Why You Shouldn't play undertale: (parody)

-69 hours long
-the """"""""""""combat"""""""""""""" is just bad bullet hell, as opposed to good bullet hell
-game explodes upon completion
-panders to SJWs by not having any wank material in it
-the """"""""""""""""""""""""""graphics""""""""""""""""""""""""" are just drawings
-full of memes like "i can make spaghetti" and "you're gonna have a bad time" where did these memes even come from originally? get your own joks
-and while I'm at it, Portal, another SJW game, can get its own jokes too "the cake is a lie" yeah, everyone's heaard that one
-toby fox LITERALLY kicked me in the balls one time
-"hOI! I'm TEMMIE!" NEED I SAY MORE?
-you can't kill people, which is fun, as opposed to sparing people, which is not fun, and they're not just exactly the same mechanic and I didn't notice because in my head I have decided that killing is more fun than sparing
-Tries too hard to be """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""funny""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" but is just SJW jokes
-Obama + Undertale = Obundertale
-$$$hills itself out by costing $10 instead of being free
-Plot makes no sense if you skip the dialogue
-not as good as longer games
-liked by babies who've only ever played games for 1 year, as opposed to me who's played them for 2 years