Sheeple/7 rights

Dedicated to the sweatiest, manliest, MGTOW, trenchy about. OC my roid raging brother, may all your sweaty fetid fantasies come true.

A sheeple, his brain weighing 98 grams
Gets lead by the nose by his sweaty MGTOW-bros
His 'guns' don't help him
And then in the Mens only gym
He scribbles his prose
As he wanks for a cause
Makes him quibble and preen

And with copy
and just a little bit of paste

He was thick, but quite green
His mind in unused shape
But the wrong shape (no homo)

He reads Belfort, follows Roosh, idolizes Gators
Tries to build up a following
Till they all starved to death.
Posted a clickbait advert, in education it ran
Said with just 7 rights, I can make you a man!

He stroked his muscles, and genitals
Roid rages
Still not a catch.
Thought throwing cunt into a debate, meant he'd won that match.
So he rewatched the video, and regurgitated some more crap
In just 7 rights, I can make you a man!



To the tune of Rocky Horror, Charles Atlas. Throw me lulz, and I'll do the reprise as well.