<CDatWork> http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1265814 <-- no tail, though, guess I thought it was hiding in her hair in the thumbnail
<CDatWork> also it calls her "Signyam"
<CDatWork> because of course it does
<Ikiryo> Heh
<Ikiryo> Yeah, since I'm not sleeping, want to finish this off?
<CDatWork> sure
<SpaceThor> oh, a short people restaurant?
<CDatWork> yep
<SpaceThor> neat
<SpaceThor> i wonder if karkanna's family has a share of it
<CDatWork> though there are some place settings for Medium-sized creatures
<CDatWork> it mostly caters to Small
<SpaceThor> yeah
<Ikiryo> I can imagine Kat walking in there and just punting people.
<SpaceThor> Dwarves are shorter, but still in the Medium size category
<CDatWork> yep
<CDatWork> Iki: pffftlolol
<SpaceThor> now now, kat isn't pointlessly evil
<CDatWork> oh, and in case it wasn't obvious, Tealee is farsighted
<CDatWork> "glasses" are a thing in Eberron, but they're hella bad idea to wear in a smithy. Thus: corrective goggles!
<Ikiryo> heh
<CDatWork> also goddammit I can't remember the name of the pirate "nation" in Khorvaire's extreme northeast
<CDatWork> op
<CDatWork> I type that
<CDatWork> and I remember~
<Ikiryo> http://imgur.com/gallery/fS6XT5v
<CDatWork> hahahaha
<CDatWork> other note: Aundair is basically France, but I imagine the cuisine to be between French and Italian, so there's lots of food, it's quite heavy, and can be as boring or spicy as you can imagine
<CDatWork> (their cuisine is specifically called out in the eberron campaign guide, too)
<Ikiryo> Hah
<CDatWork> especially wine
<CDatWork> they have a lot of fertile farmland and a bunch of it is vineyard
<CDatWork> whaddya think, should it be spicy enough for her this time around? Almost? :P
<Ikiryo> If it's spicy enough to cause physical harm to most people, maybe :P
<CDatWork> rofl
<CDatWork> right
<CDatWork> two million scovilles, give or take? :P
<CDatWork> (i.e. the fabled ghost pepper)
<Ikiryo> She'll concider it acceptable.
<CDatWork> rofl
<Ikiryo> She'd prefer Resiniferatoxin :P
<Ikiryo> Resiniferatoxin: 16 BILLION Scovilles
<CDatWork> rofl
<CDatWork> I was gonna say, I'm pretty sure ghost peppers CAN cause physical injury
<Ikiryo> It doesn't just taste hot.
<Ikiryo> Resiniferatoxin can cause CHEMICAL BURNS
<Ikiryo> 40g is fatal to humans
<SpaceThor> brb lunch
<CDatWork> lol yeah I just read that
<SpaceThor> ok back
<CDatWork> wb
<SpaceThor> and the fire tears come agian
<CDatWork> lol
<Ikiryo> http://i.imgur.com/bCejXuB.jpg Trust me, I'm an engineer!
<Yan-Shih_Lang> My head hurts... from dealing with one of those idiots who is still going on about the Exalted rapeghosts.
<SpaceThor> why does nobody take my advice about exalted seriously
<Yan-Shih_Lang> I am, my headache isn't about exalted
<Yan-Shih_Lang> That's just one of the dumb things he keeps spewing
<SpaceThor> you obviously got invested enough in whatever the fuck they said to get a headache
<Yan-Shih_Lang> Like how he loves 5e and thinks everyone who is talking shit about it hasn't actually even picked up the book
* CDatWork has picked up the book
<Yan-Shih_Lang> basically he's just a font of fucking stupid opinions and idiocy
<Ikiryo> Lovely.
<SpaceThor> people are allowed to have stupid opinions, just ignore him
<Yan-Shih_Lang> as a side point, his opinion of female characters is 'Can I waifu or onii-chan them?' 'If neither, or if they are a lesbian on top of the latter, they are unrepentantly shit characters.'
<SpaceThor> lol
<SpaceThor> this sounds amazing
<CDatWork> wait what
<CDatWork> I mean, it's obvious but what a crock of shite
<CDatWork> ...that was actually supposed to be shit. Stupid finger.
<SpaceThor> i think that's how the british spell it
<SpaceThor> they love their superfluous Es
<Ikiryo> ...wait, so am I parsing this right: Lesbians are unrepentently shit characters?
<Yan-Shih_Lang> as far as he's concerned, yes
<CDatWork> if they are lesbian on top of him being able to onii-chan them, whatever that means
<SpaceThor> there are people who overplay lesbians, i can give him that point, but that's it.
<Ikiryo> TSABgame: Full of shit characters.
<SpaceThor> except altea
<Ikiryo> Rhiannon is straight.
<CDatWork> altea is shit too
<SpaceThor> YOU'RE SHIT
<CDatWork> altea cannot be waifu'd or onii-chan'd
<Yan-Shih_Lang> Basically, he only likes female characters he can waifu or be a big brother to
<CDatWork> <SpaceThor> there are people who overplay lesbians, i can give him that point, but that's it. <-- *coughdirkcough*
<SpaceThor> well
<SpaceThor> dirk plays the SAME lesbian over and over
<Yan-Shih_Lang> Because he's one of those 'men have to be gritty and tough and are the ones of the frontlines HOOAH SOLDIER MAN FOREVER!' sorts who wants females to have their delicate pre-assigned roles and blahdiblah
<CDatWork> dirk overplays*
<CDatWork> fixed
<CDatWork> also: yaaaaaay one of those
<Ikiryo> Outside TSABgame I generally go with 'All NPCs have quantum sexuality if it's not part of the character. If a player is interested in them and it's not been established I'll generally go sure whatever'
<CDatWork> wait how was TSABgame any different? Or is it just because "magical girls, duh, of course they're all gay except for the occasional outlier like Rhiannon"
<Yan-Shih_Lang> Anyway, Iki, can we talk in PM?
<Ikiryo> CD: Basicly.
<Ikiryo> PC wise...I tend to go with the same philosphy. Unless sexuality is important, I go with 'Sure, whatever'. Or in the case of Chloe, someone suggested I roll for her.
<CDatWork> hah
<CDatWork> yeah. Claire is actually the first character in...quite some time that I'd decided anything on at the outset
<SpaceThor> i make rolls, but usually only when i think it's relevant or will become relevant
<Ikiryo> I think I've had like...2 characters ever when it was important. Ivory (Supermegagay) and Boris (But that one was more a 'Sure, whatever' to mess with the GM)
<Yan-Shih_Lang> Tide was 'anything that moves'. Sorn is too innocent to be into anything at all.
<Ikiryo> The GM was really getting me annoyed with 'Come on, there has been THREE female characters in your story so far and all have tried to hit on and seduce a PC man and ALL have turned out to be evil so far. Fuck it, Boris is gay. This will be funny to see the results of'
<CDatWork> rofl
<CDatWork> awesome
<Yan-Shih_Lang> lol
<SpaceThor> Laska was gay (the game was an ERP so i rolled beforehand), Altea is straight (because it fills her role of 'oblivious puppy dog' too well in a magical girl game), Karkanna is hedonistic, but leans straight (because it makes sense for her character)
<SpaceThor> i'm trying to think of other characters
<SpaceThor> i haven't decided for Kat yet
<Ikiryo> Jen is...no clue yet either.
<Ikiryo> I have decided that she's MUCH more interested in fashion and dancing and fun than that sort of hedonism though.
<CDatWork> Xiaozhi is "gay" because she used to be a man. Plus ERP. Zima is "anyone I find interesting" thus her complete infatuation with Izolda. Sammy is probably the same way but it's not really relevant to her (she grew up on a farm, I mean, c'mon)
<SpaceThor> what, nobody else is more interesting than a farm?
<SpaceThor> i have lived on a farm and i can tell you that that is the wrongest thing i have ever heard
<CDatWork> no, the opposite
<SpaceThor> ah
<CDatWork> she kind of has an "ain't nobody got time for that" mentality--which is fading, because she's been stuck with Jen for a month and a half now nonstop