagree that you've got a cock?

924
00:54:23,139 --> 00:54:25,073
Disagree that
that's what makes me a man.

925
00:54:25,075 --> 00:54:28,477
Well, I don't get it, guys got
cocks, women have got pussies.

926
00:54:28,479 --> 00:54:31,379
Simple as that, ain't it, mate?
What about you?

927
00:54:31,381 --> 00:54:33,215
- I think we ought to be going.
- I think so too.

928
00:54:33,217 --> 00:54:34,749
No, no, no. stay there.

929
00:54:34,751 --> 00:54:37,586
- You got money, right?
- Yes, I have, yeah.

930
00:54:37,588 --> 00:54:38,620
Let's do a bit of business.

931
00:54:38,622 --> 00:54:40,055
What is it you want?

932
00:54:40,057 --> 00:54:42,992
Um, what have you got?

933
00:54:42,994 --> 00:54:44,093
She's in a candy shop.

934
00:54:44,095 --> 00:54:45,430
I'm not your sugar daddy.

935
00:54:47,064 --> 00:54:48,030
Doesn't make any sense.

936
00:54:48,032 --> 00:54:49,100
The fuck did you say?

937
00:54:50,568 --> 00:54:51,499
Uh, nothing.

938
00:54:51,501 --> 00:54:53,301
You have coke?

939
00:54:53,303 --> 00:54:54,702
Of course I've got coke.

940
00:54:54,704 --> 00:54:55,704
Yes.

941
00:54:55,706 --> 00:54:57,008
How much do you want?

942
00:54:58,409 --> 00:55:01,410
Um, how much
do people usually take?

943
00:55:01,412 --> 00:55:02,410
Of cocaine?

944
00:55:02,412 --> 00:55:03,481
Yes, of cocaine.

945
00:55:04,481 --> 00:55:05,617
Is it just for tonight?

946
00:55:07,117 --> 00:55:09,651
It was just for
a one-off thing. [coughs]

947
00:55:09,653 --> 00:55:13,321
- Okay, well, a gram should do you.
- Ok, yeah, fine. Gram.

948
00:55:13,323 --> 00:55:15,390
- Alright.
- [cough]

949
00:55:15,392 --> 00:55:17,026
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. No, sure, I'm fine.

950
00:55:17,028 --> 00:55:18,727
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

951
00:55:18,729 --> 00:55:20,332
That will be 90.

952
00:55:22,499 --> 00:55:23,432
Pounds?

953
00:55:23,434 --> 00:55:25,370
Yes, pounds.

954
00:55:26,637 --> 00:55:28,570
Lot of difference from the '60s.

955
00:55:28,572 --> 00:55:30,606
Got off a bit since then. Yeah.

956
00:55:30,608 --> 00:55:31,977
Okay, 90.

957
00:55:46,090 --> 00:55:47,258
I'm a little bit short.

958
00:55:48,258 --> 00:55:49,758
You've got a fiver?

959
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,126
You're not serious, are you?

960
00:55:52,128 --> 00:55:53,128
Oy!

961
00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:55,329
- 20, 30...
- Oy!

962
00:55:55,331 --> 00:55:58,200
- Excuse me, I'm counting.
- It's not a fairground. I don't take coppers.

963
00:55:58,202 --> 00:56:01,102
We didn't know it was
gonna be, you know, this much.

964
00:56:01,104 --> 00:56:03,738
Just fuck off out of my flat.
Just get out.

965
00:56:03,740 --> 00:56:07,075
Look. Can I give you 85
for half a gram?

966
00:56:07,077 --> 00:56:08,146
Is that alright?

967
00:56:10,381 --> 00:56:12,613
Yes, just give us that money.
Come on. Come on.

968
00:56:12,615 --> 00:56:14,582
- Give us it.
- Thank you very much.

969
00:56:14,584 --> 00:56:16,517
There you go now, bugger off.

970
00:56:16,519 --> 00:56:18,320
Thank you very much. Sorry.

971
00:56:18,322 --> 00:56:21,689
And you, twinkle tits, piss off.

972
00:56:21,691 --> 00:56:23,193
That's a lovely jacket, really.

973
00:56:24,095 --> 00:56:28,196
[background music]

974
00:56:28,198 --> 00:56:30,802
Kim, fruit case, uh, see that?

975
00:56:32,336 --> 00:56:36,805
Confusing. Fuck it.

976
00:56:36,807 --> 00:56:39,841
[music playing]
♪ So long, so long, so long ♪

977
00:56:39,843 --> 00:56:44,646
♪ Sending out a message to
The corners of the universe ♪

978
00:56:44,648 --> 00:56:47,419
♪ A mayday for Mother Earth ♪

979
00:56:48,452 --> 00:56:53,558
♪ The situation's
So much worse than I thought ♪

980
00:56:55,126 --> 00:56:59,894
♪ Can you hear the voices
In the middle of the Milky Way ♪

981
00:56:59,896 --> 00:57:03,499
♪ From 10 billion miles away ♪

982
00:57:03,501 --> 00:57:07,401
♪ This is not where I belong ♪

983
00:57:07,403 --> 00:57:10,842
♪ Take me home, take me home ♪

984
00:57:40,838 --> 00:57:45,874
♪ Sending out a message to
The corners of the universe ♪

985
00:57:45,876 --> 00:57:49,811
♪ A mayday for Mother Earth ♪

986
00:57:49,813 --> 00:57:55,153
♪ The situation's
So much worse than I thought ♪

987
00:57:56,352 --> 00:58:01,289
♪ Can you hear the voices
in the middle of the Milky Way ♪

988
00:58:01,291 --> 00:58:04,892
♪ From 10 billion miles away ♪

989
00:58:04,894 --> 00:58:08,166
♪ This is not where I belong ♪

990
00:58:09,233 --> 00:58:12,303
♪ Take me home, take me home ♪

991
00:59:09,892 --> 00:59:11,329
Bloody thing.

992
00:59:29,546 --> 00:59:31,349
[coughs]

993
00:59:38,289 --> 00:59:39,887
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

994
00:59:39,889 --> 00:59:45,327
- [coughs]
- It's okay, it's okay.

995
00:59:45,329 --> 00:59:48,430
- [coughs]
- It's okay, it's okay.

996
00:59:48,432 --> 00:59:49,400
It's okay.

997
00:59:53,704 --> 00:59:55,872
- [coughs and gasps]
- It's okay.

998
01:00:02,613 --> 01:00:03,915
It's okay.

999
01:00:05,615 --> 01:00:07,784
- [Faith] I have a question.
- [Jack] Yeah.

1000
01:00:09,887 --> 01:00:12,620
When did you first
start wearing women's clothes?

1001
01:00:12,622 --> 01:00:13,858
When did I start?

1002
01:00:15,358 --> 01:00:16,992
Well, when did I start?

1003
01:00:16,994 --> 01:00:19,030
I'm stupid for doing it.

1004
01:00:20,564 --> 01:00:24,636
Must be... must be
near on 50 years now.

1005
01:00:26,570 --> 01:00:28,035
Why?

1006
01:00:28,037 --> 01:00:34,108
Why? Why?

1007
01:00:34,110 --> 01:00:38,582
Makes me feel
a different person.

1008
01:00:40,918 --> 01:00:43,084
- Different?
- Mm-hmm.

1009
01:00:43,086 --> 01:00:45,553
And so you just
kept it a secret.

1010
01:00:45,555 --> 01:00:48,959
I just preferred
not to tell anybody.

1011
01:00:49,927 --> 01:00:53,861
- So then why did you tell your wife?
- I didn't.

1012
01:00:53,863 --> 01:00:56,765
She came home early one day

1013
01:00:56,767 --> 01:01:01,068
and she saw me
dancing to Tom Jones.

1014
01:01:01,070 --> 01:01:02,838
So?

1015
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,840
Wearing her wedding dress.

1016
01:01:04,842 --> 01:01:06,874
- [laughs]
- No, it's not funny.

1017
01:01:06,876 --> 01:01:09,111
- Fuck.
- Yeah, fuck.

1018
01:01:09,113 --> 01:01:12,113
I must say that you do make
a very attractive woman, Jackie.

1019
01:01:12,115 --> 01:01:16,521
Oh, for Christ's sake, don't...
Fuck off, Jesus Christ.

1020
01:01:18,488 --> 01:01:21,490
I'm gonna get out of the fucking
bath, I got enough wrinkles.

1021
01:01:21,492 --> 01:01:22,724
Yes, you do.

1022
01:01:22,726 --> 01:01:25,729
[sinister music]

1023
01:01:52,689 --> 01:01:55,626
[tattoo machine buzzing]

1024
01:02:35,932 --> 01:02:38,133
You have really pretty nails.

1025
01:02:38,135 --> 01:02:39,834
Do I?

1026
01:02:39,836 --> 01:02:43,204
Oh, thank you,
thank you very much.

1027
01:02:43,206 --> 01:02:47,876
My mom said I'm not allowed
to pick nails until I'm older.

1028
01:02:47,878 --> 01:02:53,782
But you know something? I think... I think
your mommy is a very, very wise lady.

1029
01:02:53,784 --> 01:02:55,483
- She is.
- Yes.

1030
01:02:55,485 --> 01:02:57,251
It's okay, though,
it's my birthday soon.

1031
01:02:57,253 --> 01:02:58,720
Is it your birthday?

1032
01:02:58,722 --> 01:03:00,555
Yes, and I'm turning six.

1033
01:03:00,557 --> 01:03:03,024
Wow, six.

1034
01:03:03,026 --> 01:03:04,162
How old are you?

1035
01:03:05,729 --> 01:03:07,595
How old do you think I am?

1036
01:03:07,597 --> 01:03:09,099
Old, like 20.

1037
01:03:10,267 --> 01:03:12,566
- That's near enough.
- Rosie.

1038
01:03:12,568 --> 01:03:16,238
Rosie, what have I told you
about running away like that?

1039
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:18,840
- No, it's really...
- Sorry, mommy.

1040
01:03:18,842 --> 01:03:21,843
It's really alright, she's a...
She's a lovely little girl.

1041
01:03:21,845 --> 01:03:26,046
- Thank you. Has she been bothering you?
- No, no, no, she's been lovely.

1042
01:03:26,048 --> 01:03:27,716
- Say goodbye, Rosie.
- Bye.

1043
01:03:27,718 --> 01:03:29,651
Bye, bye, Rosie,
very nice meeting you.

1044
01:03:29,653 --> 01:03:31,789
- Bye.
- Bye, bye.

1045
01:03:35,526 --> 01:03:40,262
[laughs] What...
what is all this?

1046
01:03:40,264 --> 01:03:43,999
- Surprise.
- Did you cook this?

1047
01:03:44,001 --> 01:03:48,202
Yes, uh, well, [indistinct] when
I cooked this from a distance.

1048
01:03:48,204 --> 01:03:51,138
It was in this recipe book.
Please take a seat.

1049
01:03:51,140 --> 01:03:56,577
Oh. Thank you.

1050
01:03:56,579 --> 01:03:58,079
You haven't tried it yet,
it could be shit.

1051
01:03:58,081 --> 01:04:03,488
No, I'm saying
thank you... for everything.

1052
01:04:05,255 --> 01:04:11,262
You know, if, um, if I had a son,
I'd want him to be exactly like you.

1053
01:04:14,898 --> 01:04:18,099
You know, that's, um,
a really lovely thing to say.

1054
01:04:18,101 --> 01:04:22,604
You're like the cross-dressing
granddad I always wanted.

1055
01:04:22,606 --> 01:04:24,705
- Really?
- Mmh.

1056
01:04:24,707 --> 01:04:27,008
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1057
01:04:27,010 --> 01:04:31,278
- Oh, and eye contact, otherwise it's seven years of bad sex.
- Seven years?

1058
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,247
I don't think
I have to worry about that.

1059
01:04:33,249 --> 01:04:34,985
Fuck you, I was
talking about me.

1060
01:04:38,287 --> 01:04:39,620
Alright, then, go on, try it.

1061
01:04:39,622 --> 01:04:40,657
Mm.

1062
01:04:49,832 --> 01:04:52,334
Mm. Would you try
and get a takeaway?

1063
01:04:52,336 --> 01:04:54,234
- Mm.
- Yeah?

1064
01:04:54,236 --> 01:04:56,271
Oh, yeah. Finish up.

1065
01:04:56,273 --> 01:05:00,008
Do you know why
God created orgasms?

1066
01:05:00,010 --> 01:05:04,180
So that women could moan
even when they're having fun.

1067
01:05:05,182 --> 01:05:07,816
There was this old lady
and she went in to the dentist,

1068
01:05:07,818 --> 01:05:10,718
waited her turn, she went
inside, took her knickers off,

1069
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:13,120
sat in the chair,
lifted her legs up high.

1070
01:05:13,122 --> 01:05:18,292
And the dentist said, "Excuse me,
madam, I'm not a gynecologist."

1071
01:05:18,294 --> 01:05:20,829
And the old lady said,
"I know, I just

1072
01:05:20,831 --> 01:05:22,863
want you to remove
my husband's teeth."

1073
01:05:22,865 --> 01:05:24,064
[laughter]

1074
01:05:24,066 --> 01:05:26,700
Is that too much, is it? Oh.

1075
01:05:26,702 --> 01:05:29,771
Well, there's this
young man, and he took a big

1076
01:05:29,773 --> 01:05:31,972
bouquet of flowers
back to his girlfriend.

1077
01:05:31,974 --> 01:05:36,811
The girlfriend said, "Uh,
I suppose I've got to open my legs now."

1078
01:05:36,813 --> 01:05:39,213
He said,
"Why, don't we have a vase?"

1079
01:05:39,215 --> 01:05:41,249
[laughter]

1080
01:05:41,251 --> 01:05:43,318
'Cause the airplane was
crashing, the girl got up

1081
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:47,021
and screamed, she said,
"Oh, I'm gonna die."

1082
01:05:47,023 --> 01:05:48,823
So she stripped
herself naked, she said,

1083
01:05:48,825 --> 01:05:52,760
"If I'm gonna die,
I want to feel like a woman.

1084
01:05:52,762 --> 01:05:56,865
Is there any man here who can
make me feel like a woman?"

1085
01:05:56,867 --> 01:06:00,638
So a man stood up, ripped off his shirt,
threw it at her and said, "Here, wash that."

1086
01:06:01,704 --> 01:06:08,910
I said to my father, I said, "Oh,
I'm so tired of running around in circles."

1087
01:06:08,912 --> 01:06:11,182
So he nailed
my other foot to the floor.

1088
01:06:12,182 --> 01:06:15,019
I used to be
a very good father, oh, yes.

1089
01:06:15,985 --> 01:06:17,885
[tense music]

1090
01:06:17,887 --> 01:06:22,990
And I... I sang
to my little girl every night.

1091
01:06:22,992 --> 01:06:25,760
I told her little stories.

1092
01:06:25,762 --> 01:06:29,763
Christmas time,
I'd dress up as Father Christmas

1093
01:06:29,765 --> 01:06:33,468
and then she'd leave little
mince pies by the fireplace

1094
01:06:33,470 --> 01:06:36,707
for when Father Christmas
came down to eat.

1095
01:06:37,874 --> 01:06:39,176
Fuck, they were stale.

1096
01:06:40,309 --> 01:06:41,845
And then I used to dream.

1097
01:06:42,878 --> 01:06:46,349
I used to dream
wonderful dreams for her.

1098
01:06:47,851 --> 01:06:50,084
And that's the way
it should have been.

1099
01:06:50,086 --> 01:06:52,322
Oh, but dear, I did fuck up.

1100
01:06:53,490 --> 01:06:58,963
And so I haven't seen my little
girl for, ooh... 10 years.

1101
01:07:00,063 --> 01:07:03,898
So one day, you know,
I'm going to solve my problem,

1102
01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:08,838
but tonight
it's got to be through whisky.

1103
01:07:09,872 --> 01:07:12,709
[audience applauds and cheers]

1104
01:07:26,490 --> 01:07:28,388
You were very funny tonight.

1105
01:07:28,390 --> 01:07:31,227
[laughs] Thank you.

1106
01:07:35,030 --> 01:07:40,468
Wow, uh, you look...
You look really... great.

1107
01:07:40,470 --> 01:07:42,169
Thank you.

1108
01:07:42,171 --> 01:07:43,206
So do you.

1109
01:07:45,008 --> 01:07:46,477
Well, I'm a bit old, you know.

1110
01:07:47,977 --> 01:07:49,778
I think it suits you.

1111
01:07:49,780 --> 01:07:50,814
Thank you. [chuckles]

1112
01:07:52,015 --> 01:07:54,485
How many more times do you think
we're gonna say thank you?

1113
01:07:55,785 --> 01:08:01,455
I, um, I thought you never
wanted to speak to me again.

1114
01:08:01,457 --> 01:08:02,726
No, I didn't.

1115
01:08:04,093 --> 01:08:05,896
What changed your mind?

1116
01:08:07,229 --> 01:08:08,733
I found a little Faith.

1117
01:08:09,832 --> 01:08:12,834
What did he say?

1118
01:08:12,836 --> 01:08:15,836
Well, he... he told me everything
that you've done for him,

1119
01:08:15,838 --> 01:08:17,307
which is pretty amazing.

1120
01:08:18,808 --> 01:08:22,075
And, um... And he told me that you
were ill. I hope it's nothing serious.

1121
01:08:22,077 --> 01:08:25,946
No, no, no,
just a bit of a cough.

1122
01:08:25,948 --> 01:08:28,248
- Nothing serious at all.
- So you've been to a doctor?

1123
01:08:28,250 --> 01:08:32,052
Oh, yes, I've been to the...
yeah, but I don't like making a fuss.

1124
01:08:32,054 --> 01:08:33,356
You love to make a fuss.

1125
01:08:35,090 --> 01:08:36,227
Only around you.

1126
01:08:44,567 --> 01:08:45,566
Got a question.

1127
01:08:45,568 --> 01:08:46,803
Mm-hmm.

1128
01:08:48,071 --> 01:08:50,538
- Where do you buy all your clothes?
- Where I buy my clothes?

1129
01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:56,043
Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
you're quite a big guy. I mean tall. Tall.

1130
01:08:56,045 --> 01:08:59,279
- Yes, 5'10.
- You know what I mean.

1131
01:08:59,281 --> 01:09:04,354
Yeah, but, you know, they do... they have
shops for fat women as well, you know.

1132
01:09:07,857 --> 01:09:09,224
So what about you?

1133
01:09:09,226 --> 01:09:11,228
I mean, what's, um, what's new?

1134
01:09:12,929 --> 01:09:15,032
Uh, well, I'm an architect.

1135
01:09:16,031 --> 01:09:19,300
You're an arch... Really?

1136
01:09:19,302 --> 01:09:20,336
Wow.

1137
01:09:21,437 --> 01:09:23,971
Yeah, I'm living up in London.

1138
01:09:23,973 --> 01:09:26,240
I won't hold that against you.

1139
01:09:26,242 --> 01:09:31,044
- Got a dog and...
- Oh, wait, what is this? What...

1140
01:09:31,046 --> 01:09:32,212
Oh, yeah,
and I'm getting married.

1141
01:09:32,214 --> 01:09:34,148
You're getting married?

1142
01:09:34,150 --> 01:09:37,185
Oh, god! Congratulations.

1143
01:09:37,187 --> 01:09:38,953
Thank you.

1144
01:09:38,955 --> 01:09:41,955
Um, has he got a name?

1145
01:09:41,957 --> 01:09:45,929
- Mark.
- Mark, beautiful name.

1146
01:09:46,929 --> 01:09:49,133
Have you... have you set a date?

1147
01:09:50,032 --> 01:09:51,434
Yeah, it's in a month.

1148
01:09:52,335 --> 01:09:53,370
In a month.

1149
01:09:54,470 --> 01:09:55,505
What about you, dad?

1150
01:09:56,505 --> 01:09:58,105
Anyone special in your life?

1151
01:09:58,107 --> 01:10:00,341
- What do you mean? Like a lady?
- Yeah.

1152
01:10:00,343 --> 01:10:04,412
- No, no.
- Why?

1153
01:10:04,414 --> 01:10:05,916
Well, I mean.

1154
01:10:07,517 --> 01:10:09,484
I am a little old now, you know.

1155
01:10:09,486 --> 01:10:15,326
- A little old to fall in love.
- [laughs]

1156
01:10:17,693 --> 01:10:23,463
- I am really sorry about everything.
- I know. I know you are.

1157
01:10:23,465 --> 01:10:27,001
I always have known that you've been sorry,
but that doesn't make it any easier, does it?

1158
01:10:27,003 --> 01:10:29,503
- I really loved your mother.
- Yes, and she loved you too.

1159
01:10:29,505 --> 01:10:32,039
I genuinely believe
she died of a broken heart.

1160
01:10:32,041 --> 01:10:35,510
- Look, I am so sorry, really.
- Do you know what?

1161
01:10:35,512 --> 01:10:37,881
I hated you for
the way you made her feel.

1162
01:10:39,182 --> 01:10:42,052
I hated you for all the shit
you put me through at school.

1163
01:10:42,986 --> 01:10:45,453
Do you know I hated you the most
because you just gave up on us.

1164
01:10:45,455 --> 01:10:47,087
Do you think that's what I did?

1165
01:10:47,089 --> 01:10:48,191
Mom died.

1166
01:10:50,226 --> 01:10:51,961
All I wanted was a hug.

1167
01:10:53,763 --> 01:10:56,901
I didn't give a fuck that you were wearing a
dress, you're my dad and you weren't there.

1168
01:10:58,168 --> 01:11:03,437
I mean, your mother... Your mother was
so... I don't know, she was embarrassed,

1169
01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:05,373
she was humiliated,
she hated it.

1170
01:11:05,375 --> 01:11:07,108
She didn't want me there.

1171
01:11:07,110 --> 01:11:08,379
I wanted you there.

1172
01:11:09,345 --> 01:11:11,115
I wanted you there.

1173
01:11:13,582 --> 01:11:16,650
There's not one day that passes
when I don't wish that

1174
01:11:16,652 --> 01:11:21,154
I could turn back time,
that I could wear that suit, but I can't.

1175
01:11:21,156 --> 01:11:25,258
I just, I...
I can't turn back the time.

1176
01:11:25,260 --> 01:11:29,163
All I can try and do is...
is make up for it now with you.

1177
01:11:29,165 --> 01:11:32,436
- I can... But it's just that I...
- It's just that what?

1178
01:11:33,635 --> 01:11:35,039
Lily, it's just that I'm-

1179
01:11:36,673 --> 01:11:39,376
I'm not sure how to do that
anymore, you see, I...

1180
01:11:40,509 --> 01:11:44,681
I don't think I... I don't think
I can remember how to be a dad.

1181
01:11:46,182 --> 01:11:50,618
But that's so easy.
You just have to love me.

1182
01:11:50,620 --> 01:11:52,285
Of course, I love you.

1183
01:11:52,287 --> 01:11:55,058
I've always loved you,
you're my little girl.

1184
01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:01,464
[Jack sobs]

1185
01:12:09,272 --> 01:12:16,310
Okay, okay, but this is it, alright?
No second chances.

1186
01:12:16,312 --> 01:12:20,384
You fucked up once and you cannot fuck up
again, dad, because I need you in my life.

1187
01:12:22,085 --> 01:12:23,316
I am here now for you.

1188
01:12:23,318 --> 01:12:25,421
I am-I promise you I'm here.

1189
01:12:28,223 --> 01:12:32,659
Dad I-I want you
to walk me down the aisle.

1190
01:12:32,661 --> 01:12:34,999
[Jack sobs]

1191
01:12:37,733 --> 01:12:39,169
In a month, hmm?

1192
01:12:40,135 --> 01:12:42,803
Yeah, I will. I will.

1193
01:12:42,805 --> 01:12:45,138
But you have to
promise me one thing.

1194
01:12:45,140 --> 01:12:46,774
Hmm?

1195
01:12:46,776 --> 01:12:49,146
You cannot wear
a better dress than me.

1196
01:12:52,182 --> 01:12:53,217
Thank you.

1197
01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:55,252
Thank you.

1198
01:12:56,352 --> 01:12:58,488
And I've told Mark about...

1199
01:13:00,356 --> 01:13:02,722
He's just
so excited to meet you.

1200
01:13:02,724 --> 01:13:03,760
Thanks.

1201
01:13:09,732 --> 01:13:11,632
Look, I better go.
It's getting late.

1202
01:13:11,634 --> 01:13:14,168
- Do you need a lift anywhere?
- No, I drove.

1203
01:13:14,170 --> 01:13:15,669
- You haven't had too much to drink?
- I had one.

1204
01:13:15,671 --> 01:13:18,105
Oh, you had one. That is okay.
[laughs]

1205
01:13:18,107 --> 01:13:19,207
What are you doing Friday night?

1206
01:13:19,209 --> 01:13:21,309
Friday night...

1207
01:13:21,311 --> 01:13:23,743
Oh, one show,
only at ten o'clock, though.

1208
01:13:23,745 --> 01:13:25,579
So, do you wanna
meet sometime before?

1209
01:13:25,581 --> 01:13:27,681
Oh, I would love really love to.

1210
01:13:27,683 --> 01:13:29,550
Great, I'll, um,
leave a message for you

1211
01:13:29,552 --> 01:13:31,685
if I'm able to
come to your place.

1212
01:13:31,687 --> 01:13:33,587
I won't be here right up to

1213
01:13:33,589 --> 01:13:34,788
[voices are muted]

1214
01:13:34,790 --> 01:13:39,662
[soft music]

1215
01:14:03,253 --> 01:14:05,185
[laughter]

1216
01:14:05,187 --> 01:14:07,320
So, one day this beautiful woman

1217
01:14:07,322 --> 01:14:09,192
walks into a doctor's surgery.

1218
01:14:09,893 --> 01:14:14,328
In fact, she's so attractive that
the doctor loses all professionalism.

1219
01:14:14,330 --> 01:14:15,762
He says to her,

1220
01:14:15,764 --> 01:14:17,297
"Take down your trousers"

1221
01:14:17,299 --> 01:14:19,202
and begins to touch her thighs.

1222
01:14:19,936 --> 01:14:22,470
He says, "Do you know
what I'm doing now?"

1223
01:14:22,472 --> 01:14:24,741
She says, "Yes,
checking for abnormalities."

1224
01:14:25,942 --> 01:14:28,575
Then he asks her
to take off her bra,

1225
01:14:28,577 --> 01:14:31,479
- starts massaging her breasts.
- [audience hooting]

1226
01:14:31,481 --> 01:14:33,648
He says, "Do you know
what I'm doing now?"

1227
01:14:33,650 --> 01:14:35,786
She said,
"Yes, checking for cancer."

1228
01:14:37,286 --> 01:14:40,721
Then he got her to take her panties
off and laid her on the table

1229
01:14:40,723 --> 01:14:46,194
and starts having sex with her and
says, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

1230
01:14:46,196 --> 01:14:49,596
And she says, "Yes, getting
herpes, that's why I'm here."

1231
01:14:49,598 --> 01:14:51,567
[laughter]

1232
01:14:52,902 --> 01:14:54,872
A good friend of mine
told me that joke.

1233
01:14:56,339 --> 01:15:00,677
He was a great man before
he got all selfish and died.

1234
01:15:02,679 --> 01:15:07,280
The truth is,
he was like a father to me,

1235
01:15:07,282 --> 01:15:11,218
but he was a father
to his daughter Lily.

1236
01:15:11,220 --> 01:15:12,752
Just before he passed,

1237
01:15:12,754 --> 01:15:15,823
he walked his lovely daughter
down the aisle.

1238
01:15:15,825 --> 01:15:20,197
To me, he was granddad,
to Lily, he was dad.

1239
01:15:21,296 --> 01:15:26,499
But to you all,
he was simply Jackie.

1240
01:15:26,501 --> 01:15:27,603
[audience cheers]

1241
01:15:28,804 --> 01:15:31,271
[playing "Rocket (Skit)"
by Elli Ingram]

1242
01:15:31,273 --> 01:15:33,908
♪ Lay on the wing ♪

1243
01:15:33,910 --> 01:15:37,947
♪ Of a rocket to paradise ♪

1244
01:15:37,949 --> 01:15:39,879
Subtitles by explosiveskull
akumenang.com

1245
01:15:39,881 --> 01:15:43,851
♪ Blue in the sky
Blue of his eye ♪

1246
01:15:43,853 --> 01:15:49,393
♪ My pilot who drives me high ♪

1247
01:15:50,326 --> 01:15:55,762
♪ Popcorn and apple pie
It's so divine ♪

1248
01:15:55,764 --> 01:15:58,468
♪ In this gold moonlight ♪

1249
01:16:01,004 --> 01:16:06,673
♪ Candy-colored clouds
There's no coming down ♪

1250
01:16:06,675 --> 01:16:09,409
♪ Let's stay for a while ♪

1251
01:16:09,411 --> 01:16:16,484
♪ Baby, I want you, you're
My world and my weakness ♪

1252
01:16:16,486 --> 01:16:23,724
♪ It's true, the captain of
This love is you ♪

1253
01:16:23,726 --> 01:16:28,561
♪ Fly me up
Throw me down in the stars ♪

1254
01:16:28,563 --> 01:16:30,733
♪ Flying first class with you ♪

1255
01:16:31,933 --> 01:16:38,976
♪ In the stars
Flying first class with you ♪

1256
01:16:42,077 --> 01:16:43,412
["Tucked"
by Sam Beveridge playing]

1257
01:16:44,613 --> 01:16:49,919
♪ I never told you
All about these scars of mine ♪

1258
01:16:57,393 --> 01:17:04,434
♪ Collected them quietly All
throughout My long and lonely time ♪

1259
01:17:10,005 --> 01:17:16,345
♪ But let me tell you
How they came to be ♪

1260
01:17:18,481 --> 01:17:21,852
♪ Let me show you the real me ♪

1261
01:17:25,588 --> 01:17:32,629
♪ And peacefully broken down From a
life That I've spent out on stage ♪

1262
01:17:39,602 --> 01:17:42,002
♪ But none of that matters now ♪

1263
01:17:42,004 --> 01:17:46,576
♪ Our history will be
Washed out in the waves ♪

1264
01:17:52,647 --> 01:17:58,754
♪ So hold me now
I will never let you go ♪

1265
01:18:00,790 --> 01:18:04,461
♪ You will be my final show ♪

1266
01:18:06,896 --> 01:18:13,437
♪ I tucked you
Away from it all ♪

1267
01:18:14,870 --> 01:18:18,841
♪ When you were so small ♪

1268
01:18:21,009 --> 01:18:28,181
♪ I tucked you
Away from it all ♪

1269
01:18:28,183 --> 01:18:33,456
♪ I tucked you discreetly away ♪

1270
01:18:50,106 --> 01:18:57,113
♪ I never got to see All your
childhood dreams Just coming true ♪

1271
01:19:04,152 --> 01:19:11,394
♪ Yet from so many miles apart I knew
exactly what You were going through ♪

1272
01:19:16,765 --> 01:19:23,706
♪ Because those same people That looked
at me with Judgment in their eyes ♪

1273
01:19:25,607 --> 01:19:29,612
♪ Although wearing my disguise ♪

1274
01:19:30,812 --> 01:19:37,853
♪ That's why I tucked you
Away from it all ♪

1275
01:19:39,722 --> 01:19:44,561
♪ When you were so small ♪

1276
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:52,067
♪ I tucked you
Away from it all ♪

1277
01:19:53,035 --> 01:20:00,076
♪ I tucked you discreetly away ♪

1278
01:20:34,710 --> 01:20:41,618
♪ That's why I tucked you
Away from it all ♪

1279
01:20:43,119 --> 01:20:47,823
♪ When you were so small ♪

1280
01:20:49,291 --> 01:20:56,262
♪ I tucked you
Away from it all ♪

1281
01:20:56,264 --> 01:21:03,506
♪ I tucked you discreetly away ♪