HFY IRC RPG

12:40 PM — •Belgy|Lunch gives Hambone a MYSTERY BOX
12:40 PM — •Hambone listens to the box with a stethoscope, taps on it gently
12:40 PM — •Belgy|Lunch hopes the puppies are okay
12:41 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/bc/51/cbbc519abfcbe6f3f120e4789bb0488e.jpg
12:41 PM — •Hambone cuts a small hole in the box, inserts fibreoptic camera
12:43 PM — •Belgy|Lunch hopes he doesn't hurt the puppies
12:43 PM — •Hambone peers through the camera to see what's inside the box
12:44 PM — •Belgy|Lunch waits for squeals of glee
12:45 PM — Rapsca11iwriting hides
12:45 PM <•Waffle> [NEW POST]  Of Ants and Men (self.HFY) | Posted by Rapsca11i0n (AI) | https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/3ae6bi/of_ants_and_men/
12:45 PM  Rapsca11iwriting → Rapsca11ihidden
12:46 PM <•Hambone> I see... a little fuzzy butthole.
12:46 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> >.>
12:46 PM <•Hambone> you gave me a box of buttholes
12:46 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> There is a puppy attached
12:46 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> ooooh, story
12:46 PM <kaiden333> that was fast
12:47 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> is very short
12:47 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> "Endings are tricky"
12:47 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> It wasn't entirely clear it was farts tbh
12:49 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> Fart For Friendly Foumi
12:52 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> heh
12:52 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> y u hidden?
12:53 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> I dunno
12:53 PM — •Belgy|Lunch whips blanket off Rapsca11ihidden
12:53 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> AHHHH!
12:53 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> AH!
12:53 PM — •Belgy|Lunch throws blanket back on
12:53 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> nevermind!
12:53 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> I see now!
12:53 PM — •Belgy|Lunch scrubs eyes
12:53 PM — Rapsca11ihidden pulls blanket in tighter
12:54 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> I'll never be clean again...
12:54 PM — Rapsca11ihidden slowly looks around for others
12:54 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> No-one else is here
12:54 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> .seen Hambone
12:54 PM <•Waffle> Belgy|Lunch: I last saw Hambone at 2015-06-19 - 11:46:27 in here, saying you gave me a box of buttholes
12:54 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> That's  the last we saw of him
12:54 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> sensing the coast is clear, Rapsca11i0n snatches Belgy|Lunch and hides him
12:55 PM — •Belgy|Lunch screams
12:55 PM — Rapsca11ihidden quickly gags Belgy|Lunch
12:55 PM — •Belgy|Lunch kicks Rapsca11ihidden in the balls
12:55 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> .roll d209
12:55 PM <•Waffle> Belgy|Lunch: You roll d209: (135) = 135
12:55 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> wait
12:55 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> .roll d20
12:55 PM <•Waffle> Belgy|Lunch: You roll d20: (2) = 2
12:55 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
12:55 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (5) = 5
12:55 PM — •Belgy|Lunch misses
12:55 PM — Rapsca11ihidden struggles with Blegy
12:55 PM — •Belgy|Lunch tries to headbut Rapsca11ihidden
12:55 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> .roll d20
12:55 PM <•Waffle> Belgy|Lunch: You roll d20: (1) = 1
12:55 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> XD
12:55 PM — •Belgy|Lunch hits wall instead
12:55 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
12:55 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (9) = 9
12:56 PM → Pataroo1 joined (~Pataroo1@Swift-DF6576D.range86-190.btcentralplus.com)
12:56 PM <Pataroo1> Hey
12:56 PM <Pataroo1> How is everyone
12:56 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> NOTHING TO SEE EHRE
12:56 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> MOVE ALONG CITIZEN
12:56 PM — •Belgy|Lunch makes muffled scream
12:56 PM <Pataroo1> Did I hear something?
12:56 PM — Rapsca11ihidden quickly muffles Belgy|Lunch
12:56 PM — •Belgy|Lunch attempts to send message to Pataroo1 with his mind
12:56 PM <•Belgy|Lunch> .roll d20
12:56 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> NOTHING
12:56 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> MOVE ALONG
12:56 PM <•Waffle> Belgy|Lunch: You roll d20: (16) = 16
12:56 PM — •Belgy|Lunch says "Help Rapsca11ihidden is kidnapping me!"
12:56 PM <Pataroo1> mrw friend makes a funny joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fJY4HmqtQ&t=37m42s
12:56 PM <•Waffle> [YouTube] Title: サンドキャニオンを72個つなげた | Uploader: kurasita86no2 | Uploaded: 2013-12-18 19:39:33 UTC | Duration: 01:02:19 | Views: 84,299 | Comments: 45 | Likes: 282 | Dislikes: 11
12:57 PM <Pataroo1> Who said that!/
12:57 PM — Rapsca11ihidden presses the pillow down harder
12:57 PM — Pataroo1 rolls for detection
12:57 PM <Pataroo1> .roll d20
12:57 PM <•Waffle> Pataroo1: You roll d20: (14) = 14
12:57 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> who said what?
12:57 PM — •Belgy|Lunch struggles
12:57 PM — Pataroo1 fails!
12:57 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> nobody said anything!
12:57 PM <naturalpinkflamingo> Woo
12:57 PM <Pataroo1> I dunno
12:57 PM — •Belgy|Lunch turns into a whale
12:57 PM Belgy|Lunch → •Beluga
12:57 PM <naturalpinkflamingo> wrote 1.3k words in like, 5 ish hous
12:57 PM <naturalpinkflamingo> hours
12:57 PM <naturalpinkflamingo> bleh
12:57 PM — •Beluga rolls over Rapsca11ihidden
12:57 PM <Pataroo1> Yay!
12:57 PM — Rapsca11ihidden is suddenly catapulted upwards
12:57 PM <naturalpinkflamingo> my nose is runny and my room is stuffy.
12:57 PM — •Beluga flops towards ocean
12:57 PM — Rapsca11ihidden scrambles away
12:57 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
12:57 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (14) = 14
12:57 PM <Pataroo1> Not so hidden anymore
12:57 PM — Pataroo1 rolls to detect Rapscy
12:57 PM — Rapsca11ihidden makes it out with only minor scrapes and bruises
12:57 PM <Pataroo1> .rolld20
12:58 PM <Pataroo1> .roll d20
12:58 PM <•Waffle> Pataroo1: You roll d20: (12) = 12
12:58 PM — •Beluga is bad at land swimming
12:58 PM <Pataroo1> Is less that Rappy's roll!
12:58 PM <Pataroo1> Fails
12:58 PM — •Beluga turns back to Belgy
12:58 PM Beluga → •Belgy
12:58 PM <•Belgy> Pataroo1!
12:58 PM <•Belgy> He is over there!
12:58 PM <Pataroo1> BELGY WELGY
12:58 PM — •Belgy points
12:58 PM — Rapsca11ihidden quickly runs to Belgy
12:58 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
12:58 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (2) = 2
12:58 PM <Pataroo1> Where!?
12:58 PM — •Belgy pokes self in eye
12:58 PM <•Belgy> OW
12:58 PM — Rapsca11ihidden puts pillow over Belgy
12:58 PM <•Belgy> fack!
12:58 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
12:58 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (13) = 13
12:58 PM <naturalpinkflamingo> 'bout half way done for this week's chapter. I'll finish it after another round of Starbound, sleep, and grapes.
12:58 PM <Pataroo1> Where did Belgy go!?
12:58 PM — •Belgy turn back into whale
12:58 PM Belgy → •Beluga
12:58 PM — Pataroo1 rolls to detect
12:58 PM <Pataroo1> .roll d20
12:58 PM <•Waffle> Pataroo1: You roll d20: (16) = 16
12:58 PM — Rapsca11ihidden successfully recovers belgy
12:59 PM <Pataroo1> Rappy, what are you doing!?
12:59 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> Nothing...
12:59 PM — •Beluga uses blowhole
12:59 PM <•Beluga> .roll d20
12:59 PM <•Waffle> Beluga: You roll d20: (14) = 14
12:59 PM — Rapsca11ihidden cocks revolver
12:59 PM ⇐ •Hambone quit (~qwebirc@D98459E5.66FDA918.475578A5.IP) Quit: Page closed
12:59 PM <Pataroo1> Take that off Belgy!
12:59 PM — •Beluga uses harden
12:59 PM <•Beluga> .roll d20
12:59 PM <•Waffle> Beluga: You roll d20: (10) = 10
12:59 PM <naturalpinkflamingo> .choice grapes|strawberries
12:59 PM <•Waffle> naturalpinkflamingo: Your options: grapes, strawberries. My choice: strawberries
12:59 PM — Rapsca11ihidden fires into the blow hole
12:59 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
12:59 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (20) = 20
12:59 PM — Pataroo1 dies
12:59 PM <•Beluga> HEADSHOT
12:59 PM Beluga → •DeadWhale
12:59 PM Pataroo1 → Pataroo1_ded
1:00 PM <DJKVesper|home_tWERK> I just saw cock revolver
1:00 PM <•DeadWhale> why is Pataroo1_ded  dead?
1:00 PM <DJKVesper|home_tWERK> Is dead
1:00 PM <DJKVesper|home_tWERK> Sides have left orbit
1:00 PM — Rapsca11ihidden managed to split the bullet killing Beluga and Pataroo1
1:00 PM <•DeadWhale> Rapsca11ihidden shot me with his penis
1:00 PM <naturalpinkflamingo> Wait, I was going to eat grapes
1:00 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> dangit
1:00 PM <naturalpinkflamingo> ...
1:00 PM <naturalpinkflamingo> sex pistols?
1:00 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> now I need a new target
1:00 PM <•DeadWhale> :D
1:00 PM — Rapsca11ihidden eyes flammy
1:00 PM — •DeadWhale does the deadwhale thing and EXPLODES
1:00 PM <•DeadWhale> .roll d20
1:00 PM <•Waffle> DeadWhale: You roll d20: (13) = 13
1:00 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> this shall do...
1:00 PM — Rapsca11ihidden dodges explosion
1:00 PM <•DeadWhale> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X0hq0ug9q4
1:00 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:00 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (19) = 19
1:01 PM <•Waffle> [YouTube] Title: Exploding sperm whale carcass caught on camera in the Faroe Islands | Uploader: ODN | Uploaded: 2013-11-30 14:48:46 UTC | Duration: 00:01:10 | Views: 6,030,477 | Comments: 3,201 | Likes: 9,515 | Dislikes: 1,346
1:01 PM — Rapsca11ihidden escapes the blast
1:01 PM <Pataroo1_ded> This is why I am dead- this happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oSTdMqYbBg
1:01 PM <•Waffle> [YouTube] Title: Bounce, bounce! [tank ricochet] | Uploader: Toni Cipriani | Uploaded: 2014-11-12 22:02:56 UTC | Duration: 00:00:24 | Views: 18,428 | Comments: 27 | Likes: 201 | Dislikes: 8
1:01 PM ⇐ naturalpinkflamingo quit (Mibbit@Swift-D7243E15.socal.res.rr.com) Quit: I laugh at all you non-Californians, who probably have to pay ridiculous prices for produce. Meanwhile, I will eat my grapes which were priced $0.99/lb.
1:02 PM <Pataroo1_ded> The bullet bounced out of Belgy and hit me
1:02 PM — •DeadWhale is a tank
1:02 PM — •DeadWhale is Bolo
1:02 PM — Rapsca11ihidden is satisfied that both witnesses are dead
1:02 PM — Rapsca11ihidden now needs new targests
1:02 PM — Pataroo1_ded rolls for revive
1:02 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> *targets
1:02 PM — •DeadWhale wonders about DJKVesper|home_tWERK
1:02 PM <Pataroo1_ded> .roll d20
1:02 PM <•Waffle> Pataroo1_ded: You roll d20: (13) = 13
1:02 PM — Pataroo1_ded fails!
1:02 PM <Pataroo1_ded> (must be >15)
1:02 PM <DJKVesper|home_tWERK> dsngsbsnbgljksbglsg skg sdg
1:02 PM <•DeadWhale> you are dead!
1:02 PM <•DeadWhale> no revives!
1:02 PM <•DeadWhale> someone hint hint, needs to do a satanic ritual
1:03 PM — Rapsca11ihidden plots againsts DJKVesper|home_tWERK
1:03 PM — DJKVesper|home_tWERK sighs
1:03 PM — Rapsca11ihidden prepares the burlap sack and chloroform
1:03 PM — DJKVesper|home_tWERK sees sack and chloroform
1:03 PM <•DeadWhale> chloroform is really ineffective
1:03 PM <Pataroo1_ded> ^
1:03 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> you are dead
1:03 PM <•DeadWhale> takes 5 minutes or so to actually work
1:03 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> you cannot speak
1:03 PM <DJKVesper|home_tWERK> takes 5 min to work
1:03 PM DeadWhale → •GhostWhale
1:04 PM — Rapsca11ihidden stuffs deadWhale with chloroform
1:04 PM <DJKVesper|home_tWERK> Source: Choloroformed self
1:04 PM — •GhostWhale floats over DJKVesper|home_tWERK and uses Ouji board to communicate
1:04 PM <•GhostWhale> *ouija
1:05 PM — DJKVesper|home_tWERK sorts through draw and puts on a ghostspeak amulet
1:05 PM — Rapsca11ihidden bashes DJKVesper|home_tWERK upside the head with a pool cue
1:05 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:05 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (19) = 19
1:05 PM <•GhostWhale> Waffle is with him!
1:05 PM <DJKVesper|home_tWERK> well
1:05 PM — •GhostWhale appeals to any other IRC member to help!
1:05 PM <DJKVesper|home_tWERK> I can try and survive
1:05 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> rolll
1:05 PM <DJKVesper|home_tWERK> Roll to not die
1:05 PM <DJKVesper|home_tWERK> .roll d20
1:05 PM <•Waffle> DJKVesper|home_tWERK: You roll d20: (12) = 12
1:05 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> ah well
1:06 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> only unconcious
1:06 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> perfect
1:06 PM — Rapsca11ihidden gathers DJKVesper|home_tWERK in the burlap sack
1:06 PM DJKVesper|home_tWERK → DJKVesper|unconcious_tWERK
1:06 PM — Rapsca11ihidden returns to the hidden lair
1:06 PM <Pataroo1_ded> are you a spider
1:06 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> no
1:06 PM <•GhostWhale> I'm not sure whether to be upset or impressed with Rapsca11ihidden
1:07 PM <•GhostWhale> He has done wel
1:07 PM <•GhostWhale> I am leaning towards impressed
1:07 PM — •GhostWhale appplauds with ghost flippers
1:07 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> me > http://image.blingee.com/images10/content/output/2007/5/18/144590578_2e5ab6c0.gif
1:07 PM <Pataroo1_ded> heh
1:07 PM — DJKVesper|unconcious_tWERK farts whilst unconcious
1:07 PM — Rapsca11ihidden lays DJKVesper|unconcious_tWERK in the middle of the pentagram
1:07 PM <•GhostWhale> oooooh
1:07 PM — •GhostWhale drifts closer
1:07 PM <•GhostWhale> Looks interesting
1:07 PM — Pataroo1_ded shambles closer
1:08 PM — Rapsca11ihidden utters satanic rituals
1:08 PM <•GhostWhale> Pataroo1_ded is zombie?
1:08 PM — Rapsca11ihidden is alerted to the presence of a zombie
1:08 PM <Pataroo1_ded> no
1:08 PM — Rapsca11ihidden uses the pool cue in self defense
1:08 PM <Pataroo1_ded> I am dead
1:08 PM <•GhostWhale> LICH!
1:08 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> yet you shamble?
1:08 PM — •GhostWhale flees
1:08 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:08 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (20) = 20
1:08 PM <Pataroo1_ded> I am shambles
1:08 PM — Rapsca11ihidden successfully destroys the threat from Pataroo1_ded
1:09 PM — Rapsca11ihidden praises waffle
1:09 PM <Pataroo1_ded> this is what I am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D3Z8eqFIf0&t=1m19s
1:09 PM <•Waffle> [YouTube] Title: Gravel Poot | Uploader: Eltorro64Rus | Uploaded: 2014-05-10 21:04:29 UTC | Duration: 00:02:10 | Views: 1,915,344 | Comments: 2,980 | Likes: 23,844 | Dislikes: 414
1:09 PM — Pataroo1_ded Pataroo1_obliterated
1:09 PM <Pataroo1_ded> woops
1:09 PM Pataroo1_ded → Pataroo1_Obliterated
1:09 PM — DJKVesper|unconcious_tWERK mutters about waffles being a favouritist desert
1:09 PM <Pataroo1_Obliterated> Waffle!
1:09 PM <•Waffle> Pataroo1_Obliterated!
1:09 PM <Pataroo1_Obliterated> :D
1:09 PM — •GhostWhale hovers over DJKVesper|unconcious_tWERK
1:09 PM — Rapsca11ihidden summons the dark lord
1:10 PM — •GhostWhale whispers "You must wake DJKVesper|unconcious_tWERK , danger is about"
1:10 PM — Rapsca11ihidden offers the soul of DJKVesper|unconcious_tWERK for the soul of Belgy
1:10 PM — •GhostWhale whispers "Actually, nevermid"
1:10 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:10 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (9) = 9
1:10 PM <Pataroo1_Obliterated> this is a terrible sign http://i.imgur.com/vkXKu3v.jpg
1:10 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> the dark lord demands the soul of my first born as well!?
1:11 PM — Rapsca11ihidden will need to find a first born
1:11 PM — Rapsca11ihidden restrains the currently unconcious DJKVesper|unconcious_tWERK
1:11 PM — Rapsca11ihidden goes off to find a first born
1:11 PM — •GhostWhale possesses a nearby rat
1:11 PM GhostWhale → •GhostWhaleRat
1:11 PM — Rapsca11ihidden sees a rat scurrying by
1:11 PM — •GhostWhaleRat dodges
1:11 PM <•GhostWhaleRat> .roll d20
1:11 PM <•Waffle> GhostWhaleRat: You roll d20: (19) = 19
1:12 PM — Rapsca11ihidden attacks with pool cue
1:12 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:12 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (15) = 15
1:12 PM — Rapsca11ihidden almost hits
1:12 PM — •GhostWhaleRat flees into hole
1:12 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> almost
1:12 PM — •GhostWhaleRat does rat things
1:12 PM — Rapsca11ihidden places a rat trap outside the hole
1:12 PM — Rapsca11ihidden continues searching for a first born
1:12 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:12 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (2) = 2
1:12 PM — •GhostWhaleRat exits out other hole, next to DJKVesper|unconcious_tWERK
1:12 PM — Rapsca11ihidden finds nothing
1:13 PM — •GhostWhaleRat attempts to gnaw ropes
1:13 PM <•GhostWhaleRat> .roll d20
1:13 PM <•Waffle> GhostWhaleRat: You roll d20: (12) = 12
1:13 PM — •GhostWhaleRat bites through one
1:13 PM — •GhostWhaleRat attempts to gnaw ropes
1:13 PM <•GhostWhaleRat> .roll d20
1:13 PM <•Waffle> GhostWhaleRat: You roll d20: (1) = 1
1:13 PM — •GhostWhaleRat bites own tail
1:13 PM — •GhostWhaleRat attempts to gnaw ropes
1:13 PM <•GhostWhaleRat> .roll d20
1:13 PM <•Waffle> GhostWhaleRat: You roll d20: (2) = 2
1:13 PM — •GhostWhaleRat bites own tail again#
1:13 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> XD
1:13 PM — •GhostWhaleRat attempts to gnaw ropes
1:13 PM <•GhostWhaleRat> .roll d20
1:13 PM <•Waffle> GhostWhaleRat: You roll d20: (17) = 17
1:13 PM DJKVesper|unconcious_tWERK → DJKVesper|awake_tWERK
1:13 PM — •GhostWhaleRat bites through the rest
1:13 PM — Rapsca11ihidden returns to the DJKVesper|awake_tWERK
1:13 PM — •GhostWhaleRat squeaks loudly at DJKVesper|awake_tWERK
1:13 PM — DJKVesper|awake_tWERK waking up
1:13 PM — Rapsca11ihidden sees the subversion
1:13 PM <DJKVesper|awake_tWERK> urgh
1:13 PM — •GhostWhaleRat runs out
1:13 PM <DJKVesper|awake_tWERK> my head
1:14 PM — •GhostWhaleRat leaps at Rapsca11ihidden
1:14 PM — Rapsca11ihidden attempts to re-neutralize DJKVesper|awake_tWERK
1:14 PM — DJKVesper|awake_tWERK stumbles to feet
1:14 PM — •GhostWhaleRat bites
1:14 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:14 PM <•GhostWhaleRat> .roll d20
1:14 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (19) = 19
1:14 PM <•Waffle> GhostWhaleRat: You roll d20: (18) = 18
1:14 PM — •GhostWhaleRat is blocked
1:14 PM — Rapsca11ihidden neutralizes DJKVesper|awake_tWERK
1:14 PM <DJKVesper|awake_tWERK> .roll d20
1:14 PM <•Waffle> DJKVesper|awake_tWERK: You roll d20: (7) = 7
1:14 PM <•GhostWhaleRat> ffs
1:14 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> XD
1:14 PM — •GhostWhaleRat retreats
1:14 PM <DJKVesper|awake_tWERK> not again
1:14 PM — •GhostWhaleRat leaves rat
1:14 PM GhostWhaleRat → •GhostWhale
1:14 PM — Rapsca11ihidden restrains DJK again, this time with iron restraints
1:14 PM — •GhostWhale looks for something else to posesses
1:15 PM <kaiden333> The apple pocket watch http://i.imgur.com/lbyHdWr.jpg
1:15 PM — DJKVesper|awake_tWERK glares at Rapsca11ihidden
1:15 PM — Rapsca11ihidden laughs
1:15 PM — •GhostWhale possesses Rapsca11ihidden right arm
1:15 PM — •GhostWhale punches Rapsca11ihidden in the face
1:15 PM — Rapsca11ihidden leaves the key dangling above DJK to torment him
1:15 PM <•GhostWhale> .roll d20
1:15 PM <•Waffle> GhostWhale: You roll d20: (1) = 1
1:15 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:15 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (2) = 2
1:15 PM — Rapsca11ihidden is left handed
1:15 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> XD
1:15 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> XD
1:15 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> Xd
1:15 PM — •GhostWhale leaves
1:15 PM <•GhostWhale> dammit
1:16 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> oh man
1:16 PM — •GhostWhale attempts to possess Rapsca11ihidden 's left leg
1:16 PM <•GhostWhale> .roll d20
1:16 PM <•Waffle> GhostWhale: You roll d20: (3) = 3
1:16 PM — •GhostWhale misses
1:16 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:16 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (13) = 13
1:16 PM <•GhostWhale> ffs waffle!
1:16 PM <Pataroo1_Obliterated> http://i.imgur.com/JDOmZfX.jpg
1:16 PM — Rapsca11ihidden feels the ghostly presence
1:16 PM — •GhostWhale flees
1:16 PM — Rapsca11ihidden Calls ghostbusters
1:17 PM <•GhostWhale> .py print("is revived by MYSTICAL WAFFLE POWERS")
1:17 PM <•Waffle> GhostWhale: is revived by MYSTICAL WAFFLE POWERS
1:17 PM — DJKVesper|awake_tWERK eyeing up Rapsca11ihidden seeming to fight himself
1:17 PM GhostWhale → •Belgy
1:17 PM — •Belgy arms self
1:17 PM → CrazyRocketEngineer joined (~cre3@Swift-EB041F93.pools.vodafone-ip.de)
1:17 PM <•Belgy> This time, it's personal
1:17 PM — Rapsca11ihidden searches for another first born
1:17 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:17 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (19) = 19
1:17 PM — •Belgy kicks down secret door
1:17 PM <CrazyRocketEngineer> heyy!!! o/
1:17 PM — Rapsca11ihidden spies a first born
1:17 PM — •Belgy sees DJKVesper|awake_tWERK
1:17 PM <DJKVesper|awake_tWERK> Run CrazyRocketEngineer
1:17 PM — •Belgy uses hacksaw on restraints
1:17 PM — Rapsca11ihidden takes it
1:17 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:17 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (15) = 15
1:17 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:17 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (10) = 10
1:17 PM — •Belgy cuts one
1:17 PM <CrazyRocketEngineer> huh? why? where? :o
1:17 PM — •Belgy uses hacksaw on restraints
1:17 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:17 PM <DJKVesper|awake_tWERK> Belgy, look up, the key is there
1:17 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (19) = 19
1:17 PM — Rapsca11ihidden has a first born after little resistance
1:18 PM — •Belgy cuts them all
1:18 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> belgy you forget the key was above DJK
1:18 PM — •Belgy gives DJKVesper|awake_tWERK a large sword and gun
1:18 PM — DJKVesper|awake_tWERK is free
1:18 PM <•Belgy> I LIKE HACKSAWS
1:18 PM — Rapsca11ihidden returns to the fortress
1:18 PM — •Belgy kicks Rapsca11ihidden in the balls
1:18 PM — Rapsca11ihidden Sees the subversion
1:18 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:18 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (12) = 12
1:18 PM — DJKVesper|awake_tWERK runs
1:18 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:18 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (15) = 15
1:18 PM — Rapsca11ihidden dodges
1:18 PM <DJKVesper|awake_tWERK> .roll d20
1:18 PM <•Waffle> DJKVesper|awake_tWERK: You roll d20: (3) = 3
1:18 PM — DJKVesper|awake_tWERK trips
1:18 PM — •Belgy leaps out window
1:18 PM — Rapsca11ihidden grabs DJK
1:18 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:18 PM <DJKVesper|awake_tWERK> falls
1:18 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (7) = 7
1:18 PM — CrazyRocketEngineer hides in a box together with kittens
1:18 PM — Rapsca11ihidden delays DJK
1:18 PM <DJKVesper|awake_tWERK> Well, looks like im gonna have to do it
1:18 PM <CrazyRocketEngineer> .roll d20
1:18 PM <•Waffle> CrazyRocketEngineer: You roll d20: (3) = 3
1:18 PM — Rapsca11ihidden stashes the first born
1:18 PM — •Belgy fails at window
1:19 PM — •Belgy grabs DJKVesper|awake_tWERK
1:19 PM <DJKVesper|awake_tWERK> activate go go gadget dick
1:19 PM <DJKVesper|awake_tWERK> .roll d20
1:19 PM <•Waffle> DJKVesper|awake_tWERK: You roll d20: (4) = 4
1:19 PM — Rapsca11ihidden again attempts to subdue DJK
1:19 PM — •Belgy is kncoked back by dick
1:19 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:19 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (17) = 17
1:19 PM <DJKVesper|awake_tWERK> DAMN IT WAFFLE
1:19 PM — •Belgy attempts to bash Rapsca11ihidden on the head
1:19 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:19 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (1) = 1
1:19 PM — Rapsca11ihidden successfully re-re-subdues DJK
1:19 PM — •Belgy hits self
1:19 PM — •Belgy falls over
1:19 PM — Rapsca11ihidden turns towards belgy
1:19 PM DJKVesper|awake_tWERK → DJKVesper|subdued_tWERK
1:19 PM — •Belgy stands up
1:19 PM — Rapsca11ihidden neutralizes Belgy
1:19 PM <DJKVesper|subdued_tWERK> Belgy, Go man
1:19 PM — CrazyRocketEngineer spies out of the box
1:19 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:19 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (1) = 1
1:19 PM — Rapsca11ihidden fails miserably, and trips
1:19 PM — •Belgy is fine
1:20 PM — •Belgy leaps on Rapsca11ihidden
1:20 PM — Rapsca11ihidden rolls
1:20 PM — •Belgy attempts to subdue
1:20 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:20 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (9) = 9
1:20 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:20 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (1) = 1
1:20 PM — •Belgy falls over
1:20 PM — Rapsca11ihidden escapes and returns to his feet
1:20 PM <DJKVesper|subdued_tWERK> He;s, too strong for us
1:20 PM — •Belgy flees
1:20 PM — Rapsca11ihidden attempts to subdue Belgy
1:20 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:20 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (1) = 1
1:20 PM <DJKVesper|subdued_tWERK> You go, live on!
1:20 PM — Rapsca11ihidden misses and trips once again
1:20 PM — •Belgy escapes
1:20 PM — Rapsca11ihidden shakes fist at belgy
1:20 PM <•Belgy> I shall eturn!
1:20 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:20 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (11) = 11
1:20 PM <•Belgy> CrazyRocketEngineer! Help me save DJKVesper|subdued_tWERK !
1:20 PM — Rapsca11ihidden successfully shakes fist
1:21 PM <DJKVesper|subdued_tWERK> I know, I'll see you in Valhalla, Shiny and Chrome
1:21 PM <•Belgy> well done Rapsca11ihidden :D
1:21 PM — Rapsca11ihidden now has all the elements needed to gain the soul of belgy and all of belgys life force
1:21 PM — CrazyRocketEngineer cuddles with kittens in the box
1:21 PM — •Belgy tries to use teleport spell to get DJKVesper|subdued_tWERK out of there
1:21 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:21 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (19) = 19
1:21 PM — Rapsca11ihidden offers the soul of DJK and the first born to Satan
1:21 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:21 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (6) = 6
1:21 PM — •Belgy teleports DJKVesper|subdued_tWERK out of there
1:21 PM — Rapsca11ihidden is refused
1:21 PM — DJKVesper|subdued_tWERK is teleported
1:21 PM — Rapsca11ihidden is alarmed
1:21 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> NO!
1:21 PM ⇐ galrock0 quit (uid63065@Swift-B96D377B.ealing.irccloud.com) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
1:21 PM — •Belgy frees DJKVesper|subdued_tWERK
1:21 PM <DJKVesper|subdued_tWERK> buh
1:21 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> WHAT IS THIS SUBVERSION!
1:22 PM DJKVesper|subdued_tWERK → DJKVesper|i
1:22 PM — Rapsca11ihidden hunts for DJK and Belgy
1:22 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:22 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (12) = 12
1:22 PM ⇐ kaiden333 quit (~Kaiden333@Swift-752060BE.gv.shawcable.net) Quit: Leaving
1:22 PM — •Belgy uses magic missle on Rapsca11ihidden
1:22 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:22 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (1) = 1
1:22 PM — Rapsca11ihidden finds traces of them, but does not find them
1:22 PM — DJKVesper|i Runs, again
1:22 PM — •Belgy hits self
1:22 PM <•Belgy> fack
1:22 PM — Rapsca11ihidden hears an explosion
1:22 PM — Rapsca11ihidden follows the sound
1:22 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:22 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (20) = 20
1:22 PM <•Belgy> That was all our waffle luck used up DJKVesper|i
1:22 PM <•Belgy> the tide has turned
1:22 PM — Rapsca11ihidden comes across Belgy and DJK with the element of suprise
1:22 PM — •Belgy throws DJKVesper|i into escape pod!
1:22 PM — DJKVesper|i [Faint Running Sounds]
1:22 PM <•Belgy> FLEE!
1:22 PM <•Belgy> I shall hold him off!
1:22 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> ./me attepts to subdue DJK and belgy
1:22 PM — •Belgy squares up to Rapsca11ihidden
1:22 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:22 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (17) = 17
1:23 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:23 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (5) = 5
1:23 PM — Rapsca11ihidden subdues Belgy
1:23 PM — CrazyRocketEngineer opens the box of kittens for belgy and djk to hide in
1:23 PM — •Belgy is punched out
1:23 PM <DJKVesper|i> .roll d20
1:23 PM <•Waffle> DJKVesper|i: You roll d20: (11) = 11
1:23 PM — Rapsca11ihidden moves on towards DJK
1:23 PM <CrazyRocketEngineer> .roll d20
1:23 PM <•Waffle> CrazyRocketEngineer: You roll d20: (3) = 3
1:23 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:23 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (9) = 9
1:23 PM — Rapsca11ihidden is fended off
1:23 PM — Rapsca11ihidden pushes onward once again
1:23 PM <DJKVesper|i> Why does this keep happening to me
1:23 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:23 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (20) = 20
1:23 PM — Rapsca11ihidden sucessfully subdues DJK
1:23 PM <DJKVesper|i> . . .
1:23 PM — Rapsca11ihidden transports DJK and Belgy back to his lair
1:23 PM <•Belgy> ffs
1:24 PM <DJKVesper|i> WAFFLE YOU SYRPY DICK
1:24 PM <•Belgy> CrazyRocketEngineer! You are our only hope!
1:24 PM <•Belgy> *SYRUPY!
1:24 PM — Rapsca11ihidden uses the Soul of DJK and the first born to take the soul and life force of Belgy
1:24 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:24 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (3) = 3
1:24 PM — Rapsca11ihidden fails miserably
1:24 PM — •Belgy uses spirit fort
1:24 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> Sigh
1:24 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:24 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (5) = 5
1:24 PM — •Belgy makes spirit shack
1:24 PM <•Belgy> fack
1:24 PM <DJKVesper|i> .roll d20 to laugh at Rapsca11ihidden for is failure
1:24 PM <•Waffle> DJKVesper|i: SyntaxError, eval((4) to laugh at Rapsca11ihidden for is failure ), invalid syntax (<unknown>, line 1)
1:24 PM — Pataroo1_Obliterated wonders if anyone will roll to repair then revive (2x d20, total >20)
1:24 PM <DJKVesper|i> .roll d20
1:24 PM <•Waffle> DJKVesper|i: You roll d20: (10) = 10
1:25 PM — Rapsca11ihidden prepares to do the ritual once again
1:25 PM — •Belgy sends coded fart message to Foumi to revive Pataroo1_Obliterated
1:25 PM — DJKVesper|i light chuckling ensues
1:25 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:25 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:25 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (19) = 19
1:25 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (1) = 1
1:25 PM Pataroo1_Obliterated → Pataroo1
1:25 PM — •Belgy has sent message to Foumi
1:25 PM <Pataroo1> Lovely!
1:25 PM <•Belgy> save us Pataroo1 !
1:25 PM — Rapsca11ihidden messes up the ritual
1:25 PM — DJKVesper|i rolls to laugh again
1:25 PM — Pataroo1 runs
1:25 PM <•Belgy> (said in fart)
1:25 PM <DJKVesper|i> .roll d20
1:25 PM <•Waffle> DJKVesper|i: You roll d20: (7) = 7
1:25 PM — Rapsca11ihidden attempts again
1:25 PM <Pataroo1> .roll d20
1:25 PM <•Waffle> Pataroo1: You roll d20: (18) = 18
1:25 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:25 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (15) = 15
1:25 PM — Pataroo1 runs away
1:25 PM — •Belgy rolls to swear at Rapsca11ihidden
1:25 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:25 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (3) = 3
1:25 PM — Rapsca11ihidden successfully prepares for the ritual
1:25 PM — •Belgy fails at swearing
1:26 PM — Rapsca11ihidden tries once again to trade the soul of DJK and the first born for the soul and life force of Belgy
1:26 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:26 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (11) = 11
1:26 PM <DJKVesper|i> Rapsca11ihidden: Can ii tell you a story
1:26 PM <DJKVesper|i> before I go
1:26 PM <•Belgy> Yes, let us monologue for a bit!
1:26 PM <•Belgy> Or you can
1:26 PM — Rapsca11ihidden must, as the ritual didn't fully complete
1:26 PM <•Belgy> It /is/ traditional
1:26 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> FIne
1:26 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> say your words
1:26 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> before the ritual completes
1:26 PM <•Belgy> ACTIVATE PLAN OMEGA!
1:26 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:26 PM — Rapsca11ihidden curses his rotten luck
1:26 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (9) = 9
1:26 PM — •Belgy waits
1:26 PM <•Belgy> I said... ACTIVATE PLAN OMEGA!
1:27 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:27 PM — Rapsca11ihidden raises defenses
1:27 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (8) = 8
1:27 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:27 PM <•Belgy> sigh
1:27 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (12) = 12
1:27 PM <•Belgy> ffs
1:27 PM <•Belgy> THAT WAS YOUR CUE Pataroo1 !
1:27 PM — Rapsca11ihidden silences Belgy
1:27 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:27 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (5) = 5
1:27 PM — Pataroo1 is away
1:27 PM — Rapsca11ihidden fails to silence Belgy
1:27 PM <DJKVesper|i> I was in a lab in stem cell research, I was trying to grow you some balls, Then the police came, so i explained about your bitching, so they decided to pitch in and support the cause.
1:27 PM — Rapsca11ihidden rolls to complete the ritual
1:28 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:28 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (9) = 9
1:28 PM <DJKVesper|i> Okay, playtime is over
1:28 PM — Rapsca11ihidden fails, as the ritual fails to progress
1:28 PM — DJKVesper|i drops pants
1:28 PM <DJKVesper|i> .roll d20
1:28 PM <•Waffle> DJKVesper|i: You roll d20: (9) = 9
1:28 PM — Rapsca11ihidden fortifies the restraints holding DJK and Belgy
1:28 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:28 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (18) = 18
1:28 PM — •Belgy whispers "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
1:28 PM — •Belgy whispers "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
1:28 PM — •Belgy whispers "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
1:28 PM — Rapsca11ihidden successfully fortifies the restraints
1:28 PM <•Belgy> .roll d20
1:28 PM <•Waffle> Belgy: You roll d20: (4) = 4
1:29 PM <DJKVesper|i> God damn it
1:29 PM — •Belgy is eaten by Cthulhu
1:29 PM Belgy → •Belgy|Ded
1:29 PM <•Belgy|Ded> heh
1:29 PM → mirai joined (~mirai@91F18C26.E66229E7.EE3CEE08.IP)
1:29 PM <•Pancake> [mirai] schrödirai: you may be simultaneously glomped and stabbed!
1:29 PM •mirai was voiced (+v) by •Pancake
1:29 PM <DJKVesper|i> Well, looks like were back to square 1
1:29 PM — Rapsca11ihidden is suprised by the sudden appearance of Cthulhu
1:29 PM — Rapsca11ihidden is glad he hardened the restraints
1:29 PM — Rapsca11ihidden attempts to continue the ritual
1:29 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:29 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (3) = 3
1:29 PM <•Belgy|Ded> I like how to mirai , you just called he cthulhu
1:30 PM — Rapsca11ihidden is interrupted by Cthulhu
1:30 PM — DJKVesper|i roll to whip it out
1:30 PM <•Belgy|Ded> s/he/her
1:30 PM <•Waffle> Belgy|Ded meant to say: I like how to mirai , you just called her cthulhu
1:30 PM — Rapsca11ihidden attempts to dodge Cthulhus fury
1:30 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:30 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (11) = 11
1:30 PM <DJKVesper|i> .roll d20
1:30 PM <•Waffle> DJKVesper|i: You roll d20: (15) = 15
1:30 PM — Rapsca11ihidden survives with heavy injuries
1:30 PM — •mirai is unsure what is going on
1:31 PM — Rapsca11ihidden desperately attempts to continue the ritual to strengthen himself
1:31 PM <DJKVesper|i> Whips it out, ain't no doubt about it, it hit the floor causing earthquakes and power outage
1:31 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:31 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (4) = 4
1:31 PM — Rapsca11ihidden is once again hindered by Cthulhu
1:31 PM — DJKVesper|i Asks cthulu to help with restraints
1:31 PM <DJKVesper|i> .roll d20
1:31 PM <•Waffle> DJKVesper|i: You roll d20: (11) = 11
1:31 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> hah!
1:32 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> the restraints have been fortified!
1:32 PM — DJKVesper|i weakens but still restrained
1:32 PM — Rapsca11ihidden laughs evilly
1:32 PM <DJKVesper|i> again
1:32 PM — Rapsca11ihidden tries to dodge an attack
1:32 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:32 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (18) = 18
1:32 PM — •ctwelve yawns
1:32 PM — Rapsca11ihidden successfully dodges Cthulhu's strike
1:33 PM <DJKVesper|i> mirai: need your help, can you kill Rapsca11ihidden, he's got me and Belgy|Ded. If he is successful I can't take you on a road trip around UK
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1:33 PM <•Pancake> [Equinox23] [Reaching peak equinox]
1:33 PM •equinox23 was halfopped (+h) by •Pancake
1:33 PM — Rapsca11ihidden once again tries to complete the ritual
1:33 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> .roll d20
1:33 PM <•Waffle> Rapsca11ihidden: You roll d20: (20) = 20
1:33 PM — Rapsca11ihidden finally completes the ritual
1:33 PM <DJKVesper|i> Took long enough, ya prick
1:33 PM — •ctwelve pushes Mod Reset Button
1:33 PM Belgy|Ded → •Belgy
1:33 PM <•Belgy> phew
1:33 PM — Rapsca11ihidden has sucessfully traded the soul of DJKVesper|i and a first born child to satan so that he could gain the soul of Belgy and the life force of Belgy
1:33 PM <•Belgy> There was an epic sage
1:33 PM <Rapsca11ihidden> Dernit
1:33 PM <•Belgy> There was an epic saga
1:33 PM <•Belgy> LOL
1:33 PM <•Belgy> snatched away!
1:34 PM DJKVesper|i → DJKVesper|tWERK
1:34 PM <DJKVesper|tWERK> Well
1:34 PM <•Belgy> That was though, an epic saga
1:34 PM — DJKVesper|tWERK rolls to laugh at Rapsca11ihidden
1:34 PM <DJKVesper|tWERK> .roll d20
1:34 PM <•Waffle> DJKVesper|tWERK: You roll d20: (13) = 13
1:34 PM <DJKVesper|tWERK> HaHa!