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- xBuying a whole pallet of pumpkin pie filling
- xMy friend who read Infinite Jest
- The strength of 37 infants
- xClothespins with the faces of the Addams Family
- xA dude driving a Vespa down the interstate
- xAlan Dershowitz's left testicle
- The jeans I've worn for three weeks straight
- xA poorly drawn tattoo of Garfield
- xA bologna, zucchini, and boursin cheese hoagie
- xAn 83-year-old who just found her life's calling
- xA bullfight but with eggplants
- xA hotel for dogs
- xUnlabeled apples
- An inner city Whole Foods
- xA YouTube channel that exists only to spread fear
- A barbell made of soap
- xA crunk ass wheelchair
- xYour dumbest, fattest friend
- I wish freshman year I'd had ________.
- xThe greatest thinker of our time really is ______.
- xHave you heard about the new prog rock band who's drummer is _______?
- xThis summer get ready for the a new edgier take on _______.
- xGabagool is actually just the Sicilian pronunciation of ______.
- xThe Three Stooges really jumped the shark when they made _______ the third stooge.
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