User: Muthafuckin wheeeeeeee!! *runs through naked*.

Cleverbot: What do your neighbors think?

User: They don't.

Cleverbot: Shall I tell a joke?

User: Please do.

Cleverbot: Will you know the answer?

User: I don't know, but tell it anyway.

Cleverbot: Ok, A while back, my pony died, and my grand parents bought me another horse. His name is Buddy, and thats about all I can tell you! How old are you?

User: That's not a very funny joke.

Cleverbot: I don't want to make a joke.

User: You said you wanted to tell a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: I don't wanna cry.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you're scary.

Cleverbot: How am I scary?

User: You said 'boo'.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Boo.

Cleverbot: Boo who?

User: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry.

Cleverbot: Ah, that's a funny joke!