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god rp 2015

a long time ago there were primordial spirits that ruled over the Beginning
in the beginning there wasn't a god damn thing
the spirits decided to do something about that
they created an infinitely expanding universe
and a concept of evolution
so that they wouldn't have to get involved
only a few hundred of the galaxies in the universe had forms of life
most of those forms of life were assholes
but there was a world where life was not comprised of assholes just yet
it was called Katune by the gods
but the lifeforms later called it Earth

essentially throughout history the primordials have posed as every god we've ever worshipped, sometimes merging into one, sometimes splitting into 3.5 million, thanks to those fucking hindu cunts
but there really was always 6 of them

our story starts in the year 2014
a year of reckless faggotry
the gods have been sleeping since the 1400s
which is why you never since then heard of miracles being performed
occasionally a godly belch would erupt from a god or two and one would be made
like the invention of hot pockets
it's the year 2014
the gods wake up
and their amulets are gone
their amulets granted them power
their amulets granted them the power to look death in the face and continue on

meanwhile a great evil is gaining power
they have revealed themself as God
this naturally enrages you
they are gaining power as we speak
followers too

ok so you're a god stripped of your immortality and most of your power
you have two forms
a nonhuman form like a giant sentient burrito
and a human form
probably a human wearing a burrito suit
you're questing to get your amulet of power back from the dark lord who is ruining everything


rise up guardian


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