mineshroom

===Day 1===

Like most ''Minecraft'' worlds, our journey begins in a quaint forest. Punch a tree, get your logs, make a wooden pick, and start mining for diamonds and other neat junk. No real need to break tradition here, so let's get going.

Ravine right at the beginning. A good omen? Only one way to find out - dive right in!

Already found some iron. I'm liking this start so far.

Don't think I don't see you over there.

After getting some coal, I made myself a nice iron pick, a sword, and... a bucket. Normally I try making myself some armor at this stage, but something tells me a bucket will be more useful for now.

Oh look, more iron! Let's go g- *thud* *hiss*

''HOLY SHIT GET OUT''

...

Well, this is a fun situation. Good thing I made a sword!

Moving on, I proceed onwards to a cave above the ravine. Found some mo- *hiss* '''BOOOOM!'''

*thud*

...Ow.

Well, third time's the charm, I guess. The explosion itself didn't hurt much, but the fall did.

Oh, look, there's one more down here too. Great. Time to invoke my trusty bucket and swim my way up.

Nasty run-in with a spider on the way up. Not doing too hot, huh. Aaaand it's nighttime now too.

Well, desperate times call for desperate measures. No way I can handle the nighttime wilderness in the state I'm in now. I'll see you all in the morning.

===Day 2===

Alright, its sunrise. Let's get out of here.

Go burn away somewhere else please, thanks.

I need food. Hopefully there's animals around here.

Ah, good. Prepare the slaughter! Need wool for a bed anyway.

Let's try to find a village somewhere by here. I need a shelter eventually. This is one big forest though... hopefully it won't take too long.

Oh, great, it's raining. I just washed this jacket.

Oooh, plains. Maybe theres a village here.

Horses. Nabber would be proud. Too bad I don't have a saddle.

Damn, dead end. I should boat across this one day, but not today. I see some ruins over there though... might try to make that my shelter instead. I should cook up my stuff first though.

Ah, nourishment. Good.

Oh, it's nightfall already... Time to break out the bed. Will check out the ruins in the morning. Goodnight everybody!

===Day 3===

Alright, good morning, good morning. Let's go check out those ruins. Bit farther than I thought at first, but no biggie, we got plenty of everything.

...Oh, is that it?

Well that's disappointing. Can't exactly live underwater, can I. Let's see what the loot is, at least.

Oooh, a map. Let's check out the treasure. Wants us to go northwest. Onwards!

Nice taiga. Hopefully there's a village in there. Check it out later.

Alright, we're at the spot. Time to start digging. Hope I don't drown here like I usually do...

...

Bruh where is it I've used like half my shovel

Jackpot!

Not bad. Wish there were some diamonds though.

Hold up... what's that in the distance. Village?? Let's go.

Brr... it's cold.

Looks like we're gonna have to get through these guys to get there. *gulp*

Aaaaand I totally bested them and killed them effortlessly using my own brute strength and determination and some third thing and I totally didnt run away like a pansy so don't say that I did ok

Anyway, wo- *groan*
Hold on.
*slash*

Okay. Where was I? Wow, ni- *groan*
*sigh* *slash*

Wow, nice place we- *groan*
Okay, can these zombies get off my ass for a few seconds and let me take a picture? Thanks.

Nice place we got here.

Hey dude, I'm your new roommate.
*zzz*
Is it alright if I crash here?
*zzz*
Alright, cool dude. Good night!
*zzz*

===Day 4===

Heeeyyyy my dude. Have a good rest?
"Hrrrrrm." (Translation: "What the fuck are you doing inside my house?!")
Good to hear it! Talk to you later.
"Hnnnngh." (Translation: "I will get a restraining order you creep!!!")

Well, good a time as ever to meet the locals. This is a cute village, though all the snow gets a bit annoying. I wonder what peop- OH GOD NOT AGAIN FUCK

God go the fuck away I hate you all- *hiss* '''BOOOOOOM!'''

Oooops... Not a great first impression, huh.

This guy's mad at me :'(

Well, continuing our tour, we've got a house ov- OMG WHAT IS THAT

OMG THATS SUCH A CUTE CAT I NEED IT

Quick I need fish uhhhhh where can I get fish fuck I need an ocean where the fuck's the ocean

Oh its... right there. Okay. Here, kitty kitty!

Nooooo why are you so picky come back here so I can love you D:

There we go, yay! <3 He's the best boi here. Anyway, let's go meet people. What'chall got for me?

Oh... they're all unemployed. This village sucks.

Oh look, a cute little bear! How adora- oh god its mom is pissed fuck run away

Uhm, well, let's go far away from there and check out the other houses.

Well, at least the people here are employed, but their trades suck. Shame.

Man, its cramped back at home. Let's find some new digs.

Oooh, this is nice. Alright, let's dump everything we've got in a chest and call it a night. Where's my kitty though?

Aw, how cute! Wrong house though silly!

Anyways, today was a long day. Time to sleep.

===Days 5 and 6===
Well, new digs. Might as well make it official.

Gotta love free real estate.

I might as well use all this iron. Like my suit?

Might as well go mining for diamonds and stuff. I think I can handle myself well enough in a fight now at least. Let's get all my stuff together first and the- dude wtf

What are you doing in my house???
"Hmmmmmmm." (Translation: "This is MY house!")
I don't want to buy anything from you, go away!
"Hrrrrrgh." (Translation: "Are you fucking insane?!")

Anyway, let's go deep into the forest and find a cave. Hopefully it doesn't take too lo-ahfuhdjfh *thud*

Why does this still happen?!?

Ah, finally found a cave.

Oh, another ravine... Still have some PTSD from the last ravine, but fuck it, gotta go for it anyway.

Finding a lot of iron and coal here, but still not deep enough to find diamonds. Skeletons and zombies are getting annoying, but nothing I can't handle. It's strangely much warmer deep underground than at the surface, so that's nice. Oh, my pick is almost done, let me make anoth-

...

I forgot a crafting table.

Hold on... *sigh*

Okay, finally got one from a tree outsiiii-oh god this looks dicey

fuck fuck fUCK FUCK AAAAAA

I HATE BABY ZOMBIES

Grrrrrrrr... Well, it had to happen eventually, I guess. Let's just try to find our way back...

Okay, good, we're here. Anyway. I'm going to find these goddamn diamonds if it costs me my life.

===Day 7===