Sorry Apollo

from random import shuffle
from statistics import median

a=[[1] * 5] + [[x]*4 for x in [2,3,-4,5,7,8,10,11,12,0]]
b = [x for i in a for x in i]

def get_card_or_shuffle(deck):
    if deck == []:
        deck = b[:]
        shuffle(deck)
    return deck.pop()

def do_move(pos, card, deck):
    if card == 2:
        if pos == 2: return 0
        if pos >  2: return do_move(pos-2, get_card_or_shuffle(deck), deck)
        else: return do_move(pos, get_card_or_shuffle(deck), deck)
    if card == -4:
        return pos + 4
    if card == 10:
        if pos >= 10: return pos - 10
        else: return pos + 1
    else:
        if pos >= card: return pos - card
        else: return pos

results = []
didnt_finish = 0
for i in range(100000):
    deck = []
    pos = 1
    turn = 0
    while pos > 0 and turn < 35:
        turn += 1
        card = get_card_or_shuffle(deck)
        pos = do_move(pos, card, deck)
        card = get_card_or_shuffle(deck) # Ryab
        discard = do_move(99, card, deck)
        card = get_card_or_shuffle(deck) # Malf
        discard = do_move(99, card, deck)
        card = get_card_or_shuffle(deck) # Dan
        discard = do_move(99, card, deck)
    if turn >= 35:
        didnt_finish += 1
    else:
        results.append(turn)
print(sum(results)/len(results))
print(median(results))
print (len(results))
print(didnt_finish)
for i in range(10):
    print (i, len([x for x in results if x == i]))