yojimbos_law

using some adapt to change affirmations

Oct 7th, 2017
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  1. [221] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  2. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  3. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  4. Round 1: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  5. Round 2: your opponent becomes a funky pirate!
  6. Round 2: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  7. Round 3: your opponent becomes a factory worker!
  8. Round 3: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  9. Round 4: your opponent becomes a fiendish can of asparagus!
  10. Round 4: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  11. Round 5: your opponent becomes a mad flagellate!
  12. Round 5: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  13. Round 6: your opponent becomes a lava golem!
  14. Round 6: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  15. Round 7: your opponent becomes a fluffy bunny!
  16. Round 7: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  17. Round 8: your opponent becomes a crate!
  18. Round 8: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  19. Round 9: your opponent becomes a rushing bum!
  20. Round 9: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  21. Round 10: your opponent becomes an ice concierge!
  22. Round 10: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  23. Round 11: your opponent becomes a mine worker!
  24. Round 11: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  25. Round 12: your opponent becomes a lowercase H!
  26. Round 12: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  27. Round 13: your opponent becomes an irate mariachi!
  28. Round 13: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  29. Round 14: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Barbecue Team!
  30. Round 14: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  31. Round 15: your opponent becomes a mad flagellate!
  32. Round 15: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  33. Round 16: your opponent becomes a swarm of killer bees!
  34. Round 16: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  35. Round 17: your opponent becomes a mine worker!
  36. Round 17: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  37. Round 18: your opponent becomes a swarm of lowercase As!
  38. Round 18: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  39. Round 19: your opponent becomes a jungle baboon!
  40. Round 19: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  41. Round 20: your opponent becomes a tribal goblin!
  42. Round 20: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  43. Round 21: your opponent becomes a raging bull!
  44. Round 21: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  45. Round 22: your opponent becomes a fiendish can of asparagus!
  46. Round 22: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  47. Round 23: your opponent becomes a factory worker!
  48. Round 23: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  49. Round 24: your opponent becomes a mad flagellate!
  50. Round 24: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  51. Round 25: your opponent becomes a swarm of killer bees!
  52. Round 25: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  53. Round 26: your opponent becomes a mad flagellate!
  54. Round 26: yojimbos_law attacks!
  55. Round 27: mad flagellate takes 169 damage.
  56. Round 27: Bearly Armed hits for 11 damage, then gives you a thumbs-up.
  57. Round 27: mad flagellate takes 11 damage.
  58. Round 27: Sam Gray's voiceover says, "yOJimbOs_Law had that look in his eyes again -- the one that meant the local hospital was gonna need to run a new blood donations drive soon."
  59. Round 27: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
  60. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  61. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  62. You acquire an item: little firkin
  63. After Battle: You gain 2 Muscleboundness
  64. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  65. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  66. queueueueue X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  67. turns spent 11
  68.  
  69. [222] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  70. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  71. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  72. Round 1: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  73. Round 2: your opponent becomes an ice housekeeper!
  74. Round 2: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  75. Round 3: your opponent becomes a fishy pirate!
  76. Round 3: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  77. Round 4: your opponent becomes a zombie chef!
  78. Round 4: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  79. Round 5: your opponent becomes a lavatory!
  80. Round 5: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  81. Round 6: your opponent becomes an angry tourist!
  82. Round 6: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  83. Round 7: your opponent becomes a funky pirate!
  84. Round 7: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  85. Round 8: your opponent becomes a big creepy spider!
  86. Round 8: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  87. Round 9: your opponent becomes a crate!
  88. Round 9: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  89. Round 10: your opponent becomes a fishy pirate!
  90. Round 10: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  91. Round 11: your opponent becomes a lavatory!
  92. Round 11: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  93. Round 12: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Barbecue Team!
  94. Round 12: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  95. Round 13: your opponent becomes a lavatory!
  96. Round 13: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  97. Round 14: your opponent becomes a lava golem!
  98. Round 14: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  99. Round 15: your opponent becomes a lab monkey!
  100. Round 15: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  101. Round 16: your opponent becomes a skeletal hamster!
  102. Round 16: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  103. Round 17: your opponent becomes a large kobold!
  104. Round 17: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  105. Round 18: your opponent becomes a lava golem!
  106. Round 18: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  107. Round 19: your opponent becomes an ancient guardian statue!
  108. Round 19: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  109. Round 20: your opponent becomes a skeletal hamster!
  110. Round 20: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  111. Round 21: your opponent becomes a fluffy bunny!
  112. Round 21: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  113. Round 22: your opponent becomes a lab monkey!
  114. Round 22: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  115. Round 23: your opponent becomes a fishy pirate!
  116. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  117. Round 24: Bearly Armed hits for 11 damage, then gives you a fist-bump (or is it a terrorist fist jab?)
  118. Round 24: fishy pirate takes 11 damage.
  119. Round 24: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
  120. Your familiar gains a pound: Bearly Armed, the 3 lb. Disembodied Hand
  121. You acquire an item: little firkin
  122. You acquire an item: li'l pirate costume
  123. After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
  124. After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
  125. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  126. queueueueue X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  127. turns spent 12
  128. No current banishes
  129.  
  130. [222] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  131. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  132. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  133. Round 1: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  134. Round 2: your opponent becomes a horrible tourist family!
  135. Round 2: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  136. Round 3: your opponent becomes a mine worker!
  137. Round 3: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  138. Round 4: your opponent becomes a Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist!
  139. Round 4: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  140. Round 5: your opponent becomes a skeletal hamster!
  141. Round 5: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  142. Round 6: your opponent becomes an ancient insane monk!
  143. Round 6: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  144. Round 7: your opponent becomes a healing crystal golem!
  145. Round 7: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  146. Round 8: your opponent becomes a healing crystal golem!
  147. KoLmafia thinks it is round 9 but KoL thinks it is round 8
  148. KoLmafia thinks it is round 9 but KoL thinks it is round 8
  149. KoLmafia thinks it is round 9 but KoL thinks it is round 8
  150. Round 8: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  151. Round 9: your opponent becomes a big creepy spider!
  152. Round 9: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  153. Round 10: your opponent becomes a factory worker!
  154. Round 10: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  155. Round 11: your opponent becomes a healing crystal golem!
  156. Round 11: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  157. Round 12: your opponent becomes a fluffy bunny!
  158. Round 12: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  159. Round 13: your opponent becomes a horrible tourist family!
  160. Round 13: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  161. Round 14: your opponent becomes an ice housekeeper!
  162. Round 14: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  163. Round 15: your opponent becomes an undead elbow macaroni!
  164. Round 15: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  165. Round 16: your opponent becomes a crate!
  166. Round 16: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  167. Round 17: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin poseur!
  168. Round 17: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  169. Round 18: your opponent becomes a skullery maid!
  170. Round 18: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  171. Round 19: your opponent becomes a Knob Goblin Assistant Chef!
  172. Round 19: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  173. Round 20: your opponent becomes a fiendish can of asparagus!
  174. Round 20: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  175. Round 21: your opponent becomes a handsome mariachi!
  176. Round 21: yojimbos_law uses the Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually!
  177. Round 22: your opponent becomes a mine worker!
  178. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  179. Round 23: Bearly Armed cracks its knuckles loudly, then hits for 12 damage before you're done wincing.
  180. Round 23: mine worker takes 12 damage.
  181. Round 23: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
  182. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  183. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  184. After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
  185. You can now equip a googly-ball hat (and possibly other things).
  186. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  187. queueueueue X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  188. turns spent 13
  189. No current banishes
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