void setup() {
pinMode(13, OUTPUT);
Serial.begin(9600);
int NIGGERS = 0;

  if(NIGGERS) {
  digitalWrite(13, HIGH);
  Serial.println("DIP IT ALL IN MASHED POTATOES");

} else {
  digitalWrite(13, LOW);
  Serial.println("NUGGETS, AMIRITE");
}
}

void loop() {
}