Void Girl Encounters 3: Mallory The Moth Queen

>You added three splashes of whiskey to your coffee as you open your laptop.
>Time to visit that one void board to get some answers about another void girl encounter.
>You knock back a few sips before you let the words flow out of you:

Mallory has got to be one of the most annoying void girls I ever ran across.


>Be chilling in the void at an abandoned building just having a smoke.
>Lights flickering outside the building.
>Hear some heavy fucking wings overhead so I run inside.
>Put my back to the door.
>Loud clang occurs and some feminine voice shouts "ow fuck!"
>Sounds like someone hit their fucking head on the lamp that's close to the second floor of the building.
>howdoesthatevenhappen
>Step outside to see what the fuck is going on.
>See some bitch in some Victorian England outfit dusting herself off.
>Can see she's giving the lamp the stink eye.
>Turns to me and says hello.
>After introducing myself, she does a little curtsey.
"What's your name?"
>"Mallory, The Moth Queen of the Void!"
>Don't know why she shouted that.
"Why are you way out in the middle of nowhere?"
>She laughs, turns out asking that question is a bit of a joke in The Void.
>"Oh just flying around, having a grand time in the void. You?"
"Just having a smoke."
>Before I can put the cigarette to my lips, she smacks it out of my hand.
"What the fuck"
>"How DARE you try and smoke in my presence, you are to be dealt with at once. Where do you live?"
>Decide I don't find her to be pleasant company and walk away, but not without her trying to bitch about me not being dismissed.
>Manage to ignore her all the way until I get a block away from my house.
>Merely point at a streetlight and asked her "what's that?" and off she flew only to hit it and land on some garbage bags that were under it.
>Wondered why I didn't do that to begin with.
>Get to my apartment, called up Death to ask about Mallory.
>Death just laughed her ass off about how ironic a 'Moth' was buzzing around in The Void, a place with little light.
>Also found out Mallory is the only 'Moth' thing in The Void so technically, she can be 'The Moth Queen'
>No one takes her seriously.
>Death told me to keep a spray bottle and a flashlight on you. Get her wings wet and she'll get horny and try to fuck you.
>Flash the light and she'll get distracted long enough to leave you alone.

Did Death just give me advice on how to fuck a moth? What the fuck is this place
Mallory is a total airhead, the pussy game is ridiculous tho.



>Mallory pops her head into your living room, her mouth open ready let loose with another verbose rant.
>"YOU THERE, WHERE ARE YOUR LAMPS"
>In a fluid motion, you grabbed your shoe from your left foot and flung it, getting a headshot.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE GODDAMN IT"