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- >Well that's a bit of a bother.
- >Your brand new, town-spanning waterslide is tangled in spiky black vines.
- >You spot a nearby madman flailing a burning stick at a vine.
- >"They hate fire! You have to burn them!"
- >You give him a rough smack, and he tumbles over.
- "But that'd burn the waterslide!"
- >It's plain to see that there's only one way to solve this.
- >You must assemble a team, and burn the source.
- >You stop being there
- >And start being in the library.
- "Twilight, you're coming with me!"
- >She groggily stumbles down the stairs, and you grab her around the waist.
- >You stop being in the library
- >And start being about 500 feet away, straight up, in Rainbow Dash's house.
- >You flip and roll your way to her bedroom, where she is sound asleep.
- "WAKE UP!"
- >Dash rockets up into the ceiling, then pops her head out.
- >She glares at you disapprovingly.
- "We're going to where the vines are coming from, and burning them to death!"
- >Both her and Twilight speak at the same time.
- >"What vines?"
- >You tear a hole in the wall and let them look out of it.
- >"Oh. Those vines."
- >You don't really feel like getting more ponies together to ward off the vines. Everypony that you would bother taking is too far away.
- "So there's Twilight, Dash, Me, Myself and I."
- >You and you walk in from behind a wall.
- "Hi."
- "'Sup."
- >The team is assembled!
- >You bear hug everyone together, and stop being inside Rainbow Dash's house.
- >And start being at the edge of the Everfree Forest.
- >You release the team, and charge into the shrubbery.
- >You get quite a ways in before you find that you're lost.
- >Also, you notice that Twilight and Rainbow Dash are looking at the sky.
- >One of the yous with them follows their gaze.
- >Ahh. The sun and the moon are both in the sky.
- >You stop being the other yous and start being the you that isn't looking at the sun/moon.
- >What would the best way to do this be...
- >Weigh down the moon, of course!
- >You stop being on the planet
- >And start being on top of the moon.
- >Your extra weight pushes it down, and just as you disappear below the horizon, you stop being on the moon
- >And start being back with Twilight and Rainbow Dash.
- >They have no idea what just happened.
- "Oi."
- >They look at you, and you tap your wrist twice, before gesturing into the forest.
- >You and you step out from behind some trees, and Twilight asks one of her patented silly questions.
- >"How can there be so many of you?"
- >One of you taps your foot impatiently, another you gives her a condescending glare, and the last you explains.
- "Well, I can be in the same place at several different times, why can't I be in several different places at the same time?"
- >She seems to accept your explanation. Or her brain has melted from how flawless your logic is, you're not totally sure.
- >You charge into the Everfree at a much more sedate pace than last time, and the team follows.
- >In practically no time at all, you find yourself at a fancy castle.
- >Well, it was probably fancy at some point. Now it's crumbling a bit.
- >You make a mental note to loot it later.
- >As you make the aforementioned mental note, you trip down a flight of stairs.
- >Ow.
- >On the bright side, the vines seem to originate here.
- "Hey, guys! I found what we're looking for!"
- >You, you, Twilight and Dash come down the stairs to where you are.
- >With them by your side, you enter the cave the vines are coming from.
- >And find a fancy blue tree.
- >As the rest of your team marvels, you, you and you take your positions.
- >And, all at once, you start shaking your hands violently, causing them to catch alight.
- >Then, all of you flick the fire off your hands at the tree the vines are coming from.
- >It collapses immediately under the onslaught, but the vines remain.
- >One of you notices that there are two nodes made of vines, and you all decide that they need to go.
- >Another volley of flame, and the vines wither and die, revealing two tall winged unicorns.
- >They shakily stand, and approach you.
- >The white one speaks.
- >"We, and indeed all of Equestria, owe you our lives. I ask only for your names, and in return, I will give you one gift."
- >You, you and you huddle together and mumble at each other.
- >It's just for show, as you already know what you will ask for.
- >You turn back to the bedraggled alicorns, and speak.
- "We are Anonymous, and we want Twilight to hurry up with the telekinesis lessons."
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