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- Time for the news, bitch.
- Mass Grave Found in Mexico May Be for Migrants Attacked by Cartel
- D.C. Jury Finds Pro-Life Activists Guilty of Violating FACE Act
- 20,000 Illegals Land on UK Shores as PM Claims 'Plan Is Working'
- Oversight Committee Probes Biden Family's Foreign Travel Records
- Wolves Return to Southern California After More than a Century
- Nolte: Democrat-Run San Francisco Loses Nordstrom’s After 35 Years
- First Day of Khan's Car Crackdown Marred by Computer Issues, Protests
- Get All Breitbart News Here
- Idalia Makes Landfall
- Category 3 — 125 mph Winds… ‘Extremeley Dangerous’
- Streets were flooded in parts of Cuba as Idalia passed nearby
- Hurricane Idalia slammed into northwest Florida as an “extremely dangerous” Category 3 storm early Wednesday, as officials warned of catastrophic impacts including storm surges of up to 16 feet (about five meters).
- AFP17
- CEDAR KEY RESIDENTS URGED TO EVACUATE
- STORM SURGE ‘NOT AT ALL SURVIVABLE’
- JORDAN DIXON-HAMILTON
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- EXCLUSIVE — TRUMP, WALTZ TO MEET AFGHANISTAN WITHDRAWAL GOLD STAR FAMILIES AT BEDMINSTER…
- MATTHEW BOYLE
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- …GOLD STAR MOM BLASTS WOKE GEN. MILLEY
- IAN HANCHETT
- 70
- OVERSIGHT COMBS THROUGH VP BIDEN’S AIR FORCE TWO FOREIGN TRAVEL RECORDS
- WENDELL HUSEBØ
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- DEMOCRAT-RUN SAN FRANCISCO LOSES NORDSTROM’S AFTER 35 YEARS
- JOHN NOLTE
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- CHURCH OF ENGLAND PRIESTS SAY PREMARITAL, GAY SEX NOT IMMORAL
- THOMAS D. WILLIAMS, PH.D.
- 234
- OUR RADAR
- CANADA: TRANS TEACHER WITH LARGE PROSTHETIC BREASTS RETURNING TO CLASS343
- FACT CHECK: GABBY GIFFORDS CLAIMS ‘GUN LAWS ARE SAVING LIVES’ IN VIRGINIA309
- 12-YEAR-OLD BOY BOOTED FROM COLORADO CLASS FOR GADSDEN FLAG ON BACKPACK485
- WATCH: MAN TASED AND ROBBED ON PORCH OF SEATTLE HOME308
- ELVIS PRESLEY’S SMITH & WESSON REVOLVER SELLS FOR $200K AT AUCTION98
- REPORT: TELEHEALTH ABORTIONS IN COLORADO ARE SKYROCKETING245
- NASCAR BLASTED FOR ’ILLEGAL’ DIVERSITY INTERNSHIP PROGRAM THAT EXCLUDES WHITES582
- WOMAN ALLEGEDLY KILLED TWO KIDS, HERSELF IN MURDER-SUICIDE AFTER CUSTODY BATTLE LOSS366
- Exclusive: GOP Lawmakers Rip Joe Biden for Using Email Alias to Conduct Family Business
- Exclusive: Republican Lawmakers Rip Joe Biden for Using Email Alias to Conduct Family Biz…
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- Exclusive — Sen. Ron Johnson: Obama Should Allow Archives to Release Biden’s 5K Alias Emails
- …Obama Should Allow Archives to Release Biden’s 5K Alias Emails
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- MTG Demands Impeachment Inquiry to Uncover Biden's 5K Alias Emails
- MTG Demands Impeachment Inquiry to Uncover Biden's 5K Alias Emails
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- Church of England Priests Say Gay, Premarital Sex Not Immoral
- Church of England Priests Say Gay, Premarital Sex Not Immoral
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- U.S. Will (Again) Draw on Stockpiles to Send Weapons to Ukraine
- U.S. Will (Again) Draw on Stockpiles to Send Weapons to Ukraine
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- Tribal Police Bust Up Climate Activists Blocking Road to Burning Man
- Tribal Police Bust Up Climate Activists Blocking Road to Burning Man
- 3,380
- Judge Dismisses Lawsuit by Sorority Sisters to Block Man from Joining
- Judge Dismisses Lawsuit by Sorority Sisters to Block Man from Joining
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- Canada: Trans Teacher with Prosthetic Breasts Returning to Class
- Canada: Trans Teacher with Prosthetic Breasts Returning to Class
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- WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 24: Republican presidential candidate former U.S. President Donald Trump speaks at the Faith and Freedom Road to Majority conference at the Washington Hilton on June 24, 2023 in Washington, DC. Trump spoke on a range of topics to an audience of conservative evangelical Christians. (Photo by Drew Angerer/Getty Images)
- Judge Tanya Chutkan Sets Trump’s J6 Trial Date for Eve of Super Tuesday
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- Kathy Griffin Gets Her Lips Tattooed, Shares Swollen 'Before' Picture
- Kathy Griffin Gets Her Lips Tattooed, Shares Swollen 'Before' Picture
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- Jon Voight Slams Biden’s ‘Corrupt Mob’ Administration, Warns of ‘Civil War’
- Jon Voight Slams Biden’s ‘Corrupt Mob’ Administration, Warns of ‘Civil War’
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- National Hurricane Center Warns Florida of Storm Surges, Strong Winds
- National Hurricane Center Warns Florida of Storm Surges, Strong Winds
- Monkey Gets Life After Bodies of 2 White Women Are Found in Abandoned House.
- They both brought drugs from him.
- Police Searching for Pavement Ape Who Doused His Mudshark Girlfriend with Gasoline and Then Set Her on Fire.
- Chimp Kills His Mudshark Girlfriend and Her White Parents, Then Hangs Himself Once He Gets Arrested.
- Another Arsenic Ardipith Arrested After Burning His Coalburner Girlfriend While She Was Sleeping.
- Monkey Denies Raping 15-Year-Old Girl After Giving Her AIDS.
- Coon Charged After Molesting Young Girl and Possessing Child Porn.
- 2 Testosterone Infused Groids Arrested After Raping Teenage Girl in Locker Room.
- Pubes with a Negro Under it Arrested After Raping 13-Year-Old Girl in Fayetteville.
- ............ I thought Spiderman 3 was a good movie.... Weather.
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- Current threat: Pumpkin Spice Latté. ☕
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- Abu Hajaar
- Abu Hajaar was a highly trained ISIS soldier who reached international fame due to his epic combat skills;
- Firing at his own team, exposing himself to gunfire, refusing to assist his allies, screwing with a missile, poor firearm angling, etc, etc. VICE was able to recover the footage of the crew's hilarious exploits for all of the world to see. Instantaneously, it became a meme that will remain funny for 5 minutes until it's driven into the ground.
- ((What is wrong with you, Abu?))
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- Arthur Balfour (1848–1930) was a British statesman and Conservative politician who served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1902 to 1905. During his time as Foreign Secretary in the Lloyd George ministry, he issued the Balfour Declaration in 1917 on behalf of the Cabinet, which supported a "home for the Jewish people" in Mandatory Palestine. During his tenure as prime minister, Balfour passed the Land Purchase (Ireland) Act 1903, which bought most Anglo-Irish land in the UK, as well as the Education Act 1902, which had a major long-term impact in modernising the school system in England and Wales. He secured the Entente Cordiale, an alliance that ended centuries of intermittent conflict between Britain and France and their predecessor states. This photographic portrait of Balfour was taken by George Charles Beresford in 1902.
- Photograph credit: George Charles Beresford; restored by MyCatIsAChonk
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go chase some polar bears with my golf cart.
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