The Second Day of Peace part 10

>It's been a day and a half since your journey to Canterlot begun.
>Some of which was buried in silence from you reading that book.
>Fluttershy for the most part just relaxed.
>Since it was only you two in the vicinity to keep each other company, you two mostly chilled for the most part.
>You telling her crazy stories that happened back on Earth.
>Her laughing trying to keep her sides intact and her occasional flirting.
>She just won't get the hint it seems.
>Or maybe she did but refuses to accept it.
>Bitches be crazy.
>But to be fair, she was good company.
>Currently, Fluttershy is sleeping on your lap and you're almost done with the book Twilight suggested.
>You wonder to yourself why you didn't read books more often.
>Then again, internet, television, video games, and bacon would usually steal the show from books.
>Here however, there's not much to do, it's a wonder how you still have an ounce of sanity left.
>You put a muzzle on your thoughts and start reading again.
>You occasionally pet Fluttershy's pink mane.
>Why you give no fucks is beyond you right now.
>Just relaxing.
>As you begin the next chapter, the train comes to a stop.
>It seems you have arrived.
>The speaker comes on.
>”Welcome to Canterlot folks, please gather all of your belongings and exit in a calm manner.”

>You gently nudge Fluttershy to let her know that you've arrived.
“Hey, Flutters...”
>”Hmmmm?”
“We've arrived.”
 >”Oh? Okay. Lets go.”
>You and Fluttershy gather all the luggage you all brought, which really wasn't all that much to begin with.
>Just a suitcase with clothes and toiletries.
>Well, your grandmother always told you to travel lightly.
>Seems she was onto something.
>Fluttershy had only one suitcase too, although she doesn't wear clothes so you wonder what did she REALLY bring.
>Well, it's probably best not to know.
>Once all the luggage the was gathered, you and Fluttershy exit the train.
>It's early in the morning so there shouldn't be too many ponies walking about.
>You and Fluttershy make your way to the castle where the two sister of royalty dwell.
>Fluttershy's fluttering beside you carrying her luggage.
>Seriously, what did she bring?


>As you're walking to the castle you can't help but get nervous.
>You have no idea why, you've met them before and you wasn't even close to being this nervous.
>Why is that?
>Well, it's probably because the first time you met them, the whole royalty fact didn't kick in.
>Why?
>You have no clue, you're weird like that.
>The nervousness shows on your face and Fluttershy seems to have noticed.
>She flies in front of you and blocks your path and turns to look at you.
>”Anon? Are you ok hun?”
“Yes, I'm just fine.”
>You walk around her and continue on your path, only to have Fluttershy get in the way again.
“Flutters, seriously, I'm fine, just a little nervous that's all.”
>”Why are you so nervous? You've met the princesses before and you're not in trouble. So relax ok?”
“A drink would be nice right about now.”
>”Well, maybe we can have a little bit of sinful nectar when we get there.”
“What about the diet you put me on?”
>”You're still on it, besides, it's not like some sort of crazy drink Rarity made.”
“Ok, that actually sounds kinda nice.”
>”Just don't get carried away, I don't want to use my stare on you...again.”
“Say no more, just drink or two should be fine.”
>Fuck that stare. It's like her trump card.
>You don't want your soul to be violated from such a broken ability.
>You and Fluttershy arrive at the castle after God knows how long.

>When you went through the town, not a soul was in sight.
>Thank goodness, ponies here really seem to be judgmental.
>Rarity is one pony, but a whole damn city? Not your cup of tea to say the least.
>As you make your way to the gates, the guards open them.
>”We've been expecting you Mr.Unknown and Kindness, please enjoy your stay.”
>You acknowledge him with a nod and continue walking.
>Once you make it inside the castle, you're met with a unicorn servant.
>”May I get those for you Mr.Unknown and Kindness?” the servant said.
>”Oh sure thing.”
“I don't mind, I'm a bit tired anyways.”
>”I'll see to it that your belongings make it to your room. Also the princesses are expecting you in the dining room.”
“Thank you.”
>She uses her magic to levitate the items you've brought along for your trip and goes on her merry way.

>”So, Anon to the dining room?”
“Sure, I could use some breakfast anyways.”
>”Ok lets go mister.”
“Lead the way, I have no idea where it is.”
>”Oh Anon, what would you do without me?”
“Live in peace and quiet and not have to worry about being raped.”
>”Silly Anon, it isn't rape if you want it. Besides, you hate to admit it, but I make your life a little less boring.”
“Ha! You are mistaken you see, because....”
>You was going to protest but it seems she's right.
>On Earth, it was just the same boring ass routine.
>Despite the friends you did have and the fun, your life was mostly miserable.
>Damn it, she does make your life a little less boring.
>She always kept you guessing what Tom Foolery she had planned next.
>Even if the majority of the time she got on your last nerve, she always made it to the highlights of your day from her insanity.
>From showing up on your doorstep in a damn diaper with no fucks given to sending drugged apple pies.
>There were times where she sent little hints of what the next fetish would be.
>You've spent nights staying awake trying to figure out what she has planned.
>Despite being turned down time and time again, she still goes for it.
>She still keeps you on your toes.
>After a while Rainbow Dash couldn't even pull a prank on you from you being so damn paranoid.
>And a few days ago at Pinkie's party, you never had so much fun.
>Not to mention the badass moment when you and Fluttershy completely owned the dance floor.
>And pigging out on cinnamon toast and apple soda with her a few hours before the party was awesome.
>Your life here has been a interesting one.
>Touche Fluttershy... Touche.

“Shit, you're right, you do make my life a little less boring.”
>”What's that Anon? I'm right?”
“Ugh, yes.”
>”So would you say we're at least friends?”
“Yes, I would.”
>”Best friends?”
“I guess? I'd say we're pretty close.”
>”So that would mean you care about me?”
“To an extent, yes.”
>”Love me?”
“Yes, as a friend.”
>”So after breakfast...wanna do it? We could be friends with benefits.”
“You're pushing your luck here.”
>”Hey, you never know, today the thought would disgust you, but tomorrow you probably won't get enough of me.”
“Well to answer tomorrow's question, n-”
>She cuts you off puts her hoof to your mouth, “Ssssh, you don't know for sure yet.”
>You're pretty sure you do know.
>”Now lets get moving, I'm getting a little hungry.”
“Alright alright, there better be peach honey when I get there.”
>Fluttershy chuckles from your comment.
>”I know what to get you for your birthday.”
“I never told you when my birthday was.”
>”Anon, with me, you don't have to.”
>You and Fluttershy proceed to the dining room.
>Once you arrived, you're met with the sisters of royalty, Celestia and Luna.
>Oh that's right there was a note to yourself about seeing Celestia again.

>They're enjoying a nice little breakfast when you walked in.
>”ANON!!” They said in unison.
>You and Fluttershy nearly flew back from the sudden projection of their voice.
>Damn.
>Your ears are ringing.
“Ummm, ow.”
>”Sorry about that Anon, it's been far too long since we've seen you!” Celestia said.
“Nice seeing you too Celly.”
>”What did you call me?”
>Shit.
“Ummm, Celly?”
>”Well I like it, you two please join us, there's plenty to go around.”
>”Would you like some bacon? You humans like that stuff right?” Luna said.
>Hold up, rewind that for a second.
>”Would you like some bacon? You humans like that stuff right?”
“Did you just say...bacon?”
>”Yes, us ponies don't really like the taste much but we make sure there's a variety in our selection of food for our guests.”
>A single tear drops down your face.
>Luna and Celestia look at you with curious looks on their faces.
>”Ummm, Anon? Are you ok?” Celestia said.
>”I hope we didn't offend you.” Luna said.
“Oh what? Yes I'm ok, it's just...it's been so long since I've had it. No you didn't offend me and Yes I would like some bacon.”
>”Well you two have a seat, we have some catching up to do.”
“Alrighty.”
>You and Fluttershy have a seat at the table, Fluttershy is sitting to the left of you, Celestia is to the right of you, sitting at the head of the table and Luna is sitting across from you.

>”So Anonymous, you and Fluttershy here seem to be getting close now.” Celestia said.
“What makes you think that?”
>”It's just the vibe you two give off. Practically in sync it seems.”
>”As it turns out your highness...”
>”Oh please dear, we're not in the throne room, call me Celly.” Celestia winks at you and smiles.
>She's more laid back than you remembered.
>Then again, that letter she sent you not too long ago is proof she can be an absolute badass, you wonder what she was like in her younger years.
>”Please continue, Fluttershy.”
>”Oh yes, as it turns out, me and Anon are perfect for each other.”
>”Oh? How do you know?”
>”Twi casted a spell on me that let's out a fragrance that represents me to the finest of details and Anon, liked it, well, liked is an understatement.”
>You already knew that, but you don't want to get Rainbow Dash in trouble for telling you what she wasn't suppose to.
>”Ah yes, the “Love is in the air” smell test, that spell is very accurate.” Luna said.
“Fucking pony magic.”
>Fluttershy kicks you shin with her hind leg under the table and looks at you mouthing “language”.
>She was subtle about it.
>Fuck that hurt.
>FlutterWHY.
>”Oh you and your colorful language, Anon.” Celestia said.
>Whew.

>”Fluttershy, what do you mean it was an understatement?”
>”Well, lets just say Anon got a little hot and bothered. Anon, you little discord you.”
>Good God what did you just walk into?
>”So how did you manage get close enough for him to get a good whiff? Not to mention the fragrance gets tainted if there are too many ponies around.” Celestia said.
>”Oh, I had a chance to during the Day of Peace.”
>”Day of Peace? I don't recall establishing such a holiday.” Celestia said.
“It's a little celebration day between me and Flutters.”
>”Really now? Would you mind telling us a few details?” Celestia asked.
“Well for one, it's a day where I get a break from Fluttershy's Tom Foolery.”
>Suddenly, Celestia bursts into a fit of laughter.
>Luna spat out some orange juice into a storm of laughter.
>Good thing you have dodging skills rike a ninja.
>Luna attempts to speak while doing her best to hold in her sides.
>”Celly, did we hear what we thought we just heard?”
>Celestia settles down her giggle storm.
>”Why yes, 'Tom Foolery',  wow I can't believe ponies still say that, Anon, you've stirred up some memories.”
>”Remember when that was THE phrase to use back in the day sister?”
>”Yes, that and tigget pahootiny, that still makes me giggle no matter how serious I am, but Anon, let it go, it's so old.”
“Oh no, I'm bringing it back.”
>”Alright if you say so Anon, so tell us how the Day of Peace got started.”

“Well...”
>Fluttershy chimes in. “It all started with a brick flying through Anon's bedroom window...”
>For once, you didn't have to explain what it was.
>That's a bit of a relief.
>Explaining everything from your window being repaired to you helping her home each year so far.
>And how you fucked up royally on the second annual Day of Peace about spilling the beans of her guessing you fetish but no specifying which one.
>She also explained the Pinkie Promise you made not too long ago.
>She even told them what took place after that day, with the party and recently moving in for a month.
>During all of that, you all were enjoying breakfast, especially you.
>Bacon. Nuff said.
>”Hmmm...” Celestia said with a shocked look.
“What is it?”
>She leans next to you and whispers “I'll tell you later” then goes back to eating her breakfast.
>”Your highness, if you'll excuse me, I need to use the little fillies room.”
>”Alright dear, you're excused.”
>Fluttershy walks out of the dinning room and just before she leaves she blows you a kiss.
>You shudder and turn your attention back to your Godly breakfast before you.
>”Luna my dear sister, do you see it?”
>”Yes, this is going to be a happy ending.”
>You ignore their comments.
>You really want to get out of here now.
>Why did you visit them again?
>Jar of peach honey.
>Point made.
>You notice Luna is whispering something in her sisters ear.
>You reach for your orange juice and take a few sips.
>For some reason, Luna and Celestia keep looking at you.
>Staring at you to no end and snickering.
"Something funny?"
>"Oh just you and Fluttershy's little game." Celestia said.
"Game? What game?"
>"A game she's winning Anon and personally, I'm rooting for her."
>Jeez, does everyone what her to get da dick?
>Fuck.

>"Anon, I know you don't want to hear this, but it's something I want you to think about..."
"And that would be?"
>"What if Fluttershy was human?"
"Well if she was hu-"
>"Don't tell me, just think about it okay?"
"Alright."
>Fluttershy walks back and takes her seat next to you.
>"So, what did I miss?" Fluttershy asked.
>"Oh just a little something for Anon to think about." Celestia said as she gave you a never ending glare.
>You do your best to avoid eye contact with her.
>Staaahp.
>You finish the rest of your meal, now to get the hell out of here.
"Ladies, if you'll excuse me, it's been a long trip and I'd like to get some rest."
>"Of course, your belongings are in your room. The servant at the door can lead you to it."
"Thank you, we'll catch up a little more after I got a good amount of shut eye."
>"Sweet dreams, sweetie." Fluttershy said.
>You make your way to the door where you're met with said servant.
>"Right this way, Mr.Unknown."
>As you leave the room, you hear the Princesses "Awww" from the cutesy moment that took place not too long ago.
>Peach honey, Anon. Peach honey.

>The servant and you finally arrive at your bedroom and you're pretty much worn out.
>You open the door and notice that your luggage and Fluttershy's luggage are by the bed.
"No seperate rooms?"
>"Much apologies sir, we're expecting some guests arrive later this evening."
"At least separate beds?"
>"That can be arranged later today."
>You let out an annoyed groan as you walk inside.
>"Is there anything you need before I take my leave?"
"No, thank you."
>"Okay, sleep well."
>You make your way to the bed and dive right in.
>Holy shit, you don't want to leave this bed.
>Comfortable as fuck.
>Note to self: If you can't get peach honey, get the bed.
>As you lay down on the bed face first, you take out your keys and wallet and place them on the nightstand to the left of you.
>You drift into a peaceful sleep.

>A few hours later, you wake up.
>You check the time that's on the nightstand to the left of you.
>11:07 am.
>That was a good little nap.
>You also notice there's a jar.
>Oh God please let that be what you think it is.
>You snatch it quickly and see a little note on the top of it.
>"For my love, here's your jar of peach honey don't go crazy with it."
"OH MY GOD YES!!!"
>Bacon and peach honey on the same day.
>Fortune is smiling at you with it's rape face.
>imokwiththis.jpg
>Nothing can ruin this day.
>Yeah, you said it, bring it universe, bring your worse!
>Suddenly, you hear rustling in your covers and see Fluttershy emerge from under the covers.
>She sits up and rubs her eyes and yawning.
>Is that the best you got universe?! You are weak!
>"Anon, you're amazing, damn hun, you humans sure can rut!"
>Wat?
"Wat?"
>She starts giggling, God she's adorable when she does that.
>"I'm just kidding, Oh I see you got your jar of peach honey."
"Come here you."
>"EEP!"
>You hug Fluttershy as tightly as you can.
>"Y-you're w-w-welcome Anon."
"You deserve a seal of mothafuckin' approval."
>Fluttershy blushes, you never thought she could be this red.
>"It wasn't a problem, really."
>You let Fluttershy go and spring out of bed.
>Feelin' good today.
>Now for the technically still morning routine.

>You are Princess Luna.
>Currently, enjoying some lunch with your sister.
>Talking about your favorite human.
>"Oh by the way sister, remind me to ask Anon for our belly rubs."
"Of course, I'm in it for the mane brushing."
>"Humans are interesting creature aren't they?"
"Indeed, however I find it strange that Anon hates pears. Who would have thought?"
>"I just really hope Fluttershy can snatch him up, he's quite the catch."
>She laughs.
>"In fact, if Fluttershy didn't call dibs I would have-"
"My dear sister I get the picture."
>"So what can we do?"
>That's your silly sister, what can't we do?
"I already have a plan set in motion."
>"Oh?"
"Yes, you know I visited Anon in his dream not too long ago, showing him the future of him being with Fluttershy."
>"Since when were you able to predict the future?"
"Time traveling spell sister."
>"Oh, right, duh silly me."
"In his dream I told him that blue strawberries was going to be the cause for their love to spark."
>"I assume he's avoiding blue strawberries like the plague."
"Yes, but here's where the real plan sets in motion, blue strawberries aren't going to be the real reason why they'll end up toghether."
>"Luna, you lied to him? He's going to furious with you if he finds out."
"Yes, it's the only way to make sure their love blossoms. You need not worry sister, my intentions won't harm him. Besides, he'll thank me later."
>"So...what's really going to cause Anon to give her a chance?"
"You're going to love it."
>"What is it then?"
"Peach honey."


End of part 10