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- >Finally near the top of the Demon Lords tower
- >You and your current unit had been fighting the mamono rebellion in hopes of preventing the realm from falling to the demon lords grasp
- >Being just a common soldier and not the best fighter, you’ve barely made it this far by the skin of your teeth
- >It’s been harrowing, you almost feel like you can still hear the screams of soldiers that fell to the minotaur horde at the gates
- >No actually, you still hear them screaming.
- >Come to the top of the star-case to find the demon lord waiting alone
- >Demon Lord looms large in front of the squad with flowing white hair, light purple skin, horns, and black sclera
- >Scantily dressed
- >Really not the time to be paying attention to that
- >”ufufu, so you actually made it. Good, I had grown bored and needed some toys to play with”
- >She immediately snaps her fingers and slams your archer with a charm spell
- >He drops to his knees foaming as he desperately tries to take off his pants
- >She kicks him to the side as Paladin-chan begins charging
- >Paladin-chan is wearing order grade chastity-belt with warding runes, truly the best warrior we have to offer
- >She stops his sword with her hand and breaks his wrist sending him to the ground writhing
- >You’re panicking at this point
- >Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
- >Entire war at jeopardy
- >She turns her gaze to you
- >”Ohoho, what do we have here hmmm boy? I wonder which monster I’ll give you to ahhh…”
- >As she is cackling you decide to go through with one last desperate plan
- >Pull out rubber ducky you stole from her servants when they were preparing the bubble bath
- >Hold it over the edge of the castle, you are prepared to drop it
- >You hear an immediate gasp
- >”You wouldn’t!”
- >You squeak the duck once and begin to hold it by its bill, dangling it with two fingers
- >Flustered she begins shouting out terms of surrender
- >Entire realm freed as she desperately clings to her rubber ducky
- >Thank god, you really didn't want to have to dismember the teddy bear or read from her stolen diary
- >Aftermath of battle
- >Monster girls surrendering, some of the soldiers are taking home hellhounds as prizes
- >On second thought you don't think the soldiers are the ones taking the hellhounds
- >Not really sure what's going on anymore
- >Shackled Demon Lord glaring daggers at you while holding general snuggles, admiral ducky, and the rest of her stuffed war council
- >You feel oddly uncomfortable and slightly guilty
- >"Why are you looking at me like that? They're only stuffed animals"
- >She huffs "You're just a big bully, I can’t believe you would go to such lengths"
- >"What? You waged war on us"
- >"That's only because I... well I...."
- >You raise an eyebrow, this is interesting
- >"You what?"
- >"Umh... well after careful tactical planning we decided this was the best way to capture a human and get a boyfriend, ok! And now you ruined it."
- >You're speechless, and maybe blushing. You're really not sure about that but you know one thing
- >You feel like total shit
- >"Um.... oh... well I'm sorry"
- >She silently stares at the ground
- >"Look how about this, maybe this weekend we can uh, parlay and negotiate peace"
- >She slightly perks up, but still won't look at you in the eyes
- >"I believe you must discuss this matter through the proper channels"
- >She holds up general snuggles
- >Holy fuck are you serious
- >You sigh, "fine, hail general snuggles... I would like to negotiate terms of peace and put this behind us"
- >Silence
- >"Very well, he accepts your offer, I'll see you this Friday. We shall speak alone"
- >Wake up on Friday still sore and bruised from the war
- >Begrudgingly rise out of bed and head towards the meeting spot
- >Surprisingly you had been given tentative command over the mamono re-integration efforts since you seemed to be one of the only soldiers with a clear head around here
- >Politics had been tense given the realms previous position as mamono friendly
- >Not to mention your relative proximity to both order realms and demon realms
- >You were in a precarious situation
- >Succubus diplomats from demon realms had showed up immediately, scantily dressed and attempting to woo the upper brass
- >Order representatives had enthusiastically offered to send their finest executioners
- >Remnants of the rebel army were picking off soldiers in the forest and raiding towns
- >Rumors spread that the demon lord Druella was prepared to mobilize Lescatie forces if anything befell her kin
- >You’re clearly way in over your head
- >As you walk through the camp you just shake your head at the chaos
- >Chain gangs of minotaurs and Oni’s stood shackled working on various tasks, bending down and poking out their asses
- >Soldiers stared passing around canteens
- >Holstaur bent over camp cook talking about being able to provide quality milk if only he could help
- >Captured Kiki’s immediately set to dusting the barracks with fury
- >Competing Shoggoths swept the camp with equal fervor
- >Pretty soon soldiers had to break up an apocalyptic cat fight between the two groups of maids
- >Had to stop a soldier from going over to console a crying Baphomet
- >You remembered the sabbath scouts picking off soldiers who strayed from the marching columns
- >Angry goat noises
- >Luckily for them you aren’t particularly prejudice to Monster Girls
- >You just want this whole charade done with
- >Sigh as you get to prison, time to negotiate
- >See Paladin-Chan standing guard outside the cell
- >Arm in a sling
- >Archer also there, pants on this time
- >”Well, I don’t know how you did it, but she’s waiting. Won’t talk to any of us and keeps demanding to speak to the wicked one”
- >”Yeah that’s me, ok I’ll see what terms we can come to”
- >They both nod as they stare at you with pity
- >She is regally sitting on a chair at a lone table
- >Shackled with chains and sealing runes
- >Surrounded by stuffed animals and a few dolls
- >Still surprisingly majestic considering you had to suppress a laugh
- >She shoots you a look of utter contempt
- >”Hmph, shall we get on with this evil one?”
- >”I’m not the evi- whatever, yea uh yeah. So… how are things.”
- >She remains mute
- >”Ok yeah, no small talk. Let’s just hammer out the details.”
- >Still mute
- >You sigh
- >Get on one knee and bow your head
- >” Hail milord, I humbly come before you and your… council of elders as a supplicant. I wish to discuss a treaty.”
- >”Refer to me as princess or we’re done here.”
- >”Yes my….. princess”
- >After what seems like an eternity, you hear a giggle
- >”Very well, you may rise.”
- >Thank God, that was embarrassing. Good thing you were raised humble
- >You stand up and are greeted by a smug, haughty grin.
- >”Well boy? What are your demands.”
- >”First, order the rebel forces to disband immediately. Second, no dark magic, none.”
- >She started to protest before you cut her off
- >”Third, we will allow your subjects the choice of either re-integrating in to society under our laws, or be exiled to whichever demon realm they prefer.”
- >She began to pout and cross her arms
- >Ok, fine she’s like a little girl, just sweet talk her
- >”I hope you find these terms as agreeable as your beauty… my princess.”
- >She suppressed another giggle and began to make uncomfortably sustained eye-contact with you
- >”Hmmm, I must discuss this with my council.”
- >She turns and begins energetically whispering with the stuffed animals surrounding her
- >While doing so she lets out an occasional “ufufu” and “wahaha” while she rubs her hands together
- >Turns around and stares at you maniacally
- >”We find your terms agreeable”
- >You begin to sigh in relief
- >”However you must agree to our counter-offer. I demand…. that you be my boyfriend”
- >”What no, no, no way.”
- >You just want to go home to your village and do some light guard duty, not date a former menace to the realm
- >”Oh? Is that so? I see, well I suppose I must simply wait until my kin come to rescue me. Oh, surely you didn’t think they’d leave me like this, ahhh I cannot wait to see your face as another army marches upon your villages. Mmmhmmm.”
- >”Fine, fine. I’ll agree to a date. That’s all”
- >Giddily she begins to clap and jump up and down
- >If it wasn’t for the chains she would’ve jumped through the roof
- >You get up to leave and relay the terms to your superiors
- >”W-wait, here as a symbol of good faith. P-please take this.”
- >She gingerly holds out general snuggles
- >All her former smugness has been wiped away replaced by an innocent almost pure face
- >”Are you sure about this?”
- >”Please, but you have to swear to me that you will return him to me unharmed. Swear it.”
- >You smile and put out one pinky
- >”Pinky swear, I will protect him as I would my own family.”
- >She gives you a bashful grin and wraps her pinky around your own
- >Both of you smile and nod as you leave with general snuggles in tow
- >Maybe, just maybe this won’t be so bad after all.
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