POTATO BOOBIES

Tsaaq: ((>:D))
Covet: -Cadence was sitting on the couch hiding behind a pillow while the stubby legged Ozzy attacked the pillow, the whole site looking rediculous as he tried to jump at the pillow but failed, because he can't really jump.- C'mon Ozzy, this pillow is kicking your ass. meow! -she told him as she pushed the pillow back at him and he stood up flailing his paws in the air. She couldn't help but laugh at him as she repeated the actions over and over.-
Tsaaq: Remy got off the elevator with the large bag of KFC and walked down the hall towards her apartment door, knocking loudly with one hand and reaching into the bucket of chicken with the other. “It’s me!” He shouted. “I’ve got chicken, and mashed potatoes!”
Covet: -Cadence pushed the pillow at the tiny cat and watched it fall on top of him, leaving him to squirm out from under it, while she ran to the door and threw it open.- And I have Boobs and weed and cats, who WON'T try to get all up in my mashed potatoes! -she grinned and moved out of the way for him to come in- Thank you for bringing food, You said KFC and my stomach was all, FEEED MEEE SEEEYMORE!
Tsaaq: He laughed as he walked into the apartment. “Oh yeah, the fat cat isn’t here.” Remy said and went straight to the couch. “That’s exactly how I felt when I drove by KFC earlier. My brain said noooo you have to jog but the stomach won. As it often does.” He shrugged and took a seat back. “I see your boobs are covered by something awesome.” Remy said with a smirk as he pulled out the bucket of chicken.
Covet: Ahh, good ol KFC. Ruining diets since forever. -she grinned and closed the door behind her, running and jumping off the landing, causing Ozzy to skitter away across the wood floor around the back of the couch. Cadence flopped down on the couch and looked over at Remy as he pulled out the chicken- Fuck that smells so good. -she looked down at her shirt and pulled it out- Yes, they are and if I move just right, it's like Deadpool is giving you dirty looks, or the lazy eye, or being seductive. -she smirked at him and waited patiently for the potatoes, because that's where the real love is.-
Tsaaq: “You’re going to contort your boobs to have Deadpool give me the sex eyes? Let’s do this.” He rested the bucket beside him without worrying about a fucking cat trying to attack it. Remy’s hand went into the bag to get the mash potatoes and leaned over so he could wave the carton in Cadence’s face. “Is this what you what?” Remy asked in a sultry tone.
Covet: Yeah pretty much -she told him with a laugh as she tried to lean to oneside to make the Deadpool eyes wink at him. She looked up to see the mashed potatoes being waved in front of her face- Yessss! -she said with a hiss and went to grab for the container-  Don't tease me with mashed potatoes, otherwise this is going to be the start of a very messy night. -she warned him-
Tsaaq: Remy squinted his eyes as he smirked. “You act like I don’t like it messy. You should know me by now.” He chuckled then finally gave in and handed the container over. Remy put his hand in the bag to get a plastic spork for her to eat it with. “Uh oh, looks like you’re gonna need this too.” He said teasingly as he waved it around. “Unless you have a mash potatoes straw…”
Covet: -Cadence smirked and looked over at him- Who said it was a threat? Maybe that was me encouraging you -She took the mashed potatoes from him and opened up the lid to inhale the yummy smells, before looking over at remy with the spork-  I didn't even know such a thing existed, Spork me Hot Stuff! -she laughed and held out her hand-
Covet: *Remy
Tsaaq: “Ahhh, the plot thickens. Among other things.” His eyes widened a bit as he tried his hardest not to laugh. “Oh I’ll fucking spork you.” Remy said and unwrapped it for her and stuck it in the container for her. “Okay chicken time.” He picked up the bucket once again and dove into it like an animal.
Covet: -She laughed as he spoke about thick things, then stuck the spork into the mashed potatoes. She took a scoop of it and stuck it in her mouth, licking off the spoon- Mmmmm oh yeah, that hits the spot. Would it be weird if I said I wanted to eat these potatoes off your body? Cause I could totally be down for that.
Tsaaq: ((LMAO))
Tsaaq: Remy looked at Cadence for a moment with his cheeks full like a fucking chipmunk. After swallowing he smirked with a slow nod of his head. "Shit! Let's do this! We'll take turns." He said as he put the bucket down yet again and went to pull off his shirt. Remy felt his phone buzz and groaned loudly to look at the incoming text. "Damn it Adam! Go away!" He grunted and stuck his phone in between the couch cushions.
Covet: -Cadence laughed and watched him takes his shirt off, then yelled at his phone- What does Adam want? -she asked him as she scooted over to him, shoving him back so that she could smear mashed potatoes across his chest-  Somehow this is bringing childhood back to me...and is very very fun. -she smirked leaning over to lick up the mashed potatoes.-
Tsaaq: “Ugh I don't know. Some bullshit, she was beating Harper’s ass again.” He answered with a shake of his head then smirked down at her. “What the hell were you doing when you were a kid?” Remy asked with a raise of his eyebrow.
Covet: Um, let them fight it out. They'll be fine. -she said quickly then handed him the container of potatoes witht he spork in them- I used to make mashed potato murals on the kitchen table with my grandma. She was definitely a pro playing with your food. -she smiled at him then stripped off her top, leaving her with just her panties onn- Your turn.
Tsaaq: He threw his hands up. "That's what I told him! He's always trying to break it up." He took the container of mashed potatoes and got the spork ready. Remy sat up and stared at her chest for a moment. "I could make a mural on those..." He smirked and dropped a sporkful on each of her breastseses. Remy sucked the mashed potatoes clean off of her chest and grinned. "This was a great idea."
Covet: -she laughed and leaned back, watching him clean her BOOBS off with his mouth- Yes it was, and the shower after all this is going to be an even better idea. -she took the container back from him and stared at his shorts. She purposefully dropped the spork on the floor and spoke flatly- Oh no...now it's covered in cat hair. Whatever shall I use to eat my mashed potatoes now? -she asked looking blatantly at his crotch-
Tsaaq: Remy wiggled his eyebrows at her. “Oooh yeah I’m looking forward to that hot soapy shower.” He winked at her then furrowed his brows while watching her. “I’ll just go in the kitchen and clean it for you- OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” He nodded in realization. “You mean my dick!” Remy said with a grin and started to pull down his shorts. “Well shit, lets do it!” He stood up and let his shorts and boxers fall to around his ankles.
Covet: -Cadence pulled him back down to sit and moved to the floor sitting back on her ankles in front of him between his legs. Taking his DICK in her hand she dipped it in the potatoes, getting a a bit on the tip before she set the container down next to him. Opening her mouth, she licked the  potatoes off in a very seductive way, looking up at him before she sucked the rest off smacking her lips- Works like a charm
Tsaaq: He stared down at her with a shit-eating-grin, throwing his head back when his DICK met the POTATOES. “That’s warm, that’s nice.” He whispered and closed his eyes and a low gradual moan exited his lips when his member went into her mouth. “Oh yeah, that is also nice.” He sighed with a smile on his face.  Remy looked down at her with his eyebrows raised. “Shit, we should use each other as eating utensils more often.”
Covet: -She grinned at him and nodded her head- We do it enough for body shots, why not food. They serve fucking sushi off naked men and women in Vegas. So clearly it's not that weird. -she told him, leaning over his lap with his POTATO DICK between her POTATO TITS. ...[what am I doing with my life...]
Tsaaq: “We should also do that.” Remy said as he raked his hair back. “We should do it with pizza somehow. We need to figure out a way.” He stared down at Cadence put his hand on the back of her hand then lowered it to her neck. “Are we potato tit fucking? Is there a word for this?” Remy asked, not particularly complaining because sex and food.
Tsaaq: ((YEAH!))
Covet: Okay, Okay, that would be awesome. I've got a great idea each weekend we do a different type of food for body utensil night. One weekend italian food, one weekend mexican food! -she told him then leaned over squishing her potato tits against his dick smothering it as she bounced a bit for him- I don't think there is a word. So just enjoy it, and we can name it later. -she grinned getting into it.-
Tsaaq: Remy nodded his head at her suggestion. “Spaghetti, tacos…” He trailed off and closed his eyes and began to thrust into her POTATO TITS. “The potatoes make it better somehow!” He shouted as he went a little faster and started to moan.
Covet: -Cadence squeezed them together, working with his motions- This is so strangely hot, and I'm glad it's working...but I think...we need more. -she took the rest of the container and used his DICK to get the rest out before going back to work, making a big stupid potato mess  all over ther place, like some bad weird fetish porn shit.-
Tsaaq: ((AAHAHAHA))
Tsaaq: “I know.” Remy whispered amidst a lust filled breath. “Fuck, rub it all over you tits.” He commanded as he kept pivoting his POTATO COCK upward between her POTATO TITS. “This so fucking hot.” He threw his head back and reached his arms out to help squish her breasteses together and squish all the fucking mashed potatoes around on them. ((What are we doing))
Tsaaq: ((What happened!?))
Covet: [Stupid internet is being a dick again]
Covet: [repost por favor]
Tsaaq: “I know.” Remy whispered amidst a lust filled breath. “Fuck, rub it all over you tits.” He commanded as he kept pivoting his POTATO COCK upward between her POTATO TITS. “This so fucking hot.” He threw his head back and reached his arms out to help squish her breasteses together and squish all the fucking mashed potatoes around on them. ((REPOST!))
Covet: [damn you're fast]
Tsaaq: ((xD))