bullshit

<Gal> Strife: Start
<Gal> The gal attempts to Shoot you with her rifle.
<Gal> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {11}
<Gal> She misses.
<avariceIncarnate> nope
<avariceIncarnate> ((good thing i took fistkind))
<Gal> She moves back
<Gal> <60 ft away>
<Gal> End Turn
<avariceIncarnate> ((aren't we in a car?))
<Gal> <it exploded>
<avariceIncarnate> Either way, I eyebeam her.
<avariceIncarnate> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {20}
<avariceIncarnate> ay
<Gal> ow
<avariceIncarnate> Minor slot, so damage is 2d6+3
<avariceIncarnate> !roll 2d6+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+3 --> [ 2d6=8 ] | {11}
<Gal> ow
<Gal> The gal takes the brunt of it, but stands back up.
<avariceIncarnate> After that, is there any wreckage I can hide behind?
<avariceIncarnate> If so, I take cover.
<Gal> Naw, everything is shards and dust.
<avariceIncarnate> In that case, I run towards her with my remaining move + minor.
<Gal> End?
<avariceIncarnate> yep
<avariceIncarnate> plus banter tho
<Gal> The gal reloads, backs up, and takes another shot.
<Gal> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {19}
<avariceIncarnate> "When I kill you, where should I send your head so that your new captain can find it/
<Gal> !roll 1d8+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8+3 --> [ 1d8=4 ] | {7}
<avariceIncarnate> ((oh my i have 1 hp))
<Gal> BANG, it hits your right through the shoulder.
<Gal> She ends her turn.
<avariceIncarnate> so im 15 feet away right?
<Gal> your 60
<Gal> she backed up
<Gal> again
<avariceIncarnate> fair enough
<avariceIncarnate> Aight well I laser her again.
<avariceIncarnate> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
<avariceIncarnate> ok
<avariceIncarnate> well
<Gal> You miss and fall on your face.
<avariceIncarnate> that was supposed to be 1+3, but hey
<avariceIncarnate> so...
<Gal> You are now prone
<avariceIncarnate> yeah.
<avariceIncarnate> ok
<Gal> Do you stand up?
<avariceIncarnate> Yes.
<avariceIncarnate> wait
<avariceIncarnate> no
<Gal> mmk
<Gal> End turn?
<avariceIncarnate> yeah
<Gal> The gal sprints towards you, ending right in front of you. End turn.
<avariceIncarnate> I fuckin grapple her.
<Gal> "Cant have capns engine dying on me"
<avariceIncarnate> After standing up of course.
<Gal> Roll str contesting
<avariceIncarnate> !roll 1d2+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d2+1 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {2}
<avariceIncarnate> oops
<avariceIncarnate> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {2}
<obsoleteDivinity> ((ATOMIC FACEPALM))
<Gal> !roll 1d20-1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {19}
<avariceIncarnate> oh my fukcing
<avariceIncarnate> do
<avariceIncarnate> god
<Gal> She grabs your hand, throwing you over her shoulder in a judo like technique, and ends with you landing face first into the butt of her rifle.
<Gal> You are KOed
<Gal> End of strife.