Game 1
In-Game
CountAllister: wat?
CountAllister: who the hell are you people and wheres the mung wall invader
CountAllister: respect my authority
CountAllister: this is why i banned yasuo
CountAllister: jesus christ
CountAllister: ezreal,go for frozen gauntlet for your "ad" item
CountAllister: has slow and armor
CountAllister: nah
CountAllister: bork
CountAllister: with ez, if you dont go nashors you need bork for the attack speed
CountAllister: hybrid
CountAllister: well nobody wanted to stop garens push so
CountAllister: here we are
CountAllister: if only a role existing solely for that reason
CountAllister: well on the bright side at least their side gets jungle ganks
CountAllister: i know you're throwing the game on purpose
CountAllister: its what you do when you're trash
CountAllister: open lane top because the jungler is toxic garbage and moody kek
CountAllister: called it at champ select tbh
CountAllister: remember to report evelynn after we lose
CountAllister: half the list of report reasons
CountAllister: take your pick
CountAllister: by "punishing me" you're punishing the team by throwing entire game
CountAllister: gj
CountAllister: clearly you dont care so clearly 4 reports are in order
CountAllister: and the team
CountAllister: because im in this game
CountAllister: ahh but by throwing top you throw the gme
CountAllister: and you're worse.
CountAllister: you're willing to destroy 3other peoples fun time because you are throwing a tantrum over me
CountAllister: its fine since baby eve wants to throw a tantrum
CountAllister: kek
CountAllister: ironically letting it get to you fuels me more
CountAllister: its delicious
CountAllister: anyway remember to report eve after garen solos 1v5
CountAllister: not playing yasuo jungle and throwing the game harder
CountAllister: like taking a toy from a baby
CountAllister: but you didnt play like you should
CountAllister: you threw
CountAllister: kek
CountAllister: we cant eve threw
CountAllister: there is no game anymore
CountAllister: lol then go D/C
CountAllister: cant tell the difference tbh
CountAllister: afkpush garen
CountAllister: wrong, you did
CountAllister: you're right lol if i start typing theres no way we can win
CountAllister: muted
CountAllister: ofc its eve
CountAllister: because i cant, eve cripled me
CountAllister: let the entire lane go
CountAllister: 5-1 is bad?
CountAllister: ok princess
CountAllister: oh does eve work by allowing garen to solo 3 towers?
CountAllister: yeah i didnt because it takes forever to figure out
CountAllister: gimme a sec
CountAllister: there we go
CountAllister: anyway remember to report eve after the loss
CountAllister: gg
Post-Game
CountAllister: report eve for inting, negative attitude and afk
CountAllister: need em to prevent that from happening to innocent people
CountAllister: threw a good game eve, but the real victims here were morg, ez, and kaisa
CountAllister: good job hurting your team