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Hello, I'm Icna. You may be wondering, "Why should I vote you for prime minister?" That's a good question. Here, let me tell you.

I am the man of the people. I always have been, and always will be. I will make sure that you, the citizens, get a fair say in everything that we do. I'll set up websites, where you can discuss policies, and how they affect you, and I will make sure to personally read every single one of your comments. I'll set up an email account, where you guys can email me, telling me what you think this country can do to improve. By taking your suggestions, we can make the UK a better place for everyone.

I have a lot of experience with running countries. I currently am the leader of Belgium, a country that has made a name for itself since I came in. All the great things I did in Belgium were on a smaller scale, as it is a smaller country. If you vote me for the UK, I will execute the ideas that worked out so well for Belgium, but on a much larger scale. I also have some new ideas I will be willing to try for you guys. In addition to that, I have been a member of the MI6, which has given me experience where the rest of the candidates has not. I can't wait to get to work, and with you, the citizens helping me, I'm sure we can make the UK the best country in the world.

Even if you want to vote for someone else, let me change your mind. The current leader of Thailand, Mr. String, never does anything. He gets in control of a country, and then never makes any changes. He never tries to improve it. He just sits there, doing nothing. In addition to that, I'm pretty sure at least two of the candidates have plans to turn the UK into either a communist country, or a dictatorship. In my opinion, and probably most of yours as well, those are the worst kinds of government. I'm about pure democracy. The people should vote on things that affect them. The people should make the choices about what policies they want, and want they don't. This isn't a matter of one candidate or the other, this is a matter of choosing communism, and turning into a country like North Korea, locked away from the rest of the world, or choosing democracy, and letting free speech occur. Letting free expression occur. I am a big fan of free speech. It is one of the most fundamental things for a country. And some candidates are trying to take it away from you. I promise you, I will not. It will be the most sacred law we have. I will make sure that you guys, are free to do want you want, to be what you want, to live like you want. I will protect that right with my life. You don't have to ever worry about it ever going away.

You may be thinking, "Well, that's good and all, but what are you going to do for the people?" The answer is, really, anything you citizens want me to do for you. If you have an idea for a law, or an idea on how we could make this country better, please, never hesitate to send it my way. Even if you don't think I'll read it, I will. I will make sure I read every last one. If I really like it, I might even respond, or ask you if you have any other ideas. You're the citizens and you're important. If I'm going to leading you, then I'm going to let you voice your opinion. I'm going to make sure your vote means something. That your ideas, and your opinion, and your beliefs, all mean something. The doors are always open for you to make your voice heard. I'm giving you something that other candidate will give you, and that's the chance to be heard. The other candidates, they'll pass laws on what they believe is right, they'll pass law on stuff that helps them out. They won't pass laws to directly help you. If 80% of our country shares an opinion, then unless you start rioting, they would never hear you. Even if you do make a display, they won't care. I'm different. I do care. I will listen. I will make sure that you get the representation you deserve. And because of that, I will guarantee one thing that I will do in office. I will make sure, that at least 10% of any vote that occurs in the parliament, is decided by the people. I'll set up a secure, online voting platform. That way, you guys can vote on the issues that matter to you deeply, and, if you want, skip the ones you don't care as much about. And just like with anything else, that 10% can change. If you think it should be more, please let me know. If you think that it should be less, again, let me know. I'm open to any and all suggestions, at any and all times.


I hope you enjoyed my speech today. I can't wait to get into office, take my seat as the Prime Minister of the UK, and, with help from you citizens, make the UK the best country in the entire world. Have a good day.