Blitz and Anon shenanigans

>It's been a long day at the base tending to the many Planes and a few visitors
>You're beat to hell and making your way to your room
>Blitz must of heard you enter because she's poking her head out of her room
"What're you looking at.?"
>"Nothin' special."
"Cheeky bitch..."
>"Asshole mcfuckinstien"
"What? is that suppose to be a insult?"
>She laughs and closes her door
>You sit there for a minute trying to fully understand what she said
>That WAS an insult
>LEVELUP
>You open her door to give her and earful to find her lying on her back
>She tripped after slamming the door on you and somehow ended up on her back
>She looks at you with a frown on her face
>you look at her with grin
>"Anon... Don't even think abou-"
>You run over to her side and put your mouth on her belly and blow as hard as you can
>You get a mix between laughter, rage and screaming
>"A-ANON ST-STOP!!!!"
>She wiggles all over the floor as you do it again
>More laughter this time as you do it for the last time
>You fall back and sit down out of breath and laughing at your own stupidity
"That's what you get for going through my mail two weeks ago
>She's out of breath from laughing
"I....I hate you.... Anon... Soo much."