I sued Netflix!
Cause they didn't renew my favorite show, and now im sad!
I sued Discord!
They never said what was going on in my server was bad!
Ugh, I sued Keurig!
Because they had the nerve to pull their ads from Fox News!
I sued Marvel!
Cause they made a movie with a female lead, and it made me go "eww"!
I sued McDonald's!
Cause I asked for Szechuan Sauce, and they didn't have any left!
Ugh, I sued Pirate Bay!
Cause their site keeps going down, and now i have to resort to actual theft!
I sued Little Tikes, yo!
Cause I left my kid unattended in a bounce-house, and he got stuck!
I sued Universal Studios!
Cause TMZ released a video about animal abuse on set, I watched it, and it SUCKED!

YEAAAAAAAHHH!
If you pull your ads from my favorite show
If your movie includes a joke about a garden hoe
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue YOU!
Ugh!

I sued Columbia Pictures!
They never told me that "Sausage Party" wasn't for kids!
I sued Google!
Because they made a Steve Irwin Google Doodle, which they knew i obviously wouldn't miss!
I sued Target!
Because I got struck by a needle in their parking lot!
I sued Rotten Tomatoes!
Because the removal of pre-release ratings angered me alot!
I sued Long John Silver's!
Because Hilary Clinton held an event in one that got shut down!
I sued Nintendo!
Because they got my hopes up for Waluigi, and my reaction became the talk of the town!
I sued Archie Comics!
Because they made a gay marriage book during gay pride season!
I sued Tumblr!
.......awww do I even need a reason?

Ugh!
If I find out that you don't sell Ivanka products
If I find out that i'm running out of word that rhyme-ucts
I'm gonna sue! Sue! Yes I'm gonna boycott!
Sue, sue, That's what I'm gonna do!
I'm gonna sue, sue! Yes I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue! I might even sue YOU! Ugh!

I'll Sue Ya
I'll take all of your money
I'll Sue Ya
If you even look at me funny
I'll Sue Ya
I'll take all of your money
I'll Sue Ya
If you even look at me funny
I'll Sue Ya
I'll take all of your money
I'll Sue Ya
If you even look at me funny
I'll Sue Ya
I'll take all of your money
I'll Sue Ya
If you even look at me funny
I'll Sue Ya
HAHAHAHAHA!
I'll Sue Ya
What y'all think of that!?
I'll Sue Ya
HAHAHAHAHA!
BOOYAH!
I'LL SUE YA!
UGH!