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  1. Stranger: Any muff in here?
  2.  
  3. You: inb4m/f
  4.  
  5. Stranger: Any muff in here??????????
  6.  
  7. You: i've got a carpet yes
  8.  
  9. Stranger: thats not a carpet
  10.  
  11. Stranger: Any muff in here?
  12.  
  13. You: wtf
  14.  
  15. You: yes it is
  16.  
  17. Stranger: incorrect
  18.  
  19. You: y
  20.  
  21. Stranger: do you have a muff?
  22.  
  23. You: yes i do
  24.  
  25. Stranger: or a shlong?
  26.  
  27. You: bacon strip, young lad
  28.  
  29. Stranger: oh
  30.  
  31. Stranger: so your a milf?
  32.  
  33. Stranger: you're
  34.  
  35. You: nope
  36.  
  37. You: i'm 19
  38.  
  39. You: you come off as a youngun
  40.  
  41. Stranger: but if you have bacon strips, it means your muff is old and flabby
  42.  
  43. Stranger: :)
  44.  
  45. You: well my penis looks like a bacon strip
  46.  
  47. Stranger: Bacon strip means muff, you moron
  48.  
  49. You: exactly
  50.  
  51. You: wanna cam?
  52.  
  53. You: my msn is
  54.  
  55. Stranger: then you're an idiot
  56.  
  57. You: spoink@hotmail.com
  58.  
  59. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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