You were in for it. Your classmate and acquaintance, Gohan, had to leave in a hurry with some green dude and an over sized troll doll, leaving you to tell his mother about the emergency. You'd heard horror stories about her legendary temper, and how even heroes who had saved the world time and time again were wary of her outbursts. It was just your luck, too. You had managed to avoid most of your regular bullies, and stay out of a locker all day. But the universe has it in for you, it seems. But Gohan was always nice to you, and was an all round good person, so you decided to do him this favor.


	After a lengthy ride to the Son residence, you can already hear the ranting from outside. You start to second guess your mission, when the door swings open. "Oh, are you one of Gohan's friends?" She asks, no sign of the rage you detected earlier. You nod and introduce yourself. "Any friend of my baby boy is a friend of mine!" She says, her face glowing with happiness. "Come on in!". As you sit, waiting for her to prepare tea, she asks, "So, where IS Gohan?". You swallow, and as she comes in with tea, begin to explain that she just suddenly disappeared after some strange people came up to him and said something about an emergency. As the words leave your mouth, you can see her expression change from glad to enraged. You fall out of your chair, and try to crawl away from the demon you had just awakened, when she chucks a knife at you, narrowly missing your leg. You bolt as fast as humanly possible towards the door, when you hear giggling.


	It takes you a moment to register that the room is colder than before. Then you realize that your pants are still pinned to the kitchen floor, exposing your tighty whities. "What a nerd!" Chi Chi laughs, clenching her gut. "Even Gohan's underwear is more manly than that!" You cover yourself, before she crosses the floor, and grabs you by the underwear. "It's a mother's duty to dole out discipline. Clearly, yours never disciplined you for wearing that wedgie magnet! So I'll do it instead. Plus, I'm gonna use you as a warm up for Gohan's punishment!". You gulp as the woman picks you up with abnormal strength, and moves towards a chair.


	"A young man can't be caught wearing underwear like this! You know what girls will do to you?" Before you can respond that you know exactly what girls will do to you, your tighty whities are yanked high up. "A nerd like you won't be able to keep your underwear out of your butt! You're asking for wedgies with these, dear! Did your mother buy them for you?" You blush and stand on your tippy toes, but Chi Chi isn't having it. You are lifted into the air by your tighty whities, squeaks of pain escaping your mouth while she bounces you like a human yo-yo. "Unless you like being wedgied by every girl you meet, I'd ditch the tighty whities.". She drops you onto the floor, and sits on your back. Pinned, she begins to yank them higher, digging them in deeper and deeper.


	"Do you understand? This kind of underwear isn't popular with the ladies! You'd be better putting a 'Wedgie Me!' sign on your back!". She pulls your underwear over your face, and goes even further beyond. She stretches your underwear all the way down to your feet, and hooks them there. "Now, to practice for Gohan." She says, as she picks you up by the wedgie, and lays you across her lap. "Nothing personal! Just need to blow off some steam, OK?".


	You're trying not to scream in pain as a firm hand swiftly and surely makes your butt sting with a resounding *smack*. This barrage of punishment continues until Chi Chi gets bored, but by this time, you aren't going to be sitting for a month. She lifts you up, and tosses you out the door. "Thanks for telling me about Gohan! Be sure to get new underpants, too! I'll give you an even bigger wedgie if I catch you in those again! All for you own good, of course!". You begin to waddle home, your ass on fire, and silently curse Gohan.