new guy (Terrakion) @ Life Orb
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Close Combat
- Stone Edge
- Taunt

opposite day (Serperior) @ Life Orb
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Leaf Storm
- Dragon Pulse
- Giga Drain

me irl (Ampharos-Mega) @ Ampharosite
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 160 HP / 252 SpA / 96 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunderbolt
- Volt Switch
- Dragon Pulse
- Heal Bell

fish doge (Vaporeon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 204 HP / 252 Def / 52 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Wish
- Protect
- Scald
- Baton Pass

u-turn guy (Crobat) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Defog
- Roost
- Taunt

zed (Porygon-Z) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Tri Attack
- Ice Beam
- Thunderbolt
- Trick