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Tuffy~~*

Date: Mon Jul  3 12:55
Subject: Tower-log.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: Forwin, have you ever jumped from the suicide tower?
[-Assembly-] Forwin nods solemnly.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: did you live?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: I sure didn't die :)
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: how did you keep from dying?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: unatural stamina
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: as another char?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: or as a knight
[-Assembly-] Forwin: I jumped as a knight
[-Assembly-] Forwin: someone else put the stamina on me
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: do you remember how many hp you had?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: oh, you can get people to put stamina on you? how much xp
              does that equate to, approximately?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: well, the jump does about 200-210hp
[-Assembly-] Forwin: xp?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: how much does the extra stamina equate to xp?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: well, what i mean is do you think the added stamina makes
              you similar to having, say, 250hp, or what?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: like how much does it protect you, in xp terms
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: in your opinion
[-Assembly-] Forwin: well, stamina will add about 100 extra hp
[-Assembly-] Forwin: after the fall, you'll have about 100hp left
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: that sounds very safe, then. like you can't lose if you can
              get that stamina. does anyone ever die, even with stamina added?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: nope, never happened
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: also, say you have 214hp. can  you jump and live?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: probably
[-Assembly-] Forwin: although.. I suggest you quit after you've jumped and got
              the meepmobile
[-Assembly-] Forwin: since you still have the stamina in you.. after a while
              the stamina leaves you and you drop about 100hp
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: i thought you automatically get the meepmobile.
[-Assembly-] Forwin: which can be very dangerous
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: why dangerous, aren't you safely on the ground after that?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: yea.. but after about lets say twenty minutes, the stamina
              leaves you
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: yeah?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: yeah.. and those hp that stamina added will be lost
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: what difference does it make --  you've already jumped
[-Assembly-] Forwin: gah.. stamina doesnt have anything to do with the jump
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: it saves you from dying, right?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: it saves you cause you'll have more hp with it
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: gives you 100 more xp
[-Assembly-] Forwin: HP not XP
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: hp, rather
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: so what difference does it matter if it leaves you after
               you've done the deed?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: like I said.. stamina has nothing to do with the jump
[-Assembly-] Forwin: you'll still lose the hp after about 20min
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: it does if it saves you from dying.
[-Assembly-] Forwin: the hp that the stamina added when someone put it on you
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: if it has nothing to do with the jump, what exactly does it
              do?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: long story short.. when you add stamina you go plus100hp..
              which means about 300hp
[-Assembly-] Forwin: and after you've jumped you'll have about 100hp left
[-Assembly-] Forwin: then you can heal and do whatever you like
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: then how do you get the meepmobile?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: let me finish
[-Assembly-] Forwin: stamina will still be in you.. but you cant heal up to
              300hp
[-Assembly-] Forwin: everything is normal.. except that stamina will leave you
              after about 20 minutes
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: okay, so how do you get the meepmobile?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: I think I've guided you enough, haven't I? :)
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: well, i know i need stamina to survive, but i want the
              meepmobile, too. does it just pop into your inventory or what?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: nope, return to where you signed the contract
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: then you get a choice of what you want or something?
[-Assembly-] Forwin shakes his head.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: can other people stand under the tower and watch the people
              fall and land?
[-Assembly-] Forwin nods solemnly.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: do they scream going down?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: you should experience it yourself
[-Assembly-] Forwin: make a new char and try it out
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: a new char wouldn't have enough hp, even with stamina, to
              survive
[-Assembly-] Forwin: no need to survive
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: do you only get the meepmobile if you die?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: you go, pray.. and then get back
[-Assembly-] Forwin: no, the important thing is that you've made the jump
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: are you saying that if you jump and live, you get nothing?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: i mean, it's not a quest, is it?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: then what's the meaning of stamina smartass
[-Assembly-] Forwin rolls his eyes to the ceiling.
[-Assembly-] Forwin: no, just a club
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: stamina just goes away after awhile
[-Assembly-] Forwin nods solemnly.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: i mean, we've been through this stamina stuff about 4 times
              now.
[-Assembly-] Forwin: when it goes away, you'll lose 100hp from whatever you got
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: yes, i know, i know
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: so why do you have to go back to where you signed the
              contract?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: we talked about that you don't get the meepmobile after
              you've jumped, right?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: actually, no. you were not clear on that subject at all.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: how does one obtain a meepmobile?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: you jump, die/survive, return to where you signed contract
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: you have to DIE to get one?
[-Assembly-] Forwin rolls his eyes to the ceiling.
[-Assembly-] Forwin: I said, die/survive
[-Assembly-] Forwin: wether you die or survive, you'll get it, OMG
[-Assembly-] Forwin: are you drunk?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: no, but this is what you said, a direct quote i might add :
              Forwin: we talked about that you don't get the meepmobile after
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: it's supposed to say after you've jumped, right?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: tell me one thing.. why do you think I'm telling you to
              'return to where you signed contract'?`
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: got it? that's what you said. now you're saying you DO. so
              can you explain that to me.?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: well, i asked ages ago why i had to go back to the contract
              place.  and all you said was that we don't get the meepmobile
              after jumping. it's very vague.
[-Assembly-] Forwin: did you expect me to tell you everything? geez, experience
              it yourself
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: *laugh* i just expect you to be more clear.
[-Assembly-] Forwin: you have to think for yourself..
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: the suicide tower is different though. i don't want to
              experiment jumping off a tower i could die from.
[-Assembly-] Forwin: I said.. 'you jump, die/survive, return to where you
              signed contract'.. thats it
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: i don't want to die/survive, i want to survive.
[-Assembly-] Forwin: that's why you use stamina sherlock
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: i don't want to die jumping off that thing
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: look, how many times are you going to repeat yourself? it's
               the only clear thing you've said all nightl
[-Assembly-] Forwin: BUT THERE
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: over and over and over and over
[-Assembly-] Forwin: no more to say
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: should i eat a sandwich before i jump for more stamina?
[-Assembly-] Forwin scratches himself on the head.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: should i be toxed, full, and saturated?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: you should have full hp/sp and then ask someone to put
               unnatural stamina on you
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: what kind of clothing should i wear? should it be light and
               flowing?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: doesnt matter
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: and i have to have at least 212 hp of my own + unnatural
               stamina
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: now, when they put unnatural stamina on me, how will i know
               if they've put enough on me?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: like, what if they only put 50 more hp on me?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: ever had tome of spells?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: with your alternatives?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: from Alexii's
[-Assembly-] Forwin nods solemnly.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: no
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: i don't have any other chars, either
[-Assembly-] Forwin goes 'ah.'
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: and i got trapped badly in Alexii's and never went back
[-Assembly-] Forwin: anyways.. stamina always gives +100hp
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: who does that. a monk?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: if you have your own 212hp.. you'll have over 300hp when
               someone puts the stamina on you
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: yes, actually 312
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: but only for 20 minutes
[-Assembly-] Forwin nods solemnly.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: now, where you sign the contract, do they make you wait
               around for any length of time as this stamina is fading away?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: because that would really lessen the time that the stamina
               is on you
[-Assembly-] Forwin: nope.. no delay
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: or is useful, rather
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: like, do they make you sign a contract, then take you into
               another room for an explanation of what you're about to do, and
               another paper to sign, or anything like that?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: you sign contract.. and then go up in tower and jump from
               there
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: is it a long way down?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: like, how long does it take going down? because that for
               sure would impact your unnatural stamina
[-Assembly-] Forwin: takes like five seconds
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: five is a lot. that could be a very long time. what if you
               change your mind on the way down?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: now, I really think you're drunk
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: what if you went and put a cushion or a mattress under the
               tower where you land. would that help to save you?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: Is that supposed to be a joke?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: no, i was thinking it might lessen the impact
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: see, i really don't want to die
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: but i wouldn't mind jumping off the tower. so i need to
               figure out a way that i can do that without dying.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: wasn't there a flying carpet around here somewhere? could i
               possibly jump from the tower onto the carpet and ride it down?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: you know that flying carpet i'm talking about?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: all you need is the unnatural stamina
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: well, with a flying carpet i wouldn't need any stamina at
               all. not if the carpet puts me down gently.
[-Assembly-] Forwin: well, I've told you what you need to know
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: no, not really. i mean what is the business with the
               contract people?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: you'll see
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: but i don't want to die
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: will they kill me?
[-Assembly-] Forwin: Tuffy, we're knights.. wouldn't it be very unknightly of
               me to get you into a trap?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: well, i'm not sure. i mean you've been very helpful in some
               ways, but very circumspect in others. no, i would not think you
               would lead me into a trap. i'm just trying to get some clear
               answers here.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: i'm very clear that the stamina goes in about  20 minutes.
               very clear about that part.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: this die/survive thing is a little ambiguous.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: rather, die/survive then go pray. that doesn't sound good
               at all.
[-Assembly-] Forwin: well, what I ment is.. whether you die or live, you'll
               manage to join the club.. and with stamina I can assure you that
               you survive
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: it's all becoming very nebulous now. will you explain to me
               the whole thing again, exactly as it plays out?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: oh, this is for a club, not for a meepmobile?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: well, i actually wanted a meepmobile. do i need to do
               something else to get a meepmobile?
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: okay. i've actually been kidding around with you a whole
               bunch on this subject and you were very patient. :)
[-Assembly-] Forwin: you kidding me?
[-Assembly-] Forwin falls to the ground, dead.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: this conversation is hilarious. i should put it in my plan.
              :D
[-Assembly-] Forwin cries sadly.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: heeheee :D  there, there, it will be alright. ;)
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: you were very good and patient, except when you were
               calling me Sherlock, lololol! :D
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: i had some good rl laughs there
[-Assembly-] Forwin: I really thought you was drunk for a second there
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: my screen won't scroll back to the very beginning of the
               conversation :(
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: but i got most of it :)
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: "Do they scream when they're going down?" lololol! :D
[-Assembly-] Forwin utters a long-suffering sigh.
[-Assembly-] Tuffy laughs hysterically.
[-Assembly-] Forwin demands of the uncaring sky: Why me? Why me..
[-Assembly-] Tuffy: lolol "Should i eat a sandwich before going down?"  *Tuffy
               laughs hysterically.*


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