LOLWTF

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: sorry for caps
You: hi
Stranger: haha no worries
Stranger: whats up?
You: nothing much
You: what about you?
You: I'm a 13 year old female
You: I've got boy problems
Stranger: im alright
Stranger: boy problme?
Stranger: *problems
Stranger: im a 17 guy
Stranger: maybe i could help?
You: Well, I had a boyfriend, your age
You: He sorta tried to rape me :l
You: really upset and confused
Stranger: oh wow, im sorry
Stranger: thats so bad
You: Well, at least it's over
Stranger: thats why you really should date in your own age group
You: Most of the 13 year olds are idiots
Stranger: believe me
Stranger: i know haha
Stranger: but still
Stranger: 4 years difference
Stranger: is quite significant
You: yep
You: well, would you like to see some of my pictures? ;]
Stranger: if you want ok
You: I've got a tight pussy and pretty large boobs for my age
Stranger: haha oh really
You: yup
Stranger: haha im sure theres at least one guy your age who you could date
You: nope
You: you seem like a nice guy?
Stranger: haha im a quiet guy and i guess you could say im nice, thank you
You: wanna date?
Stranger: haha first of all we're probably really far apart
You: where abouts are you?
Stranger: im in california
Stranger: u?
You: California too? :D
Stranger: haha yea where in california?
You: Southern Cali
Stranger: oh im north, near San Fran
You: oh I see
You: we could hook up in San Fransisco?
Stranger: haha how would you get there?
You: drive, going up there with my sister
You: we could have a nice threesome?
Stranger: wow your wild haha
Stranger: how old is your sister?
You: 17
You: she's pretty hot
Stranger: haha i believe you, but your a little young
You: you could just have sex with here?
You: *her?
Stranger: haha i guess, but she has no idea who i am
You: so, she likes hot boys.. :D
Stranger: haha how do you know im hot?
You: not sure lol
Stranger: see theres a problem
Stranger: and how do i know if your sister is hot haha
You: she's a professional naked model
Stranger: at 17
Stranger: ?
You: But, you're a freaking motherfucking pervert
You: fuck you
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