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Joker Towa pasta

Apr 26th, 2020
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  1. Towa: It's been a rough few weeks Coco... ever since I... jacked off those guys on stream...
  2. Coco: Ok, I'm waiting for for the punchline.
  3. Towa: There's no punchline... It's not a joke...
  4. Coco: You're serious aren't you? You're telling us jacked off those three guys on stream?
  5. Towa: Uh huh.
  6. Coco: And why should we believe you?
  7. Towa: I got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore... My life is nothing but a comedy
  8. Coco: Let me get this straight; you think jacking of those guys in front of your fans is funny?
  9. Towa: I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not. Purity is subjective, Coco. ain't that what they say? All of you, the fans that know so much, you decide what's pure or not. The same way you decide what is being an entertaining liver or not.
  10. Coco: Ok, I think- I might understand that you did this to start a movement? To become a symbol?
  11. Towa: C'mon Coco... Do I look like the kind of vtuber that can start a movement? I jacked off those guys because the fans are awful. Everyone is awful these days. It's enough to make any vtuber crazy.
  12. Coco: Ok so you're a crazy slut. Is that your defense for masturbating those men on stream?
  13. Towa: No. They couldn't hold it in for more than a minute even if their lives depended on it.
  14. Towa: Ugh why is everyone so upset about what I did? If I was some other slut on the streets your wouldn't give a shit. I stream for you every day and you don't notice me! But these other holos, just because they have hundreds of thousands of subscribers like Sora, Aqua or Marine.
  15. Coco: You have a problem with Sora and the other popular holos?
  16. Towa: Yes I do. Have you seen what it's like to be a regular vtuber, Coco? Have you ever had less that 15k viewers while streaming? Everyone is just doing collabs with other popular vtubers! Nobody collabs with me anymore! Nobody thinks what it's like to be an unpopular vtuber. You think someone like YAGOO thinks what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but his popular holos? He doesn't. He thinks that we'll just sit there and do an apology video like good little pure idols! That we won't menhera and go wild!
  17. Coco: You finished? I mean there's so much self pity, Towa. It sounds like you're making excuses for jacking off those young men on stream. Not all of us, and I'll tell you this, not all of us are awful.
  18. Towa: ...you're awful, Coco.
  19. Coco: Me? I'm awful? Oh yeah? How am I awful?
  20. Towa: Ignoring the yabe incident... Not collabing with me... You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of them.
  21. Coco: You don't know the first thing about me motherfucker. Look what happened because of what you did. You tarnished the hololive brand. You're laughing. You're laughing. Your fans heard you pleasing men and you're laughing. People are still mad today because of what you did and you're laughing.
  22. Towa: I know. How about another joke, Coco?
  23. Coco: No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.
  24. Towa: What do you get when you cross a menhera slut with a FANBASE THAT ABANDONS HER AND TREATS HER LIKE TRASH?
  25. Coco: sugi no news desu
  26. Towa: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET! YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
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