Smutthing

((Horkos is violently murdered))
Revark_Fritan stares intensely at the ground.
<AlexThresh> "tell ws who yow like the look of"
<Orea_Luanda> :? Isn't that a trooph :?
((Screams and stuff from Horkos))
* Revark_Fritan is becoming increasingly interested in the ground.
<Orea_Luanda> C'mon revark :!
* Orea_Luanda bounces over to revark and cuddles him
((Vorpos laughes))
* Revark_Fritan is fascinated by the ground.
<AlexThresh> She hums. "I DARe yow to show ws who yow like."
<Orea_Luanda> What's your dare piirst :?
* Revark_Fritan doesn't notice Orea.
<Orea_Luanda> What do you mean by that ;)
<AlexThresh> "Who rwmbles your bwldge, gill."
<Vorpas_Jabwak> <lol>
<Orea_Luanda> That's definitely a truth ;)
<Orea_Luanda> But fiine ;)
<Orea_Luanda> Err, out of everyone here :?
<AlexThresh> She shrugs. "Swre."
* Vorpas_Jabwak returns to the campfire
<Orea_Luanda> Well, revark over you piirst... Sorry ;)
<Horkos_Mement> *Apparently yes, the world's last limeblood has died.* *Also, we're back to your regularly scheduled programming, Messed Up Shiz.*
<AlexThresh> "S'cool"
* Revark_Fritan doesn't hear her.
* Orea_Luanda cuddles revark harder
<Orea_Luanda> He is cuuute :p
* Revark_Fritan snaps out of it.
* Vorpas_Jabwak refuses to notice the severed head in the sylladex floating above him
<Revark_Fritan> *oh ah*
<AlexThresh> Piirst gets a good look at Revark
<Revark_Fritan> *AHH
<Revark_Fritan> *WHAT ARE YOU DOING UHHHHH*
<Horkos_Mement> *and the captchalogue card begins to drip with lime blood.*
* Orea_Luanda puts her finger on revark's lips
<Orea_Luanda> Shhhhh ;)
<Revark_Fritan> *I MEAN IM NOT SAYING IM OPPOSED BUT- *
<Orea_Luanda> I daare yoooou, to kiiiiisss mee ;)
<Revark_Fritan> *UM ER UH*
<Vorpas_Jabwak> "Oh dayum"
* Revark_Fritan is frozen.
* Orea_Luanda looks at revark's eyes
<Orea_Luanda> C'mon ;)
* Revark_Fritan is silent except for the stammers.
* Orea_Luanda leans in to revark, noses touching
<AlexThresh> "Wow such a squid." She shakes her head and sits down.
<Revark_Fritan> *uhuhuhuhuh*
<Orea_Luanda> What are you waiting for ;?
<Horkos_Mement> *Horkos would shake his head but he appears to be lacking it, eh?*
<Revark_Fritan> *iiiii*
<Revark_Fritan> *iii dont*
<Revark_Fritan> *iii dooonnntt w*
<Revark_Fritan> *iiii doonnnnttt wannttt t*
<Orea_Luanda> You don't want my lips? What about some thing else ;?
<Vorpas_Jabwak> :o
<Vorpas_Jabwak> :D
<Orea_Luanda> I'll leave it up to you
<Revark_Fritan> *8|*
<Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
* Orea_Luanda keeps her hands wrapped around revark
* Revark_Fritan has gone cationic.
<AlexThresh> "Is he even into you?" She chuckles and notices the dripping. "Keep yer chwm to yowself."
<Orea_Luanda> Offf course hes into mee ;)
* Revark_Fritan 's life flashes before his eyes.
<Orea_Luanda> Iiiim waiting ;)
<Revark_Fritan> *orrrea i*
<Revark_Fritan> *iii*
* Orea_Luanda nods
<Revark_Fritan> *iim*
<Revark_Fritan> *sorry*
<Orea_Luanda> Stop being such a pussy ;!
<Revark_Fritan> *i just*
<Orea_Luanda> I dared youu ;)
<Vorpas_Jabwak> Heh
<Revark_Fritan> *i just*
<Revark_Fritan> Deep inside Revark, purple blood stirs.
<Revark_Fritan> *gah!*
<Revark_Fritan> *ohh*
<Revark_Fritan> *fuck it*
* Revark_Fritan glomps on Orea.
<AlexThresh> Piirst woo's
* Orea_Luanda falls over with revark, glomping back ;)
* Revark_Fritan , for the first time in ever, feels fine.
* Vorpas_Jabwak watches on
<Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
* Orea_Luanda continues snogging, rolling around with revark
<Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
* Revark_Fritan does that thing. The one with the snogging and rolling around.
<Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
<AlexThresh> Piirst takes a patient drink and waits for them to finish
* Orea_Luanda is totally going for like, a good half hour.
<Horkos_Mement> *but yeah so what now i'm kinda...*
<Horkos_Mement> *ded*
<AlexThresh> Piirst thinks Horkos should haunt Vorpas.
<Revark_Fritan> ((You're a ghost now.))
<Revark_Fritan> ((
<Revark_Fritan> ((what piirst said))
<Orea_Luanda> (Ghost?)
<Horkos_Mement> *YES.*
<Horkos_Mement> (maybe a sprite)
<Horkos_Mement> (or just a possessed tv remote or somethin)
* Vorpas_Jabwak ignores the ghost as he has all the others
<Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
* Orea_Luanda gets sleepy and just keeps macking on revark
<Vorpas_Jabwak> <looks into those soulless smiley eyes>
<Vorpas_Jabwak> <you will see no trollmanity there>
* Revark_Fritan does hugs Orea close.
<AlexThresh> "Sea, now i gotta break yow two wp, becawse she is intoxicated and yow're not."
<Horkos_Mement> *the fire becomes more intense*
* Orea_Luanda hugs revark closer
<Revark_Fritan> *come on piirst*
* Vorpas_Jabwak jumps on Piirst, in what looks like revark and Oreas situation
<Orea_Luanda> Nooooooo we loove each other ;(
<Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
<Revark_Fritan> *GOD WHAT THE FUCK VORPAS*
<Revark_Fritan> *GET THE FUCK OFF BEFORE I RIP OUT YOUR EYES AND MAKE A COLLAGE WITH YOUR ORGANS*
<AlexThresh> Piirst puts out her foot against Vorpas and proceeds to punch him. "Fwck off, I have a matesprit."
* Orea_Luanda cuddles revark more on the ground, lying on him
<Vorpas_Jabwak> "Y aynt no matespryte."
<Horkos_Mement> *YES PLEASE REVARK*
<Vorpas_Jabwak> :)
<Horkos_Mement> *DO AS YOU SAID*
<Horkos_Mement> *THE ASTERISKS COMMAND THEE*
<Vorpas_Jabwak> <stfu asterisks>
* Revark_Fritan feels a rage stirring up.
<AlexThresh> Piirst draws a lazor and points up at his guts.
<Vorpas_Jabwak> "Just for tonight Pyyrst?" :)
* Revark_Fritan gets up from the floor.
<Revark_Fritan> *vorpas*
* Revark_Fritan takes out his spear.
<Vorpas_Jabwak> <damnit I need dice in here>
<Vorpas_Jabwak> <il rolle myself>
<Orea_Luanda> Nooo coome back to bed honey ;)
<Revark_Fritan> *just need to do this orea*
* Vorpas_Jabwak has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
<Revark_Fritan> ((or not))
<Horkos_Mement> *YOU CANT ESCAPE THE ASTERISK MILES*
<Orea_Luanda> Wee can go further if I'm not satisfying yoooou ;)
<Revark_Fritan> *...*
* Revark_Fritan returns to Orea.
* Orea_Luanda closes her eyes and lies on the ground, open for revark
<AlexThresh> Piirst kicks him off into the water?
<Orea_Luanda> Mmhm honeh ;)
* Revark_Fritan kisses Orea.
<Revark_Fritan> ((Can we not rp this extensively?))
<Horkos_Mement> *VORPAS*
<Horkos_Mement> *DROP MY HEAD*
<Horkos_Mement> *THE ASTERISKS COMMAND YOU*
* Orea_Luanda lies still
<Revark_Fritan> ((He can't hear you honey.))
<AlexThresh> She puts her pistol away and looks at the two of them and then to Revark and Orea. "Y'know I still can't let ya net her. Maybe when she's sober."
<Revark_Fritan> *...*
<Horkos_Mement> *the captchalogue card begins to shake*
<Revark_Fritan> *but i want it*
<Horkos_Mement> *the one containing the head that belongs to horkos*
<Horkos_Mement> *who knows how many heads there are in there*
<AlexThresh> "Then wait til morning sailor when she can say yes"
<Revark_Fritan> *...*
* Revark_Fritan sits back in his spot, somewhat put down.
<AlexThresh> "Yow can kiss her." She laughed.
* Orea_Luanda continues lieing, eyes closed
<Orea_Luanda> *lying
* Revark_Fritan stops feeling his purple blood rage.
<AlexThresh> "She might even be asleep."
* kaiserA ([email protected]) has joined
<Revark_Fritan> *...*
<Revark_Fritan> *can we just*
<Revark_Fritan> *get on with the game?*