Anons New Chapter 1: Return

> Tap....tap...tap
> This was maddening.
> Tap....tap....tap
> And torture!
> Tap....tap...tap
> You just stared unresponsively at the white ceiling, the light just off center from your view.
> Tap....tap...tap
> You sigh heavily and turn back down, looking over the hospital room before.
> Well....mobile hospital room.
> You were currently on a train heading back to Ponyville.
> And you really didn't feel like going back.
> Not just yet, none of the elements had seen you yet.
> So they were most likely going to explode when you got back.
> Should've taken Celestia's offer your suppose.
> The tapping stopped.
> You slowly crane your head at the nifty little toy that was sent as a gift.
> After the Triathlon you were showered with gifts.
> And offers for many different things, like physical training, cage fighting and many more.
> You heard one of the griffons say courting but you decided to skedadle out of there.
> Well as much as you could.
> You had almost put your body into shock with the stunt you pulled.
> You weren't supposed to move no matter what happened.
> Not for the next month if you wanted a full recovery.
> A full month of no work-outs....
> That did not sound appealing to you at all.
> You shift in your bed uncomfortably, the trains vibrating being your only comfort.
> Things were going to change greatly when you got home.
> First off, the doctor that passed you in the test wanted to come with you.
> Apparently he was a professional in his field and he said you were a medical anomaly.
> Something about pushing your body way past its limit or something.
> But he was bigger than you thought and he was bringing his Maid, Butler, And personal nurse with him.
> As if your house could even fit one body.
> And apparently you were a pretty big name across Equestria already.
> In three days you had went from some freaky alien, to something more.
> From the news circulating you had heard someponies were already inspired by your feats.
> You smiled and shifted once more.
> Iron Will was already on his way to Canterlot, having already giving you a goodbye.
> You two agreed to stay in touch through letters.
> Maybe you two could meet up for a holiday or something?
> With a yawn you lift your arm slowly to cover your month.
> A flare of pain shot through your entire left side.
> With that reminder and a loud grunt your let your arm drop, deciding to just lay there.
> You could hear the room door slide open.
> With a loud shut it was followed by hoofsteps.
> A bored looking blue pony trotted into your vision.
> With a sigh his horn became enveloped in a blue aura and he pulled a chair over.
> "Alright Anonymous let's make this a quick check-up shall we?"
> With a nod you let him perform the usual tests.
> Pain? Still a ten out of ten.
> Movement? Still stiff as a mummy.
> Healing? Still slower than you both thought.
> Infact, your healing was almost at a stand-still as if trying to decide what to heal first.
> Your many bruises from the twigs.
> Your mashed toes.
> The open wounds from said mashed toes.
> The muscles so worn out that they couldn't physically move.
> The massive bruise on your fore-head.
> You didn't even want to get started on what your head felt like.
> After a couple of questions he trotted out, muttering things to himself.
> He was pretty cool for a pony.
> Except he had a really apathetic attitude.
> Especially towards pain.
> Your pain to be exact.
> You decided to get some rest as you still had a good half-hour left of your trip.

> You are Rainbow Dash.
> And you are absolutely pissed.
> You sat with your hooves folded in the courtroom as your friends chatted among themselves.
> Something about some kind of monster threat or something.
> Their constant yammering...
> You couldn't take it!
"Uhhhhg!"
> Your groan caused them all to look your way.
> Rarity and Applejack even stopped mid-argument.
> "Is something wrong Dashie?" Pinkie asked from off in the corner.
> She was trying to do something with a rubber duck and some pie...
"You all know what it is!"
> Twilight and the others let out a collective sigh, save for Pinkie who went back to what she was doing.
> "Darling you have to get over it, it's been three days."
> "Ah agree, ain't no point in holding onto a grudge."
"Oh no point? Anon beat me! Nopony beats the Dash!"
> "Except for you know, the ponies that did~!" Pinkie Pie sung from the corner.
> You glared at her.
"Sides, we all know he was using! Tell them Fluttershy."
> You reach over and wrap a hoof around the mare, pulling her over.
> She looked confused for a second before sighing.
> "I don't know, they would've... found something."
"They totally rigged the test!"
>"Even then Dash get over it." Spike said walking in.
> "He's basically a walking corpse now." Twilight added.
"AND THAT'S WHAT PISSES ME OFF!!!"
> The others all froze, watching you with curiosity as you flapped your wings rapidly.
> Taking to the air you began to buzz around the room in order to blow some steam off.
"The dude goes out there and nearly kills himself to prove a point and he's being applauded for it!? REALLY!? We do that every day and we don't get nearly as much respect as he does!"
> "Rainbow, Anon may be a rather slimy brute. But this isn't about that, you've got to let it go. If you keep hanging on you'll start to neglect other things."
> "She's got a point ya' know. Ah remember when ah was jealous of Big Mac fer a bit."
> You don't care.
" I don't care Applejack, besides we all know what that jealousy was really about!"
> "You shut yer mouth!"
"Or what?"
> "Come down here an' find out!"
"OK!"
> Before you could go down and do something about it, a purple aura froze you both in place.
> Twilight trotted into view, looking pretty pissed off.
> "Girls, obviously Anon is driving a wedge in between us. The only way we're going to get anything done and finally deal with this monster business is to confront him."
"Fine by me, when is he getting here?"
> Twilight seemed to think for a moment.
> "He'll be at the station in a couple of minutes."
"Good!"
> You left before she could say anything else.
> Which looked like she did, but she could wait.
> You were going to face Anonymous...
> You're Anonymous again and... well, that was a nice nap.
> You could swear that it was real.
> They had just begun to wheel you out of the train and onto the station platform.
> It took about five different stallions to find a good way to position your massive frame.
> As they slid you onto the platform the sudden flashing of tons of lights blinded you.
> You would shield your face if you even could.
"Stop." You simply say.
> The lights stopped, showing the faces of tons of ponies.
> They looked quite scared.
> The Doctor trotted past you.
> "Oh calm down, he's heavily incapacitated right now."
> The lights started again.
> You just groaned.
> What a dick.
> The stallions wheeled you past the crowd as they scrambled to get pictures, get an autograph, or get you to do something.
> You just laid back and let them do all of the work.
> You had to admit, sitting back and doing nothing was nice.
> But it would only feel like that for awhile.
> You would have to deal with this new-found fame, and finding a job, and the like.
> It was all going to change.
> Plus you had gotten a note from Celestia stating that she would probably call upon your aid in a crises.
> So that was nice...
> The sounds kind of blended as you phased out of consciousness.
> But a loud boom caught your attention.
> You could hear the Doctor sight and step away.
> The stallions were all running away for some reason....
> Opening your eyes you could see a rainbow colored rocket heading straight towards you.
> "Annnooon!" it screamed.
> Welp...
> You really didn't want to.
> You thought about Pinkie's laughter.
> And you sat up instantly, catching the rainbow rocket before it could connect with you.
> Your muscles screamed in pain.
> Oh the rocket was Rainbow...
> You give her a crocked smile.
"Sup Seven."
> She squirmed in your grasp, making a series of curses.
> Casually tossing her aside, you flop back into the bed.
> Just doing that alone had already left you drained and exhausted.
> She yelled something but was swarmed by the mob of ponies.
> They began to shout about getting her Autograph and various other things.
> The Stallions not wanting to deal with this anymore lifted you up and hauled flank out of there.
> You were at your house within minutes.
> These guys could really move if they wanted to...
> They wheeled you through your door before retching at the horrid mess you had.
> Trotting out and leaving you alone they all sighed getting a taste of sweet freedom.
> It felt good to be back home.
> You would get on your couch if you could.
> After waiting patiently for a couple of minutes multiple hooves clopping caught your attention.
> Turning your head you could see the Doctor followed by a tan pony with a white mane and tail in a french maid outfit.
> A cream colored pony in a tuxedo with a slicked back black mane.
> Nurse Redheart...
> Wait a minute.
"You're his number one nurse?"
> She nodded with a smile.
> "He and I used to be very close co-workers, we worked on the Manehatten project together."
> Interesting...
> The Doctor turned to the Maid and Butler and nodded wordlessly.
> They instantly got to work, picking up the various items you left scattered.
"Careful of splinters, I broke the kitchen door!"
> That was the day you got the disqualification note.
> "Alright Anonymous, let's get some rules going."
> The Doctor cleared his throat and held out an expecting hoof.
> Nurse Readheart handed him a list.
> " Rule one, under no circumstances are you to move."
> He looked up from the list, his eyes narrowed.
> "You already broke it once, don't do it again, or a medical book is being dropped on your lap."
> Nurse Redheart chuckled.
> "Rule two, No-pony is to visit you for the next month. Your pretty big now, and dealing with that is going to get in the way of your healing process."
> This went on for awhile, him listing off different rules and explaining how they pertained specifically to you.
> "Rule two-hundred-and-fourty-two, Anonymous is not allowed to work out or even think about exercise of any kind."
> He narrowed his eyes on you again, this time not even saying anything.
> "Rule two-hundred-and-fourty-three, Do not let the Elements of Harmony and Anonymous meet for the next month. This is crucial, we have no idea what's going on with them Anonymous...."
> "Anonymous..."
> You snapped back to reality, looking away from the wall.
"Yeah, Yeah got ya'."
> You had no idea what the hell he was talking about...
> "Mhm... Well I'm going to use a teleportation spell and send you to your room, alright? I'm also pretty sure it's as dirty as this house, so my Maid will be up there shortly."
"Mhm"
> A warm, fuzzy feeling enveloped you.
> It felt kind of nice....
> POP
> You were all of a sudden in your room, laying in your soft bed.
> ....
> Maybe you could just curl a bit...
> You shake the thought out of your head, you would need to be at full strength by the next month.
> You wanted to find a job....
> Before you had gotten benefits from the Equestrian Government.
> No more of that, you had already cancelled on them.
> The Doctor said he would basically live with you anyway so he would most likely carry you until you could move again.
> You thought about his rule of no visitors.
> Did that apply to Derpy?
> What about the Cutie Mark Crusaders?
> Damn, you still had to go and see Cardio Bunny.
> You frown.
> This was going to be a boring month...
> You are Rainbow Dash.
> And let's try this again.
> Those ponyrazzis were annoying.
> They were like a bunch of rats, leaving you bruised and scratched in various places.
> You stomped your way through the town and stopped in front of Anon's house.
> You blew some air out of your nose, a look of fierce determination plastered on your face.
> You were going to end this right now...
> Stomping up to the door you raised your hoof to knock...
> And was hit in the face by the door flying open.
> And apathetic pony popped his head out and looked you over.
> "Sorry, Anonymous isn't taking any visitors right now."
> He paused and looked you over again.
> "And get off of the ground like that, it's very undignified for a pony like yourself."
> The door slammed shut leaving you staring up at the sky.
> You were seeing red...
> Getting up you glared at the door.
> It looked pretty flimsy.
> Reeling up to buck it down you were suddenly stopped by a purple aura.
> AGAIN!? REALLY!
> Twilight trotted up and sighed.
> "As I TRIED to tell you earlier, Anonymous would be too busy to see now. We called it a day and all went home Dash, time for you to do the same."
"But I don't want to go home! I want to see Anon's stupid face with some dirt in it."
> "Dash!"
"Maybe make him eat some worms too!"
>"Ok, that's enough. You're coming home with me."
"He would look real good if his nose on the left side of his face!"
> You continued to shout out insults as a very exasperated Twilight dragged you away.
> You sigh staring forward.
> Already bored out of your mind and it's only been a good ten minutes.
> Living on the second story of your house gave you a good view of Ponyville.
> Earlier you had heard something shouting at your house.
> All you had done was leaned over and you could see Rainbow pissed about something.
> That was amusing until Twilight came and dragged her away.
> You turn back to your room and...wow, it was a bigger mess than you thought.
> After you left, being so close to the Everfree your house was ransacked and looted by multiple strays.
> Most of your stuff was either torn, eaten or gone.
> The red and white vase was still fine though.
> Three knocks resided at your door.
"Come on in."
> Maybe it was Derpy! The Doctor did have a heart after all.
> The door swung open and the french maid pony trotted in, shaking her head at the tornado you called a room.
> "Hello Anonymous."
> Her voice was almost as sweet as Fluttershys.
"Hi."
> Without another word you turn back to the window, resting your head against the bed post.
> The maid just hummed to herself as she trotted around and started by picking up various pieces of clothing.
> She seemed to be nervous about something though.
> Turning to her you give her a smile.
> She refused to look at your after that.
> Was she smug too?
> Nah, something about the way she was acting didn't point towards that.
> It was something else.
"What's up?"
> She froze up before nervously laughing.
> "W-what do you mean what's up, I have no idea what you are talking about! hahahaha..."
>...
> You would have to be thick as a wall to not see that.
> She slouched when she saw you weren't buying it.
> "Ok, sorry Mister Anonymous. It's just... you were amazing in the Triathlon!"
> Not what you expected.
"Oh please."
> Time to dismiss this asap.
> "No really! I was on the edge of my seat when we were watching. Javel and I were hooked!"
"Oh stop..."
> For real stop.
> You still weren't used to this praise.
> She gushed about how despite your many wounds how you went on.
> Also how word got out that you had ran there before hand.
> You found yourself blushing at how highly she talked about your feats.
> She stopped though when she saw how uncomfortable you got, apologizing profusely.
> Which had just made you even more uncomfortable.
> You decided to change the subject to her in order to salvage it.
> She was reluctant to talk at first...
> But she opened up in the end.
> Apparently her and the Butler were brother and sister.
> They were both homeless and jobless before the Doctor found them and took them in.
> Since then they had been working for him.
> Her name was Balai.
> Javel was her brother.
> She seemed bashful after she explained the name meanings.
> Javel meant Bleach.
> And Balai meant broom.
> You found it hard not to laugh, the room vibrating with each might laugh.
> The Maid blushed before smacking you with a rolled up newspaper.
> What are you a dog now?
> After talking some more she had cleaned as much of your room as she could.
> Then Javel burst through the door screaming about some help.
> You could hear The Doctor and Nurse Redheart screaming with a bear roaring in the background.
> Looks like they found a stray.
> You went to help but Balai told you to stay put.
> Within seconds of the two leaving the screaming stopped.
> You would definitely not fuck with them.
> After everything was said and done you roll over, staring at the day sky.
> Time to get some shut eye...