Frozen - A fanfiction

Elsa knew they shouldn't have had Chinese yesterday.

She was very much looking forward to this night, but now, her abdomen was bloated like a baby beluga. She's tried to relieve it in the john, but the gas just keeps coming. She considered asking the trolls for help, after all, they had been freeloading ever since they'd been living in the castle. Might as well make themselves useful. Alas, the Queen found herself much too embarrassed of her gastrointestinal trouble to bother anyone with it.

Knock knock.

Was she already here, Elsa wondered. It was far too late now to relieve her gas. Oh blast it all! Curse Xiao Ping and his whole family for the damage his food had wrought on her rectum. She barely uttered out a quick just-a-minute before Anna barged right in.
-I'm sorry sister, but I just couldn't wait to see you!
-Anna! No no, it's okay! I've wanted to see you too since I heard you came back from the war.
-Yeah well you know! Quick wars and such! Can't complain! So what is it that you wanted again?
-Oh well... you see...
Elsa began stuttering. It was quite unlike the Queen of Arendelle to behave in this manner.
-Elsa, are you okay? Is it something serious? Did Kristoff run away with Sven again?
-No... No nothing serious- We-well I mean, it's rather serious, but...
-Just spit it out, woman!
-Anna, I...
A very loud and wet fart wreaks havoc in that very instant. It was the kind of fart that a frat boy who had much too much alcohol and cheap pizza lets loose. The flatulence filled the air immediately, slowly but commandingly tickling the nostrils of Elsa's sister. Somewhere, 400 km away, a single pigeon cries out.
-Elsa... wow... umm.. okay...
Ashamed, Elsa turns her back and prepares to run out of the room. Suddenly, she hears an odd sound, like the sound of air suddenly entering a small entrance, and feels an odd poke in her behind. Shocked, she turns around and sees her sister, Princess Anna of Arendelle, amazingly smelling the air around her anus.
-Anna... you're... you're not disgusted by me?
-You kidding, Elsa? You're the hottest woman this side of Norway! I'd drag my left nipple through a mile of pins just to HEAR you fart through a walkie talkie!

Elsa felt liberated in that instant. She bent slightly, grasped her hands into fists, and curled her toes while bracing. One, two, three farts were let loose in rapid succession. Rat tat tat, right into the willing and accepting face of the Princess. She took them with an open mouth, heartily enjoying both the slight taste and overwhelming scent. As the flatulence became less frequent and more potent, Anna pulled away the Queen's stately underpants in order to get her water straight from the source, as the saying goes. She couldn't resist it too much, and found her tongue lodged deep in the Queen's large intestine. This only served to increase the rate and strength of Elsa's intestinal distress. For the next few hours, Elsa and Anna enjoyed a symbiotic relationship of giver and receiver, farter and fartee, lover and loved, wolf and mouse. After a fair bit of foreplay, Anna rips away her lower clothing, and pulls Elsa's large rump down to her crotch. She takes her tongue and moves it around the white-haired one's ear, drawing moans from her throat. She whispers three words.

-Let it go.

Never has a single instance of gas release ever been as large as that day. Legends say that the sheer force of that one fart caused both Anna and Elsa to simultaneously orgasm three times, each time more powerful than the last, until they both merged into one single being, and transcended into the Heavens, where they rejoined their mother and father for a brief moment. Their parents rejoiced, for they always believed that one day, their daughters would find their way back to them via a gigantic sexual flatulence bomb. As they slowly descended back to the ethos, they felt their bodies separate back into the sixty-nine formation, and they gently laid back in bed. Feeling completely drained, they stayed in the double-fetal position, silently farting in each other's faces until the early dawn.