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  1. # Accounts
  2.  
  3. https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/ no email verification necessary
  4.  
  5. //pornhub
  6. document.onkeydown = function(evt) {
  7.   if (evt.keyCode !== 74) return //j
  8.  
  9.   document.querySelector('#player').style.zIndex = 10000
  10.   document.querySelector('#player').style.position = 'absolute'
  11.   document.querySelector('#player').style.top = '-10px'
  12.   document.querySelector('#player').style.width = '100vw'
  13.   document.querySelector('#player').style.maxWidth = '100vw'
  14.  
  15.   document.querySelector('#player').style.height = '100vh'
  16.   document.querySelector('#player').style.maxHeight = '100vh'
  17.   document.querySelector('body').style.overflowX = 'hidden'
  18. }
  19. // pornhub
  20.  
  21. /////////////////////////////
  22.  
  23. // rotated
  24. document.onkeydown = function(evt) {
  25.   if (evt.keyCode !== 74) return //j
  26.   document.querySelector('#player').style.zIndex = 10000
  27.   document.querySelector('#player').style.position = 'absolute'
  28.   document.querySelector('#player').style.top = '-10px'
  29.   document.querySelector('#player').style.width = '100vh'
  30.   document.querySelector('#player').style.maxWidth = '100vh'
  31.   document.querySelector('#player').style.height = '100vw'
  32.   document.querySelector('#player').style.maxHeight = '100vw'
  33.  
  34.   document.querySelector('#player').style.transform = 'rotate(-90deg)'
  35.  
  36.   document.querySelector('body').style.overflowX = 'hidden'
  37. }
  38. // rotated
  39.  
  40. /////////////////////////////
  41.  
  42. // nsfwyoutube.com
  43. $('#somead').remove()
  44.  
  45. /////////////////////////////
  46.  
  47. // tia's feeding time
  48. document.querySelector('video').addEventListener("timeupdate", function(){
  49.     // current time is given in seconds
  50.     this.loop = true
  51.     if(this.currentTime >= (130)) {
  52.         this.currentTime = 15
  53.     }
  54. });
  55.  
  56. /////////////////////////////
  57.  
  58. // watch long vk videos
  59. // this is also natalie mars + penny barber video
  60.  
  61. https://vk.com/video-124398966_456241421
  62. // turns into...
  63. https://psv17-3.crazycloud.ru/videos/-124398966/456241421/720.mp4?extra=XT-oYDiKebgTSKqTH3kB1w&dl=0
  64.  
  65. if this doesn't work go to https://savevk.com/video-124398966_456241421, start downloading, cancel the download, open downloads window, right click, get download link, it should look like the link right above this except change dl=1 to dl=0
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