me {
	name relurk.webs.com;
	info Relurk IRC;
	numeric 1;
};
admin {
	"Jakob";
	"relurk";
	"Relurk@relurk.webs.com";
};
class clients {
	pingfreq 90;
	maxclients 500;
	sendq 100000;
	recvq 8000;
};
class servers {
	pingfreq 90;
	maxclients 10; /* Max servers we can have linked at a time */
	sendq 1000000;
	connfreq 100; /* How many seconds between each connection attempt */
};
allow {
	ip *;
	hostname *;
	class clients;
	maxperip 5;
};
allow {
	ip *@*;
	hostname *@*.passworded.ugly.people;
	class clients;
	password "f00Ness";
	maxperip 1;
};
listen *:6667 {
	options {
		clientsonly;
	};
};
oper relurk {
	class clients;
	from {
		userhost *@comcast.net;
	};
	password "xUTAHx";
	flags {
		netadmin;
		can_gkline;
		can_gzline;
		can_zline;
		can_restart;
		can_die;
		global;
	};
	swhois "Is Owner Of Relurk IRC";
	snomask frebWqFv;
};
oper dj801 {
	class clients;
	from {
		userhost *@comcast.net;
	};
	password "dj801rocks";
	flags {
		netadmin;
		can_gkline;
		can_gzline;
		can_zline;
		can_restart;
		can_die;
		global;
	};
	swhois "is How This Server is Up and Root";
	snomask frebWqFv;
};
drpass {
	restart "restart-u-hoe";
	die "die-you-hoe";
};
loadmodule "modules/commands.dll";
loadmodule "modules/cloak.dll";
log ircd.log {
	maxsize 21MB;
	flags {
		errors;
		kills;
		oper;
		kline;
		tkl;
	};
};
ban nick {
	mask "motherfucker";
	reason "Reserved for your dad";
};
ban nick {
	mask "pie";
	reason "maybe a PIE Virus o.o";
};
ban ip {
	mask "0.0.0.0";
	reason "hacker umm";
};
except ban {
	mask "67.182.199.130";
};
except ban {
	mask "*@c-67-182-199-130.hsd1.ut.comcast.net";
};
except ban {
	mask "*@c-67-161-212-67.hsd1.ut.comcast.net";
};
except ban {
        mask "67.161.212.67";
};
deny channel {
	channel "#*r*e*l*u*r*k*s*u*c*k*";
	reason "FUCK U COCK SUCKER";
	warn on;
};
badword * {
	word "relurk sucks";
	replace "I WANT RELURK'S BALLS";
};
badword * {
	word "O_O";
	replace "I'm a fag";
};
set {
	kline-address my@emailaddress.com;
	auto-join #welcome;
	options {
		hide-ulines;
	};
	hosts {
		local Local.Reurk.webs.com;
		global Global.Relurk.webs.com;
	};
};