Lincoln gets a proposal

>Lincoln was playing his new game, as the action gamemaster.
>Suddenly, an arm came from the tv and flashed a thick stack of papers at him!
>"Lisa, you're in the way. Can you, uh, not block my view?"
>"Not a chance. We have important christmas business to discuss."
>Lincoln sighed and paused the game, taking the thick stack of papers from Lisa.
>The stack was foreboding, and full of odd language, constant references to obscure lore, and generally impossible to actually read.
>"Uh, Lisa? What is this?"
>"That is a pre-nuptial agreement, and it's all ready to go. Now, if you would sign here, here, and here."
>Lincoln looked even more confused.
>"My christmas present to you is that we're getting married."
>"M-married?"
>"Yesh. I have here our rings and a nuptial arrangement date for december the twenty-ninth at Cheesy Chuck's. You can thank my Lawyer, Bobby Santiago."
>Bobby was outside the window, pointing at a cerificate of some sort.
>Lincoln was about to freak out.
>Lisa slipped a massive candy ring onto Lincoln's finger.
>"You look as ravishing as the day I fell in love with you, big brother. Kish me."
>Lisa puckered her lips at Lincoln.
AAAUUUGH!
>Lincoln dove behind the couch.
>Luan and Lisa and Bobby laughed.
>"Don't worry, fraternal unit. I'm not actually trying to marry you."
>"At least, not yet." Lisa added under her breath.
>"I got you this big stack of papers as proof of you owning mining rights to Asteroid TLHG20228312. It ekshpires in 2045, so you should think about sending a mission there soon."
>Lincoln peeked out from behind the couch.
>Lisa kissed her brother on the forehead.
>"Merry Christmas, big brother."