funny ps moments 1

[22:35]  mermoco: plus i dont know how my sableye is bad if most people end up forfeiting as soon as they realize it wont die

[22:35]  IgneousARK←: your sableye is bad

[22:35]  Tysonslayer: it has confuse ray

[22:35]  mermoco: explain how its bad for OU

[22:35]  IgneousARK←: relis on luck

[22:35]  IgneousARK←: spd unnecessary

[22:35]  Tysonslayer: it not the utility sableye that really annoys people

[22:35]  BryantN: confuse ray is hax relient scum

[22:35]  mermoco: as is most of this game

[22:36]  Tysonslayer: if ur team relies luck u should fix it

[22:36]  Chevy Trucks: i just quiver passed to clefable

[22:36]  Artezek: Who are u talking to igenous

[22:36]  IgneousARK←: mermoco

[22:36]  Artezek: igneous

[22:36]  Tysonslayer: mermoco

[22:36]  BryantN: I hate anyone who uses confuse raw, swagger, or flatter

[22:36]  Artezek: oh

[22:36]  Artezek: u were talking about altaria

[22:36]  Artezek: i thought

[22:36]  Tysonslayer: we wre
[22:36]  BryantN: ddd or utility

[22:37]  BryantN: its not a good offensive dancer

[22:37]  mermoco: i dont see how confusion is "luck"

[22:37]  mermoco: if it has 100% chance to land

[22:37]  IgneousARK←: 50%

[22:37]  BryantN: whem x-zard and m-gyara exist

[22:37]  Tysonslayer: too hit opponet

[22:37]  IgneousARK←: to hit

[22:37]  RedzoneX: because it hs 50% chance to proc?

[22:37]  DragonYamchaZ: wat, confusion hitting yourself is a 50% chance

[22:37]  Tysonslayer: yah that luck

[22:37]  Artezek: Offensive dd or ddd?

[22:37]  BryantN: not for much longer

[22:37]  RedzoneX: lol

[22:37]  mermoco: so you recover until they hit themselves

[22:37]  IgneousARK←: 33% soon iirc

[22:37]  Tysonslayer: plus they can snap out or switch

[22:37]  mermoco: and will o wisp

[22:37]  RedzoneX: yeah mermoco or i just

[22:37]  DragonYamchaZ: Being reliant on confusion chance is a crutch

[22:37]  RedzoneX: ohko you with specs keld

[22:38]  BryantN: the best S&M nerf is the confuse to 33% nerf

[22:38]  IgneousARK←: no

[22:38]  RedzoneX: zz

[22:38]  IgneousARK←: cause it's spd sableye

[22:38]  IgneousARK←: lol

[22:38]  RedzoneX: or i just

[22:38]  RedzoneX: have zardx

[22:38]  RedzoneX: or clef

[22:38]  Tysonslayer: mermoco if ur not accepting our help dont ask

[22:38]  RedzoneX: or any other fairy
[22:38]  RedzoneX: etc etc

[22:38]  mermoco: because i want to change one pokemon and instead of just helping me with that

[22:38]  mermoco: you want me to change the whole team

[22:38]  mermoco: which makes no sense

[22:38]  BryantN: We're telling you change one fucking move

[22:38]  IgneousARK←: that makes sense

[22:39]  IgneousARK←: we help people

[22:39]  mermoco: its like someone going to a store wanting to buy a juice and then some guy offers him a burger

[22:39]  RedzoneX: yeah because the whole team has pretty bad synergy not gonna lie

[22:39]  RedzoneX: you're buying fucking prune juice

[22:39]  RedzoneX: we're telling you that orange juice is clearly superior

[22:39]  RedzoneX: top tier metaphors

[22:39]  Tysonslayer: yah were fixng moves and evs not a team now

[22:39]  BryantN: I looked it over

[22:39]  BryantN: toss

[22:40]  mermoco: i don't see the point in stacking sableye with full defense

[22:40]  BryantN: you don't

[22:40]  mermoco: if any special attack is gonna do 70% damage

[22:40]  mermoco: and force me to switch

[22:40]  BryantN: there's a spread made to live shit
[22:40]  BryantN: 252/112/144+

[22:41]  IgneousARK←: "i dont use smogon spread cuz im original !!1"

[22:41]  Tysonslayer: it called utility

[22:41]  mermoco: because i've already used it before

[22:41]  poloki ou: lol

[22:41]  mermoco: i didnt just try this without using the smogon one first

[22:41]  mermoco: i was losing 2 games for every one i won

[22:42]  IgneousARK←: you played bad

[22:42]  Artezek: Hey poloki

[22:42]  DragonYamchaZ: dude, its a tried and true spread that pros use

[22:42]  poloki ou: hello

[22:42]  DragonYamchaZ: you just need to improve on playing pokemon mermoco

[22:43]  DragonYamchaZ: also, your team needs work

[22:43]  mermoco: elo : 1120

[22:43]  DragonYamchaZ: This is my alt

[22:43]  mermoco: really now?

[22:43]  IgneousARK←: lmzo

[22:43]  IgneousARK←: talking about elo

[22:43]  IgneousARK←: 54% gxe
[22:43]  BryantN: I'm done

[22:43]  mermoco: i said it before

[22:43]  poloki ou: XD

[22:43]  BryantN: Ark, aren't you sleeping?

[22:43]  mermoco: i was losing 2 games for every one i won

[22:43]  IgneousARK←: i was supposed to

[22:43]  IgneousARK←: but i cant

[22:43]  mermoco: switched to this team and have gone 10-1

[22:43]  BryantN: same

[22:44]  IgneousARK←: and i started reading the chat

[22:44]  DragonYamchaZ: mermoco step 1: Get a better team

[22:44]  mermoco: did i get better all of a sudden

[22:44]  Tysonslayer: 57.7% gxe .-.

[22:44]  IgneousARK←: and i saw tilting things

[22:44]  BryantN: just stop

[22:44]  DragonYamchaZ: step 2: get better at playing pokemon

[22:44]  Tysonslayer: Igneous probably u saw the croocked man

[22:44]  BryantN: attempting to help someone who rebukes advice takes away from other people who need help

[22:44]  BryantN: next topic please

[22:44]  RedzoneX: it's probably because low ladder has no idea how to deal with bulky pokemon

[22:44]  IgneousARK←: i face this every day here

[22:44]  RedzoneX: nothing new here

[22:45]  IgneousARK←: this is so boring
22:45]  mermoco: problem is that if someone comes and ask to replace forretress

[22:45]  BryantN: use arcues

[22:45]  mermoco: and then he gets told to change other pokes

[22:45]  BryantN: you happy?

[22:45]  BryantN: good

[22:45]  mermoco: that's not actually helping him

[22:45]  IgneousARK←: problem is that if people that are more experienced than you, give you advices

[22:45]  IgneousARK←: you listen to them

[22:46]  Tysonslayer: boom problem solved go too ubers i heard foretress is viable in ubers

[22:46]  IgneousARK←: or at least you try to understand why they told you to use smth

[22:46]  DragonYamchaZ: Forretress is bad in ou, dont use him there

[22:46]  IgneousARK←: "nah confuse sab beats everything"

[22:46]  mermoco: no you moron

[22:46]  mermoco: i just said it works for me
22:46]  IgneousARK←: i mean

[22:46]  BryantN: [22:46] mermoco: no you moron

[22:46]  mermoco: i just wanted help replacing forretress
22:47]  IgneousARK←: scarf electrode beats eveything too

[22:47]  mermoco: not my whole team

[22:47]  Tysonslayer: ..
22:47]  DragonYamchaZ: welp

[22:47]  DragonYamchaZ: im done
22:47]  mermoco: also if there was high elo players giving advice i would take it no question asked

[22:47]  mermoco: i been playing for 5 days and have higher elo than the people giving advice

[22:48]  mermoco: wth is up with that

[22:48]  DragonYamchaZ: ABR sucks at pokemon, he only has 1040 elo

[22:48]  IgneousARK←: lmao
22:48]  poloki ou: lol

[22:48]  IgneousARK←: might be SO BAD wtf

[22:48]  dog✩knees: mfw people use elo as skill

[22:48]  mermoco: so 1200 elo = good player?

[22:48]  DragonYamchaZ: elo doesnt tell you much

[22:48]  poloki ou: ooh nuce new player getting into this dumb chat XD

[22:48]  dog✩knees: swap the 2 with the 1

[22:48]  poloki ou: 1200 sucks

[22:49]  dog✩knees: GXE is a better indication more than anything

[22:49]  mermoco: i know

[22:49]  mermoco: 1200 sucks

[22:49]  dog✩knees: But a lot of good players still don't ladder

[22:49]  mermoco: no
22:49]  mermoco: explain how a top tier player will get stuck on low elo

[22:49]  mermoco: makes 0 sense

[22:49]  poloki ou: they dont play dumass

[22:49]  dog✩knees: LOL

[22:49]  dog✩knees: beat me to it

[22:49]  poloki ou: abr is way better thanu u does he ladder on this acc, no

[22:49]  dog✩knees: ABR, arguably one of the best OU players on showdown

[22:50]  dog✩knees: Shit elo

[22:50] +ABR: well

[22:50]  dog✩knees: Just doesn't play

[22:50] +ABR: i dont ladder

[22:50] +ABR: this 1 game is a misclick

[22:50]  dog✩knees: ^^

[22:50]  IgneousARK←: abr don't argue

[22:50] +ABR: and once i searched i had to win.

[22:50]  IgneousARK←: you're bad cuase 1040 elo

[22:50]  IgneousARK←: he said it

[22:50]  mermoco: what about players who clearly do play

[22:50]  XxSageOfSixPathsxX: is there any ability that doubles the efect of a move?

[22:50]  mermoco: and have like 7 different elos

[22:50]  mermoco: none above 1100

[22:50]  mermoco: and offer advice

[22:51]  IgneousARK←: you should

[22:51]  IgneousARK←: if they're constructed

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