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- "Two sumo wrestlers ran at me from opposite directions. 'I have two words you guys should add to your vocabulary,' I said. 'Salad Bar!' I knew that if I went to take one of the big boys out with my roundhouse tail attack, the other would crush me like a pancake. So rather than whip my tail at one wrestler or the other, I split the difference and slammed it right in between them. This move, which I named the 'tail slam' (real clever, I know, but Goldberg's Jackhammer was already copyrighted), sent shock waves through the ground, tumbling both tubbies away."
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