This was just some pure unadulterated fuckery

Alexithymiaa: -Brad sat on the couch in the living room, his arms stretched out on either side of him along the back of the couch with an oversized bowl of popcorn in his lap. He dipped his hand into the bowl, tossing some popcorn into his lap as he flicked through the channels on the tv.-
Tsaaq: “Okay ready?” Ozzie asked as he filled up his red cup to the top with beer then glanced over at the other male. “One, two, three! Go!” He cheered and began to chug his whole cup. “Woooooo! Hell yeah! High five! Come on!” He held his hand in the air. // Remy furrowed his eyebrows. “Wait, hang on. Fuck.” He sighed and down the contents of his own cup and belched. He stared at Ozzie’s hand and sighed. “I’m going to the kitchen to get some water so I won’t feel dead in the morning.” He said, going to open Ozzie’s room door and stumbling towards the common area.
jajki: Ivy closes her laptop and carefully tucks it under her arm before leaving her room and making her way towards the kitchen.  She walks with a perky bounce in her step, humming quietly as she goes.  Once in the kitchen she sets the computer on the counter and turns, calling out “Hi!” to Brad.  She offers a friendly nod to Remy but doesn’t say anything.  Without waiting for a response she turns and opens the fridge, bending down to dig around through the contents.
Covet: -Kelsey had been in her room Skyping with her mom and kid- Yes, mom I put the sunscreen in my bag. Seriously, I did this last year and I lived, why are you freaking out again? Do you have the confirmation number for my flight tomorrow night? -she said rubbing her face while she watched her mom scrambling and ranting about being safe and all the normal over protective mom shit.- Can you email me all of that info, I'm going to go. I know he's sleeping but go give Conner a kiss for me, please! I love you!. -she clicked end on the call and closed her laptop-
Alexithymiaa: -Brad turned his head to look over his shoulder when Ivy called out to him, waving a hand in her direction. "Hey, what's up?"-
jajki: Ivy digs around in the fridge for just another moment before standing back up with an individual bottle of juice  in her hand.  She grabs the laptop off of the counter moves around to sit in one of the tall tables in the common area.  “Not too much.  Just trying to be productive!”  She chuckles and opens the laptop back up and waits for it to wake up.
Tsaaq: ((Oh okay I guess lol))
jajki: ((I'M SORRY SHIT))
Tsaaq: Ozzie jogged behind Remy with a beer in his hand. "Wait, I like water too!" He called out, going into the kitchen. "G'evein' miss." Ozzie waved at Ivy even though he didn't know the bitch. "Ew." Ozzie whispered under his breath at the sight of Brad then facing away, thrusting the bottle into Remy's hand. "Drink! Drink! Drink!" He chanted. // Remy glanced at Ivy, trying to keep a straight face. "Help me." He said with a considerable effort to not move his lips. "Hurry, he's coming. Hur- You're walking away. Okay. Alright..." Remy said in defeat his eyes followed her as she walked off. He groaned and took the beer. "I can't." He sighed, looking down at his phone.
Alexithymiaa: -Brad raised his brows at Remy and Ozzie doing drunk things, adjusting his beanie on his head and pushing up to his feet, talking the bowl of popcorn with him. Strolling over to where they were, he held the bowl out. "Popcorn anyone?"-
Alexithymiaa: (SHIT. NOW YOU GHAVE ME FUCKING UP)
Tsaaq: ((Yeah fuck the posting order I guess lmao.))
Covet: [FAILS! All of you]
Alexithymiaa: (HE STARTED IT)
jajki: ((>_>))
Covet: -Kelsey made her way out of her dorm after hearing someone shouting about drinking out in the common area. Walking down the hallway she turned the corner to see Brad, Ozzie, Remy and someone she hadn't met before. She smiled at everyone and greeted them- Hey Everyone, Hi Brad -she singled him out and gave him a soft wave with her fingers, then looked at Drunk Remy and Ozzie- You two look like you are having fun, Celebrating good scores on finals?
jajki: ((Shit the dog just ate some grapes.  I'll post out while we call the vet))
Covet: [O.O]
Alexithymiaa: (What kind of dog?)
jajki: ((Pitbull))
Covet: [Steph is good at this game]
Covet: [*thing not game....lol]
Alexithymiaa: (Boiled chicken and rice, expect diarrhea. He/she will be fine.)
jajki: ((I will go buy that stuff!))
Alexithymiaa: (You dont have chicken or white rice?)
jajki: ((>_>  no))
jajki: Ivy widens her eyes at Remy once seated.  “Oh!  I’m sorry!  I totally spaced out.”  She adjusts her stance in preparation to speak but her phone goes off in her pocket.  She pulls it out and answers quickly.  “Hello?”  She hops off the seat and moves down the hall and back into her room as she talks.
Alexithymiaa: (If you can, call the vet and just have them advise you. They'll probably ask the dog's weight and suggest inducing vomiting if the dog JUST ate them. You'll need a fresh bottle of hydrogren peroxide.)
Alexithymiaa: (I dont remember the dosage, but it goes by weight.)
Covet: [Have I mentioned that I love that you used to work for a vet clinic. I can ask you all my questions :D]
jajki: ((I don't know how long it's been.  I say just but it may have been earlier?  We're on the phone now so I'm gonna hop off.  Thanks for the advice  D:))
Alexithymiaa: (The boiled chicken and rice is for the bland diet theyre going to suggest since the dog's tummy will be upset so you dont want to feed it anything that will upset the tummy more)
Alexithymiaa: ( <3 )
jajki: ((Alrighty.  You guys are the best!  I'll let you know how it goes))
Alexithymiaa: (Keep us posted!)
Tsaaq: ((Yeah :c))
Tsaaq: He glanced at Brad then decided to ignore him cause he's a child. "Nope! Celebrating THURSDAY!" Ozzie shouted to Kelsey then glanced at Remy. "STOP LOOKING AT YOUR PHONE AND DRINK! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" He cheered. // Remy's eyes widened as Ivy got up and walked off just as Brad approached. He put his phone in his armpit and gobbled the popcorn, hoping he'd sober up. "No, I don't even know my grades yet... He just told me to come to his room and somehow drinking happened." Remy grumbled, sipping his beer.
Alexithymiaa: -Bryan turned toward Kelsey, holding the popcorn bowl out toward her individually. "I'm not part of this. I'm not drinking, I was just watching tv and eating popcorn. Popcorn?"-
Covet: Ooh, Yay Thursday! -she said giving a slight cheer with her hands- You guys ready for spring break? -she asked, watching the girl walk back to her dorm, giving a shrug. She saw the bowl of popcorn offered out from Brad- Oh, thank you -she grinned and made her way over to sit down next to him, taking a small handfull for herself-
Tsaaq: "Of couse I'm ready for spring break!" Ozzie cheered. "I was born ready for spring break. Right?" He asked Remy, slamming his hand on his back. // "OW!" He groaned then scoffed at Brad. "Don't act all high and mighty." Remy slurred and finished the beer bottle. "There! Happy? You're like an insatiable BEAST!" He groaned, going to the cabinets to look for bread. "Since one in the afternoon. One in the afternoon with this fuckin' guy." Remy grumbled angrily.
Alexithymiaa: "I didn't say I was high and mighty. I just wanted to make it clear YOU guys were drinking and I was just here doing my own thing." He moved to set the bowl of popcorn down onto the table, glancing at Kelsey. "When are you leaving to head down there?"-
Covet: Awesome! -Kelsey said excitedly as she shook her head, feeling a little bad for Remy cause he seemed to be a little miserable. She turned her head to Brad- Tomorrow night. I've got everything packed, I have one more final to take tomorrow, and then I'm meeting Mom and Conner for lunch so I can see him before being gone for a week. When are you heading down?// -Cadence pulled up to the dorms and grabbed her stash bag and tucked it into her pocket before heading into the building and swiping her card at the inner doors. Walking down the hallway she followed the sound of voices talking.- Hola Bitches! -she called out across the common area-
Tsaaq: Ozzie rolled his eyes and went to stand near Remy. "Why are you even talking to him? He's gross." He was supposed to whisper but he was drunk so. // He closed one of the drawers and dragged his hand down his face. "Oh my fucking god,  I don't care." Remy said to Ozzie, sounding like the very fact that he had to address their drama was painful. He leaned on the counter for balance and sighed with relief once Cadence arrived, going straight to her and wrapping his arms around her. "My blood alcohol is probably like... 0.14"
Alexithymiaa: (HAHAHAHAHA POOR REMY)
Alexithymiaa: -He smiled and nodded to Kelsey, reaching for a handful of popcorn to toss one piece at a time into his mouth. "That sounds really nice. I'm sure you're going to miss them being gone all week. I'm heading down Saturday morning." He kind of just stared at Ozzie, blinking. "Dude... what's your problem? Seriously... I don't even talk to you and all you do is tell everyone to hate me."-
Covet: I'm pretty sure I could get drunk off your breath alone, Babe. -she said scrunching up her face as he wrapped around her. Her arms wrapped around him and she gave him a kiss on his cheek- You're liver is going to be dead before we even get to Mexico, how long have you been marinating it?-she asked him-// -Kelsey nodded her head- I will, at the same time, last year was super fun, and a much needed break. Plus there will be margaritas. -she grinned then looked at Ozzie, giving him a soft frown- Brad's kinda right, I mean, if you don't like him that's fine, but you don't have to keep digging at him, that's what a bully does. You're better than that Ozzie. -she said with a soft smile hoping the mood wouldn't escalate-
Tsaaq: "Ew, and keep not talking to me. You're still gross." Ozzie scoffed and "Oh my gosh, stop. I'm not a bully. Bullies hit people. I haven't hit him so shhhhhhh." He put his index finger on his lips. "He's only nice to people cause he wants to sleep with them. That's why he was nice to me. And he's a shit talker to everyone else, like Remy." Ozzie sputtered his lips drunkenly and crossed his arms. "Five dollars? Get out of here." // He shook his head and pulled away a bit. "I know... Beer. Fucking some Hennessey. Fucking Ozzie." Remy groaned. "Let's smoke cause drama is happening." He patted her shoulder repeatedly.
Alexithymiaa: -Brad raised his brows. "I'm pretty sure I've been nice to Remy. And I'm pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about, you're just drunk. So go be drunk and stop causing problems." He tossed some more popcorn into his mouth, sending Cadence a nod. "How've you been?"-
Covet: I didn't ask what you have been marinating it with, I asked how long you have- never mind. -she chuckled, looking over at Ozzie being petty and dramatic- We going to your dorm? -she asked him then looked at Brad- Pretty fucking fabulous actually. About to go smoke to celebrate good grades...so far. -she told him, pointing to Remy's dorm- // A bully is someone who gives put downs too Ozzie. It's not just about being violent, verbal and emotional abuse is just as bad as physical. -she crossed her arms and gave Cadence a small wave- Hi Cadence.
Tsaaq: Ozzie groaned loudly. "It's like you're not even listening though!" He said with a frustrated bro grunt. "I'm not putting him down. He's nasty and tricks people into making out with him and probably sex. Cause it happened to me. He did it. And you shut up!" Ozzie pointed at Brad. "Remy is my friend, just like how Jamie is MY friend. I let you have Kelsey, is that not good enough for you?" // Remy stood there a moment and furrowed his eyebrows. "What?" He asked, leaning on Cadence and glancing down the hall. "Yes, my room please. Where my floor is." Remy gurgled, basically missing most of the argument.
Alexithymiaa: -Brad pursed his lips because Ozzie's mouth was going to dig him into a big enough hole. "Yes. Silly me. How could I forget that people can't be friends with more than one person. Of course they have to only pick one person to spend time with for the rest of their lives. Sorry, my mistake."-
Covet: -Cadence blinked and nodded walking with Remy leaning on her still- Welp, it looks like bowl thirty to me...Have fun kids. -she said to them and made her way down the hallway with Remy, pushing open his dorm door- //-Kelsey furrowed her brows together and looked at Ozzie putting her hand up- Exuse me, I'm not just some property to be divied up. I'm my own person. I make my own friends, Brad and I have been friends for a while, because he's known my cousin for forever, you had nothing to do with that, Ozzie. If you chose not to be friends with me, because he outbid you at the auction or whatever, that's not on him, that's on you. I'm disappointed something so small is enough to deter being a friend with me, because I've been nothing but nice to you, like I am everyone.
Tsaaq: "You just can't be friends with my friends. Cause you're nasty and you slept Jamie." Ozzie said with a drunken slur, singing like a fucking bird and putting all that mother fucking business out in the open. "Listen! Kelsey. Listen. Listen to me." Ozzie said loudly and slowly like he wasn't the dumbass. "Brad and I did stuff and he didn't ask me to be his boyfriend. He's a horrible person!" He scoffed overdramatically. "It's not about the auction but I did find out about his nastiness BECAUSE of the auction. But whatever. Be friends with somebody gross! Fine! I'm gonna drink and have fun. He can... I don't know. Not die... I don't know." He rambled. "I don't wish him well."
Tsaaq: ((FUCK REMY!))
Tsaaq: ((I was busying laughing at Ozzie I forgot!))
Covet: [XD]
Tsaaq: Remy heard Ozzie saying a bunch of things he probably should've shut up about and waved his hand. "No! Wait." Remy patted Cadence again. "Ozzie stop. Leave him alone. He's right. You're drunk. Shhhhhhh." He said, trying to intervene.
Alexithymiaa: -Brad rolled his eyes, reaching over to give Kelsey a small pat. "Just ignore him. He's drunk. Don't get all worked up over it, hell, I'm not. It doesn't matter to me." He glanced over at Remy, knowing he wasn't wrong at least this time because even Remy was like no stop.-
Covet: -Cadence pulled out her stash bag from her pocket, and tried to get his attention but it was lost as he got involved in the arguement.- But but....smokey smoke time -she frowned and walked back over to him- // -Kelsey sighed and listened to him slur with his words, then looked at Brad- This is wrong, he shouldn't be treating you like this...-she looked back at Ozzie- Really? That's why you are so upset with him and are treating him like this? Slut shaming is really one of the worst things someone could do, and that's exactly what you are doing, all  because he didn't want to be explicit with you after hooking up.  I'm sorry Ozzie , but this is college, not everyone becomes a thing after that. I'm sorry you feel hurt by his actions, but it's not fair to keep slut shaming him. If you don't like him fine, but you don't need to say mean things about him, just to make yourself feel better. I think maybe you should stop drinking, because it's making you a very undesirable person to be around right now.
Tsaaq: Ozzie gasped, trying wave Remy away. "He's lying about kissing me. He's the worst. Why would you do that?" He said, his eyes getting wet with man tears. "I liked you so much. You're horrible. I will never like anybody ever again. And it's your fault!" Ozzie cried. "And I'm the one who's wrong? Okay. This is so stupid. Well stuck and fucking cake pan up your vagina Kelsey. Fuck you. You don't know anything. So fuck your face!" He just went over to Remy to hug him for a cry session. // Remy opened his mouth a few times before shrugging. "Okay." He muttered and glanced back at Cadence. "Alright." He whispered, patting Ozzie's back awkwardly. "Okay well, this was fun."
Alexithymiaa: "Hey!" Brad interjected, furrowing his brows. "You want to call me whatever you want? Fine. Be my guest because I honestly don't give a shit about you or what you say since I know you're just being a baby that I didn't want to date you after we made out ONCE and nothing was ever mentioned prior to that about us being anything more than friends. Kelsey has been nothing but nice to you and you're going to treat her like that because you're being an overzealous idiot right now? No. That's not cool. That's not okay."-
Covet: -Cadence shook her head- We used to have good old fashioned brawls in here, what the hell happened? -she said probably to herself because everyone else was involved with the argument- Pussies. -she took out her stash from the bag and started loading her pipe right there in the hallway- // -Kelsey frowned and shook her head disapprovingly at Ozzie-  Good ol' Alcohol, bringing out the best in people like always. You're right this is very stupid, because a cake pan doesn't work like that.  -she said softly as Brad stood up for her-
Tsaaq: "I don't care, you don't care about my feelings! Why should I care about anybody else's?" He wiped his face but kept leaning on Remy. "I'm sorry I'm not a vaginaologist. I don't really get to look at them up close. But whatever Kelsey. Don't you have a kid you should be watching?" Ozzie asked, continuing the argument. // "Everybody shut up please." Remy interjected sternly. "Okay I have this big mother fucker crying on me. This conversation is over." Remy said, waving his hand. "He's mad heavy..." He grunted through gritted teeth. "You're not helping." Remy sighed at Cadence.
Alexithymiaa: -Brad shook his head, taking Kelsey by the shoulders and spinning her around to face the opposite direction. "Just go. You don't even have to listen anymore. You shouldn't." He gave her a gentle push toward her dorm, trying to force her away from Ozzie. "No one listens to him anyway."-
Covet: Don't act surprised, I'm never helpful in a situation. I either do nothing or make it worse. BUT, I can be helpful and help you carry him to his bed or something. -she said tucking the loaded bowl back into her bag and the bag back into her pocket- // -Kelsey sighed and tried not to let her emotions get the better of her- Ozzie, I am going to politely suggest that you refrain from saying anything more to me. Me and My son are none of your business, and if this is how you are going to be, I'd like to keep it that way. -She sighed as she was turned around, and took a few steps before turning back and looking back at Brad- Thank you, for standing up for me,  I think I'm just going to go to bed. I still have one more final in the morning, and I don't need this pointless drama interfering with that.
Covet: [FUCK ME I was trying to fix Kelsey's...]
Covet: [oh wait nevermind, it still works like that]
Tsaaq: Ozzie shook his head, pushing Remy away and unknowing knocking that mother fucker to the floor as he went to his dorm, slamming the door behind him. // Remy just sort of stayed on the floor. "Okay." He muttered. "He's really strong." He groaned a little. "I think he's good. I think he's got it." Remy rolled onto his back so he could look at Cadence.
Alexithymiaa: -Brad smiled at Kelsey, dropping his voice. "You're welcome. You didn't deserve that. Any of what he said. Get some sleep and I'll see you tomorrow." he leaned over, pecking her lips briefly before turning away and walking by everyone to go into the room and go to bed.-
Covet: You alright? -Cadence walked over to Remy on the floor, standing so her legs were on either side of his head- Off all the days to be wearing pants...You could have a great view right now -she smirked and kept walking over him, turning around to help him get back up, she saw Brad go into his and Remy's dorm- Hmm...Wanna just head back to the apartment? -she asked him-  //-Kelsey smiled and felt the warm fuzzies and shit because he was being noble. She went to press back into the kiss, but he pulled back just as quick- Neither did you, Goodnight, sweet dreams. -she said waving and made her way to her own dorm to go to sleep-
Tsaaq: "I can't even appreciate this..." Remy groaned, since he was still in drunk-o-vision. "I need to sober up please. So the apartment. Always the apartment. Come on." He forced himself onto his feet with her assistance. Remy resumed leaning against her until they got back to the apartment probably cause he was wasted.