Wonka audio script

C = Celestia
TS = Twilight Sparkle
RR = RaRity
FS = FlutterShy
RD = Rainbow Dash
AJ = AppleJack
PP = Pinkie Pie

C: This one happens to be tomato soup, roast beef, and blueberry pie.
TS: Wow, that sounds delicious... (stomach rumbles) and I am getting kinda hungry...
RR: We just left an entire room filled with chocolate of every imaginable kind, and you're... hungry?
TS: Well, it's just, it's been almost half an hour, and...
C: Oh dear, the fat ones are always so impatient.
TS: I-I'm not fat! (more rumbles) I just... like chocolate...
PP: Aww, no need to be modest, Twi! Everyone knows you're a big jiggly piggy!
TS: T-that's... I don't...
RD: I saw you working up a sweat just casting a spell the other day... Ever think you might like chocolate a bit... too much...?
TS: Let's... not talk about that. Anyway, could i maybe... try this magical three course gum? You did say there were samples, right?
C: I'd rather you didn't. There's still some issues with the dessert...
TS: Not a problem! (possible yoink sfx)
C: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I really wouldn't.
TS: So long as it's food then that's for me!
RR: Oh, Twilight darling, don't go letting your appetite get the better of you...
TS: Ugh... It's just a strip of gum.
(chewing noises)
AJ: Fat as a cow and stubborn as a mule, that one...
FS: so whats it taste like?
TS: It's tomato soup!  It's so delicious, I can actually feel it going down my throat!
C: Stop... don't... (bubble blowing, popping sound)
PP: Wow, nice bubble, Twi! Do another! (bubble blowing, popping sound)
TS: This soup is so good, can't wait to see what the next course is...!
TS: Ooh! It's changing! (chewing noises) Roast beef... piles of mashed potatoes!
RR: Oh I do wish she would at least stop that dreadful smacking...
TS: Every chew gets better and better! (chewing sounds) Mmm, I could just chew this all day!
C: Yes, well, that may be more likely than you think. You really ought to spit it out before it gets to the dessert, it's not--
TS: (bubble blowing, popping sound) Wow! (chewing) Blueberry pie, with ice cream on the side! (chewing sounds) This is the best pie I've ever had, you guys!
RD: Sure... And we can tell you've had plenty of pie to compare it to. But... what's happening to your nose?!
TS: (chewing) What exactly do you mean...?
PP: You know how like, you're purple? Well... you're looking even MORE purple than usual!
RR: Have a look in this mirror.
TS: What? What's happening...? (magic sfx, chewing) Why can't I undo this with my magic?
C: It is an exceedingly powerful spell. I did warn you. You may as well enjoy the dessert, my little blueberry. The final course lasts... well, let's just say it lasts.
TS: Oh no... Oh no...! I feel... funny...
C: I am not surprised... (whispered) why is it always the fat ones...
RR: Oh dear, is she... swelling up?
C: Such a spoiled brat. You might at least consider slowing that incessant chewing of yours
TS: Mm, but this pie tastes so good... (creaking noises)
RD: Wow, her belly's almost touching the floor already...
FS: Not that it was all that far before...
TS: It's not stopping...!
PP: Wow, Twi! You're looking more like a balloon every second!
C: 'Blueberry' would be more proper term.
TS: B-blueberry?
AJ: She's darn near round as one...
TS: (gurgling noises) Oh no... my hooves aren't reaching the ground... Someone, do something...!
RR: But... what, darling...?
C: Well, my greedy little guest, since it seems you have no intention of spitting it out... Someone will have to roll you to the juicing room.
TS: W-what?! Juicing room? What's that for?
C: Oh, for squeezing. You must be squeezed immediately, before you explode, my dear.
TS: E-explode?! I don't want to pop... Please, hurry, I can't stop chewing...
TS: Help, someone do something before I... burst!
PP: Roll her? That sounds like fun! I'll do it! (sloshing, gurgling)
TS: Pinkie pie?! Watch where you're pushing... I'm... sensitive...
PP: Oompa loompa doompa dee do
C: Where did you get that dreadful chant from...
PP: I just made it up! Chewing and chewing all day long...
TS: This gum, so good, more pie...!
AJ: Is she going to be alright?
C: Difficult to say... I think it does depend slightly on what you consider alright...

PP: Gosh, you're looking tight. No time to waste, let's get this blimp rolling! Now just sit back, and let ol' Pinkie roll this big, sloshy, ponyberry around! Ooh! I know! Blow another bubble, Twi!
(bubble blows up, pops)