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- 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:52,840
- <i>Once upon a time there
- was a lovely princess.</i>
- 2
- 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,680
- <i>But she had an enchantment
- upon her of a fearful sort...</i>
- 3
- 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:01,640
- <i>which could only be broken
- by love's first kiss.</i>
- 4
- 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,060
- <i>She was locked away
- in a castle...</i>
- 5
- 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:08,360
- <i>guarded by a terrible
- fire-breathing dragon.</i>
- 6
- 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:12,820
- <i>Many brave knights had attempted to
- free her from this dreadful prison,</i>
- 7
- 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:15,650
- <i>but none prevailed.</i>
- 8
- 00:01:15,740 --> 00:01:17,910
- <i>She waited in the
- dragon's keep...</i>
- 9
- 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:20,910
- <i>in the highest room of
- the tallest tower...</i>
- 10
- 00:01:20,990 --> 00:01:25,540
- <i>for her true love and
- true love's first kiss.</i>
- 11
- 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:28,580
- Like that's ever gonna happen.
- 12
- 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:32,420
- What a load of...
- 13
- 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:37,090
- Somebody once told me the
- world is gonna roll me
- 14
- 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:41,140
- I am not the sharpest
- tool in the shed.
- 15
- 00:01:41,220 --> 00:01:46,140
- She was looking kind of dumb
- with her finger and her thumb.
- 16
- 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:49,940
- In the shape of an
- I on her forehead.
- 17
- 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:52,940
- The years start coming and
- they don't stop coming.
- 18
- 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:55,860
- Fed to the rules and I
- hit the ground running.
- 19
- 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:58,200
- Didn't make sense not
- to live for fun.
- 20
- 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,490
- Your brain gets smart but
- your head gets dumb.
- 21
- 00:02:00,570 --> 00:02:02,490
- So much to do So much to see.
- 22
- 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:05,160
- So what's wrong with
- taking the backstreets.
- 23
- 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,290
- You'll never know
- if you don't go.
- 24
- 00:02:07,370 --> 00:02:09,830
- You'll never shine
- if you don't glow.
- 25
- 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,840
- Hey, now You're an all-star.
- 26
- 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,300
- Get your game on, go play.
- 27
- 00:02:14,380 --> 00:02:18,300
- Hey, now, you're a rock star
- Get the show on, get paid.
- 28
- 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:22,350
- And all that glitters is gold.
- 29
- 00:02:22,430 --> 00:02:27,850
- Only shooting stars
- break the mould.
- 30
- 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,940
- It's a cool place and
- they say it gets colder.
- 31
- 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:32,190
- You're bundled up now but
- wait till you get older.
- 32
- 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:34,400
- But the meteor men
- beg to differ.
- 33
- 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,400
- Judging by the hole in
- the satellite picture.
- 34
- 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,200
- The ice we skate is
- getting pretty thin.
- 35
- 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:41,319
- The water's getting warm
- so you might as well swim.
- 36
- 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,240
- My world's on fire
- How about yours.
- 37
- 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,990
- That's the way I like it
- and I'll never get bored.
- 38
- 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,710
- <i> Hey, now, you're an all-star.</i>
- 39
- 00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:52,380
- Get your game on, go play.
- 40
- 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:55,590
- Hey, now, you're a rock star
- Get the show on, get paid.
- 41
- 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:59,380
- And all that glitters is gold.
- 42
- 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:04,390
- Only shooting stars
- break the mould.
- 43
- 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:10,230
- - Go!
- - Go!
- 44
- 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:13,440
- Go. Go. Go.
- 45
- 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,070
- Hey, now You're an all-star.
- 46
- 00:03:16,150 --> 00:03:19,240
- Get your game on, go play.
- 47
- 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:23,570
- Hey, now, you're a rock star
- Get the show on, get paid.
- 48
- 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:27,540
- And all that glitters is gold.
- 49
- 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:32,920
- Only shooting stars
- break the mould.
- 50
- 00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:40,880
- - Think it's in there?
- - AI right. Let's get it!
- 51
- 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:43,720
- Whoa. Ho ID on. Do you know
- what that thing can do to you?
- 52
- 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,760
- Yeah, it'll grind your
- bones for its bread.
- 53
- 00:03:46,850 --> 00:03:50,810
- Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant.
- 54
- 00:03:50,890 --> 00:03:54,940
- Now, ogres...
- They're much worse.
- 55
- 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:57,940
- They'll make a suit from
- your freshly peeled skin.
- 56
- 00:03:58,030 --> 00:04:00,110
- - No!
- - They'll shave your liver.
- 57
- 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:03,450
- Squeeze the jelly
- from your eyes!
- 58
- 00:04:03,530 --> 00:04:06,070
- - Actually, it's quite good on toast.
- - Back! Back, beast!
- 59
- 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,290
- Back! I warn ya!
- 60
- 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:14,580
- Right.
- 61
- 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:33,980
- This is the part where you run away.
- 62
- 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,820
- And stay out!
- 63
- 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:48,780
- Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.
- 64
- 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,670
- All right. This one's full.
- 65
- 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:59,380
- Take it away!
- 66
- 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:03,340
- - Move it along. Come on! Get up!
- - Next!
- 67
- 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:06,340
- Give me that! Your
- flying days are over.
- 68
- 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:09,050
- That's 20 pieces of silver
- for the witch. Next!
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- 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:11,850
- - Get up! Come on!
- - Twenty pieces.
- 70
- 00:05:11,930 --> 00:05:14,310
- Sit down there!
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- 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:16,900
- Keep quiet!
- 72
- 00:05:16,980 --> 00:05:19,860
- This cage is too small.
- 73
- 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:22,060
- Please don't turn me in. I'll
- never be stubborn again.
- 74
- 00:05:22,110 --> 00:05:24,110
- I can change. Please!
- Give me another chance!
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- 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,570
- - Oh, shut up. Oh!
- - Next!
- 76
- 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,530
- - What have you got?
- - This little wooden puppet.
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- 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:34,540
- I'm not a puppet.
- I'm a real boy.
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- 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:37,000
- Five shillings for
- the possessed toy.
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- 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,170
- - Take it away.
- - Father, please! Don't let them do this!
- 80
- 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:41,170
- - Help me!
- - Next. What have you got?
- 81
- 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,880
- Well, I've got a talking donkey.
- 82
- 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:48,510
- Right. Well, that's good for ten
- shillings, if you can prove it.
- 83
- 00:05:48,590 --> 00:05:52,510
- Oh, go ahead, little fella.
- 84
- 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,520
- Well?
- 85
- 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,310
- Oh, oh, he's just... He's
- just a little nervous.
- 86
- 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:01,360
- He's really quite a chatterbox.
- Talk, you bone headed dolt...
- 87
- 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,030
- - That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
- - No, no, he talks!
- 88
- 00:06:04,110 --> 00:06:08,240
- He does. I can talk.
- I love to talk.
- 89
- 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:11,240
- I'm the talkingest damn
- thing you ever saw.
- 90
- 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,870
- - Get her out of my sight.
- - No, no!
- 91
- 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:18,370
- I swear! Oh! He can talk!
- 92
- 00:06:20,710 --> 00:06:23,090
- Hey! I can fly!
- 93
- 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:24,800
- - He can fly!
- - He can fly!
- 94
- 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,930
- - He can talk!
- - Ha, ha! That's right, fool!
- 95
- 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:30,260
- Now I'm a flying,
- talking donkey.
- 96
- 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:32,970
- You might have seen a house
- fly, maybe even a super fly,
- 97
- 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:36,100
- but I bet you are not
- never seen a donkey fly.
- 98
- 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:38,100
- Ha, ha!
- 99
- 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,100
- Uh-oh.
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- 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,440
- Seize him!
- 101
- 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,240
- After him! He's getting away!
- 102
- 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:00,290
- Get him! This way! Turn!
- 103
- 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,800
- You there. Ogre!
- 104
- 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,180
- Aye?
- 105
- 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:12,293
- By the order of
- Lord Farquaad, I am
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- 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:14,350
- authorised to place you
- both under arrest...
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- 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:20,020
- and transport you to a designated...
- resettlement facility.
- 108
- 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:24,150
- Oh, really? You and what army?
- 109
- 00:07:34,910 --> 00:07:36,910
- Can I say something to you?
- 110
- 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:40,330
- Listen, you was really, really
- something back there. Incredible!
- 111
- 00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:46,170
- Are you talking to...
- me? Whoa!
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- 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,223
- Yes, I was talking to you.
- Can I tell you
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- 00:07:48,236 --> 00:07:50,220
- that you was great back there?
- Those guards!
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- 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:53,010
- They thought they was all of that.
- Then you showed up, and bam!
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- 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:55,050
- They was tripping over themselves
- like babes in the woods.
- 116
- 00:07:55,140 --> 00:07:57,060
- That really made me
- feel good to see that.
- 117
- 00:07:57,140 --> 00:08:00,180
- - Oh, that's great. Really.
- - Man, it's good to be free.
- 118
- 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:05,810
- Now, why don't you go celebrate your
- freedom with your own friends? Hmm?
- 119
- 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:09,190
- But, uh, I don't
- have any friends.
- 120
- 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,950
- And I'm not going out
- there by myself.
- 121
- 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:14,570
- Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea!
- I'll stick with you.
- 122
- 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,580
- You're a mean, green,
- fighting machine.
- 123
- 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:19,060
- Together we'll scare the spit
- out of anybody that crosses us.
- 124
- 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:25,920
- Oh, wow! That was
- really scary.
- 125
- 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,843
- If you don't mind me saying,
- if that don't work,
- 126
- 00:08:27,856 --> 00:08:29,710
- your breath certainly
- will get the job done,
- 127
- 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:33,009
- 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs
- or something, 'cause your breath stinks!
- 128
- 00:08:33,010 --> 00:08:36,220
- You almost burned the
- hair outta my nose,
- 129
- 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:39,140
- just like the time...
- 130
- 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:42,940
- Then I ate some rotten berries. I had
- strong gases eking out of my butt that day.
- 131
- 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:45,730
- Why are you following me?
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- 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,400
- I'll tell you why.
- 133
- 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,400
- 'Cause I'm all alone.
- 134
- 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:56,240
- There's no one here beside me.
- 135
- 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,990
- My problems have all gone.
- 136
- 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,410
- There's no one to deride me.
- 137
- 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:05,460
- But you gotta have friends...
- 138
- 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:08,590
- Stop singing!
- 139
- 00:09:08,670 --> 00:09:10,710
- It's no wonder you don't
- have any friends.
- 140
- 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:14,420
- Wow. Only a true friend
- would be that truly honest.
- 141
- 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:18,600
- Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me.
- What am I?
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- 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,600
- Uh...
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- 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,730
- - Really tall?
- - No! I'm an ogre.
- 144
- 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:30,020
- You know. Grab your
- torch and pitchforks.
- 145
- 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:32,110
- Doesn't that bother you?
- 146
- 00:09:32,190 --> 00:09:34,320
- Nope.
- 147
- 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,280
- - Really?
- - Really, really.
- 148
- 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:40,490
- - Oh.
- - Man, I like you. What's your name?
- 149
- 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:44,250
- Uh, Shrek.
- 150
- 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:47,580
- Shrek? Well, you know what
- I like about you, Shrek?
- 151
- 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,678
- You got that kind of.
- 152
- 00:09:49,691 --> 00:09:51,710
- I-don't-care-what-nobody... thinks-of-me
- thing.
- 153
- 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,590
- I like that. I respect that, Shrek.
- You all right.
- 154
- 00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:59,680
- Wooh! Look at that. Who'd want
- to live in a place like that?
- 155
- 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,970
- That would be my home.
- 156
- 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,930
- Oh! And it is lovely!
- Just beautiful.
- 157
- 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:09,810
- You are quite a decorator. It's amazing
- what you've done with such a modest budget.
- 158
- 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:14,650
- I like that Boulder.
- That is a nice Boulder.
- 159
- 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:21,120
- I guess you don't
- entertain much, do you?
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- 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,990
- I like my privacy.
- 161
- 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,660
- You know, I do too. That's
- another thing we have in common.
- 162
- 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,000
- Like, I hate it when you
- got somebody in your face.
- 163
- 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:30,028
- You're trying to give them a
- hint, and they won't leave.
- 164
- 00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:32,000
- There's that awkward silence.
- 165
- 00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:37,840
- - Can I stay with you?
- - Uh, what?
- 166
- 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:40,510
- Can I stay with you, please?
- 167
- 00:10:40,590 --> 00:10:42,890
- - Of course!
- - Really?
- 168
- 00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:45,350
- - No.
- - Please! I don't wanna go back there!
- 169
- 00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:49,350
- You don't know what it's like to be
- considered a freak. Well, maybe you do.
- 170
- 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,020
- But that's why we gotta stick together.
- You gotta let me stay!
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- 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:55,230
- - Please! Please!
- - Okay! Okay!
- 172
- 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,900
- - But one night only.
- - Ah! Thank you!
- 173
- 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,320
- - What are you... No! No!
- - This is gonna be fun!
- 174
- 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,320
- We can stay up late,
- swapping manly stories,
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- 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:05,200
- and in the morning
- I'm making waffles.
- 176
- 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:08,540
- - Oh!
- - Where do, uh, I sleep?
- 177
- 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,370
- Outside!
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- 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:13,540
- Oh, well, I guess that's cool.
- 179
- 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:15,710
- I mean, I don't know you,
- and you don't know me,
- 180
- 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,170
- so I guess outside
- is best, you know.
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- 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,260
- Here I go.
- 182
- 00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:27,520
- Good night.
- 183
- 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,588
- I mean, I do like the outdoors.
- I'm a donkey.
- 184
- 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,600
- I was born outside.
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- 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:34,360
- I'll just be sitting by myself
- outside, I guess, you know.
- 186
- 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,730
- By myself, outside.
- 187
- 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:41,610
- I'm all alone There's
- no one here beside me.
- 188
- 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,510
- I thought I told you to stay outside.
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- 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,270
- I am outside.
- 190
- 00:12:57,770 --> 00:13:01,570
- Well, gents, it's a far cry from the
- farm, but what choice do we have?
- 191
- 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,150
- It's not home, but
- it'll do just fine.
- 192
- 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,160
- What a lovely bed.
- 193
- 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,580
- - Got ya.
- - I found some cheese.
- 194
- 00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:11,160
- - Ow!
- - Blah! Awful stuff.
- 195
- 00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:15,500
- - Is that you, Gorder?
- - How did you know?
- 196
- 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:18,500
- Enough! What are you
- doing in my house?
- 197
- 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,500
- Hey!
- 198
- 00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:23,220
- Oh, no, no, no.
- 199
- 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,083
- Dead broad off the table.
- 200
- 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,890
- Where are we supposed to put her?
- The bed's taken.
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- 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:30,140
- Huh?
- 202
- 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:32,850
- What?
- 203
- 00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:37,690
- I live in a swamp. I put up signs.
- I'm a terrifying ogre!
- 204
- 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:40,400
- What do I have to do to
- get a little privacy?
- 205
- 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,900
- - Aah!
- - Oh, no.
- 206
- 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,700
- Oh, no.
- 207
- 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:49,370
- No! No!
- 208
- 00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:52,370
- What?
- 209
- 00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:54,370
- - Quit it.
- - Don't push.
- 210
- 00:13:58,790 --> 00:14:01,710
- What are you doing
- in my swamp?
- 211
- 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,210
- Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!
- 212
- 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:07,510
- Oh, dear!
- 213
- 00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:09,220
- Whoa!
- 214
- 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:12,680
- All right, get out of here.
- All of you, move it!
- 215
- 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,180
- Come on! Let's go! Hapaya!
- Hapaya! Hey!
- 216
- 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:17,230
- - Quickly. Come on!
- - No, no!
- 217
- 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:19,520
- No, no. Not there. Not there.
- 218
- 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:23,110
- Oh!
- 219
- 00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:26,070
- Hey, don't look at me.
- I didn't invite them.
- 220
- 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:28,240
- Oh, gosh, no one invited us.
- 221
- 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,910
- - What?
- - We were forced to come here.
- 222
- 00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:33,120
- - By who?
- - Lord Farquaad.
- 223
- 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:37,960
- He huffed und he puffed und he...
- signed an eviction notice.
- 224
- 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,750
- All right.
- 225
- 00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:45,090
- Who knows where this
- Farquaad guy is?
- 226
- 00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:47,970
- Oh, I do. I know where he is.
- 227
- 00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:51,760
- Does anyone else know
- where to find him?
- 228
- 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,470
- - Any one at all?
- - Me! Me!
- 229
- 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,480
- - Anyone?
- - Oh! Oh, pick me!
- 230
- 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,980
- Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!
- 231
- 00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:03,190
- Okay, fine.
- 232
- 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:07,820
- Attention, all
- fairy tale things.
- 233
- 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:12,620
- Do not get comfortable. Your
- welcome is officially worn out.
- 234
- 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:16,410
- In fact, I'm gonna see this
- guy Farquaad right now...
- 235
- 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,620
- and get you all off my land
- and back where you came from!
- 236
- 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:30,130
- Oh! You!
- 237
- 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,140
- You're coming with me.
- 238
- 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,560
- All right, that's what
- I like to hear, man.
- 239
- 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,430
- Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends,
- off on a whirlwind big-city adventure.
- 240
- 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,520
- I love it!
- 241
- 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,770
- <i>- On the road again Sing it with me, Shrek.
- - Hey. Oh, oh!</i>
- 242
- 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,820
- I can't wait to get
- on the road again.
- 243
- 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,820
- What did I say about singing?
- 244
- 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,820
- - Can I whistle?
- - No.
- 245
- 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:52,700
- - Can I hum it?
- - All right, hum it.
- 246
- 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,520
- That's enough. He's
- ready to talk.
- 247
- 00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:40,910
- Run, run, run, as
- fast as you can.
- 248
- 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,540
- You can't catch me. I'm
- the gingerbread man!
- 249
- 00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:48,210
- - You're a monster.
- - I'm not the monster here. You are.
- 250
- 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:52,550
- You and the rest of that fairy tale
- trash, poisoning my perfect world.
- 251
- 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,550
- Now, tell me! Where
- are the others?
- 252
- 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,180
- Eat me!
- 253
- 00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:00,180
- I've tried to be fair
- to you creatures.
- 254
- 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:03,770
- Now my patience has reached its end!
- Tell me or I'll...
- 255
- 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:06,650
- No, no, not the buttons.
- Not my gumdrop buttons.
- 256
- 00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:08,730
- All right then.
- Who's hiding them?
- 257
- 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:14,150
- Okay, I'll tell you. Do
- you know the muffin man?
- 258
- 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,570
- - The muffin man?
- - The muffin man.
- 259
- 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:20,080
- Yes, I know the muffin man,
- who lives on Drury Lane?
- 260
- 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,580
- Well, she's married
- to the muffin man.
- 261
- 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:25,790
- - The muffin man?
- - The muffin man!
- 262
- 00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,880
- She's married to the muffin man.
- 263
- 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,630
- My Lord! We found it.
- 264
- 00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:33,920
- Then what are you waiting for?
- Bring it in.
- 265
- 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:47,810
- Oh!
- 266
- 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:52,230
- - Magic mirror...
- - Don't tell him anything!
- 267
- 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,650
- No!
- 268
- 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:58,490
- Evening.
- 269
- 00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:00,450
- Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
- 270
- 00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:03,910
- Is this not the most perfect
- kingdom of them all?
- 271
- 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,580
- Well, technically
- you're not a king.
- 272
- 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:10,090
- Uh, Thelonius.
- 273
- 00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:13,800
- - You were saying?
- - What I mean is, you're not a king yet.
- 274
- 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:17,470
- But you can become one. All you
- have to do is marry a princess.
- 275
- 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:20,550
- Go on.
- 276
- 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:24,270
- So, just sit back
- and relax, my Lord,
- 277
- 00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:28,650
- because it's time for you to meet
- today's eligible bachelorettes.
- 278
- 00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:32,320
- And here they are!
- 279
- 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:37,360
- Bachelorette number one is a mentally
- abused shut-in from a kingdom far, faraway.
- 280
- 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,700
- She likes Sushi and
- hot tubbing anytime.
- 281
- 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:43,240
- Her hobbies include cooking and
- cleaning for her two evil sisters.
- 282
- 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,700
- Please welcome Cinderella.
- 283
- 00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:49,830
- Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing
- girl from the land of fancy.
- 284
- 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,630
- Although she lives with seven
- other men, she's not easy.
- 285
- 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:56,170
- Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and
- find out what a live wire she is.
- 286
- 00:18:56,260 --> 00:19:00,010
- Come on. Give it
- up for Snow White!
- 287
- 00:19:00,090 --> 00:19:02,720
- And last, but
- certainly not least,
- 288
- 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,890
- bachelorette number three
- is a fiery redhead...
- 289
- 00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:07,520
- from a dragon-guarded castle
- surrounded by hot boiling lava!
- 290
- 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,650
- But don't let that cool you off.
- 291
- 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:12,900
- She's a loaded pistol who likes pina
- coladas and getting caught in the rain.
- 292
- 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:17,030
- Yours for the rescuing,
- Princess Fiona!
- 293
- 00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:19,570
- So will it be
- bachelorette number one,
- 294
- 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:23,160
- bachelorette number two or
- bachelorette number three?
- 295
- 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,410
- - Two! Two!
- - Three! Three!
- 296
- 00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:26,830
- - Two! Two!
- - Three!
- 297
- 00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:29,040
- Three? One? Three?
- 298
- 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,170
- Three! Pick number
- three, my Lord!
- 299
- 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:35,000
- Okay, okay, uh, number three!
- 300
- 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:39,840
- Lord Farquaad, you've
- chosen Princess Fiona.
- 301
- 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,720
- If you love pina coladas.
- 302
- 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,140
- <i>- And getting caught in the rain.
- - Princess Fiona.</i>
- 303
- 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,390
- <i>- If you're not into yoga.
- - She's perfect.</i>
- 304
- 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,230
- All I have to do is just
- find someone who can go...
- 305
- 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,570
- But I probably should mention the
- little thing that happens at night.
- 306
- 00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:56,570
- - I'll do it.
- - Yes, but after sunset...
- 307
- 00:19:56,650 --> 00:20:00,740
- Silence! I will make this
- Princess Fiona my queen,
- 308
- 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:04,990
- and DuLoc will finally
- have the perfect king!
- 309
- 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,290
- Captain, assemble
- your finest men.
- 310
- 00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:11,250
- We're going to
- have a tournament.
- 311
- 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,920
- But that's it. That's it right there.
- That's DuLoc.
- 312
- 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,050
- I told ya I'd find it.
- 313
- 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:22,260
- So, that must be Lord
- Farquaad's castle.
- 314
- 00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:24,430
- Uh-huh. That's the place.
- 315
- 00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:27,930
- Do you think maybe he's
- compensating for something?
- 316
- 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,150
- Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.
- 317
- 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:37,110
- Hurry, darling. We're late.
- Hurry.
- 318
- 00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:42,240
- Hey, you!
- 319
- 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,160
- Wait a second. Look,
- I'm not gonna eat ya.
- 320
- 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:49,160
- I just... I just...
- 321
- 00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:21,280
- It's quiet.
- 322
- 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,990
- Too quiet.
- 323
- 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:32,700
- - Where is everybody?
- - Hey, look at this!
- 324
- 00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:49,510
- Welcome to DuLoc
- such a perfect town.
- 325
- 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:53,020
- Here we have some rules
- Let us lay them down.
- 326
- 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:56,980
- Don't make waves, stay in line
- and we'll get along fine.
- 327
- 00:21:57,060 --> 00:22:00,690
- DuLoc is a perfect place.
- 328
- 00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:05,320
- Please keep off of the grass Shine
- your shoes, wipe your... face.
- 329
- 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,990
- DuLoc is, DuLoc is.
- 330
- 00:22:09,070 --> 00:22:12,540
- DuLoc is a perfect.
- 331
- 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:16,040
- ...Place.
- 332
- 00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:24,010
- Wow! Let's do that again!
- 333
- 00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:26,760
- No. No. No, no, no! No.
- 334
- 00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:31,560
- Brave knights.
- 335
- 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,693
- <i>You are the best and
- brightest in all the land.</i>
- 336
- 00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:38,270
- Today one of you shall
- prove himself...
- 337
- 00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:40,690
- All right. You're going the
- right way for a smacked bottom.
- 338
- 00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:42,690
- Sorry about that.
- 339
- 00:22:42,770 --> 00:22:48,280
- That champion shall have the honour...
- no, no... the privilege...
- 340
- 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:52,410
- to go forth and rescue the
- lovely Princess Fiona...
- 341
- 00:22:52,490 --> 00:22:55,830
- from the fiery keep
- oft he dragon.
- 342
- 00:22:55,910 --> 00:23:00,130
- If for any reason the
- winner is unsuccessful,
- 343
- 00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:03,380
- the first runner-up
- will take his place...
- 344
- 00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:06,260
- and so on and so forth.
- 345
- 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:11,760
- Some of you may die, but it's a
- sacrifice I am willing to make.
- 346
- 00:23:16,890 --> 00:23:19,310
- Let the tournament begin!
- 347
- 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,940
- Oh!
- 348
- 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:28,280
- What is that?
- 349
- 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:32,950
- - It's hideous!
- - Ah, that's not very nice.
- 350
- 00:23:33,030 --> 00:23:35,450
- - It's just a donkey.
- - Huh?
- 351
- 00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:38,500
- Indeed. Knights, new plan!
- 352
- 00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:43,290
- The one who kills the ogre will
- be named champion! Have at him!
- 353
- 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:47,300
- - Get him!
- - Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now.
- 354
- 00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:49,680
- Go ahead! Get him!
- 355
- 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:53,430
- Can't we just settle
- this over a pint?
- 356
- 00:23:53,510 --> 00:23:54,760
- Kill the beast!
- 357
- 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:59,310
- No? All right then.
- 358
- 00:23:59,390 --> 00:24:01,480
- Come on!
- 359
- 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:13,700
- I don't give a damn
- about my reputation.
- 360
- 00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:17,790
- <i>- You're living in the past
- It's a new generation. - Damn!</i>
- 361
- 00:24:17,870 --> 00:24:20,660
- <i>A girl can do what she wants to do.</i>
- 362
- 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,000
- And that's what I'm gonna do.
- 363
- 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:27,000
- And I don't give a damn
- about my bad reputation.
- 364
- 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:30,840
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me.
- 365
- 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,300
- <i>- Me, me, me.
- - Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!</i>
- 366
- 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,140
- And I don't give a damn
- about my reputation.
- 367
- 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:39,470
- Never said I wanted to
- improve my station.
- 368
- 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,060
- Ah!
- 369
- 00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:44,190
- <i>- And I'm always feeling good
- when I'm having fun. - Yeah!</i>
- 370
- 00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:46,360
- And I don't have
- to please no one.
- 371
- 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,360
- The chair! Give him the chair!
- 372
- 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,070
- And I don't give a damn
- about my bad reputation.
- 373
- 00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:54,320
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me.
- 374
- 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:55,820
- Me, me, me.
- 375
- 00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:58,580
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- 376
- 00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:02,330
- Not me, not me.
- 377
- 00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:04,880
- <i> Not me.</i>
- 378
- 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:13,220
- Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah!
- 379
- 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:16,090
- Thank you! Thank
- you very much!
- 380
- 00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:18,560
- I'm here till Thursday.
- Try the veal! Ha, ha!
- 381
- 00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:26,980
- Shall I give the order, sir?
- 382
- 00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:30,650
- No, I have a better idea.
- 383
- 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:35,910
- People of DuLoc, I
- give you our champion!
- 384
- 00:25:35,990 --> 00:25:39,870
- - What?
- - Congratulations, ogre.
- 385
- 00:25:39,950 --> 00:25:44,290
- You've won the honour of embarking
- on a great and noble quest.
- 386
- 00:25:44,370 --> 00:25:48,750
- Quest? I'm already on a quest,
- a quest to get my swamp back.
- 387
- 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,050
- - Your swamp?
- - Yeah, my swamp!
- 388
- 00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:54,590
- Where you dumped those
- fairy tale creatures!
- 389
- 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,260
- Indeed.
- 390
- 00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:59,430
- All right, ogre, I'll
- make you a deal.
- 391
- 00:25:59,510 --> 00:26:03,310
- Go on this quest for me, and
- I'll give you your swamp back.
- 392
- 00:26:03,390 --> 00:26:06,100
- Exactly the way it was?
- 393
- 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,940
- Down to the last
- slime-covered toad stool.
- 394
- 00:26:09,020 --> 00:26:12,280
- - And the squatters?
- - As good as gone.
- 395
- 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:19,280
- What kind of quest?
- 396
- 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,950
- Let me get this straight.
- You're gonna go fight a dragon...
- 397
- 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,749
- and rescue a princess just so Farquaad
- will give you back a swamp...
- 398
- 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:27,959
- which you only don't have because he filled
- it full of freaks in the first place.
- 399
- 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,118
- Is that about right?
- 400
- 00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:32,300
- Maybe there's a good reason
- donkeys shouldn't talk.
- 401
- 00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:35,920
- I don't get it. Why don't you just
- pull some of that ogre stuff on him?
- 402
- 00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:37,930
- Throttle him, lay siege
- to his fortress,
- 403
- 00:26:38,010 --> 00:26:40,850
- grind his bones to make your
- bread, the whole ogre trip.
- 404
- 00:26:40,930 --> 00:26:42,850
- Oh, I know what.
- 405
- 00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:45,140
- Maybe I could have decapitated
- an entire village...
- 406
- 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,350
- and put their heads on a pike,
- 407
- 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,060
- gotten a knife, cut open their
- spleen and drink their fluids.
- 408
- 00:26:51,150 --> 00:26:53,280
- Does that sound good to you?
- 409
- 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,990
- Uh, no, not really, no.
- 410
- 00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:59,870
- For your information, there's a lot
- more to ogres than people think.
- 411
- 00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:02,700
- - Example?
- - Example?
- 412
- 00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:08,920
- - Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
- - They stink?
- 413
- 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,290
- - Yes... No!
- - They make you cry? - No!
- 414
- 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:14,800
- You leave them out in the sun, they get all
- brown, start sprouting little white hairs.
- 415
- 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,880
- No! Layers!
- 416
- 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:19,300
- Onions have layers.
- 417
- 00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:22,680
- Ogres have layers!
- Onions have layers.
- 418
- 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,180
- You get it? We both have layers.
- 419
- 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:30,690
- Oh, you both have layers. Oh.
- 420
- 00:27:30,770 --> 00:27:34,150
- You know, not everybody likes onions.
- 421
- 00:27:34,230 --> 00:27:36,860
- Cake! Everybody loves cakes!
- Cakes have layers.
- 422
- 00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:40,860
- I don't care... what
- everyone likes.
- 423
- 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:44,660
- Ogres are not like cakes.
- 424
- 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:49,870
- You know what else everybody likes?
- Parfaits.
- 425
- 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,880
- Have you ever met a person, you
- say, Let's get some parfait,
- 426
- 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,880
- they say, No, I don't
- like no parfait?
- 427
- 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,710
- - Parfaits are delicious.
- - No!
- 428
- 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,550
- You dense, irritating,
- miniature beast of burden!
- 429
- 00:27:59,630 --> 00:28:02,550
- Ogres are like onions!
- End of story.
- 430
- 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,600
- Bye-bye. See ya later.
- 431
- 00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:12,860
- Parfaits may be the most delicious
- thing on the whole damn planet.
- 432
- 00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:15,150
- You know, I think I
- preferred your humming.
- 433
- 00:28:15,230 --> 00:28:17,900
- Do you have a tissue or something?
- I'm making a mess.
- 434
- 00:28:17,990 --> 00:28:20,900
- Just the word parfait
- make me start slobbering.
- 435
- 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:31,210
- I'm on my way from misery
- to happiness today.
- 436
- 00:28:31,290 --> 00:28:33,790
- Uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh
- 437
- 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:39,340
- I'm on my way from misery
- to happiness today.
- 438
- 00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:41,880
- Uh-huh, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- 439
- 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:45,890
- And everything that you
- receive up yonder.
- 440
- 00:28:45,970 --> 00:28:49,890
- Is what you give to
- me the day I wander
- 441
- 00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:52,940
- I'm on my way
- 442
- 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:56,940
- I'm on my way
- 443
- 00:28:58,030 --> 00:29:00,110
- I'm on my way.
- 444
- 00:29:00,190 --> 00:29:02,650
- Ooh! Shrek! Did you do that?
- 445
- 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:06,530
- You gotta warn somebody before you
- just crack one off. My mouth was open.
- 446
- 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:10,330
- Believe me, Donkey, if it
- was me, you'd be dead.
- 447
- 00:29:10,410 --> 00:29:13,170
- It's brimstone.
- 448
- 00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:16,420
- - We must be getting close.
- - Yeah, right, brimstone.
- 449
- 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:18,533
- Don't be talking about
- it's the brimstone. I
- 450
- 00:29:18,546 --> 00:29:20,590
- know what I smell. It
- wasn't no brimstone.
- 451
- 00:29:20,670 --> 00:29:22,630
- It didn't come off
- no stone neither.
- 452
- 00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:43,990
- Sure, it's big enough, but
- look at the location.
- 453
- 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:51,830
- Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when
- you said ogres have layers?
- 454
- 00:29:51,910 --> 00:29:53,830
- Oh, aye.
- 455
- 00:29:53,910 --> 00:29:57,500
- Well, I have a bit of
- a confession to make.
- 456
- 00:29:57,580 --> 00:30:00,960
- Donkeys don't have layers. We wear our
- fear right out there on our sleeves.
- 457
- 00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:03,078
- Wait a second. Donkeys
- don't have sleeves.
- 458
- 00:30:03,091 --> 00:30:05,130
- You know what I mean.
- 459
- 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,890
- You can't tell me you're
- afraid of heights.
- 460
- 00:30:07,970 --> 00:30:10,253
- I'm just a little
- uncomfortable about being on
- 461
- 00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:12,560
- a rickety bridge over a
- boiling lake of lava!
- 462
- 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:16,690
- Come on, Donkey. I'm right
- here beside ya, okay?
- 463
- 00:30:16,770 --> 00:30:19,440
- For emotional support,
- 464
- 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:24,070
- we'll just tackle this thing together
- one little baby step at a time.
- 465
- 00:30:24,150 --> 00:30:26,070
- - Really?
- - Really, really.
- 466
- 00:30:26,150 --> 00:30:29,370
- - Okay, that makes me feel so much better.
- - Just keep moving.
- 467
- 00:30:29,450 --> 00:30:34,040
- - And don't look down.
- - Okay, don't look down. Don't look down.
- 468
- 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,500
- Don't look down. Keep on moving.
- Don't look down.
- 469
- 00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:41,380
- Shrek! I'm looking down!
- 470
- 00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:44,380
- Oh, God, I can't do this!
- Just let me off, please!
- 471
- 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:48,010
- - But you're already halfway.
- - But I know that half is safe!
- 472
- 00:30:48,090 --> 00:30:50,890
- Okay, fine. I don't have time for this.
- You go back.
- 473
- 00:30:50,970 --> 00:30:53,390
- - Shrek, no! Wait!
- - Just, Donkey...
- 474
- 00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:56,560
- - Let's have a dance then, shall we?
- - Don't do that!
- 475
- 00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,520
- Oh, I'm sorry. Do what?
- 476
- 00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:03,690
- - Oh, this?
- - Yes, that!
- 477
- 00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:07,200
- Yes? Yes, do it. Okay.
- 478
- 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,570
- No, Shrek!
- 479
- 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:12,780
- - No! Stop it!
- - You said do it! I'm doing it.
- 480
- 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:17,120
- I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
- Shrek, I'm gonna die.
- 481
- 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:19,710
- Oh!
- 482
- 00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:23,800
- That'll do, Donkey.
- That'll do.
- 483
- 00:31:27,170 --> 00:31:29,430
- Cool.
- 484
- 00:31:29,510 --> 00:31:32,260
- So where is this
- fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway?
- 485
- 00:31:32,350 --> 00:31:36,100
- Inside, waiting for
- us to rescue her.
- 486
- 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:39,100
- I was talking about the dragon, Shrek.
- 487
- 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:56,500
- You afraid?
- 488
- 00:31:56,580 --> 00:31:59,870
- No, but... Shh.
- 489
- 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:03,500
- Oh, good. Me neither.
- 490
- 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:06,960
- 'Cause there's nothing
- wrong with being afraid.
- 491
- 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:10,300
- Fear's a sensible response
- to an unfamiliar situation.
- 492
- 00:32:10,380 --> 00:32:12,430
- Unfamiliar dangerous
- situation, I might add.
- 493
- 00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:15,219
- With a dragon that breathes fire and
- eats knights and breathes fire,
- 494
- 00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:18,680
- it sure doesn't mean you're a
- coward if you're a little scared.
- 495
- 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:22,770
- I sure as heck am not a coward. I know that.
- 496
- 00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:26,190
- Donkey, two things, okay?
- 497
- 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,820
- Shut... up.
- 498
- 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:31,660
- Now go over there and see
- if you can find any stairs.
- 499
- 00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:34,370
- Stairs? I thought we was
- looking for the princess.
- 500
- 00:32:34,450 --> 00:32:39,330
- The princess will be up the stairs in
- the highest room in the tallest tower.
- 501
- 00:32:39,410 --> 00:32:43,000
- - What makes you think she'll be there?
- - I read it in a book once.
- 502
- 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:47,000
- Cool. You handle the dragon.
- I'll handle the stairs.
- 503
- 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:50,130
- I'll find those stairs.
- I'll whip their butt too.
- 504
- 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:52,180
- Those stairs won't know
- which way they're going.
- 505
- 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,640
- I'm gonna take drastic steps.
- 506
- 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,520
- Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess with me.
- I'm the stair master.
- 507
- 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:06,190
- I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a
- step right here. I'd step all over it.
- 508
- 00:33:09,150 --> 00:33:12,700
- Well, at least we know where the
- princess is, but where's the...
- 509
- 00:33:12,780 --> 00:33:17,030
- Dragon!
- 510
- 00:33:30,630 --> 00:33:32,880
- Donkey, look out!
- 511
- 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,520
- Got ya!
- 512
- 00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:55,030
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- 513
- 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,630
- Oh! Aah! Aah!
- 514
- 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,730
- No. Oh, no. No!
- 515
- 00:34:25,810 --> 00:34:29,440
- Oh, what large teeth you have.
- 516
- 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,428
- I mean, white, sparkling teeth.
- I know you
- 517
- 00:34:31,441 --> 00:34:33,360
- probably hear this all
- the time from your food,
- 518
- 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,570
- but you must bleach, 'cause that is
- one dazzling smile you got there.
- 519
- 00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:40,160
- Do I detect a hint
- of minty freshness?
- 520
- 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:45,000
- And you know what else? You're...
- You're a girl dragon!
- 521
- 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:49,590
- Oh, sure! I mean, of course
- you're a girl dragon.
- 522
- 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:53,460
- You're just reeking
- of feminine beauty.
- 523
- 00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,880
- What's the matter with you? You
- got something in your eye?
- 524
- 00:34:55,970 --> 00:34:58,800
- Ooh. Oh. Oh.
- 525
- 00:34:58,890 --> 00:35:01,389
- Man, I'd really love to stay, but,
- you know, I'm, uh...
- 526
- 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:05,350
- I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd
- work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings.
- 527
- 00:35:05,430 --> 00:35:07,350
- Shrek!
- 528
- 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:11,150
- No! Shrek! Shrek!
- 529
- 00:35:11,230 --> 00:35:13,150
- Shrek!
- 530
- 00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:45,850
- Oh! Oh!
- 531
- 00:35:45,930 --> 00:35:47,850
- - Wake up!
- - What?
- 532
- 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,560
- Are you Princess Fiona?
- 533
- 00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:54,980
- I am, awaiting a knight
- so bold as to rescue me.
- 534
- 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:57,070
- Oh, that's nice. Now let's go!
- 535
- 00:35:57,150 --> 00:35:59,150
- But wait, Sir Knight.
- 536
- 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,530
- This be-ith our first meeting.
- 537
- 00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:05,330
- Should it not be a
- wonderful, romantic moment?
- 538
- 00:36:05,410 --> 00:36:09,750
- - Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time.
- - Hey, wait. What are you doing?
- 539
- 00:36:09,830 --> 00:36:11,920
- You should sweep
- me off my feet...
- 540
- 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,380
- out yonder window and down a
- rope on to your Valiant steed.
- 541
- 00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:18,260
- You've had a lot of time
- to plan this, haven't you?
- 542
- 00:36:18,340 --> 00:36:22,590
- Mm-hmm.
- 543
- 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,560
- But we have to
- savour this moment!
- 544
- 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,390
- You could recite an
- epic poem for me.
- 545
- 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,940
- A ballad? A sonnet!
- 546
- 00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:34,270
- - A Limerick? Or something!
- - I don't think so.
- 547
- 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,780
- Can I at least know the
- name of my champion?
- 548
- 00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:40,780
- Um, Shrek.
- 549
- 00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:44,580
- Sir Shrek.
- 550
- 00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:49,410
- I pray that you take this favour
- as a token of my gratitude.
- 551
- 00:36:50,540 --> 00:36:52,540
- Thanks!
- 552
- 00:36:56,550 --> 00:36:58,380
- You didn't slay the dragon?
- 553
- 00:36:58,460 --> 00:37:00,920
- It's on my to-do list. Now come on!
- 554
- 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:03,590
- But this isn't right!
- 555
- 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,930
- You were meant to charge in,
- sword drawn, banner flying.
- 556
- 00:37:06,010 --> 00:37:08,100
- That's what all the
- other knights did.
- 557
- 00:37:08,180 --> 00:37:10,480
- Yeah, right before
- they burst into flame.
- 558
- 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:14,100
- That's not the point. Oh!
- 559
- 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,650
- Wait. Where are you going?
- The exit's over there.
- 560
- 00:37:16,730 --> 00:37:18,780
- Well, I have to save my ass.
- 561
- 00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:22,070
- What kind of knight are you?
- 562
- 00:37:22,150 --> 00:37:24,570
- One of a kind.
- 563
- 00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:27,030
- Slowdown. Slowdown, baby, please.
- 564
- 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:31,330
- I believe it's healthy to get to know
- someone over a long period of time.
- 565
- 00:37:31,410 --> 00:37:34,000
- Just call me old-fashioned.
- 566
- 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,590
- I don't want to rush into
- a physical relationship.
- 567
- 00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:41,130
- I'm not emotionally ready for
- a commitment of, uh, this...
- 568
- 00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:43,510
- Magnitude really is the
- word I'm looking for.
- 569
- 00:37:43,590 --> 00:37:47,100
- Magnitude... Hey, that is
- unwanted physical contact.
- 570
- 00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:49,640
- Hey, what are you doing?
- 571
- 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:52,980
- Okay, okay. Let's just backup a little
- and take this one step a ta time.
- 572
- 00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:57,190
- We really should get to know each
- other first as friends or pen pals.
- 573
- 00:37:57,270 --> 00:38:01,490
- I'm on the road a lot, but I
- just love receiving cards...
- 574
- 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,990
- I'd really love
- to stay, but...
- 575
- 00:38:04,070 --> 00:38:06,660
- Don't do that! That's my tail!
- That's my personal tail.
- 576
- 00:38:06,740 --> 00:38:08,438
- You're gonna tear it off. I
- don't give permission...
- 577
- 00:38:08,451 --> 00:38:10,160
- What are you gonna do with that?
- 578
- 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:14,040
- Hey, now. No way. No! No!
- 579
- 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,880
- No, no! No. No, no, no!
- No! Oh!
- 580
- 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,700
- - Hi, Princess!
- - It talks!
- 581
- 00:38:45,780 --> 00:38:49,530
- Yeah, it's getting him to
- shut up that's the trick.
- 582
- 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,420
- Oh!
- 583
- 00:39:25,110 --> 00:39:27,030
- Okay, you two,
- head for the exit!
- 584
- 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,700
- I'll take care of the dragon.
- 585
- 00:39:37,290 --> 00:39:42,710
- Run!
- 586
- 00:40:24,290 --> 00:40:28,970
- You did it!
- 587
- 00:40:29,050 --> 00:40:31,930
- You rescued me! You're amazing.
- You're...
- 588
- 00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:35,760
- You're wonderful. You're...
- 589
- 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,140
- a little unorthodox I'll admit.
- 590
- 00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:43,150
- But thy deed is great,
- and thine heart is pure.
- 591
- 00:40:43,230 --> 00:40:47,030
- I am eternally in your debt.
- 592
- 00:40:47,110 --> 00:40:51,450
- And where would a brave knight
- be without his noble steed?
- 593
- 00:40:51,530 --> 00:40:53,853
- I hope you heard that. She
- called me a noble steed.
- 594
- 00:40:53,866 --> 00:40:56,200
- She think I'm a steed.
- 595
- 00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:59,450
- The battle is won.
- 596
- 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:02,040
- You may remove your
- helmet, good Sir Knight.
- 597
- 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,710
- - Uh, no.
- - Why not?
- 598
- 00:41:04,790 --> 00:41:07,000
- I have helmet hair.
- 599
- 00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:10,300
- Please. I would'st look upon
- the face of my rescuer.
- 600
- 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:12,970
- No, no, you wouldn't... 'St.
- 601
- 00:41:13,050 --> 00:41:15,510
- But how will you kiss me?
- 602
- 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:19,350
- What? That wasn't in
- the job description.
- 603
- 00:41:19,430 --> 00:41:21,810
- Maybe it's a perk.
- 604
- 00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:26,320
- No, it's destiny. Oh, you
- must know how it goes.
- 605
- 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:30,190
- A princess locked in a tower
- and beset by a dragon...
- 606
- 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,200
- is rescued by a brave knight,
- 607
- 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,580
- and then they share
- true love's first kiss.
- 608
- 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,740
- Hmm? With Shrek? You think...
- Wait.
- 609
- 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:42,000
- Wait. You think that
- Shrek is your true love?
- 610
- 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,080
- Well, yes.
- 611
- 00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:50,590
- You think Shrek is
- your true love!
- 612
- 00:41:50,670 --> 00:41:52,590
- What is so funny?
- 613
- 00:41:52,670 --> 00:41:55,760
- Let's just say I'm
- not your type, okay?
- 614
- 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:59,350
- Of course, you are.
- You're my rescuer.
- 615
- 00:41:59,430 --> 00:42:01,890
- Now... Now remove your helmet.
- 616
- 00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:04,190
- Look. I really don't think
- this is a good idea.
- 617
- 00:42:04,270 --> 00:42:06,270
- - Just take off the helmet.
- - I'm not going to.
- 618
- 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,520
- - Take it off.
- - No!
- 619
- 00:42:07,610 --> 00:42:09,690
- - Now!
- - Okay!
- 620
- 00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:14,280
- Easy. As you command,
- Your Highness.
- 621
- 00:42:24,330 --> 00:42:27,750
- You... You're a... an ogre.
- 622
- 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:31,760
- Oh, you were expecting
- Prince Charming.
- 623
- 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,340
- Well, yes, actually.
- 624
- 00:42:36,260 --> 00:42:39,510
- Oh, no. This is all wrong.
- 625
- 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,890
- You're not supposed
- to be an ogre.
- 626
- 00:42:41,970 --> 00:42:47,230
- Princess, I was sent to
- rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay?
- 627
- 00:42:47,310 --> 00:42:49,230
- He's the one who
- wants to marry you.
- 628
- 00:42:49,310 --> 00:42:51,230
- Then why didn't he
- come rescue me?
- 629
- 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:55,650
- Good question. You should ask
- him that when we get there.
- 630
- 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:58,780
- But I have to be rescued
- by my true love,
- 631
- 00:42:58,870 --> 00:43:01,620
- not by some ogre and his...
- his pet.
- 632
- 00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:03,750
- So much for noble steed.
- 633
- 00:43:03,830 --> 00:43:06,460
- You're not making
- my job any easier.
- 634
- 00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:09,920
- I'm sorry, but your job
- is not my problem.
- 635
- 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:15,260
- You can tell Lord Farquaad that if
- he wants to rescue me properly,
- 636
- 00:43:15,340 --> 00:43:17,680
- I'll be waiting for
- him right here.
- 637
- 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:22,810
- Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right?
- I'm a delivery boy.
- 638
- 00:43:22,890 --> 00:43:25,140
- You wouldn't dare.
- 639
- 00:43:25,230 --> 00:43:27,230
- - Put me down!
- - Ya coming, Donkey?
- 640
- 00:43:27,310 --> 00:43:29,270
- I'm right behind ya.
- 641
- 00:43:29,350 --> 00:43:32,940
- Put me down, or you will
- suffer the consequences!
- 642
- 00:43:33,030 --> 00:43:37,530
- This is not dignified! Put me down!
- 643
- 00:43:37,610 --> 00:43:40,490
- Okay, so here's
- another question.
- 644
- 00:43:40,570 --> 00:43:43,620
- Say there's a woman that digs you, right,
- but you don't really like her that way.
- 645
- 00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:46,159
- How do you let her down real easy
- so her feelings aren't hurt,
- 646
- 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,670
- but you don't get burned
- to a crisp and eaten?
- 647
- 00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:51,500
- You just tell her she's
- not your true love.
- 648
- 00:43:51,590 --> 00:43:54,300
- Everyone knowest what happens
- when you find your...
- 649
- 00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:56,970
- Hey!
- 650
- 00:43:57,050 --> 00:43:59,340
- The sooner we get to
- DuLoc the better.
- 651
- 00:43:59,430 --> 00:44:02,350
- You're gonna love it there, Princess.
- It's beautiful!
- 652
- 00:44:02,430 --> 00:44:06,180
- And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad?
- What's he like?
- 653
- 00:44:06,270 --> 00:44:08,390
- Let me put it this
- way, Princess.
- 654
- 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,480
- Men of Farquaad's stature
- are in short supply.
- 655
- 00:44:14,570 --> 00:44:18,650
- I don't know. There are those
- who think little of him.
- 656
- 00:44:20,780 --> 00:44:23,660
- Stop it. Stop it, both of you.
- 657
- 00:44:23,740 --> 00:44:28,710
- You're just jealous you can never measure
- up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.
- 658
- 00:44:28,790 --> 00:44:31,710
- Yeah, well, maybe
- you're right, Princess.
- 659
- 00:44:31,790 --> 00:44:35,090
- But I'll let you do the measuring
- when you see him tomorrow.
- 660
- 00:44:35,170 --> 00:44:39,380
- Tomorrow? It'll take that long?
- 661
- 00:44:39,470 --> 00:44:44,180
- - Shouldn't we stop to make camp?
- - No, that'll take longer.
- 662
- 00:44:44,260 --> 00:44:48,680
- - We can keep going.
- - But there's robbers in the woods.
- 663
- 00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:52,100
- Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camping
- is starting to sound good.
- 664
- 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:56,280
- Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything
- we're going to see in this forest.
- 665
- 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,740
- I need to find
- somewhere to camp now!
- 666
- 00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:09,710
- - Hey! Over here.
- - Shrek, we can do better than that.
- 667
- 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:12,370
- I don't think this is
- fit for a princess.
- 668
- 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:15,250
- No, no, it's perfect. It just
- needs a few homey touches.
- 669
- 00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:20,260
- Homey touches? Like what?
- 670
- 00:45:20,340 --> 00:45:24,600
- A door? Well, gentlemen,
- I bid thee good night.
- 671
- 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,060
- You want me to read you a
- bedtime story? I will.
- 672
- 00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:29,470
- I said good night!
- 673
- 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:33,900
- Shrek, what are you doing?
- 674
- 00:45:33,980 --> 00:45:37,020
- I just... You know... Oh, come on.
- 675
- 00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:39,740
- I was just kidding.
- 676
- 00:45:45,030 --> 00:45:48,620
- And, uh, that one,
- that's Throwback,
- 677
- 00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:52,120
- the only ogre to ever spit
- over three wheat fields.
- 678
- 00:45:52,210 --> 00:45:55,290
- Right. Yeah.
- 679
- 00:45:55,380 --> 00:45:58,300
- Hey, can you tell my
- future from these stars?
- 680
- 00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:01,970
- The stars don't tell the future, Donkey.
- They tell stories.
- 681
- 00:46:02,050 --> 00:46:05,640
- Look there's Bloodnut, the Flatulent.
- 682
- 00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:09,350
- - You can guess what he's famous for.
- - I know you're making this up.
- 683
- 00:46:09,430 --> 00:46:12,140
- No, look. There he is,
- 684
- 00:46:12,230 --> 00:46:15,310
- and there's the group of hunters
- running away from his stench.
- 685
- 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,980
- That is nothing but a
- bunch of little dots.
- 686
- 00:46:18,070 --> 00:46:21,990
- Sometimes things are
- more than they appear.
- 687
- 00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:24,240
- Hmm?
- 688
- 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,370
- Forget it.
- 689
- 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,960
- Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do
- when we get our swamp anyway?
- 690
- 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,830
- Our swamp?
- 691
- 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,000
- You know, when we're through
- rescuing the princess.
- 692
- 00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:41,840
- We? Donkey, there's no we.
- There's no our.
- 693
- 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,170
- There's just me and my swamp.
- 694
- 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:48,510
- The first thing I'm gonna do is build
- a ten-foot wall around my land.
- 695
- 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,100
- You cut me deep, Shrek.
- 696
- 00:46:51,180 --> 00:46:54,520
- You cut me real deep just now.
- 697
- 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,520
- You know what I think?
- 698
- 00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,730
- I think this whole wall thing is
- just a way to keep somebody out.
- 699
- 00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:03,990
- - No, do ya think?
- - Are you hiding something?
- 700
- 00:47:04,070 --> 00:47:06,030
- Never mind, Donkey.
- 701
- 00:47:06,110 --> 00:47:09,530
- Oh, this is another one of
- those onion things, isn't it?
- 702
- 00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:13,200
- No, this is one of those drop-it
- and leave-it-alone things.
- 703
- 00:47:13,290 --> 00:47:17,040
- - Why don't you want to talk about it?
- - Why do you want to?
- 704
- 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,920
- - Why are you blocking?
- - I'm not blocking.
- 705
- 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,250
- - Oh, yes, you are.
- - Donkey, I'm warning you.
- 706
- 00:47:21,340 --> 00:47:24,840
- - Who you trying to keep out?
- - Everyone! Okay?
- 707
- 00:47:26,090 --> 00:47:28,550
- Oh, now we're getting somewhere.
- 708
- 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,930
- Oh! For the love of Pete!
- 709
- 00:47:32,010 --> 00:47:34,430
- What's your problem? What you
- got against the whole world?
- 710
- 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,730
- I'm not the one with
- the problem, okay?
- 711
- 00:47:36,810 --> 00:47:39,770
- It's the world that seems
- to have a problem with me.
- 712
- 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:43,730
- People take one look at me and go, Aah!
- Help! Run!
- 713
- 00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:47,570
- A big, stupid, ugly ogre!
- 714
- 00:47:47,650 --> 00:47:51,870
- They judge me
- before they even know me.
- 715
- 00:47:51,950 --> 00:47:53,870
- That's why I'm
- better off alone.
- 716
- 00:48:01,790 --> 00:48:04,000
- You know what?
- 717
- 00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:09,760
- When we met, I didn't think you was
- just a big, stupid, ugly ogre.
- 718
- 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,760
- Yeah, I know.
- 719
- 00:48:12,850 --> 00:48:16,270
- So, uh, are there any
- donkeys up there?
- 720
- 00:48:16,350 --> 00:48:19,730
- Well, there's, um, Gabby,
- 721
- 00:48:19,810 --> 00:48:22,110
- the Small and Annoying.
- 722
- 00:48:22,190 --> 00:48:27,110
- Okay, I see it now. The big shiny
- one, right there. That one there?
- 723
- 00:48:27,190 --> 00:48:30,360
- - That's the moon.
- - Oh, okay.
- 724
- 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,140
- Again. Show me again.
- 725
- 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:02,690
- Mirror, mirror, show her to me.
- Show me the princess.
- 726
- 00:49:02,770 --> 00:49:06,820
- Hmph.
- 727
- 00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:11,700
- Ah. Perfect.
- 728
- 00:50:15,010 --> 00:50:17,890
- Mmm, yeah, you know I
- like it like that.
- 729
- 00:50:17,970 --> 00:50:22,230
- - Come on, baby. I said I like it.
- - Donkey, wake up.
- 730
- 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:24,850
- - Huh? What?
- - Wake up.
- 731
- 00:50:24,940 --> 00:50:26,900
- - What?
- - Good morning.
- 732
- 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:30,230
- How do you like your eggs?
- 733
- 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:34,280
- - Good morning, Princess!
- - What's all this about?
- 734
- 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:38,330
- We kind of got off to a
- bad start yesterday.
- 735
- 00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:40,410
- I wanted to make it up to you.
- 736
- 00:50:40,490 --> 00:50:45,040
- After all, you did rescue me.
- 737
- 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:48,130
- Uh, thanks.
- 738
- 00:50:48,210 --> 00:50:52,010
- Well, eat up. We've got
- a big day ahead of us.
- 739
- 00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:58,430
- Shrek!
- 740
- 00:50:58,510 --> 00:51:00,390
- What? It's a compliment.
- 741
- 00:51:00,470 --> 00:51:03,430
- Better out than in, I always say.
- 742
- 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:07,270
- Well, it's no way to behave in
- front of a princess.
- 743
- 00:51:07,350 --> 00:51:09,980
- - Thanks.
- - She's as nasty as you are.
- 744
- 00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:14,900
- You know, you're not
- exactly what I expected.
- 745
- 00:51:14,990 --> 00:51:20,080
- Maybe you shouldn't judge people
- before you get to know them.
- 746
- 00:51:22,870 --> 00:51:25,160
- La Liberte! Hey!
- 747
- 00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:27,170
- Princess!
- 748
- 00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,920
- What are you doing?
- 749
- 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,920
- Be still, Mon Cherie,
- for I am your saviour!
- 750
- 00:51:33,010 --> 00:51:37,470
- And I am rescuing you from this green...
- 751
- 00:51:37,550 --> 00:51:40,100
- - Beast.
- - Hey!
- 752
- 00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:42,510
- That's my princess!
- Go find your own!
- 753
- 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:47,640
- Please, monster! Can't you
- see I'm a little busy here?
- 754
- 00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:51,320
- Look, pal, I don't know
- who you think you are!
- 755
- 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,980
- Oh! Of course! Oh, how rude.
- 756
- 00:51:54,070 --> 00:51:56,150
- Please let me
- introduce myself.
- 757
- 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:59,110
- Oh, Merry Men!
- 758
- 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,200
- Ta, dah, dah, dah, wooh
- 759
- 00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:07,370
- I steal from the rich
- and give to the needy.
- 760
- 00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:09,580
- <i>- He takes a wee percentage.
- - But I'm not greedy</i>
- 761
- 00:52:09,670 --> 00:52:11,670
- I rescue pretty damsels
- Man, I'm good.
- 762
- 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:14,710
- <i>- What a guy, Monsieur Hood.
- - Break it down.</i>
- 763
- 00:52:18,430 --> 00:52:20,680
- I like an honest fight
- and a saucy little maid.
- 764
- 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,041
- <i>- What he's basically saying
- is he likes to get... - Paid.</i>
- 765
- 00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:25,680
- <i>- So. - When an ogre in the
- bush grabs a lady by the tush.</i>
- 766
- 00:52:25,770 --> 00:52:28,060
- <i>- That's bad.
- - That's bad.</i>
- 767
- 00:52:28,140 --> 00:52:30,400
- When a beauty's with a beast
- it makes me awfully mad.
- 768
- 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,400
- He's mad He's
- really, really mad
- 769
- 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,439
- I'll take my blade and ram
- it through your heart.
- 770
- 00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:39,030
- Keep your eyes on me, boys
- 'cause I'm about to start.
- 771
- 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:47,250
- Man, that was annoying!
- 772
- 00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:49,080
- Oh, you little...
- 773
- 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,400
- Um, shall we?
- 774
- 00:53:20,740 --> 00:53:23,620
- Ho ID the phone.
- 775
- 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,160
- Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Hold on now.
- 776
- 00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:29,250
- - Where did that come from?
- - What?
- 777
- 00:53:29,330 --> 00:53:32,210
- That! Back there.
- That was amazing!
- 778
- 00:53:32,290 --> 00:53:34,210
- Where did you learn that?
- 779
- 00:53:34,290 --> 00:53:37,420
- Well... When one lives alone,
- 780
- 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:40,260
- uh, one has to learn these
- things in case there's a...
- 781
- 00:53:40,340 --> 00:53:42,970
- - There's an arrow in your butt!
- - What?
- 782
- 00:53:43,050 --> 00:53:46,850
- - Oh, would you look at that?
- - Oh, no. This is all my fault.
- 783
- 00:53:46,930 --> 00:53:48,850
- - I'm so sorry.
- - Why? What's wrong?
- 784
- 00:53:48,930 --> 00:53:50,588
- Shrek's hurt.
- 785
- 00:53:50,601 --> 00:53:52,270
- Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt?
- Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die.
- 786
- 00:53:52,350 --> 00:53:54,238
- Donkey, I'm okay.
- 787
- 00:53:54,251 --> 00:53:56,150
- You can't do this to me. I'm
- too young for you to die.
- 788
- 00:53:56,230 --> 00:53:58,360
- Keep your legs elevated.
- Turn your head and cough.
- 789
- 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,450
- - Does anyone know the Heimlich?
- - Donkey! Calm down.
- 790
- 00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:03,833
- If you want to help
- Shrek, run into the woods
- 791
- 00:54:03,846 --> 00:54:06,160
- and find me a blue
- flower with red thorns.
- 792
- 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:09,830
- Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it.
- Blue flower, red thorns.
- 793
- 00:54:09,910 --> 00:54:13,370
- Don't die, Shrek. If you see a long
- tunnel, stay away from the light!
- 794
- 00:54:13,460 --> 00:54:16,630
- - Donkey!
- - Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns.
- 795
- 00:54:16,710 --> 00:54:19,000
- - Blue flower, red thorns.
- - What are the flowers for?
- 796
- 00:54:19,090 --> 00:54:21,300
- - For getting rid of Donkey.
- - Ah.
- 797
- 00:54:21,380 --> 00:54:23,760
- Now you hold still, and
- I'll yank this thing out.
- 798
- 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,050
- Ow! Hey! Easy
- with the yanking.
- 799
- 00:54:26,140 --> 00:54:28,760
- - I'm sorry, but it has to come out.
- - No, it's tender.
- 800
- 00:54:28,850 --> 00:54:30,600
- Now, hold on.
- 801
- 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:31,713
- What you're doing is
- the opposite of help.
- 802
- 00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:32,770
- Don't move.
- 803
- 00:54:32,850 --> 00:54:35,520
- - Look, time out.
- - Would you...
- 804
- 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:40,070
- Okay. What do you propose we do?
- 805
- 00:54:40,150 --> 00:54:41,493
- Blue flower, red thorns.
- Blue flower, red thorns.
- 806
- 00:54:41,506 --> 00:54:42,860
- Blue flower, red thorns.
- 807
- 00:54:42,950 --> 00:54:45,320
- This would be so much easier
- if I wasn't colour-blind!
- 808
- 00:54:45,410 --> 00:54:47,490
- - Blue flower, red thorns.
- - Ow!
- 809
- 00:54:47,570 --> 00:54:49,990
- Ho ID on, Shrek! I'm coming!
- 810
- 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:53,620
- Ow! Not good.
- 811
- 00:54:53,710 --> 00:54:56,250
- Okay. Okay, I can nearly see the head.
- 812
- 00:54:56,330 --> 00:54:58,960
- - It's just about...
- - Ow! Ohh!
- 813
- 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,420
- Ahem.
- 814
- 00:55:03,510 --> 00:55:06,890
- Nothing happened.
- We were just, uh...
- 815
- 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:09,680
- Look, if you wanted to be alone,
- all you had to do was ask.
- 816
- 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,020
- Oh, come on! That's the
- last thing on my mind.
- 817
- 00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:16,770
- The princess here was just...
- Ugh!
- 818
- 00:55:19,940 --> 00:55:22,650
- - Ow!
- - Hey, what's that?
- 819
- 00:55:22,730 --> 00:55:25,570
- That's... Is that blood?
- 820
- 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,550
- My beloved monster and me.
- 821
- 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:51,310
- We go everywhere together.
- 822
- 00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:56,100
- Wearing a raincoat
- that has four sleeves.
- 823
- 00:55:56,190 --> 00:56:00,810
- <i>- Gets us through all kinds of weather.
- - Aah!</i>
- 824
- 00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:06,150
- She will always be
- the only thing.
- 825
- 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:10,740
- That comes between me
- and the awful sting.
- 826
- 00:56:10,820 --> 00:56:15,910
- That comes from living in a
- world that's so damn mean.
- 827
- 00:56:25,170 --> 00:56:29,300
- Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh.
- 828
- 00:56:43,770 --> 00:56:45,730
- Hey!
- 829
- 00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:49,990
- <i>La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la.</i>
- 830
- 00:56:50,070 --> 00:56:54,120
- La-la, la-la, la-la.
- 831
- 00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,040
- There it is, Princess.
- 832
- 00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,460
- Your future awaits you.
- 833
- 00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:02,790
- - That's DuLoc?
- - Yeah, I know.
- 834
- 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,550
- You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's
- compensating for something,
- 835
- 00:57:05,630 --> 00:57:08,130
- which I think means he
- has a really... Ow!
- 836
- 00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:10,130
- Um, I, uh...
- 837
- 00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:12,640
- - I guess we better move on.
- - Sure.
- 838
- 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:14,810
- But, Shrek?
- 839
- 00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:17,680
- I'm... I'm worried about Donkey.
- 840
- 00:57:17,770 --> 00:57:20,140
- - What?
- - I mean, look at him.
- 841
- 00:57:20,230 --> 00:57:23,230
- - He doesn't look so good.
- - What are you talking about? I'm fine.
- 842
- 00:57:23,310 --> 00:57:28,320
- That's what they always say, and then
- next thing you know, you're on your back.
- 843
- 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,860
- - Dead.
- - You know, she's right.
- 844
- 00:57:30,950 --> 00:57:33,820
- You look awful. Do you
- want to sit down?
- 845
- 00:57:33,910 --> 00:57:36,620
- - I'll make you some tea.
- - I didn't want to say nothing,
- 846
- 00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:39,450
- but I got this twinge in my neck, and
- when I turn my head like this, look.
- 847
- 00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:41,460
- Ow! See?
- 848
- 00:57:41,540 --> 00:57:44,140
- - Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner.
- - I'll get the firewood.
- 849
- 00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:48,710
- Hey, where you going? Oh,
- man, I can't feel my toes!
- 850
- 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,300
- I don't have any toes!
- 851
- 00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:53,720
- I think I need a hug.
- 852
- 00:57:57,260 --> 00:57:59,520
- Mmm.
- 853
- 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:03,560
- Mmm. This is good.
- This is really good.
- 854
- 00:58:05,770 --> 00:58:08,030
- - What is this?
- - Uh, Weedrat.
- 855
- 00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:10,240
- Rotisserie style.
- 856
- 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,820
- No kidding.
- 857
- 00:58:12,910 --> 00:58:14,820
- Well, this is delicious.
- 858
- 00:58:14,910 --> 00:58:16,990
- Well, they're also
- great in stews.
- 859
- 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:21,330
- Now, I don't mean to brag, but
- I make a mean Weedrat stew.
- 860
- 00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:29,170
- I guess I'll be dining a
- little differently tomorrow night.
- 861
- 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:34,340
- Maybe you can come visit
- me in the swamp sometime.
- 862
- 00:58:34,430 --> 00:58:36,600
- I'll cook all kinds
- of stuff for you.
- 863
- 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,560
- Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartar...
- you name it.
- 864
- 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,770
- I'd like that.
- 865
- 00:58:50,690 --> 00:58:53,900
- See the pyramids
- along the Nile.
- 866
- 00:58:53,990 --> 00:58:56,620
- Um, Princess?
- 867
- 00:58:56,700 --> 00:59:00,950
- <i>- Watch the sun rise from a tropic isle.
- - Yes, Shrek?</i>
- 868
- 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,870
- <i>- I, um, I was wondering.
- - Just remember, darling all the while.</i>
- 869
- 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,210
- Are you...
- 870
- 00:59:07,290 --> 00:59:09,880
- You belong to me.
- 871
- 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,760
- Are you gonna eat that?
- 872
- 00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:23,640
- - Man, isn't this romantic? Just
- look at that sunset. - Sunset?
- 873
- 00:59:23,730 --> 00:59:26,270
- Oh, no! I mean, it's late.
- 874
- 00:59:26,350 --> 00:59:28,230
- - I-It's very late.
- - What?
- 875
- 00:59:28,310 --> 00:59:31,230
- Wait a minute. I see
- what's going on here.
- 876
- 00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,280
- - You're afraid of the dark, aren't you?
- - Yes!
- 877
- 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:38,370
- Yes, that's it. I'm terrified.
- You know, I'd better go inside.
- 878
- 00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:41,790
- Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to
- be afraid of the dark, too, until...
- 879
- 00:59:41,870 --> 00:59:44,620
- Hey, no, wait. I'm still
- afraid of the dark.
- 880
- 00:59:44,710 --> 00:59:47,880
- Good night.
- 881
- 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,000
- Good night.
- 882
- 00:59:51,090 --> 00:59:54,130
- Ohh!
- 883
- 00:59:54,210 --> 00:59:56,970
- Now I really see
- what's going on here.
- 884
- 00:59:57,050 --> 00:59:58,970
- Oh, what are you
- talking about?
- 885
- 00:59:59,050 --> 01:00:01,810
- I don't even wanna hear it. Look,
- I'm an animal, and I got instincts.
- 886
- 01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:04,310
- I know you two were digging on each other.
- I could feel it.
- 887
- 01:00:04,390 --> 01:00:07,230
- You're crazy. I'm just
- bringing her back to Farquaad.
- 888
- 01:00:07,310 --> 01:00:10,650
- Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up
- and smell the pheromones.
- 889
- 01:00:10,730 --> 01:00:13,400
- - Just go on in and tell her how you feel.
- - I...
- 890
- 01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:17,490
- There's nothing to tell. Besides,
- even if I did tell her that,
- 891
- 01:00:17,570 --> 01:00:19,490
- well, you know...
- 892
- 01:00:19,570 --> 01:00:23,080
- and I'm not saying I
- do 'cause I don't...
- 893
- 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:25,580
- she's a princess, and I'm...
- 894
- 01:00:25,660 --> 01:00:28,330
- An ogre?
- 895
- 01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:31,080
- Yeah. An ogre.
- 896
- 01:00:31,170 --> 01:00:35,210
- - Hey, where you going?
- - To get... more firewood.
- 897
- 01:00:54,820 --> 01:00:56,150
- Princess?
- 898
- 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,950
- Princess Fiona?
- 899
- 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,040
- Princess, where are you?
- 900
- 01:01:11,290 --> 01:01:13,790
- Princess?
- 901
- 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,630
- It's very spooky in here. I
- am not playing no games.
- 902
- 01:01:29,850 --> 01:01:32,270
- - Aah! Oh, no!
- - No, help!
- 903
- 01:01:32,350 --> 01:01:35,440
- - Shh! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
- - No, it's okay. It's okay.
- 904
- 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,400
- - What did you do with the princess?
- - Donkey, I'm the princess.
- 905
- 01:01:38,490 --> 01:01:41,240
- - Aah!
- - It's me, in this body.
- 906
- 01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,870
- Oh, my God! You
- ate the princess!
- 907
- 01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:45,870
- - Can you hear me?
- - Donkey!
- 908
- 01:01:45,950 --> 01:01:48,290
- - Listen, keep breathing! I'll
- get you out of there! - No!
- 909
- 01:01:48,370 --> 01:01:50,830
- - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
- - Shh.
- 910
- 01:01:50,910 --> 01:01:52,750
- - Shrek!
- - This is me.
- 911
- 01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,760
- Princess?
- 912
- 01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:04,340
- What happened to you?
- You're, uh, uh,
- 913
- 01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:06,350
- uh, different.
- 914
- 01:02:06,430 --> 01:02:08,680
- - I'm ugly, okay?
- - Well, yeah!
- 915
- 01:02:08,770 --> 01:02:11,890
- Was it something you ate? 'Cause I
- told Shrek those rats was a bad idea.
- 916
- 01:02:11,980 --> 01:02:14,520
- - You are what you eat, I said. Now...
- - No.
- 917
- 01:02:14,610 --> 01:02:17,940
- I... I've been this way
- as long as I can remember.
- 918
- 01:02:18,030 --> 01:02:20,490
- What do you mean? Look, I am not
- never seen you like this before.
- 919
- 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:23,740
- It only happens when
- the sun goes down.
- 920
- 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,790
- By night one way,
- by day another.
- 921
- 01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:30,910
- This shall be the norm...
- 922
- 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,120
- until you find true
- love's first kiss...
- 923
- 01:02:34,210 --> 01:02:38,630
- and then take
- love's true form.
- 924
- 01:02:38,710 --> 01:02:42,260
- Ah, that's beautiful. I
- didn't know you wrote poetry.
- 925
- 01:02:42,340 --> 01:02:44,260
- It's a spell.
- 926
- 01:02:44,340 --> 01:02:46,930
- When I was a little girl,
- 927
- 01:02:47,010 --> 01:02:49,680
- a witch cast a spell on me.
- 928
- 01:02:49,770 --> 01:02:52,310
- Every night I become this.
- 929
- 01:02:52,390 --> 01:02:56,060
- This horrible, ugly beast!
- 930
- 01:02:58,570 --> 01:03:03,610
- I was placed in a tower to await the
- day my true love would rescue me.
- 931
- 01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:06,280
- That's why I have to marry
- Lord Farquaad tomorrow...
- 932
- 01:03:06,370 --> 01:03:09,790
- before the sun sets
- and he sees me...
- 933
- 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:14,000
- like this.
- 934
- 01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:17,330
- All right, all right. Calm down.
- Look, it's not that bad.
- 935
- 01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:21,590
- You're not that ugly. Well, I
- am not gonna lie. You are ugly.
- 936
- 01:03:21,670 --> 01:03:24,680
- But you only look like this at night.
- Shrek's ugly 24-7.
- 937
- 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:28,140
- But, Donkey, I'm a princess,
- 938
- 01:03:28,220 --> 01:03:31,810
- and this is not how a
- princess is meant to look.
- 939
- 01:03:31,890 --> 01:03:35,640
- Princess, how about if you
- don't marry Farquaad?
- 940
- 01:03:35,730 --> 01:03:37,650
- I have to.
- 941
- 01:03:37,730 --> 01:03:40,570
- Only my true love's kiss
- can break the spell.
- 942
- 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:44,190
- But, you know, um,
- you're kind of an ogre,
- 943
- 01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:47,700
- and Shrek... well, you
- got a lot in common.
- 944
- 01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:49,280
- Shrek?
- 945
- 01:03:49,370 --> 01:03:53,200
- Princess, I... Uh, how's
- it going, first of all?
- 946
- 01:03:53,290 --> 01:03:56,080
- Good? Um, good for me too.
- 947
- 01:03:56,170 --> 01:03:58,080
- I'm okay.
- 948
- 01:03:58,170 --> 01:04:03,050
- I saw this flower and thought of
- you because it's pretty and...
- 949
- 01:04:03,130 --> 01:04:07,380
- well, I don't really like it, but I thought
- you might like it 'cause you're pretty.
- 950
- 01:04:07,470 --> 01:04:10,680
- But I like you anyway.
- I'd... uh, uh...
- 951
- 01:04:12,850 --> 01:04:16,390
- I'm in trouble.
- Okay, here we go.
- 952
- 01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,980
- <i>I can't just marry whoever I want.</i>
- 953
- 01:04:19,060 --> 01:04:21,360
- Take a good look
- at me, Donkey.
- 954
- 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,360
- I mean, really,
- 955
- 01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:26,110
- who could ever love a beast
- so hideous and ugly?
- 956
- 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:28,610
- Princess and ugly
- don't go together.
- 957
- 01:04:28,700 --> 01:04:31,120
- That's why I can't stay here with Shrek.
- 958
- 01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:35,620
- My only chance to live happily ever
- after is to marry my truelove.
- 959
- 01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:39,120
- Don't you see, Donkey?
- 960
- 01:04:39,210 --> 01:04:42,500
- That's just how it has to be.
- 961
- 01:04:42,590 --> 01:04:45,630
- It's the only way
- to break the spell.
- 962
- 01:04:45,710 --> 01:04:48,470
- - You at least gotta tell Shrek the truth.
- - No!
- 963
- 01:04:48,550 --> 01:04:51,470
- You can't breathe a word.
- No one must ever know.
- 964
- 01:04:51,550 --> 01:04:53,680
- What's the point of being able to
- talk if you gotta keep secrets?
- 965
- 01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,890
- Promise you won't tell.
- Promise!
- 966
- 01:04:56,980 --> 01:05:00,060
- All right, all right. I won't tell him.
- But you should.
- 967
- 01:05:00,150 --> 01:05:03,150
- I just know before this is over, I'm gonna
- need a whole lot of serious therapy.
- 968
- 01:05:03,230 --> 01:05:06,780
- Look at my eye twitching.
- 969
- 01:05:29,470 --> 01:05:33,220
- I tell him, I tell him not.
- 970
- 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:37,680
- I tell him, I tell him not.
- 971
- 01:05:37,770 --> 01:05:39,690
- I tell him.
- 972
- 01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:41,850
- Shrek!
- 973
- 01:05:41,940 --> 01:05:44,480
- Shrek, there's
- something I want...
- 974
- 01:06:05,290 --> 01:06:07,500
- Shrek.
- 975
- 01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,970
- - Are you all right?
- - Perfect!
- 976
- 01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:13,010
- Never been better.
- 977
- 01:06:13,090 --> 01:06:16,390
- I... I don't... There's
- something I have to tell you.
- 978
- 01:06:16,470 --> 01:06:19,020
- You don't have to tell
- me anything, Princess.
- 979
- 01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:21,190
- - I heard enough last night.
- - You heard what I said?
- 980
- 01:06:21,270 --> 01:06:23,190
- Every word.
- 981
- 01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:25,440
- I thought you'd understand.
- 982
- 01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:27,440
- Oh, I understand.
- 983
- 01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:31,110
- Like you said, Who could
- love a hideous, ugly beast?
- 984
- 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:33,860
- But I thought that
- wouldn't matter to you.
- 985
- 01:06:33,950 --> 01:06:35,700
- Yeah? Well, it does.
- 986
- 01:06:38,290 --> 01:06:40,500
- Ah, right on time.
- 987
- 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:43,460
- Princess, I've brought
- you a little something.
- 988
- 01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:51,550
- What'd I miss? What'd I miss?
- 989
- 01:06:51,630 --> 01:06:54,260
- Who said that? Couldn't have been a donkey.
- 990
- 01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:58,100
- Princess Fiona.
- 991
- 01:06:58,180 --> 01:07:00,890
- As promised. Now hand it over.
- 992
- 01:07:00,970 --> 01:07:05,230
- Very well, ogre. The deed to your
- swamp, cleared out, as agreed.
- 993
- 01:07:05,310 --> 01:07:09,860
- Take it and go before
- I change my mind.
- 994
- 01:07:09,940 --> 01:07:12,780
- Forgive me, Princess,
- for startling you,
- 995
- 01:07:12,860 --> 01:07:14,780
- but you startled me,
- 996
- 01:07:14,860 --> 01:07:18,530
- for I have never seen such
- a radiant beauty before.
- 997
- 01:07:18,620 --> 01:07:21,620
- I am Lord Farquaad.
- 998
- 01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:25,580
- Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no.
- 999
- 01:07:27,151 --> 01:07:28,630
- Forgive me, my Lord, for
- I was just saying...
- 1000
- 01:07:28,710 --> 01:07:34,170
- a short... farewell.
- 1001
- 01:07:34,260 --> 01:07:38,890
- That is so sweet. You don't have
- to waste good manners on the ogre.
- 1002
- 01:07:38,970 --> 01:07:40,890
- It's not like it has feelings.
- 1003
- 01:07:40,970 --> 01:07:44,940
- No, you're right. It doesn't.
- 1004
- 01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:49,020
- Princess Fiona, beautiful,
- fair, flawless Fiona.
- 1005
- 01:07:49,110 --> 01:07:52,110
- I ask your hand in marriage.
- 1006
- 01:07:52,190 --> 01:07:57,240
- Will you be the perfect bride
- for the perfect groom?
- 1007
- 01:08:00,530 --> 01:08:05,710
- Lord Farquaad, I accept.
- Nothing would make...
- 1008
- 01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:08,960
- Excellent! I'll start the
- plans, for tomorrow we wed!
- 1009
- 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,960
- No! I mean, uh,
- 1010
- 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,420
- why wait?
- 1011
- 01:08:13,510 --> 01:08:17,340
- Let's get married today
- before the sun sets.
- 1012
- 01:08:17,430 --> 01:08:20,140
- Oh, anxious, are we?
- You're right.
- 1013
- 01:08:20,220 --> 01:08:24,140
- The sooner, the better.
- There's so much to do!
- 1014
- 01:08:24,220 --> 01:08:26,560
- There's the caterer, the cake,
- the band, the guest list.
- 1015
- 01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:29,650
- Captain, round up some guests!
- 1016
- 01:08:29,730 --> 01:08:32,440
- Fare-thee-well, ogre.
- 1017
- 01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:35,110
- Shrek, what are you doing?
- You're letting her get away.
- 1018
- 01:08:35,190 --> 01:08:36,539
- Yeah? So what?
- 1019
- 01:08:36,552 --> 01:08:37,911
- Shrek, there's something
- about her you don't know.
- 1020
- 01:08:37,990 --> 01:08:40,410
- Look, I talked to her last night.
- She's...
- 1021
- 01:08:40,490 --> 01:08:44,540
- I know you talked to her last night.
- You're great pals, aren't ya?
- 1022
- 01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:48,370
- Now, if you two are such good friends,
- why don't you follow her home?
- 1023
- 01:08:48,460 --> 01:08:50,420
- Shrek, I... I wanna
- go with you.
- 1024
- 01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:53,460
- I told you, didn't I? You're
- not coming home with me.
- 1025
- 01:08:53,550 --> 01:08:57,510
- I live alone! My swamp!
- Me! Nobody else!
- 1026
- 01:08:57,590 --> 01:08:59,680
- Understand? Nobody!
- 1027
- 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:04,600
- Especially useless, pathetic,
- annoying, talking donkeys!
- 1028
- 01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:07,850
- - But I thought...
- - Yeah. You know what?
- 1029
- 01:09:07,940 --> 01:09:10,150
- You thought wrong!
- 1030
- 01:09:11,900 --> 01:09:13,820
- Shrek.
- 1031
- 01:09:19,610 --> 01:09:23,620
- I heard there was
- a secret chord.
- 1032
- 01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:26,750
- That David played and
- it pleased the Lord.
- 1033
- 01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:31,670
- But you don't really
- care for music, do ya.
- 1034
- 01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:36,760
- It goes like this the
- fourth, the fifth.
- 1035
- 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:39,380
- The minor fall the major lift.
- 1036
- 01:09:39,470 --> 01:09:46,100
- The baffled king
- composing hallelujah.
- 1037
- 01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:49,430
- Hallelujah.
- 1038
- 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:52,940
- Hallelujah.
- 1039
- 01:09:53,020 --> 01:09:56,940
- Hallelujah.
- 1040
- 01:09:57,030 --> 01:10:01,780
- Hallelujah.
- 1041
- 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:07,200
- Baby, I've been here before
- 1042
- 01:10:07,290 --> 01:10:10,410
- I know this room I've
- walked this floor
- 1043
- 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:15,590
- I used to live alone
- before I knew you
- 1044
- 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:20,380
- I've seen your flag
- on the marble arch.
- 1045
- 01:10:20,470 --> 01:10:23,800
- But love is not a
- victory march.
- 1046
- 01:10:23,890 --> 01:10:28,310
- It's a cold and it's
- a broken hallelujah.
- 1047
- 01:10:29,930 --> 01:10:33,060
- Hallelujah.
- 1048
- 01:10:33,150 --> 01:10:36,270
- Hallelujah.
- 1049
- 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:39,400
- Hallelujah.
- 1050
- 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:40,160
- Hallelujah.
- 1051
- 01:10:46,740 --> 01:10:50,580
- And all I ever
- learned from love
- 1052
- 01:10:50,660 --> 01:10:53,040
- I show to shoot at someone.
- 1053
- 01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:55,710
- <i>Who outdrew you.</i>
- 1054
- 01:10:55,790 --> 01:10:59,510
- And it's not a cry you
- can hear at night.
- 1055
- 01:10:59,590 --> 01:11:02,630
- It's not somebody
- who's seen the light.
- 1056
- 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:09,770
- <i>It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah.</i>
- 1057
- 01:11:09,850 --> 01:11:12,640
- Hallelujah.
- 1058
- 01:11:12,730 --> 01:11:15,980
- Hallelujah.
- 1059
- 01:11:16,060 --> 01:11:19,320
- Hallelujah.
- 1060
- 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:20,080
- Hallelujah.
- 1061
- 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:36,290
- Donkey?
- 1062
- 01:11:36,380 --> 01:11:38,590
- What are you doing?
- 1063
- 01:11:38,670 --> 01:11:41,630
- I would think, of all people, you would
- recognise a wall when you see one.
- 1064
- 01:11:41,710 --> 01:11:43,630
- Well, yeah.
- 1065
- 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:47,090
- But the wall's supposed to go
- around my swamp, not through it.
- 1066
- 01:11:47,180 --> 01:11:49,970
- It is around your half. See, that's
- your half, and this is my half.
- 1067
- 01:11:50,060 --> 01:11:52,640
- Oh! Your half. Hmm.
- 1068
- 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:55,270
- Yes, my half. I helped
- rescue the princess.
- 1069
- 01:11:55,350 --> 01:11:57,600
- I did half the work, I
- get half the Booty.
- 1070
- 01:11:57,690 --> 01:12:01,020
- Now hand me that big old rock, the
- one that looks like your head.
- 1071
- 01:12:01,110 --> 01:12:03,440
- - Back off!
- - No, you back off.
- 1072
- 01:12:03,530 --> 01:12:05,530
- - This is my swamp!
- - Our swamp.
- 1073
- 01:12:05,610 --> 01:12:07,530
- - Let go, Donkey!
- - You let go.
- 1074
- 01:12:07,610 --> 01:12:09,580
- - Stubborn jackass!
- - Smelly ogre.
- 1075
- 01:12:09,660 --> 01:12:11,870
- Fine!
- 1076
- 01:12:11,950 --> 01:12:13,608
- Hey, come back here. I'm
- not through with you yet.
- 1077
- 01:12:13,621 --> 01:12:15,290
- Well, I'm through with you.
- 1078
- 01:12:15,370 --> 01:12:18,630
- Uh-uh. You know, with you
- it's always, Me, me, me!
- 1079
- 01:12:18,710 --> 01:12:21,300
- Well, guess what!
- Now it's my turn!
- 1080
- 01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,510
- So you just shut up
- and pay attention!
- 1081
- 01:12:23,590 --> 01:12:25,550
- You are mean to me.
- 1082
- 01:12:25,630 --> 01:12:28,140
- You insult me and you don't
- appreciate anything that I do!
- 1083
- 01:12:28,220 --> 01:12:31,310
- You're always pushing me
- around or pushing me away.
- 1084
- 01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:35,230
- Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you
- so bad, how come you came back?
- 1085
- 01:12:35,310 --> 01:12:38,520
- Because that's what friends do!
- They forgive each other!
- 1086
- 01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:41,820
- Oh, yeah. You're
- right, Donkey.
- 1087
- 01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:46,110
- I forgive you... for
- stabbing me in the back!
- 1088
- 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:51,620
- Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion
- boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.
- 1089
- 01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:55,160
- - Go away! - There you are, doing it
- again just like you did to Fiona.
- 1090
- 01:12:55,250 --> 01:12:57,830
- All she ever do was like
- you, maybe even love you.
- 1091
- 01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:02,040
- Love me? She said I was
- ugly, a hideous creature.
- 1092
- 01:13:02,130 --> 01:13:04,050
- I heard the two
- of you talking.
- 1093
- 01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:06,050
- She wasn't talking about you.
- 1094
- 01:13:06,130 --> 01:13:08,470
- She was talking about,
- uh, somebody else.
- 1095
- 01:13:11,010 --> 01:13:13,430
- She wasn't talking about me?
- 1096
- 01:13:13,510 --> 01:13:15,810
- Well, then who was
- she talking about?
- 1097
- 01:13:15,890 --> 01:13:18,689
- Uh-uh, no way. I am not saying anything.
- You don't wanna listen to me.
- 1098
- 01:13:18,690 --> 01:13:20,980
- - Right? Right?
- - Donkey!
- 1099
- 01:13:21,060 --> 01:13:23,610
- - No!
- - Okay, look.
- 1100
- 01:13:23,690 --> 01:13:25,610
- I'm sorry, all right?
- 1101
- 01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:29,150
- Hmph.
- 1102
- 01:13:30,490 --> 01:13:34,120
- I'm sorry.
- 1103
- 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:38,460
- I guess I am just a
- big, stupid, ugly ogre.
- 1104
- 01:13:39,670 --> 01:13:41,630
- Can you forgive me?
- 1105
- 01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,750
- Hey, that's what friends
- are for, right?
- 1106
- 01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:48,510
- Right. Friends?
- 1107
- 01:13:48,590 --> 01:13:50,510
- Friends.
- 1108
- 01:13:50,590 --> 01:13:53,550
- So, um,
- 1109
- 01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:55,890
- what did Fiona say about me?
- 1110
- 01:13:55,970 --> 01:13:59,100
- What are you asking me for? Why
- don't you just go ask her?
- 1111
- 01:13:59,180 --> 01:14:02,190
- The wedding! We'll
- never make it in time.
- 1112
- 01:14:02,270 --> 01:14:05,480
- Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where
- there's a will, there's a way,
- 1113
- 01:14:05,570 --> 01:14:07,690
- and I have a way.
- 1114
- 01:14:12,070 --> 01:14:14,530
- Donkey?
- 1115
- 01:14:14,620 --> 01:14:16,990
- I guess it's just my
- animal magnetism.
- 1116
- 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:20,250
- Aw, come here, you.
- 1117
- 01:14:20,330 --> 01:14:21,718
- All right, all right.
- Don't get all slobbery.
- 1118
- 01:14:21,731 --> 01:14:23,130
- No one likes a kiss ass.
- 1119
- 01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:25,750
- All right, hop on
- and hold on tight.
- 1120
- 01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:29,340
- I haven't had a chance to
- install the seat belts yet.
- 1121
- 01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:38,270
- Wooh!
- 1122
- 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,540
- People of DuLoc,
- 1123
- 01:15:03,620 --> 01:15:06,290
- we gather here today...
- 1124
- 01:15:06,380 --> 01:15:08,420
- to bear witness...
- 1125
- 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:10,420
- - to the union...
- - Um...
- 1126
- 01:15:10,510 --> 01:15:12,970
- - of our new king...
- - Excuse me.
- 1127
- 01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:15,720
- Could we just skip ahead to the I do's?
- 1128
- 01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:17,720
- Go on.
- 1129
- 01:15:22,770 --> 01:15:26,400
- Go ahead, have some fun. If we need
- you, I'll whistle. How about that?
- 1130
- 01:15:29,020 --> 01:15:30,940
- Shrek, wait, wait!
- Wait a minute!
- 1131
- 01:15:31,030 --> 01:15:33,700
- - You wanna do this right, don't you?
- - What are you talking about?
- 1132
- 01:15:33,780 --> 01:15:35,700
- There's a line you
- gotta wait for.
- 1133
- 01:15:35,780 --> 01:15:38,280
- The preacher's gonna say, Speak
- now or forever hold your peace.
- 1134
- 01:15:38,370 --> 01:15:42,120
- - That's when you say, I object!
- - I don't have time for this!
- 1135
- 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:43,910
- Wait. What are you doing?
- Listen to me!
- 1136
- 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,920
- - Look, you love this woman, don't you?
- - Yes.
- 1137
- 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,290
- - You wanna hold her?
- - Yes.
- 1138
- 01:15:47,380 --> 01:15:49,590
- - Please her?
- - Yes!
- 1139
- 01:15:49,670 --> 01:15:52,300
- Then you got to, got to
- try a little tenderness.
- 1140
- 01:15:52,380 --> 01:15:55,130
- - The chicks love that romantic crap!
- - All right! Cut it out.
- 1141
- 01:15:55,220 --> 01:15:58,850
- - When does this guy say the line?
- - We gotta check it out.
- 1142
- 01:15:58,930 --> 01:16:02,100
- And so, by the power vested in me,
- 1143
- 01:16:02,180 --> 01:16:05,440
- - What do you see?
- - The whole town's in there.
- 1144
- 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:08,650
- - I now pronounce you husband and wife,
- - They're at the altar.
- 1145
- 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:11,280
- - King and queen.
- - Mother Fletcher! He already said it.
- 1146
- 01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:13,990
- Oh, for the love of Pete!
- 1147
- 01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:17,280
- I object!
- 1148
- 01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:19,450
- Shrek?
- 1149
- 01:16:19,530 --> 01:16:21,450
- Oh, now what does he want?
- 1150
- 01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:28,080
- Hi, everyone. Having
- a good time, are ya?
- 1151
- 01:16:28,170 --> 01:16:30,380
- I love DuLoc, first of all.
- 1152
- 01:16:30,460 --> 01:16:32,960
- - Very clean.
- - What are you doing here?
- 1153
- 01:16:33,050 --> 01:16:35,970
- Really, it's rude enough being
- alive when no one wants you,
- 1154
- 01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:39,390
- - but showing up uninvited to a wedding...
- - Fiona!
- 1155
- 01:16:39,470 --> 01:16:42,470
- - I need to talk to you.
- - Oh, now you wanna talk?
- 1156
- 01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:45,520
- It's a little late for that,
- so if you'll excuse me...
- 1157
- 01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:47,980
- - But you can't marry him.
- - And why not?
- 1158
- 01:16:48,060 --> 01:16:51,940
- Because... Because he's just
- marrying you so he can be king.
- 1159
- 01:16:52,020 --> 01:16:54,400
- Outrageous! Fiona,
- don't listen to him.
- 1160
- 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:58,110
- - He's not your true love.
- - And what do you know about true love?
- 1161
- 01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:00,570
- Well, I... Uh...
- 1162
- 01:17:00,660 --> 01:17:04,040
- - I mean...
- - Oh, this is precious.
- 1163
- 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:08,790
- The ogre has fallen
- in love with the princess!
- 1164
- 01:17:08,870 --> 01:17:11,130
- Oh, good Lord.
- 1165
- 01:17:11,210 --> 01:17:13,130
- An ogre and a princess!
- 1166
- 01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:21,260
- Shrek, is this true?
- 1167
- 01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:25,220
- Who cares? It's preposterous!
- 1168
- 01:17:25,310 --> 01:17:28,940
- Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss
- away from our happily ever after.
- 1169
- 01:17:29,020 --> 01:17:31,610
- Now kiss me! Mmmm!
- 1170
- 01:17:35,690 --> 01:17:39,030
- By night one way,
- by day another.
- 1171
- 01:17:40,950 --> 01:17:43,700
- I wanted to show you before.
- 1172
- 01:18:06,270 --> 01:18:08,810
- Well, uh,
- 1173
- 01:18:08,890 --> 01:18:10,890
- that explains a lot.
- 1174
- 01:18:10,980 --> 01:18:14,650
- Ugh! It's disgusting!
- 1175
- 01:18:14,730 --> 01:18:16,780
- Guards! Guards!
- 1176
- 01:18:16,860 --> 01:18:20,030
- I order you to get that out
- of my sight now! Get them!
- 1177
- 01:18:20,110 --> 01:18:22,910
- - Get them both!
- - No, no!
- 1178
- 01:18:22,990 --> 01:18:24,853
- This hocus-pocus alters nothing.
- 1179
- 01:18:24,866 --> 01:18:26,740
- Marriage is binding, and
- that makes me king!
- 1180
- 01:18:26,830 --> 01:18:29,120
- - See? See?
- - No, let go of me! Shrek!
- 1181
- 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:30,910
- - No!
- - Don't just stand there, you morons.
- 1182
- 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,540
- Get out of my way! Fiona!
- 1183
- 01:18:36,210 --> 01:18:38,710
- Arrgh!
- 1184
- 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:41,800
- I'll make you regret the day we met.
- I'll see you drawn and quartered!
- 1185
- 01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:44,800
- - You'll beg for death to save you!
- - No! Shrek!
- 1186
- 01:18:44,890 --> 01:18:48,390
- - And as for you, my wife,
- - Fiona!
- 1187
- 01:18:48,470 --> 01:18:51,140
- I'll have you locked back in that
- tower for the rest of your days!
- 1188
- 01:18:51,230 --> 01:18:53,060
- I am king!
- 1189
- 01:18:53,150 --> 01:18:56,940
- I will have order! I will have perfection!
- I will have...
- 1190
- 01:18:58,230 --> 01:19:01,280
- Aaah!
- 1191
- 01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:04,110
- - Aah!
- - All right. Nobody move.
- 1192
- 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,280
- I got a dragon here, and
- I'm not afraid to use it.
- 1193
- 01:19:06,370 --> 01:19:08,990
- I'm a donkey on the edge!
- 1194
- 01:19:13,670 --> 01:19:16,080
- Celebrity marriages. They
- never last, do they?
- 1195
- 01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:20,090
- Go ahead, Shrek.
- 1196
- 01:19:21,470 --> 01:19:23,760
- Uh, Fiona?
- 1197
- 01:19:24,890 --> 01:19:27,100
- Yes, Shrek?
- 1198
- 01:19:27,180 --> 01:19:31,230
- I... I love you.
- 1199
- 01:19:31,310 --> 01:19:33,560
- Really?
- 1200
- 01:19:34,650 --> 01:19:37,650
- Really, really.
- 1201
- 01:19:37,730 --> 01:19:39,650
- I love you too.
- 1202
- 01:19:45,110 --> 01:19:46,780
- Aawww!
- 1203
- 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:51,950
- Until you find truelove's first kiss...
- 1204
- 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:55,330
- and then take love's true form.
- 1205
- 01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:21,820
- Take love's true form.
- Take love's true form.
- 1206
- 01:20:27,990 --> 01:20:30,490
- Fiona?
- 1207
- 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,580
- Fiona.
- 1208
- 01:20:35,660 --> 01:20:38,210
- Are you all right?
- 1209
- 01:20:38,290 --> 01:20:40,210
- Well, yes.
- 1210
- 01:20:40,290 --> 01:20:43,550
- But I don't understand.
- 1211
- 01:20:43,630 --> 01:20:45,760
- I'm supposed to be beautiful.
- 1212
- 01:20:48,470 --> 01:20:50,720
- But you are beautiful.
- 1213
- 01:20:53,270 --> 01:20:55,730
- I was hoping this would
- be a happy ending.
- 1214
- 01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:03,940
- <i>I thought love was only
- true in fairy tales</i>
- 1215
- 01:21:04,030 --> 01:21:05,490
- Oy!
- 1216
- 01:21:05,570 --> 01:21:09,280
- <i>Meant for someone
- else but not for me.</i>
- 1217
- 01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:14,660
- <i>Love was out to get me.</i>
- 1218
- 01:21:14,750 --> 01:21:17,540
- <i>That's the way it seemed.</i>
- 1219
- 01:21:17,620 --> 01:21:22,090
- <i>Disappointment haunted
- all my dreams.</i>
- 1220
- 01:21:22,170 --> 01:21:25,460
- <i>And then I saw her face.</i>
- 1221
- 01:21:25,550 --> 01:21:28,340
- <i>Now I'm a believer.</i>
- 1222
- 01:21:28,430 --> 01:21:30,970
- <i>And not a trace.</i>
- 1223
- 01:21:31,050 --> 01:21:33,810
- <i>Of doubt in my mind.</i>
- 1224
- 01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:37,940
- <i>- I'm in love.
- - Ooh-ahh.</i>
- 1225
- 01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:40,480
- <i>I'm a believer I
- couldn't leave her.</i>
- 1226
- 01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:42,770
- <i>If I tried</i>
- 1227
- 01:21:42,860 --> 01:21:46,900
- God bless us, every one.
- 1228
- 01:21:46,990 --> 01:21:50,530
- Come on, y'all! Then I
- saw her face Ha-ha!
- 1229
- 01:21:50,610 --> 01:21:53,740
- Now I'm a believer Listen!
- 1230
- 01:21:53,830 --> 01:21:56,620
- Not a trace.
- 1231
- 01:21:56,700 --> 01:21:59,500
- Of doubt in my mind
- 1232
- 01:21:59,580 --> 01:22:02,840
- I'm in love Ooh-ahh
- 1233
- 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:07,170
- I'm a believer I couldn't
- leave her if I tried.
- 1234
- 01:22:07,260 --> 01:22:10,130
- - Ooh!
- - Uh!
- 1235
- 01:22:10,220 --> 01:22:12,800
- Then I saw her face.
- 1236
- 01:22:12,890 --> 01:22:15,850
- Now I'm a believer Hey!
- 1237
- 01:22:15,930 --> 01:22:18,730
- Not a trace Uhh! Yeah.
- 1238
- 01:22:18,810 --> 01:22:22,060
- Of doubt in my mind
- One more time!
- 1239
- 01:22:22,150 --> 01:22:26,690
- I'm in love I'm a believer.
- 1240
- 01:22:26,780 --> 01:22:28,610
- Come on!
- 1241
- 01:22:28,690 --> 01:22:30,610
- I believe, I believe
- I believe, I believe
- 1242
- 01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:33,370
- I believe, I believe I believe,
- I believe, I believe, hey.
- 1243
- 01:22:33,450 --> 01:22:36,030
- Y'all sing it with me! I.
- 1244
- 01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:37,790
- Believe
- 1245
- 01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:40,830
- I believe People in the back!
- 1246
- 01:22:40,910 --> 01:22:43,830
- - I believe.
- - I'm a believer
- 1247
- 01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,880
- I believe
- 1248
- 01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:49,840
- I believe
- 1249
- 01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:54,340
- I believe.
- 1250
- 01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:59,020
- Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh.
- 1251
- 01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:01,730
- <i>I can't breathe.
- I can't breathe.</i>
- 1252
- 01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:04,940
- <i>I believe in self-assertion.</i>
- 1253
- 01:23:05,020 --> 01:23:07,190
- <i>Destiny or as light diversion.</i>
- 1254
- 01:23:07,270 --> 01:23:11,570
- <i>Now it seems I've got
- my head on straight.</i>
- 1255
- 01:23:11,650 --> 01:23:13,780
- <i>I'm a freak an apparition.</i>
- 1256
- 01:23:13,860 --> 01:23:15,990
- <i>Seems I've made the
- right decision.</i>
- 1257
- 01:23:16,070 --> 01:23:19,700
- <i>To try to turn back now
- it might be too late.</i>
- 1258
- 01:23:19,790 --> 01:23:24,120
- <i>- I want to stay home today.
- - Don't wanna go out.</i>
- 1259
- 01:23:24,210 --> 01:23:28,550
- <i>- If anyone comes to play.
- - Gonna get thrown out.</i>
- 1260
- 01:23:28,630 --> 01:23:32,970
- <i>- I wanna stay home today.
- - Don't want no company.</i>
- 1261
- 01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:35,510
- <i>No way.</i>
- 1262
- 01:23:35,590 --> 01:23:38,260
- <i>Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>
- 1263
- 01:23:38,350 --> 01:23:40,560
- <i>I wanna be a
- millionaire some day.</i>
- 1264
- 01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:42,810
- <i>But know what it feels
- like to give it away.</i>
- 1265
- 01:23:42,890 --> 01:23:46,310
- <i>Watch me march to the
- beat of my own drum.</i>
- 1266
- 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:48,980
- <i>And it's off to the moon
- and then back again.</i>
- 1267
- 01:23:49,070 --> 01:23:51,150
- <i>Same old day Same situation.</i>
- 1268
- 01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:55,410
- <i>My happiness rears
- back as if to say.</i>
- 1269
- 01:23:55,490 --> 01:23:59,790
- <i>- I wanna stay home today.
- - Don't wanna go out.</i>
- 1270
- 01:23:59,870 --> 01:24:04,250
- <i>- If anyone comes my way.
- - Gonna get thrown out.</i>
- 1271
- 01:24:04,330 --> 01:24:08,750
- <i>- I wanna stay home today.
- - Don't want no company.</i>
- 1272
- 01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:11,300
- <i>No way.</i>
- 1273
- 01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:14,010
- <i>Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>
- 1274
- 01:24:17,850 --> 01:24:22,680
- <i>I wanna stay home
- stay home, stay home.</i>
- 1275
- 01:24:22,770 --> 01:24:27,810
- <i>- I wanna stay home today.
- - Don't wanna go out.</i>
- 1276
- 01:24:27,900 --> 01:24:32,190
- <i>- If anyone comes to play.
- - Gonna get thrown out.</i>
- 1277
- 01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:35,110
- <i>I wanna stay home today.</i>
- 1278
- 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:39,200
- <i>Don't want no company No way.</i>
- 1279
- 01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:42,120
- <i>Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>
- 1280
- 01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:59,890
- <i>I get such a thrill when
- you looking my eyes.</i>
- 1281
- 01:24:59,970 --> 01:25:04,140
- <i>My heart skips a beat
- Girl, I feel so alive.</i>
- 1282
- 01:25:04,220 --> 01:25:07,980
- <i>Please tell me, baby
- if all this is true.</i>
- 1283
- 01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:12,150
- <i>'Cause deep down inside
- all I wanted was you.</i>
- 1284
- 01:25:12,230 --> 01:25:16,150
- <i>Oh-oh-oh Makes me wanna dance.</i>
- 1285
- 01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:20,120
- <i>Oh-oh-oh It's a new romance.</i>
- 1286
- 01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:24,160
- <i>Oh-oh-oh I look
- into your eyes.</i>
- 1287
- 01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:28,120
- <i>Oh-oh-oh The best
- years of our lives.</i>
- 1288
- 01:25:28,210 --> 01:25:32,000
- <i>When we first met I
- could hardly believe.</i>
- 1289
- 01:25:32,090 --> 01:25:36,050
- <i>The things that would happen
- and we could achieve.</i>
- 1290
- 01:25:36,130 --> 01:25:39,840
- <i>So let's be together
- for all of our time.</i>
- 1291
- 01:25:39,930 --> 01:25:43,810
- <i>Oh, girl, I'm so thankful
- that you are still mine.</i>
- 1292
- 01:25:43,890 --> 01:25:45,970
- <i>You always consider me
- like an ugly duckling.</i>
- 1293
- 01:25:46,060 --> 01:25:48,599
- <i>And treat me like a Nostradamus
- was why I had to get my shine on.</i>
- 1294
- 01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:50,650
- <i>I break a little something
- to keep my mind on.</i>
- 1295
- 01:25:50,730 --> 01:25:53,150
- <i>'Cause you had my mind
- gone Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh.</i>
- 1296
- 01:25:53,230 --> 01:25:56,070
- <i>Turn the lights on, Come on,
- baby Let's just rewind the song.</i>
- 1297
- 01:25:56,150 --> 01:25:58,280
- <i>'Cause all I want to do is make
- the rest years the best years.</i>
- 1298
- 01:25:58,360 --> 01:26:00,360
- <i>All night long.</i>
- 1299
- 01:26:00,450 --> 01:26:04,160
- <i>- Oh-oh-oh, makes me wanna dance.
- - Makes me wanna dance.</i>
- 1300
- 01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:08,160
- <i>- Oh-oh-oh, it's a new romance.
- - It's a new romance.</i>
- 1301
- 01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:11,420
- <i>- Oh-oh-oh, I look into your eyes.
- - Oh, yeah, yeah.</i>
- 1302
- 01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:14,170
- <i>- Look into your eyes.
- - Oh-oh-oh.</i>
- 1303
- 01:26:14,250 --> 01:26:16,459
- <i>- The best years of our lives.
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>
- 1304
- 01:26:16,460 --> 01:26:20,180
- <i>- Oh-oh-oh, makes me wanna dance.
- - Whoa-oh-oh, dance, yeah.</i>
- 1305
- 01:26:20,260 --> 01:26:24,180
- <i>Oh-oh-oh It's a new romance.</i>
- 1306
- 01:26:24,260 --> 01:26:28,230
- <i>- Oh-oh-oh, I look into your eyes.
- - Look into your eyes, yeah.</i>
- 1307
- 01:26:28,310 --> 01:26:32,940
- <i>Oh-oh-oh The best
- years of our lives.</i>
- 1308
- 01:26:33,020 --> 01:26:35,860
- <i>Everything looks bright.</i>
- 1309
- 01:26:35,940 --> 01:26:38,190
- <i>Standing in your light.</i>
- 1310
- 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:40,610
- <i>Everything feels right.</i>
- 1311
- 01:26:40,700 --> 01:26:43,780
- <i>What's left is out of sight.</i>
- 1312
- 01:26:43,870 --> 01:26:48,450
- <i>What's a girl to do I'm telling
- you, you're on my mind.</i>
- 1313
- 01:26:48,540 --> 01:26:51,120
- <i>I wanna be with you.</i>
- 1314
- 01:26:51,210 --> 01:26:53,500
- <i>'Cause when you're
- standing next to me.</i>
- 1315
- 01:26:53,580 --> 01:26:55,500
- <i>It's like wow.</i>
- 1316
- 01:26:55,590 --> 01:26:58,710
- <i>And all your kisses
- seem to set me free.</i>
- 1317
- 01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,630
- <i>It's like wow.</i>
- 1318
- 01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:04,050
- <i>And when we touch it's such
- a rush, I can't get enough.</i>
- 1319
- 01:27:04,140 --> 01:27:06,810
- <i>It's like... It's
- like Ooh-ooh.</i>
- 1320
- 01:27:06,890 --> 01:27:09,430
- <i>Hey, what.</i>
- 1321
- 01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:12,810
- <i>It's like wow Ooh-ooh, hey.</i>
- 1322
- 01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:16,150
- <i>Hey, yeah It's like wow.</i>
- 1323
- 01:27:16,230 --> 01:27:19,860
- <i>Everything is looking
- right now, right now.</i>
- 1324
- 01:27:19,940 --> 01:27:23,160
- <i>- It's like wow.
- - And I got this feeling.</i>
- 1325
- 01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:26,120
- <i>This feeling it's
- just like wow.</i>
- 1326
- 01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:28,450
- <i>It's just like wow.</i>
- 1327
- 01:27:28,540 --> 01:27:30,500
- <i>- You are all I'm thinking of.
- - Like wow.</i>
- 1328
- 01:27:30,580 --> 01:27:34,960
- <i>Everything feels right
- Everything feels right.</i>
- 1329
- 01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:37,460
- <i>- Like wow.
- - Everything looks bright.</i>
- 1330
- 01:27:37,540 --> 01:27:40,130
- <i>All my senses are right.</i>
- 1331
- 01:27:40,210 --> 01:27:42,590
- <i>- Like wow.
- - Everything feels right.</i>
- 1332
- 01:27:42,670 --> 01:27:46,010
- <i>Baby, baby, baby the
- way I'm feeling you.</i>
- 1333
- 01:27:46,090 --> 01:27:48,010
- <i>Is like wow</i>
- 1334
- 01:28:08,620 --> 01:28:12,160
- <i>There is something that I see.</i>
- 1335
- 01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:15,670
- <i>In the way you look at me.</i>
- 1336
- 01:28:15,750 --> 01:28:19,170
- <i>There's a smile
- There's a truth.</i>
- 1337
- 01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:22,670
- <i>In your eyes.</i>
- 1338
- 01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:26,090
- <i>What an unexpected way.</i>
- 1339
- 01:28:26,180 --> 01:28:29,560
- <i>On this unexpected day.</i>
- 1340
- 01:28:29,640 --> 01:28:31,560
- <i>Could it be.</i>
- 1341
- 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:36,560
- <i>This is where I belong.</i>
- 1342
- 01:28:36,650 --> 01:28:40,020
- <i>It is you I have loved.</i>
- 1343
- 01:28:40,110 --> 01:28:43,110
- <i>All along.</i>
- 1344
- 01:28:43,190 --> 01:28:46,910
- <i>There's no more mystery.</i>
- 1345
- 01:28:46,990 --> 01:28:50,450
- <i>It is finally clear to me.</i>
- 1346
- 01:28:50,530 --> 01:28:54,200
- <i>You're the home my
- heart's searched for.</i>
- 1347
- 01:28:54,290 --> 01:28:57,290
- <i>So long.</i>
- 1348
- 01:28:57,370 --> 01:29:00,960
- <i>It is you I have loved.</i>
- 1349
- 01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:04,970
- <i>All along.</i>
- 1350
- 01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:36,000
- <i>Whoa, over and over.</i>
- 1351
- 01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:41,170
- <i>I'm filled with emotion.</i>
- 1352
- 01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:44,210
- <i>As I look.</i>
- 1353
- 01:29:44,300 --> 01:29:48,930
- <i>Into your perfect face</i>
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