Filly NMM Oneshot

>"But I don't want to take a nap!"
"Moony please, I had a rough night and just need a couple hours to recharge is all."
>"You promised we'd go to the park!"
>She scrunches up her face in frustration.
"We can go later, just let me relax for a little while."
>"I'm quite you had enough time to 'relax' with those harlot pegasi twins you went out with last night. I had the rough night, Pinkie tried to get me to play with those infants she lives with and they almost struck me with a dirty diaper before she came in to change them."
"Then I guess you need a nap more than I do huh?"
>"Insolent whelp! I will see that these transgressions do not go unpunish-"
>A pounding at the door interrupts your little tyrant and you groan as you get up to answer it.
>On the other side is what would appear to be a floating box if not for the golden mane sticking out the front of it.
>"P-package for Mr. Anonymous... Uh, little help?"
>Lifting the weighty item of your friendly neighborhood mail mare, you sign for it and wave her off as she does the same before crashing into a tree.
>Dragging it back into the living room, you empty out its contents which contain quite a few chunks and planks of painted wood, nails and a hammer.
"What the hell is this all supposed to be?"
>"It's mine."
"Oh yeah? What makes you so sure of that kiddo?" You ask turning to the bunny suited filly next to you.
>"This." She floats over an open scroll with the royal seal on it.
>"(To my loyal subject Anonymous;) He's MY loyal subject, (Enclosed in this package is a doll house that I believe would make a fine gift for your little filly.) Implying I belong to you and not the other way around. (Hopefully it will allow her to warm up to you and lay the foundation for a healthy father/daughter relationship.) You make for quite an ugly daughter."
>You look at the scattered lumber littering your floor.
"Doll house?"
>"(p.s. Some assembly required. Love, Aunty Celestia.) Disgusting old horse. Well get busy slave, it isn't going to build itself."
>She picks up her Teddy Bear and leaves you alone to get started.
>Not five minutes later she returns.
>"I'm bored."
"Hi bored, I'm Anonymous, also busy."
>"Entertain me."
"Here."
>You grab the box the parts were shipped in and dump the packing peanuts all over Moony.
"Pretend its a snow day."
>When she pops her head out of the pile you drop the empty box over her and get back to work.
>Hours later you've finished your work and with only three fingers wrapped in gauze.
"Hey Moony your doll house is finished."
>Turning to where you saw her last you find the large box on its side and covered in the styrofoam peanuts.
>Peeking in you see her cuddled up with Sir Bearington and a scarf wrapped around the two of them.
>Smiling to yourself you decide to let her dream and wake up to her new gift while you return to the couch for some much deserved rest.
>It's hard being a single father, but you wouldn't give her up for the whole world.