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- .:HUMBOLDT'S DIALOGUE TRANSLATED INTO SIMPLER ENGLISH:.
- HUMBOLDT: Ah. A human. How quaint.
- SIMPLIFIED: You're a human, that's interesting.
- HUMBOLDT: Though I am certain you are most alarmed by my bewildering cephalopodic stature...
- SIMPLIFIED: I know I look like a giant scary squid...
- HUMBOLDT: Let it be known that I have no intention of causing you bodily harm for the time being.
- SIMPLIFIED: But I'm not gonna hurt you, at least not right now.
- HUMBOLDT: It would not be advantageous to me by any stretch of the imagination.
- SIMPLIFIED: I have no reason to hurt you.
- HUMBOLDT: That said, do not so much as THINK about being so bold as to refer to me as your ally or compatriot.
- SIMPLIFIED: Don't get the wrong idea though. I'm not your friend.
- HUMBOLDT: The undertaking of such sentimental drivel and ineffectual adherence to assuaging fidelity...
- SIMPLIFIED: Friendship is so sappy and mushy.
- HUMBOLDT: Egregious. Garish. Repulsive, even.
- SIMPLIFIED: It's yucky.
- HUMBOLDT: Such things are indubitably kilometers beneath a pseudodeity such as myself.
- SIMPLIFIED: I'm too big brain for friends.
- SIMPLIFIED FULL TRANSLATION:
- *You're a human, that's interesting.
- *I know I look like a giant scary squid...
- *But I'm not gonna hurt you, at least not right now.
- *I have no reason to hurt you.
- *Don't get the wrong idea though. I'm not your friend.
- *Friendship is so sappy and mushy.
- *It's yucky.
- *I'm too big brain for friends.
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