Chocolate Rain

>Day chocolate rain in Equestria.
>You’ve just picked up your breakfast from Sugarcube Corner.
>Bran muffins and black coffee.
>You’re on your way to the library to hang with Twilight and tell her more about Earth.
>Today’s lesson will be about the cold war.
>With a spring in your step and a song in your heart you saunter through Pönyville.
>You never hear her coming.
>She hits you and knocks you on your ass.
>Rainbow Dash is now sitting on your chest.
>She has a pained expression on her face, she is clutching her stomach.
Geez Dash watch where you’re going.
>”Sorry Anon, no time to explain, gotta go.”
>As she hunkers down take flight; she releases a horrendous wet fart as she takes to the air.
>Liquid evil splatters on you.
>It smells of rotten hay and failure.
>It’s all over your shirt.
Goddamnit Dash EAT SOME FIBER!
>Today was a laundry day.